Weird Dick Night
hello, here is another story for you. so last year, i made plans to write a porn story involving a tiger, horse, and a dog, in honor of the chinesse new year being the year of the tiger. i meant to do it earlier, but i got busy with other stuff and had to push it back for other stuff. sadly, i didn't get it ready in time for my first deadline, but its still the year of the tiger until the 22nd, so it still counts right?
I wish i had more time to work on it then i had, but this is my punishment for that. hopefuly when i work on the rabbit story, i will have more time on it until i am happy with it.
hopefully, you will still like it and leave what you think in the comments.
"Fuck, I am a loser," I said as I picked up another beer can. There I was, Saturday night and hanging with my friends after getting dumped by my girlfriend just a couple of hours earlier. What a wonderful life I am living. I belched as I slammed the can onto the side table beside me, "Maybe I am just one of those losers that just never meant for anybody."
"Don't say that," Koh said as he moved the beer packs farther away from me, "She was probably just a bitch for dumping you out of the blue like that."
Striker sighed as he narrowed his eyes at the husky, "Koh, I think you had enough. Your ugly side is showing up again."
Koh glared at the horse for a moment, "you know I think you are right. Finish this for me will you," and handed Striker his unfinished beer can.
Striker finished the can before he turned to me, "so what caused the break up this time? Work schedule? Hobbies?"
My face went red as I tried to sink into the plush chair I was in, "it was my dick again."
"Again?" Koh said, not even surprised by my answer, "how many times does that make it now? 4, 5 times someone looked at your dick and went 'nope' and broke your heart."
I glared at the husky, "Koh, you are not helping."
The husky leaned away from me, "Sorry."
"But what's so bad about it that five girls just ended the relationship after they looked at it," Striker asked, "it's not an STD, is it?"
"No," I sighed as I rubbed my face, "because I was unlucky in the genetics game and got a feline penis instead of a human one, which means I have barbs. No one even wants to get close to it."
Striker huffed as he picked up another beer, "Well I don't blame them, at least. Who in their right mind would put something with barbs inside themselves? That is just asking for a trip to a doctor and a talk no one wants to have."
"Actually," Koh interjected, "the part that would cause damage is removed at birth, leaving the bumps behind, pretty much acting as a feline version of circumcision. The bump then serves as a way to help women ovulate by stimulating the inside of the vagina, helping with pregnancy. There isn't any risk of injuries as far as I know."
Striker and I just looked at Koh with bewilderment, "how do you know that?"
"I am the gayest dog you two know and you are surprised I know how a dick works." Koh stood up, striking a pose, "I have taken and ridden all kinds of dick in my life and enjoyed most of them. I am so gay, I decided for my college bio essay, that it would just be me talking about dicks because I like them that much and my professor at the time was a homophobic asshole. I am so gay-"
Striker grabbed Koh's arm and pulled the husky back onto the couch, "okay okay, you don't need to make a whole speech about it. Still, I feel ya, Reks. I also lost in the penis category, getting a horse cock instead of a human one."
"That doesn't sound too bad," I said while finishing off my can, "you know what they say about horses and their meats."
Striker scowled, "yeah, but that's not always a good thing. Barely anyone can take them. I can't go balls deep into someone without hurting them. Even the size queens seem not even to attempt to take it. It's like God himself designed the horse's member to be as inconvenient as possible."
"No," Koh said, "while we were still Feral, a horse had to get a foot-long penis because that was the only way horses had sex. Despite swinking in size over the years, horse cock are still the largest. You're both each equipped with the tool needed for your species and not some other vaginas. Nowadays, cocks like ours are rare and considered outside the norm to human dicks."
"Ours?" Striker asked, showing interest, "So you don't have a human cock either, Koh?"
"Nope. I'm fully canine down there," Koh lightly tapped his crotch, "tip and knot included."
"A knot?" I asked.
"Yeah, a thing that grows at the base of my cock when I cum, tying me to whoever I am in, a literal knot of sorts," he chuckled.
I tried to imagine what that would look like but none of the ideas seemed appealing, "Wow, you must have trouble finding guys to bottom for you just as much as us."
"Nope," the husky said, "in the gay community, our dicks are hot commodities. Gays guys pretty much line up for guys with beastmen cocks, and I can see why. I never had a bad time with a beast cock once."
"I see," I tried to digest what Koh said. I took it with a grain of salt. This wasn't the first time he said something outrageous while drunk.
Striker tapped Koh's shoulder, "so um, would I find someone to take my dick in the gay community?"
"Striker, no," I said while shaking my head, "don't give in."
"Look I am just asking," the horse huffed, "unlike you two, I am still a virgin and would rather get rid of that title at some point in my life."
"I am a virgin too, Striker, but going gay to lose your virginity seems like a dick thing to do."
"Not necessarily," Koh said, "some people in the community are just there to fuck dudes with no strings attached, but it is considered something you do have to be upfront about. That being said, being able to take a horse cock takes skill, and I can count the number of people I know who can do it on one hand. Hell, I only recently was able to do it safely."
"REALLY?" Striker yelled, startling both of us.
"Yeah, a bit." Koh said, putting a hand on the horse's thigh, "I can take a horse cock with my mouth no problem, but I would need a lot of prep time to get my ass to handle it."
"I-I see," Striker said, looking a bit flustered.
"Koh, you might want to stop while you can," I said, "besides, it sounds like you are hitting on him."
"I am not trying to," Koh said, "but I wouldn't turn down sucking either of your cocks if you want me to."
"We know you do, you horny dog," I sighed while looking at Striker, "however, neither of our answers would change in that regard, right Striker?"
The horse's gaze kept switching between Koh and me, like some sort of debate was happening inside his head. "You know," he said, "I might take you up on that offer, Koh."
I was shocked, "what?"
Koh was caught off guard as well, "huh? You sure?"
Striker nods, "I am a bit tired of being turned down because of it. If Koh said he is willing to suck my dick, let him have it then."
My head goes into a spiral as I try to process what I was hearing. Striker, my friend who I have known most of my life and who has multiple times claimed to be straight, was about to get his dick sucked by Koh, my other friend. I should be stopping them, or at least asking them to go to the bedroom. Instead, I just said nothing and watched as Striker undid his pants flap.
As he opened the flap, the round flat tip of his cock sprung forth, just waiting to meet us. My jaw dropped as I laid eyes on it. I never really saw a horse cock before. I wasn't ready for how thick it was. His dick makes mine feel tiny in comparison. "I'm sorry," Striker said bashfully, "I usually don't wear underwear."
"It's fine. Most horses I know don't wear them either." Koh reached out and grabbed Striker's member, feeling its weight in his hands, "Still, this one will probably be the biggest I have taken before. You're not even completely hard and you already put the other horses to shame."
"Wait, what do you mean?" I asked, feeling a bit warm suddenly.
"Since a horse's members tend to be bigger, they take longer to get fully erect." As Koh jacked off Striker, he pulled up Strikers' shirt, "still, just it being this hard from the thought of getting sucked must mean you've been pent up."
Striker gave a weak nod, "yeah, it's been a while, didn't have the time is all."
"Well, let's see if we can fix that." The husky pinched the horse's nipples, getting a short whine from Striker. Koh chuckled, "sensitive, aren't they?"
"A bit."
"Then you might enjoy this," Koh moved his head to the nipple and started to suck on it.
Striker lets out a gasp as I see his member already getting more prominent. It grew bigger and bigger, like that schlog of his had no limits to how large it could be. Striker started to breathe heavily as he sank into the couch with a dazed look.
I started to feel concerned about him, "Striker, buddy, you okay there?"
"I am fine," he said, "just a bit light-headed. It happens when I get an erection. I only have so much blood."
"Isn't that dangerous? Maybe we should stop."
Koh removed his mouth from Striker's nipples, "That's the thing with most horse members, it takes so much blood to get them up that it makes them lightheaded. It shouldn't be life-threatening. Still, I doubt the beer we had is doing him any favors." Koh looked Striker in the face, "if you want to stop, I will understand."
"It's fine," Striker said, "Just one of the things you get used to while having a cock as big as mine."
"Alright," Koh moved from the couch to in front of the horse, Striker's cock towering over him, "I'll try and watch the teeth." Koh took a breath and moved his head to the shaft. He gave the shaft long slow licks, going from the balls to the flared tip, almost like he was savoring the cock. Koh's tail wagged all the while. I saw him circle his tongue around the flare tip, lapping up the pre that collected at the tip. After doing it for a long time, Koh put the flared tip inside his mouth.
As I watched this display, I felt myself getting warm all over. It was...hot. And erotic. I reach down and feel my cock through my pants. Maybe it was just my lack of experience with seeing it in person or I just never really thought about it, but I was enjoying the show being performed in front of me.
I watched as Koh moved lower on the horse's cock, taking it easy. As more of his cock enters the Husky, Stricker starts huffing and moaning as he places his hand on the back of Koh's head, "oh wow, oh god."
"Does it feel good?" I asked, rubbing the front of my pants.
"It's something," Striker huffs, "tight, warm, and wet. It feels better than my sex toys."
Koh made no sounds as we watched him go lower on the cock. Lower and lower the husky went on that massive member, almost like he was performing some magic trick before my eyes.
Striker could barely hold still, huffing and moaning the entire time. As Koh reaches the balls, Strikergroansd as I saw the horse's massive balls twitch. The husky eyes widen but he doesn't move an inch. Striker looks down at the husky, "damn, I am sorry. Usually, I last longer."
"What happened?" I asked.
Striker turned his head away, "oh um, I um, cam."
Koh carefully moved off of the cock, and when the entire thing out of him, the husky coughed, "yep, came right into my stomach."
"I'm sorry."
The husky pats Striker's leg, "don't be. It seems like deepthroating on a horse is a common weakness of theirs, they always seem to cum when that happens." Koh rubs his jaws, "still, taking that cock made my jaw sore."
I looked at Striker's member, which was slowly starting to retreat into the sheath. "I'm not surprised," I said, "I'm still amazed you were able to handle all that, it was almost watching some sort of magic trick."
"It might as well be one with how often I show others," Koh said as he held a beer to his jaw, "damn, not cold. I'm going to get some ice and some water." Koh walked to the kitchen.
When the husky got out of sight, I spoke up, "so how was it, Striker?"
Striker looked dazed as he turned to me, "it was, nice."
"You okay? You look out of it."
"Sorry, just waiting on the blood to get to my head again." Striker messed with his member, straightening it up as it continued to go back into its sheath, "just another thing about horses that is just inconvenient."
"I bet." I looked at Striker's dick, it was hard to imagine it inside anyone unless they were made of rubber. Just knowing that Koh was able to deepthroat that thing is kind of hot.
A minute later, Koh came in holding water bottles, handing one to each of us. Koh sits down next to Striker, "how are you feeling?"
"Alright," Striker answered, who still looked a bit dazed. He got up from his seat, "I am a bit tired now, so I am going to head home." When he stood up, we watched as the mighty horse swayed to and fro.
"You alright to drive in that state?" Koh said, "I have the guest rooms ready if you need to stay the night."
Striker stood there, "yeah, I can stay the night. I just need to lie down." we watched as Striker headed on up to the guest room on the second floor.
Koh turned to me, a grin on his face, "so, Reks, did you enjoy the show?"
"kind of," I said meekly.
The smile disappeared off the husky face, "Not your type of thing then?"
"No no, I am just processing it is all. That was the first time I saw someone suck dick and well-"
"Say no more, I understand. Felt the same way when saw it happen before my eyes as well." Koh rubbed his throat, almost like he was feeling for something.
"Is your throat okay?"
"It's fine, I don't think taking Striker did any damage to it, but it feels a bit horse." he chuckled, "but in all seriousness, my throat is fine, just a bit sore."
"I'd bet, you saw how big that was. I heard that horse cocks were massive but I didn't think they would be that big."
"They are big, but not that different from other dicks once you put the practice in. After a while, you get a feel for how to take dicks without hurting yourself."
"So even I can take them with practice then?"
Koh gave me a confused look.
I realized what I said and covered my face, "fuck fuck fuck. Not that way. Not that way."
Koh laughed, "Then what way do you mean?"
"I uh I shit." I couldn't think of anything. I hid my face from the husky as he howled with laughter. Fuck I just want to disappear.
The laughter died down as Koh leaned forward, "so Reks, do you want your dick sucked as well?"
I feel my face get redder, "what brought this up?"
"Well, I did see you rub yourself a minute ago. I don't think you cum yet, so I thought, why not offer my talents. Though if you turn it down, I won't blame you. In the end, it's your decision."
"I-I uh I-" my mind was a complete blank. How do I even respond to that? Do I accept? Do I reject? I think about how Striker looked while he was getting sucked off. It was the first time I saw him like that, seeing him squirm and huff like that. Did it feel that good to get their dick sucked like that? If I get my dick sucked, would I act like that? The more I tried to think about it, the more curious I felt. Koh just showed me he has no problem with taking a horse cock, so he would have no issue taking mine.
I reached for my pants. I could feel my heart beating as I fumbled with the button. I could hear the zipper clearly as I dragged it down and separated the flaps. Underneath the flaps, a noticeable bulge formed in my underwear. There was no mystery about what it was or what caused it. I put my thumbs into the elastic waistband of my underwear and pulled it down. I pulled the waistband past my balls, letting my feline cock spring upwards.
Koh looked at my cock with interest, "wow, I didn't know you were packing heat down there."
I feel a bit embarrassed, "is it weird looking?"
"Nope, a perfectly good cock, I'd say." Koh moved from the couch and kneel in front of me. He reached out and rubbed a finger over one of the bumps on my cock.
I twitched as I felt like a jolt of electricity just went through me.
"Sensitive?"
"I guess," I said, "I never had someone else touch my cock before."
"I figured," Koh reached out and touched a few more of my bumps, "yep, you had the barbs removed. It's a perfectly safe cock now." Koh leans in close and runs his flat tongue against my member.
I seized up with the warm tongue rolling over my bumps. It felt good, great even. I melted into the chair as Koh ran his tongue over my cock. As he continued to lick my cock, I slowly relaxed in the chair and let this warm feeling wash over me. "You know what you are doing."
"Of course," Koh said, "you're in the hands of a professional." Koh gripped the base of my cock and moved the tip to his mouth. In one second, he engulfed my penis in his maw.
I seized up again with the sudden motion. I felt my sensitive bumps rub against the tongue and roof of Koh's mouth, making me squirm in my seat. Fuck, it feels so good.
Koh bobbed his head down my length, not slowing down with his sucking. With his free hand, he lightly squeezed my testicles.
I squirmed. "Koh, I'm so close,"
Koh said nothing but deepthroat me.
I groaned and cums down the husky's throat, adding my cum to Koh's stomach. I let myself enjoy the afterglow of it all.
Koh moved off my cock and rubbed his mouth, "how are you feeling?"
"Great," I said, completely relaxed. "Still can't believe I have gotten a blowjob from you." Once I got over the feeling of the orgasm, something else just crept into my mind. "So what does this mean?"
Koh cocked his head, "excuse me?"
"I mean, what does it mean for me? Am I gay now? Do I go to gay clubs and-"
"Stop," Koh interrupted, "just because you got your first blowjob from me, doesn't mean you are automatically gay. You forget that bisexuality is a thing and even that might not be the case."
"What do you mean?"
Koh moved onto the table in front of me and locked my eyes with his, "Because the dick isn't some second brain that tells you what to like or not. It's just an organ used in reproduction and is designed to cum with enough stimulation, be it mouth, hand, or vag. That is just how they work. Just cumming for a guy doesn't automatically mean you are gay or bisexual, just mean I made you cum."
"How do you know all this?"
Koh gave me a funny look, "you do remember I am a sex counselor right? My job is to literally talk about cocks all day."
"Oh right," I said, feeling a bit flushed. I let out a yawn as felt my eyes grow heavy, "hey, Koh."
"Yeah?"
"Is it alright if I stay the night? I want to continue this talk in the morning."
"Sure, you know where the other guest room is right?"
"Yep," I stood up from my seat and stumble my way to the guest room. I may not have a girl with me, but at least i have my friends with me.