How I Met Your Father

Story by Grin on SoFurry

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#1 of How I Met Your Father


This is an INCREDIBLY long original story of mine. Be prepared for a longass read ahead of you if you just want porn you may wanna skip down a bit. :3 Enjoy.


How I Met Your Father

This story takes place in a quiet, upper class suburb, a quiet neighborhood littered with large, well-kept houses with huge yards. Each house was occupied by very wealthy people, some were doctors, and others were psychologists, while others made their living from less than reputable careers... They were easy to differentiate from the rest though; their house would usually be very unkempt and dirty looking. Their yards would be a light shade of brown if any grass was actually left, usually. One might also hear shouting or fighting coming from their homes if one lived close enough. The other neighbors wouldn't dare cross them though, they were powerful people too after all and they didn't cause any harm to their neighbors usually so there was no point in causing a fuss over them. This story though isn't about an entire suburb, but rather one man, a dragon and his family who happen to live across from one of the less then reputable people...

He was married at the age of 20 to his lovely wife, a beautiful white coated mare; her eyes were an intense hue of blue sapphire. Her name was Natalie and she was very smart, clever and strong-willed, which attracted our hero, John, in the first place. John was resourceful, honest and very down-to-earth, which attracted Natalie in turn. There was no drama around John; he was a powerfully built dragon, thick muscles rippled under tough dark green scales. John had no wings like other dragons but most dragons couldn't fly these days anyway, his tail was thick and long and his beaked face was broad with a cute face, orange eyes set ablaze his otherwise dark look. John worked out a lot after meeting Natalie and it definitely showed.

They met in university, she was studying Kinesiology and he was studying Economics. John fell in love the minute he saw her but sadly she barely noticed him, after all he was still a pretty scrawny dragon, and studying Economics made for a very poor social life. However, in his free time he managed to find out that she was quite the gym enthusiast and would often go there while he knew she was there. He began to feel like a stalker until one night while starting his regime with, a 30 minute cardio workout, she approached him and started their first conversation. They got along well and went out for coffee at a nearby restaurant, they hit it off pretty good too and John will never forget a single detail of that night. Sitting there in the cheap rubber seats talking to a goddess in his eyes, the best part was she was talking back! Actually interested in a wyrm like him, it was very intense for John.

While Natalie always seemed to be calm and cool around John, having seen the dragon eyeing her since that day in the library, she was so giddy and excited on the trip back to the dorms she actually tipped the cab driver whatever was in her wallet at the time before skipping all the way back to her room. Natalie was late the next day, dreams of John keeping her from waking up to her alarm on time and she almost stepped on the present outside her doorway. It was from John, a vase full of flowers for her room; she calmed herself and set them on the table before leaving for the day.

A year later after she got a job placement and somehow John managed to find a job nearby, they moved in and a month later, married. Even after marriage and work they still found time to go to the gym together three times a week, sometimes they needed to take a rain check but they'd make up for it later that night. Which is probably how they ended up having two kids, first a son they named Joshua, who turned out to be quite the little white coated stud. He had his father's orange eyes though and grew like a weed. Their second child was a daughter, they named Natasha, a fiery little wyrm with a very mischievous personality; she had her mother's eyes and her scales were light green but would darken with time.

They eventually moved from the city when John caught a lucky break and landed a very good promotion. They found the perfect little house and were browsing houses; everyone seemed so friendly, so traditional. When they agreed to buy it and moved in their neighbor, a Mrs. Norald, who was a retired doctor, a vixen with a very neat and tidy look knocked on their door. She brought over an apple pie, making a clever joke about how she made a backup pie in case her new neighbors were all carnivorous and hoped they'd come to dinner some night. They agreed and discovered the whole neighborhood had attended the dinner party. Mrs. Norald quickly approached them with a wine glass in paw and apologized; explaining that the neighborhood was very close and wanted to make sure the new neighbors weren't part of the... less than reputable family across the street.

Even more time passed and Joshua and Natasha made friends with the neighbors very quickly as their parents attended more parties with the neighbors. They were very friendly and had little problem at school... until Joshua got "acquainted" with the boy of the people they were warned about across the street. They were one Mrs. and Mr. Zephyr. Mr. Zephyr was a very well built tiger, tall and broad shouldered with yellow eyes, his grin was wide and toothy and his teeth were white as snow making any smaller fur uneasy. He had a laid back personality, often found sitting in his office drinking and listening to the radio when not on "business". Mrs. Zephyr was a tigress but had white fur from head to toe and dark green eyes. She also had a laid back personality but it was borderline neglectful, flirting with other men, even John a few times when they'd actually talk across the street. Their son, Chuck, was a white tiger like his mother but with black stripes like his father, he'd be considered Bengali in appearance but not in genes. Chuck was very energetic, despite his families laid back attitude, his mother and father were always too drunk to try and slow him down. He used sports as an outlet for his anger and did some bullying on the side, it made him feel good to put down other furs.

The bigger and badder they were the better he'd feel when he pushed their face into the mud. Then he discovered Joshua on the way to the bus stop, a new kid in town, a horse with pretty orange eyes. Initially Chuck responded the only way he knew how, by bullying the young colt, it was playful from Chuck's point of view but Joshua didn't respond well to it, even standing up to Chuck, which he was not used to at all. Chuck was older now and still had no friends, so when one lived right across the street he knew he'd have to try harder, really dig deep and try to be nice, it was worth a shot, Josh was pretty tough after all.

So the next day Joshua expected more clever ridicule from the tiger as he stood waiting for the bus, but it never came. Chuck merely stood there, not picking on anyone and remained quiet for the entire day, until the end of the day when he approached Josh after school. Chuck asked if he could come over, that he had some sweet Xsphere game that was epic. Joshua was very nervous at first but he figured it was better to have Chuck as a friend than an enemy and agreed.

When Joshua came home he stumbled across his parents having a fight, which was rare for them. He quietly opened the door and let himself in and hid beside the doorway to the kitchen to listen about what they could possibly be fighting about. However he only managed to listen in on a few words before he was caught, apparently he was standing near a reflective surface and mentally slapped himself for being caught. His dad let out a heavy sigh and left the room, leaving his mom to explain the situation nicely.

Natalie looked down and reassured her son, telling him it would be alright and that it didn't mean anything. They took a seat in the dining room and she began to explain what he overheard, his parents were always very honest and upfront about things. She explained that sometimes after being together for so long, things get kind of boring between just two people so when two adults can trust each other enough they like to mix things up with other people they know and trust. Joshua was only half listening when he heard the door knock and was reminded of his friend coming over, asking his mom if it was alright. She excused him and nodded, reminding him supper would be ready in a few hours if he wanted to stay and then the colt ran to the door and greeted the boy from across the street. Natalie didn't like the family across the street based on what she heard but the boy was very polite to her, greeting formally and asking permission for things, almost charming really.

When John finally came back from the basement, a little sweaty in his sweats he made up with Natalie and they shared small talk in the kitchen for awhile a while she cooked dinner. Then he called Joshua down to dinner when it was ready as Natalie set up the table with a gorgeous meal. He was a little surprised to see a boy following his son who looked much older than him. This Chuck seemed fairly nice though, introducing himself formally and complimenting his house. Joshua asked where his sister was when he noticed she wasn't at the table scarfing down food like a vacuum and Natalie explained she was sleeping over at a friend's house tonight. Natalie said she wanted to go visit a friend's place tonight too and if her boys would be alright by themselves with a chuckle. Chuck stopped wolfing his food long enough to notice something between the dragon and his wife before he actually agreed it was a weird stare that he sometimes caught between his mom and dad before a stranger would come visit.

Chuck wasn't dumb, he knew what was going on here now. People would come over for dinner and sit next to his mom and flirt with her, he was old enough to know it when he saw it. Then the next morning they'd come downstairs from his parents room, sometimes they were ladies and sometimes they were men. Chuck knew went on even though he really didn't want to. It was happening with Josh's parents too except for some reason his dad wasn't invited. He was mulling it over in between bites when Josh piped up and asked his parents of Chuck could spend the night. They asked Chuck if he'd need to call his parents first and he told them it was alright. They made him call regardless so when he did he wasn't surprised when no one answered the phone.

After John helped her with the dishes and the two buys were in Josh's room playing Xsphere with some ungodly noises coming from his TV, echoing down the hall Natalie left for her friend's place, leaving John to take care of the boys. He was sitting in the kitchen, quietly reading the paper, noticing that the boys never left Josh's room except to go to the bathroom. It'd been so long since John had gotten a night alone to himself and he slowly slipped a claw under the table and into his pants, rubbing at his genital slit.

John looked around after finishing the paper and went into the living room, quietly turning on the television on mute and flicking to a porn channel. Some young otter girl was being split open by a large beefy buck and it made for a hot scene. The older dragon's claw dipped back down into his pants and started rubbing around his slit, being extra careful to be quiet before he heard the downstairs bathroom light turn on and quickly fumbled for the remote, changing the channel. He winced as he practically ripped his claw out of his pants and nearly ripped them apart. He sat there quietly, waiting for any sound of movement, just now noticing that there was no more noise coming from Josh's room and it was actually getting pretty late. The door opened and the light flicked off and then there was silence, John waiting just to make sure before changing the channel back just as the little otter girl was painted white.

John's head whipping to the entrance to the living room as he noticed a shadow on the floor and seeing the familiar feline tail whipping about, Chuck was standing there with a wide grin on his face. Chuck strolled in as the dragon fumbled with the remote again, trying three times before just flicking the TV off altogether. He let out a deep sigh before trying to play it off, "What're you doing up this late, Chuck? Didn't you two go to bed by now?" he asked while trying to suppress the shakiness of his voice. Last thing he needed was for this kid to go home blabbing about how he caught the neighbor's dad with his hand down his pants after all.

Chuck beamed at the older dragon with a strange sense of confidence the dragon hadn't known since his college years, "Turn it back on, it was getting to the good part!" he said perhaps a little too loudly before walking over and snatching the remote from the shaken dragon's claw and flicking it back on. It was a new scene now with a rather plump dragoness being bred by a rather fat tiger. Chuck plopped down next to the older dragon on the couch and immediately reached down into his cotton shorts and began rubbing at his sheath in front of him casually.

John was more confused than anything as he sat there quietly, watching Chuck touching himself in front of the dragon. John was about to leave when the tiger grabbed his claw and sank it down into his shorts, making him gasp softly as his scales rubbed against the soft fur of the tiger's sheath. Chuck purred at the warmth those scales provided, "Mm, feels good touching another guy's dick, doesn't it John?" Chuck asked, "Is that why you didn't go with yer wife to her "friends" house tonight?" he inquired further, having been curious since overhearing her plans for the night.

John was appalled to say the least, now he could be charged with molestation if he wasn't careful! He quickly pulled his claw out of the young man's shorts and stood up, stuttering about how this is wrong and Chuck needed to go to bed or leave right this minute! Chuck looked up at John confused as his plump member began to fill his sheath and poke out of the rim of his shorts, "I'm just curious is all, John, you don't mind me calling you by your first name do you? I just want to know if you're a fag or if your wife is cheating on you, don't you wanna know?" he asked and tilted his head a little.

John stuttered some more before taking a deep breath, trying to ignore the images playing behind him as he sat back down and calmly explained that he and Natalie were in an open relationship ever since John... he stopped himself and Chuck looked up curiously, "Since you, what? If you tell me I promise to go to sleep and leave you alone." He said, raising his paw to his chest as if in some manner of a scout's honor. John growled softly but he realized that if he didn't play along this kid could ruin his life with a few choice words to mommy and daddy and he was smart enough to know it too.

So after sitting there for a little while, listening to the slick sound of the tiger's pads rubbing along his now dripping member while pornographic images flashed in front of them, he explained that he suffered from erectile dysfunction and that's why he's in an open relationship with his wife. They were still in love with each other and he knew every partner she slept with well enough to know she was safe and that he had as much freedom as her, even though he didn't feel he needed it. In fact he let slip that they even had an argument about how he wasn't taking advantage of their status at all earlier before stopping himself and looking down at the tiger, still grinning arrogantly at him.

Chuck listened intently until John finished, no longer really focused on the porn playing on the television. He though briefly, "So, you're not a fag? You just can't get it up?" he asked, making John chuckle despite himself at the tiger's blunt nature, reminding him of himself when he was younger before nodding. Chuck pondered further before asking, "How come I saw you touching yourself to this porn if you can't get it up then?" his paw had stopped rubbing his member as he stared up at the older dragon curiously. John blushed a little, "Well, you see, after so many years of not filling it up with my own member it's become quite sensitive and it's very enjoyable to touch and rub... Didn't you say you'd go to bed and leave me alone if I answered your first question by the way?" he asked, smirking a little down at the tiger.

Chuck grinned toothily up at him, "I said I'd go to sleep, I didn't say when... you know you make your slit sound like a pussy... I bet it feels like one..." he thought out loud before sliding his paw quickly down the dragons pants and rubbed at his sensitive scales which were a little moist from the dragon's pre from before.

John gasped and reached up to pull the tigers paw out of his pants when he felt those rough pads rub against his sensitive inner scaled wall, a finger having pushed inside him. It'd been so long since someone other than himself was giving him pleasure and his large, muscled arms fell to his sides as he stared in disbelief at the young tiger's paw moving around between his legs, feeling those rough pads slipping in and out of his slit. Chuck couldn't help but grin widely as he saw the older dragon's legs spread open when he dipped his claw into the hot, wet heat of the dragon's genital slit.

John gasped out loud when the tiger's fingers delved deep into his slit, spreading him open a bit before he heard the clinking of his belt and zipper being undone. Watching with morbid fascination as his pants were tugged down to his knees while he just sat there and watched, his tail lazily lying beside him. John's consciousness tried to debate with his lust about how wrong this was, how the young tiger was probably a minor, how it would bite him in the ass later. Then his lust kicked in with undeniable logic that the tiger might actually bite his ass later, he might get a little rough, and the dragon could actually have sex again without being reliant on a drug.

Chuck gently pressed against the dragon, nudging him to his side on the couch and grinned as the older male complied. The dragon was very well built at the tiger's cock throbbed at the sight of that plump scaled rump and slit presented to him, dripping with pre seed as if it were a real pussy. The tiger leaned down closer and tried to pull his meaty tail out of the way but it was too big and strong, "Dude, raise your tail, I wanna see if it tastes like a pussy." He whispered, afraid now that he might be caught having his way with his new friend's dad. John hesitated for a moment, his head resting on the arm rest of the couch, his pants around his legs and the only thing covering his tail hole and slit was his tail... this was his last chance to stop this after all. His lust won the debate however and he raised his tail up over the back of the couch for the lad, presenting his now dripping slit and tail hole. Chuck grinned at the sight, pulling his shorts down as they became incredibly tight at the view he was getting, leaning forward he noticed the slimy pre leaking from the dragon's slit, "Dude I thought you couldn't get it up? How come yer all wet?" he asked, idly rubbing his fingers against his slit again, experimenting with the dragon's pre while not knowing it was causing more to leak out.

John quietly explained that he could still cum and leak pre like a normal male but he couldn't get hard. This made Chuck laugh, almost loudly, "Dude! You do have a pussy!" and John's face turned almost completely red, thankful that Josh was a heavy sleeper. John was beginning to pant softly as he looked over his shoulder at the tiger grinning at him from behind, "B-be quiet Chuck! I don't want Josh to-" he stuttered, before his eyes opened wide as he heard it before he felt it, a loud smack resounding in the room as the boy's paw came down harshly on his scaled rump. Chuck began to spank the now panting dragon's ass hard, "You don't tell me what to do, bitch. You got that? You do as I say and I don't tell everyone what kind of a pervert you are from now on." He whispered into the dragon's ear.

John winced as he felt the younger male leaning over him, that hot, hard, surprisingly large meat rubbing into his scales. John didn't even realize what the tiger was saying for a couple seconds before he clued in as that cock distracted him quite skillfully. John looked down and blushed very deeply, he would normally flat out deny it and stop this whole thing from happening but there was a strange new sensation creeping up his spine from between his legs that make him squirm weakly against those harsh paws. Then another loud smack resounded and Chuck spoke a little louder, "You got that!?" he said just above a whisper, a fierceness in his voice that made John actually feel small.

John's maw hung open from panting, "Y-yes sir... I'll do whatever you say, I get it!" he whispered. Chuck nearly creamed the dragon's hide right then and there; he'd never had his way with an adult before. This one was no weakling either and here he was, face down ass up for Chuck and only Chuck like a bitch in heat. Chuck got off the dragon and sat upright, gripping a meaty scaled rump cheek and pulling it apart, exposing the older male's taint and slit to him further, it was all wet now with the dragon's pre and Chuck licked his lips and deciding to test the waters, "Since yer wife doesn't want it anymore, I'm claiming your pussy, got it, faggot?" he whispered as he gripped his meat and grinded the head against the older dragon's wet slit.

John could only lay there, panting as the young tiger took what he wanted. He was fucked and not just literally, if he didn't give Chuck what he wanted he could be in serious trouble and then there was also the fact that he was really getting off on being this young man's dragon slut. John had to quickly bite down on a nearby pillow though as his body jerked forward hard, feeling something hard and hot slipping into his slit. John was left speechless, not that he could make much noise with a pillow in his maw, as he felt another male's member sliding into his slit. He heard Chuck grunting above him as his unused slit hugged his cock like a glove, giving just enough resistance to feel really good. While John felt every barb scrape along his inner scales, tickling them in a way that made John's grunt melt into a muffled moan.

It didn't matter now to John how much younger Chuck was, how inexperienced or where he came from or how wrong it all was. He just wanted more of this new pleasure, this burning, wonderful feeling shooting from between his legs as Chuck forced more and more of himself inside before pulling out and slamming back in again. John's legs rested limply on the nearby coffee table as his body rocked with the force of the tiger's thrusts, the room filling with the soft squishing noises of his slit being forced open around Chuck's cock.

Chuck couldn't make out if the dragon was talking or not, the only sounds sneaking passed the fabric of the pillow sounded like moaning and occasionally his name as he bred the large dragon like a bitch. His paws rested on the dragon's rump, keeping it spread wide open even as John began to push back into Chuck's thrusts. It was Chuck's first time and his tongue lolled out in bliss as he bred the eager dragon before their hips finally connected and the dragon let out a weird mewling noise and squirmed against him. Chuck could feel the other male's flaccid cock rubbing against his flared head and spines and realized he must like it, "Yeah, you like it hard and deep, don't you, slut?" he taunted, rolling his hips around a bit while inside John.

John groaned and nodded around the pillow, it was almost impossible to stay quiet so he was thankful for how thick the pillow was. He noticed the soft wet slapping noises were getting louder, turning into slurping noises as his slit filled with more and more of their juices, squirting out around the tiger's dick on every thrust as the pressure grew to be too much. John's eyes closed tightly as the foreign feelings of another male's dick frotting against his own inside him began to overwhelm him and with a wet squirt his cum erupted around Chuck's dick, dripping down his legs onto the couch, painting his scales.

Chuck groaned as he practically heard his bitch cum and looked down to see the mess. Biting his lower lip his thrusts became erratic and vicious; the dragon kept quiet though and allowed the tiger to finish until he finally thrust in hard enough to slide his along the other male's stretching his slit wide open. Shuddering the tiger bit his lip hard to keep out from yowling in pleasure as he shot his feline seed deep into the older dragon's slit causing even more cum to spill out around his cock.

Then they laid there for a moment as they tried to catch their breath, both of them having experienced an entirely new kind of pleasure that night. Chuck pulled out of John's slit and wiped his cock off on John's pants before pulling up his shorts and began to walk away, "Clean up the mess but leave the one I left inside you." he then left for bed in Josh's room as if nothing had happened.

John laid on the couch on his side for a few minutes, reflecting on what just happened until finally sitting up and pulling up his pants. He blushed as every movement made his slit squish as more of his and the tiger's seed spilled out and ran down his legs. John cleaned up their mess and went to bed with the tiger's seed drying on his scales.

The next morning Josh was up first, watching television and eating cereal in his underwear before Chuck joined him. They decided they were going to sit down and finish off the game they nearly beat last night, discussing possible winning strategies for the last boss. That is, until John finally came downstairs and saw Chuck and Josh playing, he asked if they had breakfast already and they grunted in response. Then the older dragon left the two and went to the bathroom. Josh was too absorbed into his show to notice when Chuck followed after him.

Chuck walked into the occupied bathroom and smirked as he saw John sitting down and heard the faint dripping noise of him urinating, "Dude you even sit down when you pee?" he said with a chuckle, strolling over. John spoke up this time though, "Listen, Chuck, we need to talk about last night. It was a mistake, alright? I was a little tired emotionally and physically and it shouldn't have happene-" he was cut off though as the tiger stood in front of him and grabbed one of his horns and guided his mouth down into his crotch, tugging his shorts down, "Ah~ I see you kept my seed inside you last night." The tiger said as if ignoring everything John had just said, motioning downward. This distracted John long enough for the tiger's cock to slip passed his scaled beak and into his mouth, absentmindedly licking at it as he watched his slit drip thick white globs into the water.

The bathroom filled with the soft sounds of gulping as the tiger began to urinate into his new friend's dad. Watching some of the golden fluid leak out and down his neck and chest, those pretty orange eyes looking up at the tiger with a strange sense of passiveness the tiger thought he could only see in people he'd beaten up. This was far better though and a lot less painful. He was going to like bullying his friend's dad a lot, he could tell.