Dog Saves the Day
Between the hot, fuzzy chest and the massive arms pulling him into it, Sim lost himself in his lover's embrace. In moments like these, he wanted nothing more than to drift off to sleep in the tiger's arms. What usually happened next was just a bonus.
Breath returning, Hama slid his softening cock out of the human's ass and peeled away the condom. He planted a kiss on top of the smaller male's head and spoke softly:
"Sit back, it's your turn."
Sim did as he was told, shuffling over to lean against the cliff wall, raising his rock hard, leaking cock into the open for Hama to accept. The tiger started slow, licking his stomach and giving his shaft just a few light strokes. Sim gasped and squirmed with every sweep of that rough, feline tongue against his skin - the pounding he had taken had brought him close to the edge already, he wasn't going to last long now.
All of a sudden, his cock was engulfed in the wet heat of Hama's muzzle as the hulking tiger man clamped down on him all at once and began a furious course of sloppy licking and sucking. The onslaught of sensation pushed Sim to climax in seconds - he tensed up, arced his back and shot his load into Hama's hungry mouth.
Hama gulped down every drop and wad of spooge from the pulsing cock, and when the supply started drying up, he gently teased a little more out of the tip with his tongue. Finally, his lover collapsed on the sand with a sigh.
"I do love you, you know," said Hama, "but if we're going to have sex on a public beach you need to quiet down."
"Uh, what?" Sim tried to sit up and look offended, but he was too drained to really emote, so he just waved his arm a bit instead. "You're the noisy one, actually! I make totally appropriate sex noises."
"No, you make loud sex noises. Inappropriately loud sex noises."
"You roar when you cum."
"What? No! I don't... do I?"
"You moan and snarl and then you scream like you're being eaten alive. Do you seriously not notice-- aaagh!"
"What? What is it?"
The human shuddered and twisted. His hands grasped for support, but all they found was a pile of sand and Hama's warm discarded condom.
The tiger knelt over him, panicking. "What's going on, Sim? Talk to me!"
A strange, familiar sensation ran up and down the human's body and he moaned through an unexpected wave of pleasure. He came again.
"Uhhh." Hama wiped a blob of spunk off his thigh and stood up. "Dude."
Sim shook his head. He tried to collect himself again but was stricken by another, more violent orgasm. His still-hard cock spat out a few more ropes onto the sand and eventually the climax started to die down.
"I... I think that's it," he said, "I'm sorry, this hasn't happened before."
"Ok. Yeah." Hama shook his head, virtually speechless. "Are you...?"
"Yes I think I'm fine now."
* *
Suddenly, a jet stream of thick, white spooge began pouring out of Sim's cock. He cried out in equal parts ecstasy and terror, and was once again reduced to twisting and writhing about, making mutant angel shapes in the sand.
Hama grabbed his mate's dick and tried to stifle the flow with his paw, but it just came out thicker, faster, and it sprayed all over him like shaken champagne. He opened his mouth and tried to catch it - might as well make the most of it, right? - but the sheer volume of warm, gooey fluid was overwhelming: when he closed his muzzle to swallow, he got twice as much in his face as in his belly. So he just sat back and helplessly watched impossible amounts of his partner's cum arc through the air, softly splashing against his abs and oozing down over his half-soft cock into the growing pool beneath him.
* *
A few totally weird moments later, realisation dawned. Hama smacked his forehead with a sticky paw, then scrabbled around looking for his clothes. "Of course!" he said. "It's obvious."
He yanked his shiny new smartphone from his jeans pocket, jabbed at the touchscreen, and then instantly regretted it. He sighed, wiped it on a dry patch of fur, and persevered.
"Sim, there's a portal to the sex dimension lodged in your dong, any idea how it got there?"
Sim wasn't conscious.
"Ok, think about it for a while."
Hama loaded the special app he had found for just such an emergency, and carefully held the edge of the device against Sim's gushing penis. The phone vibrated at a specific frequency to resonate with the penis in a way that caused the portal to break free and pop right out. The tide turned to a trickle, and soon Sim had stopped cumming completely.
* *
"...But you're too late! Ha ha!"
"Who's there?!"
The tiger's eyes strained in the dwindling light to make out the approaching figure - a hefty, muscular figure wading dripping wet out of the sea. He swaggered and smugged up the bank, getting closer and closer, menacingly close to the couple and their mess. Grinning like a Cheshire Cat; whipping up a sandstorm with his tail; casually rubbing on his meaty dick like who even cares. He was one hell of a shark.
"What's... going on?" Sim croaked, propped up on his elbows. "Who's this?"
"I'm going on, human!" growled the shark. "I'm this!"
Hama put himself between the human and the threat. "Stay back, man. We're just leaving, let's not start anything."
The shark snorted and took another step closer. "Oh, but I already started it when I hooked up your friend here with a direct line to the sex dimension!"
"W-wait, you did this?" stammered Hama. "Why?"
"Everyone knows sharks need semen to grow, and we usually live on the trace amounts found in all sea water. Right?"
Sim and Hama both looked at each other and nodded sagely because this makes perfect sense and is true.
"There are big sharks and small sharks, but even the small ones spend years and years getting where they are. Not me though. I'm too fucking genius for that! I see you two coming out here to fuck all the time, so I got to work. I pulled some strings, bit a guy here and there, sourced out a miniature portal generator, and finally... here we are!"
The shark turned to the small river of human semen, running from the main heap by Hama's feet, straight into the ocean.
"We survive on so little out there, it didn't take much to become the alpha specimen you see here now. Just a few more drops will make me all-powerful... but I want them from the source!"
Sim whimpered and struggled to his feet as the shark advanced on his exhausted frame. Hama stepped in, but was brushed aside.
"Damn it shark, he can't take any more! You'll kill him! Take me instead!"
"Hama, no!"
"Just run away, Sim. Don't look back..."
The tiger reached into the nearby pool of Sim's jizz and found a tiny, glowing speck. He rubbed the portal onto his cock until it sank in.
"Come on dude, get yourself a varied diet."
The shark stopped in his tracks. On one hand, he had a slice of prime human: that sweet sweet sauce was already on his lips, and he could literally hold him in one hand if there was any struggle. On the other hand, that cat made for a tempting offer. A little bigger and manlier, and so much hairier than the human... what would that do to the flavour? He just had to know!
He pounced on the tiger just as the portal's effect kicked in. The shark practically stuffed Hama's whole crotch into his enormous mouth, and he licked up and down the length of that hard cock, feeling every pulse, twitch and spasm on his slobbering tongue. Hama moaned and snarled, his body rocked with orgasm, and moments later he was spraying his seed straight down the shark's throat.
Sim could only cower and look on as the shark's muscles rippled and flexed with every noisy swallow, the shades of grey on his shiny skin all shifting and swirling as he grew bigger and beefier and mightier at an incredible rate.
* *
"Sweet Jesus! That man's being eaten alive!"
An onlooker - a slim doberman - powered across the beach. With a trained hand, he whipped out his taser and zapped the holy shit out of the shark until it released its victim's from its jaws and rolled away, inert.
"Beach Patrol," snapped the dog. "What the fuck is going on here."