Cat Starter Mischief
Hey there! Time for some silly Pokémon smut!
I've always loved Incineroar, so when I first saw Meowscarada, I immediately knew I needed to pair the two furbait cat starters. I started writing this when Scarlet & Violet had just released, but life got in the way... and here we are. But hey, I least I managed to finish it before we got the second DLC (which, by the way, will finally let us reunite these two in a mainline game, yay!). I hope you enjoy my attempt at writing something more humorous than usual.
Story synopsis: A grumpy Incineroar has his moment of peace interrupted by the newest cat Pokémon, Meowscarada, a self-proclaimed fan who's about to find out what happens when you tease a horny Fire-type too much.
Content warning: This story contains rough sex, teasing, size difference, minor cum inflation, and a very short mention of marijuana consumption (as a joke).
Story length: ~2700 words.
Incineroar the Incineroar opened his eyes to find himself standing in a blank void. He blinked a few times, and as he did, the world seemed to form around him, taking the shape of a sunlit grassy field. He had no idea where he was, but this mysterious place was admittedly quite nice, so he took a deep breath and contemplated the scenery.
There didn't seem to be anyone else around, but he didn't really mind. Quite the opposite, in fact. After so much battling and wrestling, it was nice to be alone andinpeace for once.
That was, until he heard the voice.
"Hey there, stud."
Incineroar turned around to see another Pokémon staring at him. He'd never seen this one before. Just like him, the newcomer had a humanoid feline appearance, but unlike him, this one seemed to be Grass-type, and had a shorter and more slender build compared to Incineroar's big and muscular body.
"Who the fuck are you?" Incineroar said in his deep, masculine voice, already irritated by having his moment of calm interrupted.
"Whoa, easy there, big guy. I'm just a kitty cat, no need to be so aggressive."
Incineroarhuffed. "Being aggressive is my thing."
That didn't seem to deter the newcomer, who smiled and walked closer to Incineroar. A flower seemed to levitate near his head. "Yeah, I can see that. You know, it's kinda hot," he said, winking.
Incineroar raised an eyebrow. "What do you want?"
"Oh, I just wanted to get to know you better," he said, moving his flower around. "We have so much in common."
The Fire-type roared with laughter. "You and me? We're both cats, and that's where the similarities end. Now don't come any closer if you don't wannaget burned."
"You have quite the attitude, big guy. Are you always like that, or only when you have the type advantage?"
Incineroar growled, but the newcomer didn't seem to care. "How are you doing that?" he said, pointing to the levitating flower. "Are you a Psychic-type?"
"This?" the smaller cat said, holding his flower in his hand. "It's just an illusion, a trick of the light. You see, I'm a bit of a performer, just like you," he giggled.
Incineroar just snorted.
"And no, I'm not a Psychic-type," the stranger continued. "I gained the Dark-type when I evolved. Again, just like you."
"Why do you know so much about me?"
"Oh, I couldn't _not_know about you," he said as he ignored Incineroar's earlier warning and walked even closer to him. "I'm a big fan."
Incineroargrumbled, but he was intrigued.This dude was somewhat annoying, but it was always fun to meet a fan, and his admiration seemed to be genuine.
"You're so _big_and muscular..." the Grass-type said as he suddenly placed one of his hands on Incineroar's chest and started fondling his pecs.
"Hey!" Incineroar said, but he didn't do anything to stop the sudden advances of his admirer. He had to admit, he loved being worshiped like that. He could feel his heart beating faster thanks to the other cat's touch.
"The name's Meowscarada, by the way," the newcomer finally introduced himself. "I'm still somewhat new here, but I've always wanted to meet you. Like I said, we have _soooooo_much in common."
"What... what else do we have in common?" Incineroar finally asked, curious.
Meowscarada ignored him and started caressing his biceps. "Wow, your arms are huge."
"Answer the question," Incineroar said in a commanding voice, trying to show he was in control, but he couldn't help flexing his muscles for the smaller cat, loving the attention.
"Well, we're both cat starters..."
Incineroar raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Starters? What do you mean? I can start a fire, but... what about you?"
Meowscarada laughed. "I mean we're both an option for new trainers to choose from."
"What?"
"We were both quadrupedal at first, and then stood up after an evolution or two," Meowscarada continued, ignoring Incineroar's remark. "Many people hated us, some people loved us. We both got called furbait."
"What the _fuck_are you talking about?"
"You just don't know any of that, eh?" Meowscarada sighed. "It seems you're written differently. Well, it doesn't matter. Just play along, okay?"
Incineroar remained in silence, too confused to reply. Instead, he tried to focus his attention on how nice the Grass-type's touch felt. It was certainly having... an _effect_on him.
"So, this fire belt..." Meowscarada said, pointing at Incineroar's waist.
"It won't burn you unless I want to."
"Oh, and what makes you think I want to get anywhere near that thing?"
"I... I was just saying..." Incineroar said awkwardly.
Meowscarada chuckled. "I'm just messing with you. We both know where this is going." With a mischievous smile, hemoved his hand lower and touched Incineroar's flaming belt, not even flinching as he did it. "Hmmm. Pleasantly warm..."
Incineroar's growing erection was very evident at that point. There was no way that Meowscarada hadn't noticed it, but he still refused to acknowledge it, and Incineroar was getting impatient.
"Stop teasing me..."
"Oh, but this is _so_fun."
Incineroar growled as he intensified the heat on his fire belt. Not too hot to seriously hurt Meowscarada, but hot enough to send a signal.
"Ouch! Alright, alright. This is what you want, right?" Meowscarada said as he suddenly grabbed Incineroar's erect cock.
He held his breath for a second, but then exhaled and nodded.
Meowscarada smiled as he started stroking the bigger cat's cock, while he fondled his balls with his other hand. "What can I say? You have acock fit forits owner.Big... and hot..."
"Well, I'm a Fire-type..."
"Very original. You must feel so proud of yourself for having come up with that," Meowscarada said with a smirk.
Incineroar growled again. "Don't make fun of me, or you'll regret it."
Meowscarada didn't seem intimidatedin the slightest. "Wow. So much aggression in you. That's not healthy, you know? You should let it out."
He remained in silence for a moment before replying. "How?"
"Come on, you can't be that dense. We're in a porn story!"
Incineroar stared at the smaller cat and sighed. "You say many weird things that I don't understand. It's annoying."
"There's nothing to understand, big guy. Just follow your instincts."
"My instincts...? Well, my instincts say I want to fuck you," Incineroar admitted.
Meowscaradasmiled. "Finally!"
"Hard," he added.
"Even better! Come on, let's not waste any more time. This isn't the kind of story that needs extended foreplay anyway. Just do your thing, stud. Fuck me hard."
Incineroar decided to only focus on that last part. He felt his cock throb in Meowscarada's hand. "If that's what you want... I won't hold back..."
"Yes, that's _precisely_what I want."
"Well, in that case..."
Without giving Meowscarada time to react, Incineroar pounced and pinnedthe smaller cat to the ground.
"Ough!"
Incineroar took a second to look at the Pokémonbelowhim. It's not that he didn't find him attractive, and maybe in another situation he would've spent some time exploring that body, but he had other priorities now. He turned Meowscarada's slender body over and looked at his plump ass, feeling his cock throb at thealluringsight.
He spread the smaller cat's buttocks and unceremoniouslyspit on the exposed asshole. Then he rubbed a finger against it, making Meowscarada moan in pleasure. He repeated the process a few times, leaving the Grass-type's entrance well lubricated.
Meowscarada giggled. "Rude boy...You live up to your reputation..."
"Shut up," Incineroar said as he grabbed Meowscarada by the hips and lined up his throbbing cock against the enticing hole. He held it there for just a second before pushing it all the way inside with a single motion. It entered smoothly thanks to the abundant saliva.
"Ohhhh, yessss... This feels so good!" Meowscarada moaned.
Incineroar didn't say anything and just started thrusting. While he had a high libido and masturbated often, it had been a while since the last time he'd had sex with another Pokémon, and he was quitepent up. Not to mention that all this guy's teasing had managed to get him incredibly horny.
The Grass-type's asshole felt amazing around his cock, and it was hard for Incineroar to hold back. So he didn't. He quickly increased the speed of his thrusts, making Meowscarada moan even louder.
"Ahhh, fuck! Wow, dude, you're a beast!"
"Is this too much for you?" he asked, more to tease Meowscarada than out ofgenuine concern, not slowing down inthe slightest.
"I'm fine! Don't stop!"
Incineroar just smirked and continued fucking the smaller cat. "I wasn't planning tostop."
"You have... quite the big cock," Meowscarada said between moans. "But it's okay. I can take it just fine."
"You sound like you do this every day."
"You don't?"
Incineroar growled.
"Don't worry, I'm not making fun of you," Meowscarada continued. "I know a hot guy like you probably gets to have as much sex as he--AH, FUCK!! Damn, you're heavy..."
"Didn't you say you wanted me to fuck you hard?" Incineroar said as he pressed all his weight against Meowscarada. "Well, _this_is how I fuck hard."
Meowscarada let out a nervous laugh before moaning again thanks to Incineroar's powerful thrusts. "Ohhh, fuck. Ouch! Ahhh..."
In contrast, Incineroar only let out the occasional grunt.
"Hmmm, so good!"
"Hmph."
"Yeaaaaah, that feels nice!"
"Huff..."
"You have a lot of energy, eh?"
"Yes."
"Hmmm, that's right, stud, keep ramming that nice cock inside my--hurrmphhhhmph!"
"You talk too much," Incineroar said as he shoved two of his big fingers inside Meowscarada's mouth, shutting him up. "That's better."
The Grass-type soon started eagerly sucking the bigger cat's fingers. Well, that would keep him busy for a while. Now Incineroar could fuck him in peace.
Not like there was anything peaceful about the way he was fucking him. He was going all out on the smaller cat, only focused onhis own pleasure. Although, judging by Meowscarada's muffled moans, he was enjoying the passionate mating just as much as Incineroar.
It felt so good. So fucking good. He started grunting loudly with each intense thrust. Meowscarada had called him a beast earlier, and he was determined to fuck him like one. In that moment, he was_a beast, driven purely by instinct. He lost track of time as well as control over his own body. It was as if he was in a trance. He only wanted to fuck, fuck, _fuck.
After doing that for Arceus knows how long, he suddenly realized that his dick had slipped out of Meowscarada's hole at some point and he was just grinding it against the Grass-type's fur.
"Fuck."
Incineroar stopped thrusting for a moment and shook his head to clear his mind. He heard Meowscarada moaning under him, his mouth free once again.
"Ohhh, fuck..." the smaller cat said, out of breath. "You're... _really_intense, you know that?"
"Yes."
"Ahhhh... My poor ass..."
"Stop whining, I'm not done here."
Meowscarada sighed. "Iguess... this is what I get for playing with fire..."
Incineroar smirked. Then he decided that he wanted to look at Meowscarada's face while he fucked him, so he turned him over,spread his legs, and penetrated him again before he even got a chance to react.
"Ow! Damn, you're big..."
Incineroar moved one of his hands to Meowscarada's crotch and grabbed his comparatively tiny cock. "You're not."
"Hey! That's not a nice thing to say to another male!"
"I'm not nice," he said as he started stroking the small member.
"That... that does feel kinda nice though..."
"Don't make me regret it," Incineroar said as he resumed fucking the other cat.
His thrusts were slower this time, but still deep and powerful. Incineroar had to admit that watching Meowscarada's ecstatic expression as he had his ass and cock stimulated at the same time had a certain charm.
"Ahhhh... You're good at this..."
Incineroar smiled. "I know."
"Ohhhh, fuck... Harder!"
"Gladly."
"Yes! Ohhhh, yes!!!"
"Grrr..."
"Ahhh, I'm getting close!" Meowscarada said.
Incineroar fucked the smallercat with all his strength. He was incredibly horny, and he knew he wouldn't last much longer either. He thrust his hips hard and fast while he continued jerking off the Grass-type's cock.
Soon, Meowscarada's moans got extremely loud, and Incineroar knew the time had come for both of them.
"Ahhh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Inci, I'm cumming!!!!!!"
"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
With a powerful roar and without stopping his thrusts, Incineroar shot his load at the same time that Meowscarada came in his hand.
His copious orgasm filled the smaller cat with hot cum, making his belly swell. Even after he took out his dick from the gaping asshole, it continued leaking cum.
Below him, Meowscarada was panting, exhausted, but he had a huge grin on his face.
"Damn, Inci, that was so good!"
"Don't fucking call me that," Incineroar said as he lay on the grass next to Meowscarada.
"Awww, come on. We're like, best buds now!"
"Absolutely not."
Meowscarada sighed. "Back to your usual self, I see. You should relax a bit. Here, light this up for me," he said, holding a rolled-up paper next to Incineroar's firebelt.
"What's that?" Incineroar asked.
"A blunt."
Incineroar replied by releasing a massive but precise flame from his belt, completely obliterating the blunt from existence.
Meowscarada sighed again. "Killjoy."
They remained in silence for less than a minute before Meowscarada started talking again.
"Do you always cum so much?" he said, rubbing his inflated belly.
"Sometimes."
"You left me completely full, it's amazing. Not that I'm complaining," he laughed. "It's funny, though. Your balls aren't _that_big. Have you ever wondered how it's even possible?"
"No."
"I mean, it's hot, but still. Is so much cum really necessary?"
Incineroar groaned. "Aren't you tired?"
"Well, of course I'm tired. You weren't exactly gentle."
"Then take a nap or something!"
"I can't, I'm so excited! I just had sex with my idol, it's like a dream come true!"
Incineroar couldn't hold back a smile.
"That idol happens to be a big brute who almost destroyed me with his massive cock, but hey, this is furry porn, it's not like I have internal organs anyway."
The smile disappeared. "You're incredibly annoying."
"That's rude. You have to admit that you enjoyed fucking me."
"Yes..."
Meowscarada smiled playfully. "Then you have to tolerate me now."
Incineroar groaned again. "What can I do to get you to shut up for a while? Besides turning you into a pile of ashes."
"Hmmm. Can we cuddle?"
The Fire-type rolled his eyes. "Okay..." he said begrudgingly.
"Yay!" Meowscarada said as he snuggled up next to Incineroar.
He had to admit, the smaller cat's presence next to him felt nice. Without saying anything, Incineroar turned toward him and hugged his slender body. To his surprise, Meowscarada started purring. Incineroar hesitated for a moment, but then started caressing Meowscarada's fur.
"Heh, this is unexpected. I see you have a soft side after all!"
Incineroar ignored him.
"Your hands are so big..." Meowscarada said, dreamily. "Ahhh, I've been waiting so long to be held like this. Did you know it's been almost a year since the author started writing this silly story? That dude is slooooow."
"No, but I know I could use these hands to throw you into the fucking sun."
"Oh, like in Smash Bros.?"
Incineroar lightly dug his claws into Meowscarada's skin.
"Ouch!"
"Look, the only reason that I tolerate your weird bullshit is because I really, _really_liked fucking your ass."
"And because I'm cute. :3"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
Incineroar sighed. "Unfortunately, you _are_indeed kinda cute."
"See? You can't resist my charm, big boy."
"Which is why I'll fuck you again."
"Yes!" Meowscarada said, although his smile was soon replaced by a worried expression. "Wait, you don't mean right now, do you?"
"Yes, I _do_mean right now," Incineroar said with a grin, rubbing his hardening cock against Meowscarada's body. "Get ready for round two. It won't be the last one."
Meowscarada gulped. "Well... I guess this is what I signed up for..."
Incineroar smiled. He could get used to this.