#20 - Golden Deceiver
#20 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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GOLDEN DECEIVER
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Captain of the Guard Taxas:"Hello, Secretary. I have some wonderful news!"
Imperial Assistant Neal:"I'm sorry, Captain, but could you wait a moment? One of His Imperial Majesty's prized breeding stallions was found down near the docks, trussed up in a harness hanging from the ceiling of one of the abandoned warehouses. The poor thing had been anally violated, repeatedly."
Taxas: *Mutters* "Dammit, Sully, not this again..."
Neal:"Pardon?"
Taxas:"Nothing. Will the horse be okay?"
Neal:"Ostensibly. At the time he was so worked up from his ordeal that he kept knocking the city inspector that freed him to the floor and was trying to sit on him in a rather embarrassing fashion. The city is calling for immediate castration--"
Taxas:"--for the horse, you mean."
Neal:"Yes -- the inspector's emasculation is already fairly complete, at least in the eyes of his coworkers. In any case, this paperwork needs finished before they get their way... And done!" *Sends off the paperwork* "Now, you were saying something about good news, Captain?"
Taxas:"Oh! Uh... Have you met Sullivan? He's a golden retriever who works here at the palace."
Neal:"One of the stable-hands, if I'm not mistaken. Quite a handsome fellow, with such nice blonde fur. He was the one the emperor caught you--"
Taxas:"--intimately with, yes. I asked him to be my boyfriend, and he said yes!"
Neal:"How exciting. I'm happy for you, Captain. But how does he feel about your...working relationship...with the emperor and myself? It wouldn't do your career any favors if you abandon your carnal duties to His Excellency, I'm afraid."
Taxas:"Oh, he's fine with it, so long as we're intimate with each other now and again. We both have our...uh...dalliances. But we've both agreed that sex on the job has nothing to do with our relationship, and we're both going to stay faithful to each other otherwise. We each want a nice stable relationship, and we can both overlook these things."
Neal:"Excellent. But he's a stableboy. Just how often does he have the occasion to have sex on the job?"
Taxas:"Uh... I, err... His...Magnificence, the emperor, yes, he goes out there occasionally. He visits sometimes, and Sullivan has serviced him a time or two, if I'm not mistaken."
Neal: *Raises an eyebrow.* "I...see. I hadn't heard that one, but I'm certain there's plenty I have yet to hear about. His Eminence does get around."
Taxas:"That he does. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have someone I need to go visit."
Neal:"Ah, your young paramour, I'm sure. Do say hello to the fellow and pass on well wishes from me. And would you pass on a message, as well?"
Taxas:"Uh, certainly, Secretary."
Neal:"Tell him to remain on the lookout for whomever is raping the livestock. The culprit has turned one of the emperor's most prized animals gay. I'm sure His Excellency will be delighted for rather obvious reasons, but if your young man is to learn anything, do tell him not to leave the compound with any of the animals again. It results in far too much paperwork."
Taxas:"I... Yes sir. I'll have him pass on the word."
Neal:"Oh! And if your lover has anything he would like to, say, confess -- anything at all -- have him arrange an appointment with me. I might be able to ameliorate certain potential legal issues in exchange for a service."
Taxas:"A service?"
Neal:"Yes. If he happens to know how to build and install harnesses like the one he -- excuse me -- the rapist, used on that horse, I could find some use for him. I believe my knees could use a bit of a break for awhile, if you catch my meaning."
Taxas:"Understood, Secretary."
Neal:"And one last thing, Captain: if you're going to lie, especially to me, do work on your poker face. It's absolutely dreadful."
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