#21 - The Emperor's Nude Clothes
#21 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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THE EMPEROR'S NUDE CLOTHES
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Petitioner to the Imperial Court** :**"And so you see, Your Majesty, this fabric is so light and airy that it's very nearly invisible. Only people of limited intellect and vision can fail to see its splendor."
Imperial Sovereign Romari:"Your offer intrigues me, sir. And you say you want the position of Imperial Tailor, with exclusive rights to clothe me, and the funds to start up a company selling these...garments?"
Petitioner:"Yes, Your Grace. And, if you would, your backing on the product lines. You will be at the height of style, and your words will inspire a new age of fashion!"
Captain of the Guard Taxas: *Whispers* "You can't be serious, Your Excellency! That 'cloth' he's peddling is just air! This weasel is bilking you! Haven't you heard the story, The Emperor's New Clothes?"
Romari: *Whispers back* "Hold that thought, Taxas. I'm in the middle of something here."
Taxas:"But--!"
Romari: *Turns to his petitioner* "I think that would be a fine idea, master tailor. I am extremely impressed by your ability to fabricate such wonders. I'll certainly sponsor you as my private seamster, and you'll be the official Imperial Tailor, I promise you. As to the rest of it, we'll see how well it works before then, shall we? But I have to say, your reputation is about to spread from one end of the continent to the other. Finding notoriety and sponsorship won't be difficult at all, I assure you."
Petitioner: *Bows low* "Thank you, Your Imperial Highness. I'll get to work right away! If you will set up a work area for me we can begin your measurements immediately!"
Taxas: *Whispers frantically* "Sir, no!"
Romari:"I know he's trying to pull one over on me, Taxas; I'm not that stupid. But I'm going to pay him anyway, because he's giving me something I've always wanted."
Taxas:"What's that, Your Excellency?"
Romari:"An excuse to go out in public naked. Taxas, put out the word: we're holding a parade in the city to celebrate my new tailor and his magnificent clothes, which I shall be wearing perched atop a float for everyone to see. Oh, and after he's away from this crowd, throw him in the dungeons for trying to screw me without using his cock. I wasn't kidding when I said he'd find sponsorship; we do have a legal system, after all."
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