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Mark Krieg smiled at the visitors he saw: Chad and his partner Megan. "Welcome. I'm Mark, the Legendary Man of the Kriegs," he said. Megan felt her heart race with excitement while her eyes gazed in his ruby red eyes. "The one and only Mark Krieg," she said with a blush. "It's a pleasure for us to finally meet you." Chad looked with a little confusion at the man and sized him up a bit. "So you're Mark Krieg, the new lord who's attracting pussy left and right," he asked. Megan turned to Chad with an embarrassed facial expression. "Chad," she yelled. (Megan immediately turns back to Mark's red eyes again.) "I'm so sorry for my husband's comment," she said. Mark did not look fazed at the conflicted couple, both of whom shared contrasting ethics. "Don't feel embarrassed, Megan. I know Chad swings that way," he said. Chad heavily blushed with infatuation as his green eyes looked in Mark's. "I can't deny anything you just said," said Chad, whose pants bulged. Megan gasped at Chad's confirmation about not being straight.

"Have you been bisexual," she asked. Chad held a paw over his mouth, realizing what he just said. Megan crossed her arms and sternly looked towards Chad. "So much for the first impression," she sarcastically said. Mark could see how embarrassing this was for them. "Listen. Dinner should be ready for us," he said. Right on cue, Mark's wife shouted, "Dinner is ready!" Chad took the paw from his mouth and looked at his wife. "I feel awful about blowing the chance," he said. Megan saw her host still smiling while walking to the dining room and calmly welcomed her husband's form of an apology. "Maybe you'll end up salvaging what's left," she said. "I can see why that man has a wife. You may have heard he defeated the last of the Taboo Market Industry, whose members would be defeated on his own." Chad laughed it up at first, but saw her stern look come back at him. Megan rolled her eyes and followed their host to the dining room, as did Chad. (Her head turns to face his.) "They killed his parents," she whispered into his ear. "His father was assassinated, and his mom, who was captured by that group afterwards, died while she gave birth to him."

Chad immediately lost his happier facial expression and frowned. "So, how would he have lived to tell the tale," he asked. Megan shrugged and responded to him, "That is something nobody would know. Anybody who watched Mark's birth is dead by now." Chad suddenly felt even worse and said to her, "I thought that was just a myth I heard from the bar, just like the Adolf Hitler bullshit." Megan angrily looked at Chad and turned her head. "That man actually killed millions of people," she said. Upon entering the dining room, Megan's smile came back from the plates filled with food. "Wow! This looks great," she said. Ginger, who dressed conservatively, smiled at her two guests. "Hi. I am Ginger Champson-Krieg, Mark's wife," she said. Chad's face lit up from the size of her breasts he saw. "I can see why," he thought. "Meg's tits look small in comparison to that bust, but she's bald! She looks like a bald freak." Megan sat down and began trying out the meal. "Come on, my love," she said. Chad shook his head and then took a seat. "Do you always get the royal treatment, Lord Mark," Chad asked Mark.

Mark casually shook his head and then dined on some spaghetti noodles. "No, it's something I do not require, but still get," he said. "I've saved Egypsia from the evil in my family, notably Arco Krieg, who assassinated Raigeki," he said. "Horrible as it was, I did get through Arco, who could honestly have been harder." Chad's jaw dropped as he heard Mark bring up the strongest Arcanine and make it sound like Mark had no difficulty. "I am honestly impressed," Chad said. Mark smiled at the flattery and gave a nod. "Thank you. It was the most controversial fight I had," he said. "Eventually, I brought the Kriegs together and we are now able to live in harmony." Megan's eyes were glittering as she saw Mark's signature topaz ring he wore for years. "What a gorgeous ring you are harboring," she said. "Who made that ring for you?" Mark then casually grinned and said, "One of my high school friends: somebody named Wendy. I might get another, but just one size bigger." Chad couldn't help but begin snickering. "I love your sense of humor, Krieg," he responded with a bite of his steak. Megan looked with confusion at Chad. "What do you mean," she asked with minor confusion.

Chad kept snickering with rose cheeks and a slight grin. "Never mind the suggestive implication of size; you know what big feet mean," he said. Megan groaned in annoyance and put her head down near her plate. "Chad Purrcision is something," she thought. "I love him, but he acts like a cub at bad times!" Chad then looked at Ginger with a much more curious facial expression. "Why are you bal-" (Mark reaches from one side for covering Chad's mouth in time.) Ginger looked with confusion at Chad and Mark while wondering what Chad would say. "Look at that, Megan! They're reaching out to each other," she teased. Megan rolled her eyes again, unfazed by Chad's much more boisterous nature. "Oh, how good," she sarcastically responded. (She then sees Chad hug Mark.) "Chad," she yelled. "You're a married big cat, remember?!" Mark shook his head and took his hand off of Chad's mouth. "Thanks, Mark," said Chad, whose eyes directed to Ginger with a grin. "Where's your hair?" Megan covered her face with a book from humiliation at Chad bringing up Ginger's baldness.

"Things are going to get ugly, immediately," Megan calmly said to herself. Ginger's face grew red with outrage from Chad's question. "Hair," she snapped as her eyes began watering with tears, then stormed from the room. Mark looked disappointed at Chad, whose arm hugged him. (Mark takes Chad's arm off of him with a glare at Chad, who now frowns.) "You just ruined it for my wife," he said. "I knew you would have brought up her hair." Chad watched Mark leave the room next, equally sickened by Chad's words. Megan, who then stopped reading through her small cookbook, looked with equal disappointment that Mark looked with earlier. "Are you that heartless," she inquired. "First, you were locked up in jail, then got us in hot water for one of your Halloween decorations, and now, the worst of all since you were previously in jail... You just ruined an important dinner with Lord Mark," she said. "Patience and I are usually together as a team, but I am out of it! Fix this immediately, Chad Linch Purrcision!"

Chad felt saddened by the memories of what he has screwed up. "Megan... I'm sorry I've always failed you," he said. "I know I was in a maximum security prison, then protested for that fake body being part of a Halloween decoration, and now Mark's bald wife broke down in tears." Megan angrily tore her book in half and gritted her teeth together. "I would rather die than spend another day with you," she snarled to him like an angry animal. Chad watched his wife leave next as he picked up both halves of the book Megan ripped earlier. "Fuck you too, you bitch" he quietly muttered as he looked at his unfinished dinner. (Chad sighs at his steak's scraps.) "Fuck me, too." Chad brought in his plate to the kitchen and saw Megan with her jacket on. "We should leave before anything else is ruined by you," she said with the familiarly unhappy voice from a little earlier. Chad shook his head as he saw cake mix. "Not yet," he said. "There's hope." Megan rolled her eyes and began stepping out of the back door. "Fine, then. Maybe I'll file that divorce," she said.

Chad, too, rolled his eyes and let out a faint groan. "Yeah, and I will be forgiven," he sarcastically said. Megan wanted to slam her head against the door from Chad replicating her on and off sarcastic nature, but just left without saying goodbye. "I'll just walk home," she thought. "I can't drive... Not after I have been angrier than I got since that decoration just last year..." Chad then looked at the box's instructions and grinned. "Hah! That sounds easy-peasy," he thought. As soon as Mark and his wife noticed noises from the kitchen, he and Ginger looked at each other. " Chaaad ," Mark's loud voice shouted. Ginger cried louder from the reminder of what caused her to cry. "Don't say that name," she sobbed. "I want him banned from this house for life!" Mark rolled his eyes and then left the room. "Maybe he can make up for what he did earlier," he said. Ginger held a pillow towards her face as her sobbed on it. "I hate that bastard Chad Purrcision," her voice cried. "I don't trust him at all... Especially near Mark."

Meanwhile...

Chad casually grinned to Mark as he stepped in. "What's up, Lord Mark," Chad cheerfully greeted his host. Mark skeptically looked at Chad, who licked his lips. "What keeps you here," asked Mark. Chad scratched his ear as he lost his grin. "I want to apologize," he said. Mark smiled at first, but curiously looked towards the opened cake mix. "I'll strike a deal," he said in a stern voice to Chad. "I won't ban you from here, if you can bake a treat my wife and I both like." Chad froze a bit upon realizing that he did not know what cake they like, but got to regain his composure, once Mark blinked. "Would you prefer vanilla," he asked. Mark nodded and quietly stepped out to give Chad the kitchen area to work with. "Two hours: make both of them count," Mark responded. Chad sighed in relief as he watched Mark exiting. "I heard he faced and defeated Arca," he thought. "And I previously thought that me getting away with my first murder was so astonishing..."

90 Minutes Later...

Chad purred from the delicious cupcakes he could smell. "Bon appetit, Lord Mark Krieg," he said to himself. This was his last chance for impressing the couple, or at least not banned permanently. "Maybe that man would ban me anyway. I mean, I'm a goddamn criminal who has previously been in jail," he thought. "Even that cunt Megan wants nothing to do with me right now. Dad was right; finding women who want long-term relationships can be hard." Mark stepped in the kitchen, but he was legitimately surprised to see Chad with the cupcakes already done. "Are they finished already," asked Mark. Chad smiled and gave a frosted cupcake to Mark, plus a kiss on the cheek. "Love you," he said to Mark. Mark was equally surprised at Chad's sudden affection he showed to him. "Thanks, I suppose," Mark quietly said. Chad watched Mark take a bite, then smiled from tasting the cupcake. "Delicious, isn't it," asked Chad, who wrapped an arm around Mark, whose cheeks heavily blushed. Mark nodded and swallowed the cupcake he chewed up.

"You're full of surprises, for a felon," he said. Chad's facial expression then changed when Mark brought up the criminal record. "You know about me, Chad Linch Purrcision," he asked. Mark nodded again as he returned the affection he received from Chad, with his nose at his face. "Yes, the Egypsian Police Department warned me," he said. "I can tell you've had a crush on me. The way you froze earlier today, the size innuendo... I should tell you I'm bisexual." Chad's cock got hard as he looked in the man's red eyes. "So am I, Mark," he said. Despite the two men's marriages, Chad groped Mark as they both kissed on the lips, acknowledging their feelings for one another: a heroic man from the Kriegs, with a pervert. Mark felt himself erecting his cock as Chad's tongue led the kiss. "I can't believe I'm hard from another man right now," thought Mark, who felt Chad's thick, wet tongue in his mouth. "It's not like me to have a man get me this hard." Chad's paws grabbed Mark's hips while the kiss continued.

"I want his cock," Chad thought with a purr. Mark stopped the kiss and groped Chad's large bulge. "I know you want more, you slut," teased Mark. Chad moaned as Mark stripped him and yanked him by his rod. "Yes, Lord Mark," he submissively groaned. Mark began giving Chad a handjob as the submitting feline's balls ached for some love. With his other hand, Mark groped Chad's testicles and squeezed the sack. "It looks like you're full down there," Mark said to his guest. Chad sluggishly nodded as he came on Mark's shirt. "Maarrrk~," he groaned. Mark watched Chad loll out his tongue upon climaxing. "Would you like to come back soon," asked Mark. Chad smiled as Mark tugged his penis a little, causing a bigger, surprising second ejaculation. "Yes, Master," Chad playfully teased to his dominant partner as Mark washed off his shirt he took off. Ginger, who thought she smelled finished cupcakes, saw Chad's cock and gasped.

"Chad! How dare you expose your huge genitals near Mark," she yelled. Mark, who rolled his eyes and washed off most of Chad's seed, groaned to her. "Gin, it's fine," Mark told her. "He apparently had excessive frosting left." Chad grinned to Mark's wife as his erection wasn't fazed by the sight of her. "Yeah, it's cum-diddly-umptious," he playfully teased. Ginger's face turned redder as she saw cum dripping from his cock. "Did you use your sperm to make a disgusting frosting," she asked. Chad shook his head as she glared at him. "Not a drop, Gin," he said. Ginger then tried a cupcake's frosting... And was smiling towards her guest. "You aren't so bad," she said. "I'm sorry for harboring that grudge. It's the fact that I previously had blonde hair, but I'm bald... I originally contemplated to have you banned forever, but my partner, Lord Mark Krieg, understands that I'm sensitive about my head. I was the first female to befriend him, a coma-cursed child, after he was adopted by a fellow Krieg, who didn't know Mark's heritage at the time."

Chad looked awestruck from the importance of Mark Krieg, then put his pants back on. "I had no idea I was that fortunate to make out with him," said Chad. Ginger, who would normally have been mad, brushed it off and gulped the last drops from her glass. "Big whoop if you two make out," she said. "I'm the one who can have kids with him. Mark awkwardly blushed while he went to start whispering something to her. "Gin, my sister Raia is officially pregnant," he quietly whispered to her. Ginger immediately lost her smile as she got the news from him. "What did you just say to me," she asked, but as if she were on a short fuse. Mark gulped at the facial expression that said how steamed she was. "I said I may have already knocked up your rival: one of the new scientists Raia. Ginger clenched her fists and angrily glared at him, but then screamed for expressing disgust. "You knocked her up," she screamed. "You knocked up that spoiled, saber-toothed piece of shit?!"

Mark tried to stay calm as he quietly nodded. "Yes, just last week," he said to his wife. Ginger smashed her 16-oz glass of water on the floor as she suddenly stormed out of the room, not wanting to say another word. "I can't believe he cheated on me for her; again ," she thought. "He knows I can't stand her..." Chad looked astonished towards his host, who got a vacuum intended to pick up the vase that broke from a slam to a wall. "Aren't chicks crazy nowadays," he asked. Mark shook his head and then said to him, "Actually, that one is even crazier- for my cock, but I understand; I don't even date humans, regardless of their sex: predominantly anthropomorphic women." Chad nodded to Mark and responded, "Good. I might be divorcing Megan at some point, because she and I fought earlier, and I think there's somebody better I could find, but I love Meg a lot!" Mark sighed as he hugged Chad. "I understand that feeling. I was once originally in love with a demoness, but I was not ready to make a commitment back then. Chad smiled at Mark and peacefully gave a hug. "I love you, Lord Mark," he said as he groped Mark's pecs. Mark's blush intensified as Chad groped his small pecs. "I know you do," he said as Chad's tongue brushed his neck. "You've probably been waiting to meet me for months." Chad then immediately remembered his wife. "Shit! I apologize, but I must go," he said.

Near an Alley...

From his car he just stopped upon seeing Megan, Chad could see a couple of anthropomorphic wolves with big cocks engaging in an orgy with his wife in the alley. "I'll beat the shit out of her for this adultery," he thought as he pulled out his gun with a glove on his hand, then immediately ripped the white wife-beater's front in half. As much as he honestly wanted to beat her as punishment for cheating on him, he saw everything better while he peeked from his car trunk, noticing the human-like wolves banging his wife, who was seen stripped of her clothes and tied to a pole. (Chad pulls out his gun and shoots the wolves, one by one.) "No one does that to my wife," he thought. "Especially wolves and their disgusting hybrids..." (Howls of pain are heard while Megan's soft cries can be heard.) "Help," she screamed while her ears heard the gunfire. Once the wolves dropped dead, Chad went to the alley and helped with untying his nude wife, once he punched the wolf whose knot was in her anal cavity. "Here I am, Meg," a familiar voice called out.

Megan tried to stop crying while she tried recognizing who she owed her life to. "Chad," she sobbed from the blurrier vision she had, probably from the lack of glasses. Chad hugged her and saw that none of the wolves got to cum in her. "I am here to save your life," he said. Megan's face lit up from smiling at the unusually heroic big cat, whose green eyes were all that she could see from the tears. "Chad... I'm sorry for the fight earlier," she said. Chad brushed her hair as he gave a kiss on the cheek, then helped pick up his wife. "Let's go home now," he said. "We've been through enough today, Megan." Megan smiled at her hero and then hugged him. "I swear to serve you, with love," she said.