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Dinner and a Show

In the showers, soaped and lathered,

bathed a snowy hare who'd gathered

quite a crowd of keen observers

touched with heat and hungry fervor—

Reaching for his rump and rubbing

while his other paw was scrubbing

round his chest and neck and shoulders

roused his watchers, growing bolder—

Captivated by the cleaning,

and the sudden saucy screening,

and the hare's presented bottom,

and the question—who would knot him?

Pawing, placid, at his pucker,

searching for some nameless succour

underneath the faucet's flurry,

Jack was joined by sundry furries—

Craving canines, wolves in wonder—

dogs who dreamed to go down under—

flaming foxes feeling fruity—

sergals seeking bunny booty—

Half a dozen horny hunters,

tall and tiny, screamers, grunters,

groping, grasping, grabbing any

part of him with paws aplenty—

After all their wanton washing,

Jack's insides were sore and sloshing,

yet the hare did never tire—

found his friends back at the dryer.