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The sun had already set as you parked your bike in front of your parents' house. The cool early-autumn breeze tickled your whiskers as you removed your helmet and locked your motorbike in place next to your parents' car on the driveway. The familiar yard looked oddly eerie in the evening twilight, wind rustling the leaves of nearby trees as you made your way to the front door of the house.

This was actually the first time you had properly visited your hometown ever since leaving for college a few years ago. You had been meeting up with old friends and acquaintances the whole week up until now. You were staying over at your parents' house, as they were always more than happy to accommodate you during your seldom visits. You were a happy family of three tigers, living in a relatively small house in the northern suburbs of the city.

Just as you arrived at the white wooden door it was opened from the inside, with your father standing in the doorway, looking at you with a blank expression. You had brief eye contact with him and raised your paw in a greeting. "I'm home!" You said as you slipped past your dad and inside the house. Your father acknowledged you by grunting while putting on a dark leather jacket similar to the one you were wearing. "You going somewhere?" You asked, watching him zip up the jacket. Again, he grunted, nodding his head slightly. "I have some business downtown..." He muttered, digging out the car keys from his pocket.

"Is mom still at work?" You asked as he stepped outside.

"Yeah! She's working the night shift again today." Your father replied, heading for the car.

You were left standing in the doorway, watching as your father's car slowly backed out onto the street, before driving off and disappearing behind the street corner. As soon as he was out of sight you dashed out of the house, slamming the door shut after yourself as you ran back to your parked bike, quickly strapping the helmet back onto your head. Unlocking your bike you pulled out your phone, opening the 'track my pawei'-app on it. The map of the city was drawn on your screen, a red, moving dot appearing on the screen as well. Turning the keys in the ignition, you made a quick turn and drove after your father into the darkening fall night.

During your stay, you had noticed that on most nights your dad always left the house around 10 pm, especially on the days your mom was working the night shift. At first, you thought that he had just gone out drinking, until a few days ago, when he had left his wallet behind and hadn't come back for it. He was clearly up to something else. Naturally, you had grown worried and decided to find out what he was doing.

Your dad had worked for the city's biggest insurance company for years, and due to his intimidating face and physique, he was the company's go-to guy for cases where they suspected there was fraud involved so that the customers would feel less inclined to try and swindle more money out of their insurance. Naturally, this wasn't the most popular position in the company, as your dad basically decided, if, and how much money the customer would get in the end. Hence, your father wasn't the most well-liked guy in the city.

Worried, that he was caught up in something dangerous, you had decided to follow him. Lucky for you, like most people in his generation, your dad was pretty hopeless when it came to modern technology, and while installing a new operating system on his smartphone, you had also enabled a parental tracking app, through which you could follow his movements. Driving through the city on your trusty, motorized steed, you followed your dad from a safe distance, keeping track of his route through your phone.

...

Finally, about a half-hour drive away from your house, the red dot on your phone stopped. The fear of your father being involved in something dangerous flared up again as this particular area was not one of the finest of neighborhoods in your city, not by a longshot. Following the map on your phone, you soon arrived at a nearly empty street, where you could see your father's car parked on the side of the pavement.

Turning off your bike, you waited behind the corner of the dark alley, carefully observing the scenery before your eyes. After about a minute, you saw your father getting out of his car and heading down a nearby, narrow, even darker alley. As soon as your dad was out of sight you took off your helmet and locked up your bike, and started to sneak towards the narrow crevice between the two, seemingly abandoned buildings.

Approaching the narrow alleyway, you could hear voices coming from deeper within, between the two concrete behemoths. Taking a careful peek around the corner, you saw your dad walking towards a semi-large group of people at the end of the alley. There were about ten of them in total, creatures of all species as it seemed, all of them males, at least judging by their voices. Was it going to be a fight after all?

You quietly slipped onto the alley, moving as close to the wall as possible in order to not get noticed. There was a large garbage container about halfway down the narrow passage, behind which you crouched down to watch the situation unfold. The males at the end of the alley seemed very excited at the appearance of your father, most of them whistling and hollering at the big tiger as he approached them.

"Well, it's about time you showed up! The boys have been waiting for a while now!" A large wolf said, cracking an ominous smile at your father. Your dad only grunted in response, walking right past the dark canine, heading to the end of the alley, where a big, wooden box was located. The other males followed your father with hungry gazes all the way, until he finally stopped in front of the box.

In a flash, he was bending over the box, dropping his pants with the quickness of a cheap street whore, exposing his striped ass and scrotum for the other males, receiving thunderous cheers and whistles as he did.

"Ok boys! You know the rules, 20 bucks for one fuck, bareback is 10 bucks extra, 15 if you finish inside, and half-off everything if you can make me cum!" Your father announced, receiving even more cheers and whistles from his all-male audience. All of them uniformly unzipped their pants, whipping out erect cocks of all shapes and sizes, eager and ready to fuck some tiger ass. The dark wolf from before was the first one to step out, slapping a 20$ bill on the box next to your father and taking a firm grip on his striped feline hips.

"Fuck... I've been waiting for this all day..." You heard him groan while he poked at your father's hole with his knotted love tool. "Here... we... GO!"

The rest of the audience burst out in cheers as the wolf grunted loudly, shoving his canine cock inside your old man, who made no audible response to the harsh penetration. The smacking of the wolf's and your father's hips soon echoed in the alley along with the dark canine's moans and grunts he made while giving your father a thorough rectal examination with his slapper. Your dad didn't make a sound on the receiving end of the frenetic ass-blasting, even though the wolf was anything but gentle with him and his tailhole.

The other males quickly flocked closer to the action, partly blocking your view of the dark, naked wolf butt moving back and forth before your father. You could hear the box underneath your dad rattle as the wolf now picked up the pace, pounding the silent feline at his mercy even harder than a moment ago. It was getting fairly obvious, what was about to happen next as the moans of the horny canine grew louder with each thrust. The wolf was going for the knot.

The inevitable end to any canine mating soon ensued, the wolf behind your father releasing a terrifying howl and stuffing his throbbing knot inside your father's striped backside. The wolf raised his right leg onto the box, humping at your father's butt with even more leverage, tugging his meaty knot back and forth in the old tiger's tight grasp, panting and gasping like he was in a proper rut. It took him almost no time at all to howl again, undoubtedly to mark his ejaculation. But to your surprise, the wolf quickly pulled his member out of your father's hole, stroking his knotted, pulsating shaft, unloading a few fat streaks of wolf cum onto the ground next to his feline partner.

Voicing a long groan, the wolf pulled 10 dollars out of his jacket, slapping it onto the box on top of the previous 20 dollars. Your father quickly scooped up the money and put them in his jacket. "You call that a fuck? I barely even got hard from that!" Your dad roared, and all the males looked a bit amused. "Geez, I would've at least expected a quickshot like you to cum inside, Richard!" He continued, receiving a few good chuckles from his audience.

The wolf grinned and gave a wholehearted slap to your father's ass, the kind that's for sure going to leave a pawprint. "I just don't want to be the guy to creampie a public slut with the first fuck of the night and have him all sticky for the rest of the boys." The wolf smirked, abruptly thrusting his index and middle finger inside your father's hole, still failing to make the feline predator even flinch. "Besides... I'm sure there's plenty of milk in store for you, my dear kitty..."

With that, the wolf now pulled up his pants and took a few steps back, giving you a glimpse of your old man's bare, striped backside. "Whoever's next..." He said, moving to the sidelines, and watching how a short hyena now took his place behind the presenting tiger.

You were still in utter shock over what you had just witnessed. So your dad wasn't involved in anything dangerous, but instead, he was whoring himself out to other males in the backstreets of town, and for quite a low price at that. Your dad, who you had always thought of as a tough, masculine, and, well, straight was actually up to something like this in his free time. To be completely honest, the gap between the dad you knew, and this back-alley dad was unexpectedly arousing, and from all your confusion you had not even noticed how hard you had gotten from the little show you had witnessed from your hiding spot. Still trying to sort out how you felt about all of this, you failed to hear the fairly heavy footsteps approaching you from behind.

"Hey, kid!" You suddenly heard a low voice behind you.

You gasped and turned around in a flash, only to find a tall, dark figure looming over you. Upon further inspection, you recognized the creature as a large horse, who was carefully observing you with his blue, equine eyes. Quickly standing up on your feet you tried to come up with an answer: "I... uh... W-well, I-I..."

The horse tilted his head to the left, seemingly curious and amused by your surprised reaction. "...I guess the word does go around..." He chuckled after a moment, giving you a firm pat on the back. "I take it you're here for this as well." He said, pointing at the group of males at the end of the alley. You were still a bit too shaken to utter any response to the tall equine. "Well, if you keep hiding all the way over here, you're going to miss half of the fun!" The horse laughed, wrapping his arm around your shoulders. "Come on, let's go get a closer look, shall we?"

The strong equine forcibly dragged you over to the group of males surrounding your father, almost none of them paying the two of you any mind as you joined the crowd. Your cock got even harder as you were now witnessing your dad getting fucked from a mere six feet away, all the perverse glory of the male on male lovemaking, if you could call it that, on full display before your eyes. It seemed that the horse next to you noticed the bulge on the front of your pants and he chuckled again with his low voice. "See? Isn't it much better to see it up close like this?"

Being unable to take your eyes of neither your dad nor the hyena currently exploring the bigger tiger's rectal cavity you could really only nod in response. "Told you. This is the best kind of foreplay..." The horse grunted, groping at his own, massive and growing bulge.

The hyena wasn't quite as tall as your dad or the wolf from before, and he actually had to stand on his toes in order to achieve the best trajectory for his fast and energetic thrusts he delivered to your dad's tailhole. Despite his size, the 'yeen was packing quite the tool between his legs and the size of his spotted scrotum certainly didn't bring him any shame, harshly slapping against your father's cheeks as they fucked. You could also see your father's member, which was now fully erect, looking rather majestic within its own right, haphazardly swinging up and down beneath the submitting striped feline, as the lewd sounds from his hole filled up the narrow alley.

"Is that really all you got, Tom? I thought I told you to fuck me harder the last time you plowed my ass yesterday?" Your dad roared, wrapping his tail around the smaller male's waist in order to assist him with the accelerating thrusts.

"Oh yeahh..." The horse next to you groaned, unzipping his trousers and letting his half-erect equine member unfurl from within. You swallowed at the sight of his meat, as it was absolutely gigantic compared to any other dicks you had seen, and even compared to most of the cocks here. And it wasn't even at full mast yet. Observing your dad with a grin, the big equine began stroking his meat, more and more blood pumping into the girthy and pulsating breeding pole with each movement of his hand.

Directing your eyes back at your dad and the male mounting him, you saw the hyena now climbing on top of your dad, placing his hind paws on top of the old tiger's slightly bent shins, while supporting his upper body on top of the bigger animal's striped backside. Your dad's sturdy build enabled the smaller male to alter the angle of his thrusts for the better, and the spotted and striped hips were now smacking together with much more force and noise, as the increasingly rough anal sex continued.

"...Better... But now you better hold it in until I count down from 30, alright? 30! 29! 28!..." Your father started the countdown with the panting hyena riding on his back.

It came as a no surprise to anyone, that when your dad had only made it to 14, the spotted male released a series of short 'woops', while unleashing his plentiful seminal-fluids inside the male below him, the entire spotted body of the smaller animal shuddering on top of the bent over tiger. The hyena's large cumtanks contracted closer to his body as he bred your father's hole, breathing heavily as the long-awaited orgasm slowly subsided.

"Such a shame..." Your father sighed with a smug tone, as the hyena pulled out after a few seconds, pulling out with him a condom, filled to the brim with steaming hot hyena cum. "When are you going to man up and just fuck me raw, Tom?"

Pulling the large condom off his junk, the hyena, who looked quite irritated by your father's taunting, gave the old tiger a harsh slap on the ass, just like the dark wolf before him. He then slapped a twenty onto the box, tying up his condom and carelessly tossing it to the side before backing off into the crowd. A muscular panther stepped up next, holding his sizable feline dong in his paw, unfurling a condom on top of his pink shaft before poking his tip at your old man's entrance.

The panther groaned and another session of back-alley anal was on the way, over two-thirds of the males present yet to have their urges sated. For the next half hour, you quietly watched from six feet away as your dad was fucked in the ass by at least eight males, species varying from bulls to bears, each, slightly different shaped phallus getting their moment of rectal caressing from your father, who ardently kept coaxing his partners into fucking him harder, or otherwise taunting their sexual performance.

The first few of the males were either courteous or stingy enough to either cum outside or to use a condom, keeping your father's hole relatively clean for the most part, until a large antlered moose, who was about the sixth one to fuck your dad, shamelessly gave the old tiger a proper creampie up the backdoor. After that, all the rest of the topping males went all in as well, shooting their gunk straight into your dad's squishy colon, creating a very exotic cum cocktail inside the striped feline's bowels.

Minutes passed, and you were only barely fighting the urge to stroke your own meat at the sight of your father getting his insides rehashed in front of you. In all honesty, you were already so close you could've easily soiled your pants from a simple, light breeze blowing by just the right way, and yet you were still somehow holding it in. The big horse beside you was stroking his gargantuan shaft remorselessly, his massive tip already leaking a near-continuous stream of pre onto the street below as the large equine was preparing to be the next one in line.

The person currently jabbing his pole into your tiger dad, a hefty bull let out a loud moo, the dull sound of the creature's call echoing in the narrow alley. Your father growled as yet another load was added to the growing pool of cum inside his well-used buttpipe, the brown bovine thoroughly emptying his breeder-class nuts between the big and stripy cheeks. "You're getting better already! Maybe next week you'll be able to make me cum..." Your old man chuckled as the bovine shaft left his tailhole, some of the mystery cum-mix leaking out in the process.

"Hey kid!" The horse called out to you again and you snapped out of your thoughts. "This your first time?"

A bit taken aback by the straightforward question, you fidgeted around for a short while, and then nodded while blushing slightly. "Alright..." The horse said, taking something out of his pocket. "Well, looks like I'm up..." He continued, a mischievous grin appearing on his long face. "Time to make this pussy purr..."

The large equine only required two steps to get in position behind the tiger, and he immediately slapped his enormous horsecock onto your daddy's butt. "Oh, Rocky! I almost thought you didn't show up tonight!" Your father greeted the brown equine, being able to recognize the person behind him only by his cock. "Well yeah... It was a busy night at work you know... and today I just felt like watching you for a bit. What is it now? Nine, or ten cocks you've taken before cumming? That's got to be your record, right?"

"I think it actually might be... Think you can break my streak?" Your father said, a hint of arrogance in his voice while he wiggled his backside against the rigid horse-shaft on top of his cheeks.

"Oh, I think we both know that I'm going to...You just better hope that you will be able to hold it until I'm fully inside..." The big horse retorted, rubbing his shaft against your father's fuzzy crease. He then placed a 50 dollar bill on top of the box, sliding it over to your father, who seemed rather surprised by the large sum of money.

"Oh? Are you going for a back to back?"

"Hehe, not quite... You see, there's a kid here who seems to be quite interested in you. Apparently his first time here so I thought I'd pay for his turn in advance. If I do the full course with half off, that's seventeen and a half, right? Why don't we round that down to fifteen and the kid can go the full course as well?"

"My, you're awfully generous..." Your father said, grabbing the bill and stuffing it inside his pocket.

"I'll gladly pay to see you get fucked..." The horse muttered not all that audibly, quickly shifting his flaring tip over to your dad's dilated entrance. "You ready?"

"Are we fucking or not?"

You watched with wide eyes as the horse plunged his girthy meatpole between your father's cheeks, forcing the tip past the tight feline orifice, and feeding his throbbing equine shaft to the male tiger's hungry hole. And for the first time during this whole ordeal, you heard your dad moan, even if it was just a little bit. Who wouldn't moan when they're getting their hole stuffed with a nearly two-feet long monster of a horsecock. Despite his rather cocky attitude from before, the horse was also quite vocal with his entry, groaning and huffing as his buttplunger sunk deeper and deeper within your father's, seemingly bottomless tailhole.

Eventually, they both groaned in unison, when the entire horsecock completely disappeared from sight, now hiding away inside the old male tiger's bum. Exhaling with passion, the horse gave your father's cheeks a hard slap, the sound of which echoed around the narrow side-street for a while. "Damn! Were you always this tight?" The brown equine chuckled, giving the big, striped cheeks another harsh slap, making the soft mounds jiggle for a few seconds.

Grunting, your father replied: "I was just about to ask if you had gotten any bigger..."

Both of the males smirked at each other's comments, while the topping equine set his large hands on your father's hips, getting a firm grip on his stripy partner. "Hey, kid!" You perked your ears and looked up at the horse, who was facing away from you. "Be sure to take a good look... THIS... Is how you fuck a slut!" With that, the grinning horse began a relentless assault on your old man's poor backside the sounds of fucking filling up the narrow street once more.

The box beneath your dad rocked back and forth multiple inches at a time when the equine stud began fucking the submissive tiger at a momentous pace. Holding your father by the hips, the horny stallion mercilessly drilled his cock inside the old tiger's greedy hole, pounding his hips onto the soft and stripy orbs with enough force and momentum to make any normal recipient squeal with pleasure. Standing in a wide stance, his gigantic equine orbs hung free between the horse's legs, swinging back and forth with the large male's movements. No doubt were those bad boys full of thick and potent horse cum, and there was also no doubt of what the owner of these cumtanks was planning to do with all of his sticky cargo.

And your father graciously took every single one of the thrusts the horse kept delivering into his stretched-out tailhole, only sometimes groaning or gasping as the equine mating tool hit a particular sweet spot within his stretched rectal cavity. You could only admire the sexual endurance of both males, their rough lovemaking going on for several minutes, with neither of them cumming despite having been exposed to previous stimulation, even before their ongoing sex. The tug of war for the true ownership of the massive horsecock was oddly arousing, neither of the big males willing to give an inch to the opposing party, over their dominance of the rough interspecies mating.

Ultimately, it was your dad who succumbed to pleasure first, roaring loudly into the cold autumn night, spraying copious amounts of hot and sticky tiger cum out of his feline phallus, painting the front of the box he was leaning on white. Continuing on with his tireless pounding of the fat tiger butt, Rocky smiled and gave your father's rear-end a few more, hard spanks, moving his strong horse hips undisturbed.

"Mmhhh... That's it! Cum for me slut!" He growled, drilling your father's hole with his monstermeat. Still cumming, your father only growled in response, most likely trying his best not to leak out anything that would sound more feminine. "I swear you came up with that half-off deal just so I could fuck you more."

That statement seemed to somehow really rile up your father, and the big tiger began pushing his hips backward to meet the rapid thrusts of the chestnut-colored stallion. This seemed to do the trick and the tall horse grew awfully quiet as the smacking of the two males' hips grew faster and louder. And the sounds of their hips colliding was soon afterward drowned out by the powerful neighing of the dominant horse for it was now his turn to cum in the tight grip of your father's hole.

Accompanied by grunts and groans from both parties, Rocky came inside the old tiger's anus, flooding the well-used male-insides with his hot equine gunk, gritting his teeth as his love juice flowed into the soft abyss. From where you were standing, you could almost hear the massive amounts of semen rushing inside your dad's colon. And man, did the brown equine cum lots, it nearly taking him half a minute to completely pump out the contents of his boulder-sized nuts.

By the end of it all, both males were left sweating, huffing, and spent as they took some time to restore their energy in the aftermath of their, not-so-far-apart orgasms. Exhaling heavily, the horse pulled his slutslapper out of its cozy cum deposit, leaving it drooling and dilated for the other males to see. Turning around he gave you an expectant look while a sly smirk crept onto his face.

Figuring, that was your cue, you took a few steps closer to the horse and your father, who was still bent over the box, facing the other way from you and the others, while huffing. Rocky took a step to the side, beckoning for you to come closer to the used tiger posterior, full, and leaking with a mixture of everyone's seed.

"Come on now! Don't be shy!" The bigger horse coaxed you, kneeling down next to your father and spreading out his striped cheeks for you. "Be sure to try your hardest. It is the kid's first time you know..." He said to your father, who nonchalantly huffed in response. "Alright kid! Let's see what you're made of!"

With your heart nearly beating out of your chest, you nervously put your paws down to your waist and started to tug on the lining of your pants. Pulling down the more tight and concealing trousers, you exposed the front of your underwear and the sizable, wet bulge on them. Noticing you had already soiled your underwear with precum, you blushed and quickly pulled them down too, now exposing the entirety of your erect tigercock.

"Mmmm~ This kid has been pent up for a while..." Rocky chuckled, rubbing your father's cheeks and again spreading them out to grant you easier access to his hole. "Come and get it, kid!"

Your animalistic instincts began to kick in as soon as you set your hands on your father's big, fat buttocks. Your cock was already aching to penetrate the inviting, used tailhole of your old man, under which your remaining reason crumbled away within seconds. Moving your leaky tip just outside its soft and enticing destination, you held your breath as you were about to penetrate your dad.

"Are we gonna do this or what?" Your dad suddenly retorted, pushing his striped hip backward and swallowing your unsuspecting erection inside his hole.

Rocky chuckled at your facial expression as you gasped for air, trying to hold yourself from nutting under the immense pleasure your father's tight insides welcomed you with. Your cock, which was probably from the bigger end of male organs your father had taken tonight, easily slid to the very back of the older tiger's insides, bottoming him in just a few seconds. The sensation of the warm, soft mass convulsing and throbbing around your rod was near surreal, and you really had to work your pelvic floor muscles to hold back your eager load.

"Pretty good huh?" Rocky asked with a smirk, to which you quickly nodded your head.

"Hey slut! How is it back there?"

"Let's see..." Your father mumbled, subtly gyrating his hips over your member and moving your shaft inside his colon. "Hmm... The size and shape are good, I'll give them a nine and an eight respectively... Hardness..." Your dad suddenly flexed his glutes, momentarily almost doubling the pressure on your cock lodged inside the slick tailhole. "...Gets a nine as well. Not bad overall, but I like to put a lot of my emphasis on technique and endurance as well... You better get to work, kid!"

Slightly overwhelmed by the sudden cock-analytic side of your father, you started to move your hips. Despite being your dad's tenth or eleventh fuck, the slutty striped feline had an amazingly strong grip on your shaft, and you really had to make effort to pull out of the sublime softness of his hole. The other way it was much easier, the greedy insides practically sucking your cock between them, and instantly latching onto the throbbing surface of your erection.

In the midst of your careful anal-exploration, your father cleared his throat. "What the hell are you doing kid? If you weren't too busy jacking off, I think you should've noticed that I like it rough. Right now you're going at the pace of a grandfather clock. So pick it up!"

"You heard the slut! Fuck him harder!" Rocky ordered you, to which you complied by doubling the pace at which you were fucking your father.

"Now that's more like it! Just keep going like that and maybe I'll even get hard... Come on! You can do better than that!" Your father roared. The parental authority of his words somehow resonated within you, and you further picked up the pace, pounding away on your old man's striped ass with nearly the same speed as Rocky did when he was topping your father.

"The kid's a natural!" Rocky chuckled, standing up and backing off to give you more space to fuck your slutty dad, the lewd, wet sound his tigerhole made echoing around the alley even louder.

Some of the other males present began cheering too as you bumped hips with your old man, stabbing your trusty thruster into the soft, squirming tiger insides of your father's rear-end. The pressure which had been building up in your loins for, what at this point seemed like ages, was growing more and more unbearable each passing second, your furry tiger nuts already aching to sow their contents into any available deposit, namely, your dad's hole. Grasping onto his buttocks even more tightly, you could feel how the moist walls twitched around your member, pushing it closer and closer to orgasm.

"Don't you go cumming on me now kid!" You heard your father groan, but it was already too late, and you ended up blasting his bowels full of your pent-up college boy seed, holding back your own moans in the fear of getting recognized, as you thoroughly bred his sluthole. Pumping a few weeks' worth of semen inside your own father felt incredibly good, the taboo of the incestuous mating only further adding to your pleasure as you came hard, and earnestly, draining your balls down to the very last drop with the superb milking your dad's ass provided.

Soon after, you already felt the post-nut regret creeping up from the back of your mind, and hastily pulled out of your dad's hole which you had just creampied. "Mmmmhhh... Not too bad for your first time... I'd say in about two weeks of proper training, you might even make me cum..." He said with an indifferent tone.

"Don't you worry, I'm sure you can turn him into a real fucking machine in no time..." Rocky chuckled from the side, giving you a wink as you pulled up your pants. "Leaving already?"

You hastily nodded, zipping up your pants and making room for the next male. "Too bad... Well, until next time then, kid. You know where to find us."

With those as your parting words with the sizable horse, you began walking away from the crowd, heading towards your bike behind the corner. At the end of the alley, you took one final look at the males surrounding your father. There was a groan, followed by the all-too-familiar sounds of your dad's hole getting fucked as yet another male had his turn with the eager, striped slut of the alley. It seemed, that you were by no means in a hurry to get home, judging by the number of new males on the narrow alley, it was apparent that your dad would be here for a while.