Watch the Booze
Hiya! Dragonizu here! This is my very very very FIRST story, so be gentle with your criticism, but don't hold back on it either. Actually tried to post this story earlier, but the power went out and have to retry now..
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Keep in mind that John and Ruby are MY characters. I won't tolerate any thievery of the characters or this story.
It was a natural day at the Blackhawke Bar. Dragons, Elves, Dwarves, even Humans were getting drunk and having a good time. They always drank for a victory at war, a birthday party, or just want to have fun. The drinks consisted of regular alchohal and absinth, which happened to get more people drunk than anything else. But, they always over did the booze sometimes. They would always go into the bathroom and puke all over the floors, the sink, and sometimes the trash can. And the employees were the only ones that were actually willing to clean it up..
Thats where John came in, he wasn't a very studly man, he had black fur all over his body, and a prosthetic leg, because he had accidently given advice to a dragon that it didn't like, and bit his leg off, he looked like a warped version of the biblical character Esau, son of Israel. He was always alone, he had no friends, no family, no wife, no kids, not any kind of pet, nothing. The worst part was, he only made $10.00 an hour for cleaning up all the shit the customers left behind. He had the female dragon bathroom shift again, he had had the same shift for over a year since the male dragons always pick at him for being so hairy and stubby in stature. When he tried to defend himself against them they would beat him and try to kill him, or usually have him put his underwear on the towel dispenser.
A couple of dragonesses had come in and puked all over the floors, the sink, and in the trashcan. John sighed and got down on his hands and knees, it wasn't exactly pretty, bits of food and alchohal were all over the floor, and the smell was absolutely digusting. He finished up and took the escalator to the sink. Which happened to stick out 65 feet above him, considering the dragons size, females were always larger than the males, john had never figured out why.
The sink was just as bad, most of the puke had went down the drain. Which, if it had gotten clogged, with revoke his paycheck. There was a heavy stench that smelled awfully of tangerines all over the sink. As he was washing, John's glance went over to the big 'TIP' jar. It was half full of 5's and 1's, not very much if he wanted to pay his mortgage and bills. Not to mention feeding himself. "I've got to find another job.." John muttered to no one in particular. When he had finished clearing out the sink and counters, the bathroom door swung open. John quickly turned around and bowed to the customer; Ready to take any kind of mess it would bring. A loud HICCUP caught his attention and he looked up. A bright red dragoness stood there, with a big bottle of Absinth in her claws, her glowing green orbs of eyes seemed to smile.
"Oooooh, Well now. hic Whats a handsome guy like you hic! doing in a place like this?" she slurred said and swung her massive hips.
Knowing full well not to anger drunk dragons, John stood up and carefully said "I..work here."
The dragoness set down her bottle and started to take off her top garment. Dragons had a sense of nudity as well, same as other races did, but how the tailors managed to make clothes for dragon's her size was beyond John's comprehension.
Her garment fell to the floor, revealing massive titanic breasts that she shook as she picked up her bottle and started coming towards the human, her breasts were pretty good sized, and it appeared she was AT LEAST 200-300 years old, as least Johns age (22) in her years. "Don't even hic! TRY to tell me you can resist these." she said and shook her breasts and then the unthinkable happened. 1, The dragoness had finished her absinth.
2, She tripped over her own scaley feet.
3, She fell and hit the sink, hard. And her massive breasts were pressing against John.
John slowly began to back away, but he lost his balance and was about to fall into the sink and grabbed a tight hold of her right breast. Then it suddenly dawned on him and he shivered uncontrollably at he remembered a book that he read when he was just a 16 year old teenager: If a male dragon touches a female dragons parts, its an automatic irrevokable invitation to mate. Mating you see, is like human marriage, the togetherness and the line that is made bonds the two together for eternity, no exception. That is, if the dragoness accepts the offer to mate and marry.
The dragoness looked town and grinned a toothy smile, her foreleg came up and pressed John even closer to her breast and walked out of the bathroom. The dragoness started up the stairs, where screams of pleasure and pain sound out, which actually scared John, and absentmindedly squeezed her breast harder, and made her moan. She set him down on the bed and said "Now hic! isn't this cozy?" she asked and proceeded to remove the rest of her garments and lay on the bed. She shifted and laid on her back and picked John up and slipped her large tongue down his throat. They kissed passionately, and an arousing smell hit John and his eyes were wide open. The dragoness was in heat! Meaning if he went through with this, she could very well bare his child. But the thought of finally having a family overwhelmed him and he broke the kiss and watched as the dragoness ripped his clothing off his body.
He went over to the lips of her sex and he watched in awe as fluid leaked out from her, he dipped a finger in it and made a face, it was a bit sour, but had a sweet aftertaste. His penis started to harden and he slowly slid it into her sex and winced, she was still a virgin. Which would make the process very painful for the both of them.
That was it, the smell and arousal finally drove him wild and he banged against her brutally, she screamed and hiccuped in pleasure. Her forelegs rubbed against her breasts and they began to swell as they filled with milk. The orgasm was coming quickly for John, he came into her womb and the stream lasted for about two minutes. He pulled out and went up to his new mate and wife, and began to suck on her nipples, she cried out in delight and milk sprayed out and John drank it wholeheartedly. "MORE! HIC MORE!" she screamed and pressed him closer to her breast, it was so soft and plushy, John couldn't help but hug it tightly and squeezed lovingly. The dragoness took John's penis ito her mouth and sucked it brutally, his orgasm was coming faster than ever and he came into her mouth. They both were tired and sweating from the brutal sex they just had and the dragoness put John between her breasts and curled into a ball. Her wing came up and covered both of them and they slept soundly.
About an hour later, the newly mated and married couple awoke to find her father screaming at the top of his lungs "RUBY! YOU MATED?! WITH A HUMAN?! A FILTHY DISGUSTING WEAK HUMAN?!" Ruby tried her best to explain, and blushed when she told her father she was in love.
Her fathers rage slowly subsided, there was nothing he could do. Now that she was mated, the future was up to her and her new husband and gave the pair his blessing, no matter how much he opposed it. Ruby took out a pregnancy test monitor went into the female dragon's bathroom, and 5 minutes later she came back and pounced on the bed and hugged John, and told him through passionate kisses and tongue wrestling she was with child, possibly triplets! John fainted right then and there, but he was happy to know he would finally have people to care for, and a family to look forward to. This relationship was going to be everlasting, but that wasn't a problem, there love would last forever. But they made a deal, if she was to drink any alchohal, she was to stick with regular beer. *******
What ya think?! If anyone asks I'm 19. and not that good of a writer, so some parts of the story migth be a little weird!
Side notes: Drinking. Bad. Apple juice. Good!