Red vs Blue episode 6
#6 of Red vs blue Season 1
RvB season 1 ep 6: 1.21 Giga-Whats
"Freeze!" Church yelled to Donut as he fired off a warning shot.
" Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me? You coulda hit me, dick!" Donut yelled at his attacker.
" Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge I know who ya are We've been spying on you for three weeks now." Church explained as Donut gave him a confused look.
" I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sargeant, I'm a Private." Donut said as Church began to get a WTF face.
"Wait a minute your not the Sargent?" Church asked.
"Yeah that's what I just said." Donut answered.
" Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?" Church asked.
" Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!" Donut said as a bright green glow in the shape of a armadillo in Spartan IV armor appeared and dissipated revealing Tucker who was still alive and well.
"THREE!" Tucker yelled picking off from where he left off when he entered the teleporter.
"JESUS!" Church yelled in surprise.
" HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?" Donut added on
" What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?" Church asked barley recognizing the armadillo due to his armor being covered in black stuff.
" How did you get up here ahead of me?" Tucker asked not being aware of being caught in the teleporter for some time before reappearing.
" And what's with that black shit on your armor?" Donut asked.
"Hey freeze Sarge!" Tucker yelled also mistaking Donut for the Sarge.
" Would you stop calling me a Sargeant, I'm still just a Private." Donut said causing Tucker to believe that he did the impossible.
" The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time." Tucker said stupidly.
Meanwhile at the red base Griff and Simmons dashed towards the Warthog.
" Sorry Lopez, we need the jeep." Griff yelled as he jumped in the drivers seat and Simmons jumped in the gunner position. Causing Lopez to jump up and spill his bottle of oil on the ground.
" I'll take gunner let's roll." Simmons said as Griff put the pedal to the metal and jetted off towards Donut.
" Don't worry Lopez, I'll bring her back in one piece." Simmons yelled back to the now saddened Chihuahua.
" How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?" Griff said as began to get a headache from the polka-ish music that Lopez all ways had on.
Mean while Tucker tried to explain what he thought was going on to Church.
" Look, I know you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Some time in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sargeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new jeep, and I'm like "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!" Tucker began to explain confusing the hell out of Church and Donut.
"Tucker? What the fuck are you babbling about?" Church asked.
"I know all this sounds crazy, but he eventually becomes a Sargeant, and then one day we get a tank, and he comes and steals a flag while we're distracted." Tucker said thinking he was clearing things up but actually making it all the more confusing.
"Is this guy a retard?" Donut asked.
" Red? Shut up. Tucker? Listen to me. Ya haven't gone back in time, okay? This is the guy who stole the flag, he's just not the Sargeant. Turns out, he's just some dumb rookie, who happens to have the same color armor as him. He got in somehow, just g... for God's sakes, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?" Church said as the Warthog wheeled over the hill behind him coming whiten ten inches of hitting his head.
"Woohoo!" Griff yelled due to there time in the air.
"Holy shit!" Tucker yelled being more scared then trilled at the jump.
"Son of a bitch! Run! Jesus! Run!" Church yelled seeing the massive gun on the back of the jeep.
"The jeep followed me back in time!" Tucker yelled as he also ran behind the rock.
Griff then jumped out of the warthog and started shooting off his machine gun as Tucker just let out constant machine gun fire.
"Ah! Git! The ah! Eeh!" Church yelled in surprise.
"What the hell is going on here?" Griff asked Donut who was still a little confused.
"You know what, I honestly have no idea what's going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane." Donut said.
"How did you get their flag?" Griff asked.
"I don't know I just asked for it." Donut said confusing Griff.
"Wait that worked?!" Griff asked.
"I guess is it not supposed to?" Donut asked.
"I don't know, we, we never even thought to try that. Just take the flag to the base, I'll explain there." Griff said.
"Not until someone tells me what the fuck is goi-" Donut began to say before bing cut off by Griff.
"There's no time to explain, rookie! Just take the flag, and go to base! I'll explain everything there." Griff yelled to the raccoon.
"Fine...!" Donut yelled in a annoyed tone as he began to run towards the blue base.
"Hungh, back to our base, dumbass!" Griff yelled whilst pointing towards the red base.
"Uh, I know, I just got turned around, that's all." Donut said as he began to high tail it to the red base during that entire time Simmons was yelling at the blues.
"That's right! That's right, I got your ass! Get off your ass and run, you cock bites! Right now! Yeah, not so pretty when you gotta run are you! Yeah, that's right. Stay there. You know where you flag is? We're gonna get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, blue! Come on, get out there! I've got a whole barrel of love to shoot you with! Come on! Get out now! Yeah, come on out! I know you like this! Come out where I can get you! Come on! Don't be a wimp! Come on, blue! Be tough, get out there!" Simmons yelled.
Mean while at the blue base the lizard continued to watch the event via sniper scope.
"Oh man, that's not good." He said as he turned the sniper towards the warthog.
" Oh my God that jeep has a really big gun." He said as he gently put Church's sniper rifle on the ground.
"Stay here... Tank... Stay here... Tank... Ah, screw it." The lizard said as he made up his mind to take the tank and began to run towards it.
Mean while in the middle of the canyon nothing much had changed Church and Tucker continued to hid behind the rock and Griff and Simmons continued to try to kill them whit a warthog.
"Yeah, get going, take that! I know you like that there, come out! Come here! Poke your head up! Come on blue! Get your head out there!" Simmons yelled whilst firing the turret in a endless barrage at the rock the couple of blues hid behind.
"Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run outta bullets some time..." Church said who was actually starting to loss hope of ever getting the flag back.
To be continued...
A/N: "*yawn* You know what I finished this thing at 4:38 AM I'm tired Caboose tell the people the usual OK."
"OK hello there Berlin is tired so I Michal J. Caboose has come to the rescue yes me and I say let's have a birthday party yes let there be cake!"
"Caboose get back to the thing about Rooster teeth!"
"OK Berlin30 dose not own me or any body else also dose not own Red vs Blue but Rooster teeth dose jeez what dose he own I don't think he owns anything... *whispering: I think he's a hobo.* Anyway good bye every one!"