James and the Giant Stallion's Tiny Huge Christmas
Once upon a time, nearly six months after that other time, there
were three teenage boys who were walking along a green belt that cut
through the heart of their city while eagerly anticipating a visit with a dear friend who they hadn't seen in a while.It
should be noted that they weren't really walking along the green belt, more like trudging along it.
They were trudging mainly because it wasn't really a green belt
at the moment, it was more like a white belt, and it was the whitest
they'd ever seen it.Winter had come to their home town, you see, and it
had hit hard. The weather had been getting steadily colder over
the past couple of months, but over the past week it had got far worse
than was normal for this area. A massive arctic high-pressure
zone had slumped its way down into their part of the world and it was
refusing to budge, leaving the boys wondering what the fuck all this
"global warming" bullshit was really about and when the hell it was
going to start so they could enjoy it. Right now they were
experiencing a "global colding" and it sucked.It
was so brutally
cold that the boys had been forced to stay mostly indoors for the past
couple of weeks where it was warm and cozy. They liked to hang
out in James's bedroom that was strewn with his filthy socks and
underwear that he was too lazy to pick up and take to the laundry room,
so it smelled absolutely fantastic. It was the well-seasoned lair
of a typically unhygienic teenage boy and it was off limits to the
adults. Not only were there filthy, smelly underthings littering
the floor, it also smelled of old, heavily used sneakers, a gym bag
full of clothes that were so stiff it seemed as though they should be
quite capable of getting up and walking to the laundry on their own,
and the smell of teenage sweat and sex from a great deal of physical
exertion brought about by endless sessions of rutting that the three
boys enjoyed there recently.It
was interesting because the boys were drawn to the
incredibly erotic scents in the room as though they were opposite poles
of a magnet. The closer they got to it, the more powerfully they
were drawn until they were rolling in it. They were pulled right
in and they loved to continually add to the wonderful aroma.
Adults, on the
other hand, were more like the same poles of a magnet when it came to
the stench emanating from the room. Even as they tried to
approach the dank boy-cave they were automatically repelled by the
invisible force field of stink and pushed
away. The closer they tried to get, the harder the room pushed
back so they simply yelled whatever they needed to convey to the boys
through the closed door, rather than open it and face the full onslaught of
funk. As such, the boys could do whatever they pleased
in the room without fear of being caught.The worst part of the deep freeze had begun
right about the same time as their Christmas holidays from school had
started. They'd been getting a bit bored and restless and at one
point when they'd intended to go outside the house and had been
struggling to get their winter boots and parkas on, James's rather
coarse father had shouted to them to not be out too long or they'd
freeze their peckers right off. None of them wanted that, so Nick
had
suggested to James and Kevin that they should put their peckers in each
of his holes to keep them safe and warm and completely thawed.
The two boys had agreed that Nick's suggestion was a good one, so
they'd retreated back to James's room instead and James and Kevin had
been tucking their peckers into the warm confines of Nick's holes over
and over again every day for the length of the extended cold snap.Nick, of course, was hoping that it was the beginning of an ice
age so he could enjoy having the cocks of his best friends stuffed
inside him at both ends every day for the rest of their lives. No
one could ever argue that Nick was any sort of a genius, but by now you
would think he would have realized that there was no need for an ice
age or the threat of having their favorite toy freeze and snap off of
their bodies for James and Kevin to stick them inside him where it was tight and warm.
Neither of the other two boys was gay, as Nick most definitely was, but that
didn't matter. They had no hang-ups whatsoever about using another
guy's body for their pleasure, or letting another guy use theirs for
that matter. It was all in the name of great orgasms. They certainly never tired of great orgasms and being
teenagers they could, and did, shoot their loads as often as you might
remember doing it when you were that young. That's a lot, right?Something
had finally driven them to leave the comfortable, wonderfully
funky-smelling confines of James's room and venture out into the cold of the late afternoon,
and they now found themselves trudging through the snowbanks deep down
in the river valley dressed in their heavy winter boots, parkas and
mitts. They were not making very good time and they were
beginning to feel the effects of the deep cold.They weren't
making good time in part because they had to stop
every once in a while to look around and get their bearings.
They'd spent so much time down here last summer that you would
expect them to be able to find the place they were looking for easily, but the landscape looked so different now with all of the
snow that it was hard for them to believe it was the same place.The
trees along the heavily forested parks through which cut the multi-use
trails that the boys normally used for their skateboarding and bike
riding adventures during the summer were now heavily laden with snow.
Long icicles
hung off the ends of the branches and glistened in the late afternoon
sunlight. All of the visual cues the boys normally used
to lead them were completely obliterated by a thick and
heavy white carpet of freshly fallen snow that had been added on top of
several other layers of freshly fallen snow through the past several
weeks. The park benches, fountains, pathways, signs,
and all of the other things that their brains used to guide them had
been
replaced by vague shapes buried under the deep snow here and there.
An
intensely cold breeze blew through the valley occasionally, blowing
sparkling clouds of snow up off the ends of the snowdrifts. The
landscape gleamed white
and the whole place twinkled from the freshly fallen snowflakes from
the night before. It
was a veritable winter wonderland.The path this far down into the park was not
maintained at this time of year and the going was tough. The snow
was several feet deep in spots and difficult to plow through, but they
were determined to make it to the quiet, secluded clearing that had
become their favorite place down on this depressingly mundane Earth.It was their favorite place on Earth because it was the gateway to their favorite place off
Earth. It was the clearing that they'd recently discovered, just
last summer in fact, was actually an elevator that took them up to the
most incredible place they had ever been. It was the home of the
gigantic,
perverted man who had been transmogrified into a stallion by a bitchy
tooth fairy who was teaching him a lesson. It was that giant
stallion who had taught the teenagers the wonders of sexual exploration
and
freedom that they had been enjoying ever since.Jake
the giant stallion was the kindest, most intelligent, most
funnest, mostest horniest and easily the most sexiestest 65 foot tall,
upright-walking horse they'd ever met.
Of course, they'd never met any other 65 foot tall upright-walking horses, but they
were fairly certain that even if they had, Jake would be right up there
as one of the best. Probably in the top ten or twenty at least.
He'd opened their minds to the idea of helping each other to
enjoy their own bodies by exploring any and every urge that might come
over them without feeling embarrassed or ashamed. Also,
completely selflessly, he'd allowed them to use his body in any way
they could imagine to get their rocks off as often as they liked.
Needless to say, the three boys had done a hell of a lot of
exploring with each other in James's room ever since that first time
Jake had started them
down that road, but they all agreed that none of it matched the fun
they had with the gigantic, muscular, sweaty, bestial, beautiful,
chestnut colored stallion when they went up to visit him at his home.After
that first visit last summer, which had started with an intricately and
brilliantly designed chain of events involving several unlikely
conditions being met that launched the boys into the sky, the giant
horse had been thoughtful enough to
order a boy-sized remote control for the elevator so that the boys
could simply get on it and come up to see him whenever they felt the
urge and the author could lay off of all of that complicated bullshit
and just keep his nose out of it. The giant stallion had even set
up one
of his childhood toys from when he was a giant boy for the three
teenagers to use when they came to visit him. It was a garden
scale electric choo choo train with a
track that started where the elevator dropped the boys off, and ended
at Jake's front yard. That way the giant stallion wouldn't have
to always be watching for them through his telescope and they wouldn't
have to suffer the
two hour walk to Jake's house through the thick, oversized jungle
if he didn't know they were coming. Instead they could just chug
along in the train at speed and it would take them less than twenty
minutes. To the boys, of course, the train was completely life
sized and they loved to use it.Much
to Jake's delight, the urge
to lick the sweaty privates of a horny giant stallion overcame the equally horny teenagers quite often and they never
hesitated to impose themselves on him whenever they got a chance. They kept the small remote
for the elevator hidden in the hollow of an old tree right beside
the grassy clearing so that any of them could go and use it any time they
wanted. One or another, or all three of the boys, were almost
always finding their way up into the clouds to come and play with Jake
whenever they had some free time, which was quite a lot during the
summer, but unfortunately much less often once school had started up
again.Ever
since the weather had begun to cool towards winter, they had been
coming to see him less and less and the giant stallion couldn't really blame
them. It was simply too cold to be blasting upward through the
frigid air on the open platform. It was quite a bit colder up in the sky
than it was down here on Earth. It was a bit warmer once they
broke through the clouds to the magic kingdom but even Jake's magnificent
jungle world, it turned out, was susceptible to the change in seasons
as well. It snowed up there just as it did down here.
Normally, Jake would move it to a more tropical locale for the
winter, but this year he just couldn't bring himself to put that much distance
between himself and the boys he'd grown to love. He wouldn't be
able to see them for most of the winter, but he would know that they
were just down below him and it eased his heart.Jake
had repeatedly warned the boys never to use the remote device to operate the platform when it
got too far below freezing. The elevator had not been rated for
extreme cold weather and it just wasn't safe. He'd told them to
never try to come up to see him unless the temperature was above
freezing. It would mean they would likely not see each other at
all for a couple of months right at the heart of winter and he would
miss them terribly, but he didn't want them in any sort
of danger. They had agreed and they hadn't used it for weeks now.So
why, you may ask, were they going against that warning today? Actually, I
don't even care if you ask it or not. It's important
to the story so I'm going to tell you anyway...For
one thing, they're teenage boys, and as such they are driven by their
hormones somewhat more than by their brains. They hadn't had sex with their giant horse
in weeks now and they wanted it badly. Their brains were saying
in a very anal, small, annoyingly nasal, extremely nerdy, and easily dismissed voice, "perhaps this is not the wisest course of action and it may behoove us to reconsider this ill-conceived plan." Meanwhile, their hormones were chanting in a very loud, masculine, and irresistibly confident voice, "GIANTsexHORSEsexGIANTsexHORSEsex"
in perfect rhythm with each of their trudging footsteps through the
snow, and it was drowning out any thoughts remotely resembling reason
in their heads.It's relatively easy for boys to unlock
their brains from reason when it comes to taking chances if it means
they
get to do something that would be more fun than whatever they were
doing before. In this case, James had
suggested they make a quick trip up to see Jake despite the
freezing cold weather and that sounded like a lot more fun than what
they'd been doing, so the other boys had latched onto that idea and ran
with it. What harm could it possibly do to use the elevator
just this once, even though it was the coldest day ever recorded in
their sleepy little city and they'd been clearly warned never to use
the contraption when it was below freezing?For another thing,
it was a special day and they didn't want to miss visiting their
favorite giant hoss before it passed. It was Christmas Eve and the
boys wanted to wish their preternaturally prodigious and profoundly prurient and perverted pony a merry
Christmas. Or "happy holidays" if you're one of those annoyingly
touchy, politically correct sorts. And if you are one
of those sorts, what the fuck is wrong with you? Lighten up!
It's Christmas for Christ's sake! I miss the old days when
you could wish someone a merry Christmas without it ruffling anyone's
feathers. It's even starting to affect Halloween. I read
about a school that feels that day is too "controversial" and was
upsetting to certain groups of people, so they decided to call it
"Black and Orange Day" and they would not allow the kids to dress up in
their costumes while on school premises. That's going too far!
It's time for us to put a stop to all this nonsense and reclaim
our culture! But
I digress...The
three boys stopped their trudging to look at each other, sigh heavily,
shake their heads,
and roll their eyes at the author. He was always going off on
some fucking tangent and it was beginning to wear on them already even before the story had really got underway.
They were cold and miserable and they were simply not in the
mood. They'd been hoping they
could get through just one adventure without him getting in the way and
yanking the readers out of the story with all his fucking 'digressing',
but clearly that was not going to
happen. It just wasn't in the cards. No way. Nope.
In fact, it was quite likely that their snarky attitudes would
only lead to some sort of exceedingly unpleasant retribution against
them. The author
was fairly certain of it. He just needed to figure out what it
was going to be. How bad it would be would depend on how much
longer they would continue their snarkiness towards him.The boys wisely ceased their eye rolling almost
immediately and turned back to their trudging through the almost waist
deep snow and the bitter cold until suddenly Kevin stopped and yelled,
"There it is! That's the tree!""Are you sure? Everything looks so different," Nick said."I think he's right," said James, "That's the one. The clearing should be just on the other side of it. Let's go."He
led them through the deep snow to the large old tree and sure enough,
right where they'd left it last, they found the small remote control
that operated the elevator. They had to dig down a bit through a
drift to free the device from the snow-packed hollow in the tree, but it was
there.They grinned at each other and trudged just a bit further
until they were standing right about in the center of the clearing.
Then they sat down in the deep snow and James raised his hand
with the remote device in it and pressed the button, but nothing
happened."Press it, dipshit, I'm freezing!" Kevin barked."I did! Nothing happened! I think it's frozen," James said."Shit, give it here," said Kevin.James handed the remote to Kevin and the boy looked at it carefully."There's
snow stuffed in tight around the button. I think it's jammed.
Nick, you're great at blowing, blow on this thing to melt the
snow, yeah?"Nick was indeed great at blowing, so he took the
remote and cupped it in his mitted hands and began to breathe his hot breath
out onto it repeatedly.In
no time at all the snow that had been
jamming the button began to melt around it into the device's internals.
Unfortunately, being made of electronics, the remote chose to act
like most electronics act when you pour water into it. That is to
say, it chose to act quite erratically. Almost the moment the
snow began to melt into its guts and the water spread out across its
vital circuits and chips, the remote let out a series of chirps and
then there was some deep and heavy groaning coming from the ground
below them as the massive machinery of the elevator began to come to
life and struggled to free the platform from the frozen ground."That did the trick!" James grinned."I didn't press the button!" Nick exclaimed, "I was blowing on it and it just bleeped on its own!"The
groaning grew louder and they started to hear alarming clanging and banging sounds sort of like giant gears
not meshing properly and grinding against each other. The cacophony began to build to almost deafening levels
beneath them and the ground began to shake and shudder, then suddenly the remote
emitted a few more chirps and the whole thing stopped and got quiet."Phew, it sounded like it was gonna blow apart! Good job shutting it off, Nick," Kevin said."I didn't press the fucking button!" Nick exclaimed again, "I think it got wet!""Shit! We'd better get off this thing," James suggested.They began to stand up to move off of the elevator platform when suddenly
the remote let out a few chirps on its own again and there was a deep
boom followed by a loud mechanical squealing as the elevator finally
and quite abruptly broke free of the frozen ground and began to rocket
skyward.The boys had just started to get up, but the sudden and
powerful acceleration caused them to get slammed back down on their
butts with a grunt.There was a horrible screeching sound of
metal against metal coming from below as the platform vibrated and
lurched faster and then slower, then faster again while it pushed onward up into the bitter
cold sky.The boys looked at each other with growing alarm. The
elevator ride was normally quite smooth, powerful, and quick.
This felt nothing like that. They could feel deep,
dissonant vibrations and hear loud clanging sounds coming up through the shaft from the machinery
below ground that was driving the platform up, and their bones and teeth were getting rattled by it. The sound of metal
grinding on metal was fading away, but that was only because they were
putting miles between them and the source of it way down below them. Something was
terribly wrong with the equipment and they could do nothing but wait
and pray that they survived this shit as the platform continued its
crazy, jerky journey skyward through the sub-arctic air."Fuck! I hope this fucking thing gets us all the way up before it dies or we're truly fucked!" Kevin shouted."We're almost there!" yelled James.All
three boys looked up and they could see the bottom of the cloud deck
that hid the stallion's gigantic magical world away from the mundane one below.At the sight of their goal approaching they all let out a loud sigh of relief, just before the remote let out a sighing
chirp, and the platform suddenly shuddered to a standstill. They
were still at least a couple of hundred feet from the cloud, but they
were no longer moving."Fuck! It stopped!" yelled Nick."No shit, Sherlock! Press the fucking button again. We can't stay here!" Kevin shouted at him.Nick pressed the button, but nothing happened."I pressed the button, but nothing happened!" Nick shouted.James shouted, "Press it again!"He pressed it again, then again, then again, but still nothing happened."I can't get it going! We're gonna die up here!" yelled Nick."Fuck, do you think it's the author getting back at us for all the eye rolling earlier?" Kevin asked."Shit, you might be right. He's a real asshole. This could
be the retribution he was talking about," James said.There was no doubt that James
was right about the author being a real asshole. He was
wrong about the retribution thing though. This time it really was
just bad equipment and not the author being a vindictive dick.
The boys should probably have heeded the
giant's warning about not using the platform when it was too cold.
If they had, they wouldn't be in this pickle. They'd be
back home in a nice, smelly room with their cocks buried in each
other's warm, tight holes, humping away with the boundless energy of
horny youth and shooting their thick, heavy, succulent loads into each
other's bodies in utter and complete ecstasy over and over again. God knows we'd all
enjoy reading about that
a lot more than reading about this shit. Am I right or what?
Well, some of us would
anyways. There are those who want to read about hot sex,
then there are those who complain that their stories are constantly
getting interrupted by some horny bastard sticking his cock in someone
else, or the Jake character sticking his tongue in yet another tasty
crack or his nose up under some dude's awesome toes. It's
difficult for the author to find the right balance to try to please
those who really enjoy reading about endless, raunchy sex, and
those truly sick individuals who just want the sex to end already so
the
story can continue. There's always either too much sex, or too
much story. One of these days I'll get it just right.
Unfortunately for you,
this probably isn't going to be that day. But I digress...The three teenagers looked at each other with
the dawning realization that if it wasn't the author doing this to them
then there was no amount of ass-kissing or apologizing that might get
them out of it, and they were truly screwed. They had no way up
and
no way back down. Jake the giant stallion didn't even know they were
coming so there was no chance of getting any help from him. They
were stuck, completely exposed, up in the bitter, biting wind of the
steady arctic jet stream and they could already feel Jack Frost nipping
at their various tender parts. He would soon chew them right off.
They knew without doubt that they would surely freeze to death up
here, and they would have to be buried without their tender parts.Suddenly the remote let
out a chirp once again and the platform shuddered and jerked roughly
downward a couple of times, then it began to drop in free fall, plummeting back down toward the Earth at a gut-wrenching speed.The
three boys screamed like three girls when they suddenly found
themselves weightless and falling through the sky. They clung to
each other as they began to
rise off the platform while it continued its headlong rush back down to
what was likely going to be a fairly unpleasantly abrupt transition
from three hundred miles an hour to a dead stop at ground level
several miles below.Due
to all of the girlish screaming, they failed to hear the remote let out
a chirp again and the platform suddenly ground to a stop before it
really got a chance to build up some proper speed, and the three
boys grunted as they landed with a thud into the deep snow. The
device chirped again and, after some jerking and hesitating, the
platform
started to rocket upward again.They
were briefly hopeful that
this time they would actually get all the way to the top and could jump
off, but they
obviously weren't aware yet that the author had regained control of the
machinery and this time he really was just being a dick and
teaching them a lesson. They began to get suspicious of what was
going on when the platform stopped just ten feet below
their goal, where it paused just long enough to give them a tantalizing
look at safety and freedom, then the remote chirped again and the
platform abruptly
dropped a hundred feet or so, then chirp and stop, chirp and rocket
upward, chirp stop, chirp drop, and so on ad nauseam.The
chirping and starting and chirping and stopping went on for an
inappropriately long
stretch of time as the boys got roughly slammed upward and dropped
downward repeatedly
while they screamed in terror for their lives and the author giggled
maniacally. He was going to continue pounding them this way until
he was quite certain that
they had learned their lesson properly, whatever the hell that lesson
was. There was supposed to be some sort of lesson, he was almost
sure of it. He'd totally forgotten about the lesson really, and
just got
absorbed in the fun of torturing the boys. This is what teenage
boys are really for. This is the reason God made them. They
are entertainment fodder for the adult males in their lives. They
can be the source of no end of fun. They're so
gullible, so goofy and dumb, so enthusiastic, so ready to get
into trouble, and just so fantastically fun to screw with. But I
digress..., again, which
shouldn't be too surprising by
now, right?Suddenly,
unexpectedly, and completely without warning even, most
likely due to the
author's way over the top abuse of the cheaply built machinery in the
interests of causing the boys grief, with a painful shudder and
screech of
metal exploding against metal rising up from the earth many miles
below, the whole thing came to a rough and grinding halt one final time
while
still
well above the bitterly cold Earth in the even more bitterly cold air
yet still also well out of reach of where they needed to be up in the
clouds above and the author said,
"Oops, I think I might have pushed the machinery, and this sentence,
way too far," and then, though he felt a slight pang of regret
because he'd been shooting for a record, he finally put a stop to the
ridiculously long sentence by placing a period at the end of it.The remote emitted one last forlorn chirp, and
then it went silent and a small amount of smoke rose out of it, like
its tired and heavily abused ghost had finally had enough of this shit and was rising up to heaven."Shit!" Nick exclaimed, "My uncle told me all electronics run on smoke! If
you let the smoke out it stops working! We're fucked!"James and Kevin looked at Nick in stunned silence, and then both started laughing their asses off."Fuck are you dumb! It runs on smoke?!?" Kevin laughed."Shut
the fuck up! That's what he told me! It's never been proved
wrong for me! Every time the smoke gets loose and comes out of electronics, it stops
working!" Nick shouted."Isn't
that the same uncle that told you that the rumble strips on the edges
of the highway are so the blind drivers will know when they're drifting out
of their lane?" James asked."Yeah, exactly! He knows what he's talking about!" Nick exclaimed.James
and Kevin went quiet and looked at Nick in stunned silence once more,
and then both started laughing their asses off again."What's so funny?" Nick asked, suddenly feeling like he was the butt of some sort of joke.Nick
felt it was his turn to digress, and he began to think back on some of
the discussions he'd had with his uncle in the past and he started to get
a sinking feeling. Something didn't quite add up. He also
remembered what the author had said earlier about teenage boys being
entertainment fodder for the adult males in their lives. Come to
think of it, why was
his uncle always red in the face like he was trying hard to contain
himself whenever he'd explained things in answer to one of Nick's many
questions about how the world worked? Why was it whenever his
uncle's friends were over he would say to them, "Listen to this, guys.
Hey Nick, explain to the boys here why..." and then he'd ask Nick
to explain something that his uncle had explained to him just the day
before. When Nick had finished explaining it to them the guys
would all bust out laughing and his uncle would say, "I told you he was
a genius!" Nick usually felt quite proud at being called a
genius, but he suddenly found himself wondering if he'd gone in
the right direction with that. Something was telling
the boy that he might have been played all along. Nick was going to have a
very long chat with his uncle if he ever got back home, but for now he
resigned himself to simply freezing to death along with his two best
friends.They
had come to a
stop at least a hundred feet below the bottom of the cloud and the air
up here was easily ten degrees colder than the already incredibly
frigid, sub-zero air down at ground level where all this shit had
begun. The steady wind up here was only making things worse.
Even wrapped up in their warm parkas they were not going
to last long against this level of cold. They were completely
screwed and there was absolutely nothing they could do."Shit,
why the fuck did we listen to you, James? We shouldn't have used
the fucking elevator in this cold when we were told not to!" Kevin moped. (Oh yeah, that was the lesson!)"I'm
really sorry, guys. I only wanted to go up and see Jake and give
him the Christmas present I made for him. I never thought
anything would go wrong," James lamented."Oh, it's not your fault," Nick consoled him, "I wanted to see him too. Kevin's just being a dick."Kevin
shot a look at Nick, and then he looked down at his feet and shrugged his
shoulders and said, "Yeah, you're right. I wanted to see him too.
What did you get him for Christmas, James?"James replied, "Ever since
the school year started back in September, I've been
wearing the same socks and underwear to gym class. I just leave
them in my locker and the next time there's a class, I put them back on
and sweat in them some more. They smell absolutely over the top now. I'm
wearing them. I wanted to let him take them off me and keep them for his snuff box.""Wow, that's so thoughtful!" exclaimed Nick, "You really know exactly what he'd like!"James nodded and asked, "What did you get him?""Exactly the same thing," Nick said, and smiled.Kevin grinned and said, "Me too. He's pretty easy to please."They
all laughed, then they went quiet as they contemplated the fact that
they might never see the sexy giant stallion again, or their parents, or even each other
after a short time more when they all froze to death.Time
passed and the sun prepared to set as evening approached and they waited
to become horny, teenage, awesome smelling popsicles.The
cold seeped into their very bones and they began to shudder and shake
from it. They should probably get up and stamp their feet or
something to try to get their blood warmed up a bit, but they could
barely think, let alone move. They were at the beginning stage of
freezing to death as their internal body temperatures began to drop
dangerously low.The
author considered ending the story right here because it was just that
hopeless, and watching these terrific boys die would be way too sad,
especially
on Christmas Eve. They may have been jerks to him earlier, but
the author really did feel they were just a bunch of sweet, dumb boys
who'd made a mistake and who didn't deserve this brutal end. He
felt that he was at least partially to blame
for their predicament since he was the one that had repeatedly jerked
the flimsy elevator machinery up and down just to torture them and had ended up breaking it.
It had been a ton of fun to do, but it was probably not the
wisest course of action.
Though really it was a stupid thing the boys had done,
using the platform in the cold when they'd been warned not to and all.
So
yeah, it was all their fault, not his, for sure. The author was
completely free of blame. There was simply no other way to look
at it because this way made him feel a lot better and that's all that
really matters in a situation like this.Still, he felt sorry for the
sweet, lovable, dumb
little bastards and he was wracking his brain trying to come up with
some ridiculous way to get the boys out of this jam but he was
having no success, when suddenly James said through chattering teeth,
"D-d-d-do
y-y-you guys see that r-r-r-red light way out there?""Y-y-yeh-y-yes!" said Kevin."Sh-sh-sh-shit!"
exclaimed N-nih-n-n-Nick, "I th-th-think it's a
f-f-fuh-f-f-fuh-f-fucking jet p-plane! It's cuh-cuh-coming
r-r-right at us! It's g-gonna k-k-k-kill us!"They
all came to the quick realization that
they really shouldn't talk anymore, it was way too annoying to
try
to read that shit with all the stuttering and stammering from the cold.
Instead, as the slowly blinking red light grew steadily brighter
while it raced towards a certain collision with them, they just screamed long and loudly.
That's really easy to read because it just goes,
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"Just
as it was almost upon them, the red light jinked to the side and there was
a whoosh as a startled reindeer who was wearing a rather smart looking
scarf that had a red, flashing light hanging from it shot past while
desperately veering to avoid a collision with the platform.The reindeer was
pulling a small, battered old sleigh, and a very rotund old man dressed
in red who was suddenly clinging for dear life at the abrupt and
unexpected change in direction shouted, "What the fuck?!?" as he zoomed past them.The
three boys looked at each other in shock. They stuck to their
resolution to not try to speak because of all the annoying stuttering,
but each knew that both others were thinking the same thing as they
were, which was, Did you guys see that shit?James,
being the most intelligent of the bunch, suddenly realized they must be
in the final stages of freezing to death and they were obviously
hallucinating just as their brains were beginning to shut down forever.
As much as it looked like him, it simply couldn't have been Santa Claus. That guy was just
a made up character and couldn't exist in the real world. There
was no such thing as flying sleighs pulled by magical reindeer.
It was simply not remotely possible. They were clearly
dying. James knew it for a fact. There was no other possible
explanation. The warm embrace of oblivion would drag them all
down soon and all of their troubles would be over.What
he'd
failed to realize was how absurd the thought that there couldn't be a
Santa Claus was, given the fact that they were all stranded on an
impossibly tall elevated platform while they'd been on the way up to
have wild sex with a fucking giant stallion in a magical fucking kingdom
in the clouds for the umpteenth fucking time! Besides, does he
not realize
this is SoFurry? Anything goes in here! No Santa
Claus?! Sheesh! The things I've seen in here would make
Santa Claus suddenly showing up seem pretty run of the mill. One
dude even got thoroughly raped by a plant one time! There is some
sick shit going on around here! In
fact, if I don't miss my guess, Santa's gonna turn out to be a total
lech and he's gonna do some pretty awesome things with the boys.
Man, this
is such a great place to hang out! But
I
digress...They heard a snort as the huge, massively appealing,
incredibly well endowed, masculine, muscular
reindeer (Oh fuck, I totally forgot about the reindeer! Man I
love this place!) came in for a landing onto the platform from behind
them and
pranced right up alongside and finally stopped. The sleigh
settled in behind it in the deep snow and the fat old man got off and
walked toward the three boys with a smile on his round, rosy-cheeked,
white-whiskered face.He was wearing a red velvet outfit that
was so gay and not chic, they knew in a moment it must be Saint
Nick. No one else would be caught dead wearing shit like that out
in public.The really odd thing was that as he walked along the
platform towards them, the snow in a circle around him was instantly
melting and evaporating, leaving green grass in his wake."Hello
boys," the jolly old bastard bellowed, "Having trouble with the old
equipment are we? Someone should have warned you not to use this
crappy Acme built shit below freezing. It just can't be trusted.
It's a good thing I happened along or you'd really be up the
creek."As
Santa Claus came very near to him, James suddenly noticed the temperature shot
up to well above freezing at the same time as he noticed the sharp odor
of bad gas, and the snow around him began to melt and dry up too.
It was like stepping indoors into a warm room full of people who
had been eating chili all day.He suddenly felt soothing warmth flood back into his body again while he coughed a little at the foul smell.His muscles and brain all unseized at the same time from the wonderful heat and the feeling of relief was incredible."Holy crap, that feels so good!" James coughed."W-wh-whu-wh-w-w-what d-d-does?" asked Nick, with a really annoying stutter through his chattering teeth.James
noticed Nick and Kevin were both still shivering and shaking
uncontrollably and still sitting in deep snow. They were further
away from Santa. It was like the fat old dude was surrounded by a
bubble of heat just big enough to include James in it, but not quite
big enough to reach his friends, and the bubble was following Santa
wherever he went."Oh, shit. Sorry, guys! Hang on," Santa said.His
face scrunched up and began to turn red as he lifted one knee slightly
and grunted and a long, loud fart came out of his ass causing the red
velvet back of his coat to flutter. The bubble of warmth suddenly
expanded to twice its size to encompass Nick, who immediately started coughing, but Kevin was still out
in the cold."Wait, wait for it..." Santa gasped and took in a deep breath and began exerting himself again.He
grunted once more and a much longer and much louder fart blew out,
causing the red velvet back of his coat to lift right up and hover
briefly before it settled back down, and
the heat bubble grew to encompass the whole platform. In moments
all of the snow on the platform magically melted and evaporated and the
whole thing reverted back to being their grassy clearing from last
summer, and Kevin and the reindeer began to cough from the
effects of the gas as well.Santa sighed with relief and then said, "Sorry about
that, but it's the only way to keep us warm. The magic of
Christmas takes a lot of effort though. My doctor says I
shouldn't strain so hard or I might rupture something, but it's the
only way this works. I have to eat a few cans of beans before I
go out for the night to deliver presents or I won't be able to stay
warm for the whole trip. The bubble slowly shrinks over time so I
need to fluff it up again once in a while."The boys were
holding their mitted hands up to cover their noses as the air was
suddenly full of the stench of rich bean farts. They looked at
each other and then looked back at Santa with disgust."What?
Would you rather be back out in the cold? Give the smell a
chance. You'll get used to it in time. You might even grow
to like it," Santa suggested.The big, beautiful, muscular
reindeer, who was now also included inside the bubble, looked back at
the boys and shook his head vehemently. He'd been exposed to it
for countless years and clearly he was still not in a position to enjoy
it at all. Not even remotely.Strangely
though, the smell
did seem to be weakening. It was either wearing off, or it was
simply burning out their scent receptors. Happily, the heat
bubble remained
even though the smell was dissipating somewhat, and they were all very
toasty
and warm."Shit, Santa, thanks a bunch. We would've been
dead soon if it wasn't for you. We got stuck up here. We were on our way to
visit our friend up in the..." James began.Santa
Claus raised
his hand and said, "Say no more. I know who you all are.
You're on my lists. I've had my eye on you since you were
little boys. I know Jake too. You guys
were gonna go screw around with him weren't you?"They all grinned and nodded.Santa
smiled and said, "I can't fault you for doing something stupid in the
interests of going to fuck a horny, seven story tall stallion. I never get tired of
that myself. That guy can
cover me in cum from head to toe in a single spurt. I love it!
Has he ever shot you out of his ass?"They all grinned and nodded once more."Man,
I wish I had time to go up there and screw around with him too, but I
have to make my run. I've got all of these fucking presents to
deliver," Santa lamented as he jerked his thumb back at his sleigh and
the single, large, bulging sack of toys that was on the back of it."How
the hell do you fit all of the toys for all of the girls and boys into
one bag on the back of that shit heap anyhow?" Kevin asked."That's
not a shit heap, boy, it's a classic! You kids today have no
appreciation for antiques! She's been purring like a kitten for
thousands of years now, and she'll carry my fat ass for thousands more,
easily!" Santa exclaimed, "Why don't you show me your shit hot flying
sleigh so we can compare, huh? What's that? Don't have one?
Then where do you get off putting mine down?!""Hey, sorry," Kevin said, "I didn't mean anything by it. It just looks like crap is all."Santa
looked back at his piece of shit sleigh and then chuckled and said,
"You're right. It does. Anyhow, take a look at this..."He
went over to the big sack and reached into it with his red-mitted hand
and pulled out a mitt full of what looked to the boys like colorful
sand. Santa waved them over for a closer look. The boys
examined the pile of sand much more closely and to their surprise they
saw that each grain was in fact a brightly wrapped parcel.
There were tiny packages of all shapes and
sizes all wrapped with colorful paper complete with microscopic ribbons
and bows. Santa carefully dropped a few
of them down on a small patch of dirt and put the rest back in the
sack. He then pulled out a green
plastic syringe from his coat that had a safety cap covering a plastic
tip with a very small
hole. He removed the cap and carefully pressed the plunger to
squeeze out a single
drop of clear liquid from the syringe and let it fall on each of the
parcels. One by one, as the drop hit them, the presents suddenly
grew to full size. One was big enough to hold a comfy leather
office chair in
it, one was the size of a big stuffed bear, and another looked the
right
size and shape to contain a new PS4 or something.The boys all gasped in amazement."That's so cool!" exclaimed Nick."I know, right?" Santa said, grinning, "Watch this..."He placed the cap back on the green syringe and put it back in his pocket, then
pulled out another plastic syringe that was red. Once again he removed the cap and
carefully squeezed one drop onto each present. This time, as the
drop hit them, each package quite suddenly shrank right back down to
almost microscopic proportions."That's amazing! So that's how you get billions of presents on your little sleigh!" James exclaimed.Santa smiled and nodded."You must have tons of great stuff stored in that huge sack of yours!" said Nick.Santa
grinned and looked down at the well stuffed basket at his crotch and
said, "Thanks for noticing! If you play your cards right I'll
show you exactly what comes out of this huge sack of mine.
There's enough of it to easily cover your face, Nicky."The
boys raised their eyebrows at the old man, and Santa looked at them for
a moment, then looked back towards his sleigh and said, "Oh wait, you
mean the huge sack on the sleigh. Yeah, there are millions of
presents in there. It used to be billions of presents years ago,
but I still
do all that naughty/nice shit. The number of names on the 'nice'
list seems to go down dramatically every year now, ever since the
Internet came online. That fucking thing gets everyone in trouble
eventually. The shit they read on there warps their minds really
bad. Works for me though, as it means my run gets easier and
easier every year with less and less presents to deliver to the
dwindling number of 'nice' people. To be totally honest, the
'naughty' list is the
one I really like anyways. There's way more fun to be had with
the people on that one. They're into some much more interesting
shit than the nice people are. I regularly stop at the homes of
the naughty ones during my run,
but not to deliver gifts, just to mess around with them if they're
willing. If they aren't awake I like to sneak into their bedrooms
and do
unspeakable things to them with my private parts as they sleep.
It's loads of fun."Once again the boys just raised their eyebrows at Santa.He cleared his throat and continued, "Anyhow, the weight of the presents goes
down too when they shrink. They're not heavy at all. I have
to get them all delivered by midnight though. That bit of magic only
works on Christmas Eve. Right at midnight they all go back to
their true size and if they're still on the sleigh and I'm flying, I'm
totally boned.""Is that why you only have one reindeer, because
the presents are so light when you shrink them?" James asked."Yeah, in all
the stories you have eight tiny reindeer," Kevin remarked, "Why do you have just the one?""What
the fuck would I want with eight tiny ones when I can have one big,
sexy, butch one? Check out the rack on this one. He's
fucking gorgeous!" Santa boasted as he indicated the beautiful,
muscular reindeer attached to the front of his sleigh.The boys all smiled and nodded as they admired the impressive creature."So, which one is that?" Nick asked, "Is it Prancer?""Well,
he does prance a bit sometimes, but that's just because he's gay. His name
is Nigel. We've had a lot of good times together, Nigel and me,"
Santa said wistfully as he patted the reindeer's taut and muscular ass, "So many, many, really good times."The animal looked back with a grin and winked at Santa.The boys all stared at Santa in shock."What?
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. It gets lonely up
there at the north pole. The elves are all straight and unwilling
to experiment. I'd get in all sorts of trouble with HR if I tried anything with them," said Santa."What about Mrs. Claus?" asked James.Santa
shook his head, "There is no Mrs. Claus. My publicity guys made
her up. Women gross me out to tell you the truth. I have
Nigel, and he's all I'll ever really need. Both of us like to
screw around with a few others too of course, like Frosty the Snowman,
that guy will stick his nose into anything, Smokey
the Bear, he cums so much he could put out a forest fire, Jack Frost,
though he nips a bit too hard
sometimes, the Headless Horseman, he can't give head but he makes up
for it in a lot of other ways and don't even get me started on the
incredible horse of his, and a bunch of
others.
Nigel even had a go at the Great Pumpkin one Halloween, but that
got a bit messy. One guy we really love to hang with is the
Easter Bunny. He comes from Jake the giant stallion's domain so
even though he's just a bunny, he's a bit bigger
than you guys in size. I think he'd love to meet you. Maybe
you guys could have an adventure with him next Easter or something.
I can tell you from experience that you have not truly been
fucked until you've been repeatedly, rapidly and relentlessly rogered
by
a rascally rabbit with a nine inch cock. He never tires out and I
never get tired of letting
him at me. Nigel and I just really like to try to screw everyone
we can who's willing.
There's no sense limiting our options. Our relationship is
wide open. Jake the giant is our favorite fuck buddy though.
He's open to everything, and he and Nigel can't get enough of
each other, even since back before Jake's shape was changed by that
asshat of a tooth fairy.""Wow!
Jake messed around with a reindeer even when he was man-shaped?"
Nick asked, suddenly looking at Nigel with a new sort of interest."Shit
yeah. You should see the things those two get up to. It
even makes me blush, and that takes a lot," Santa said.Nick smiled and said, "I wish I could see it. I really miss Jake.
We haven't seen him in a while. I can't believe we broke
the elevator. Who knows when we'll ever be able to see him again.""Don't
worry about the elevator. I'll get my elves on it as soon as I
get back home. They'll fix it right up. You'll be able to
see your big-ass hoss and get busy with him soon enough," Santa said,
"In
fact, I'll tell
you what, I have to go and do my run for the night, but I
can take you guys up to Jake's world before I start. When I'm
done after
midnight I can come pick you up and take you back home. How about
that?""Hell yes!" the three boys shouted in unison."Cool,
we just need to get you properly warmed up after your ordeal. You
obviously were right at the edge of freezing to death when I came to your rescue," Santa said."We're really warm now. It feels great. Please don't fart again. We're all good," James said.Santa
shook his head and said, "No, I don't think so. You're probably
still in shock from the cold. Haven't you heard that when you're
just about to succumb to hypothermia you start to feel really warm?
You could all die at any moment! You should strip out of
all of your clothes and share your body heat right
away, before it's too late!"Nigel's ears perked up and he looked back at the boys in anticipation while Santa waited for them to do as he'd said.The boys all looked at each other
in puzzlement. Kevin actually had a bead of sweat forming on his
forehead he was so hot inside the bubble while still wearing his parka.
If anything, they might need to take their clothes off just to
cool down. None of them were in any state of hypothermia, that
was certain."Seriously, I'm really hot," said Kevin, "We're really grateful to you for saving our asses, but we're ready to go.""Just how grateful are you? Care to show me by doing what I suggested?" Santa asked.Santa looked at them all expectantly. It was
obvious they weren't going anywhere until they did what he'd asked, so
they shrugged and began to disrobe.In no time at all the smell
in the bubble shifted to that of the gifts they had all brought for
Jake as they stripped right down to their ripe socks and underwear, and they
all started to get hard and horny from the great aroma. Even Nigel was
suddenly sporting an impressive erection. Then, at the Claus's coaxing, the
boys removed even their underwear, freeing their proud, stiff, young
tools to the warm air inside the bubble. They were now completely
naked except for their rich-smelling gym socks.Needless to say, Santa suddenly had a massive tent
sticking out of the front of his totally gay, red velvet pants. He was almost
drooling as he surveyed the incredible scene before him. Three
luscious teenagers were baring their beautiful equipment right
before his eyes."Go ahead and share each other's heat why don't you?" the fat old lech suggested.The
boys looked at each other and smiled. It was obvious Santa was
just another perv looking for a show. They certainly had no
problem giving him one. He'd earned it by saving their asses and
keeping them from freezing to death. They were happy to do
anything
for him out of gratitude at this point.The three boys all lay
together in the
lush green grass and began to feel each other up while Santa rubbed at
his crotch and watched with glazed eyes. Nigel reached back and
unhooked himself from the sleigh with his teeth and then moved into
position to watch more closely."That's
better," Santa said as he watched the naked boys explore each other,
"but I think you need a bit more friction in there to generate more
warmth. If you rub real hard somewhere around the middle of your
bodies it should radiate the heat out to the rest of you. Try
that."Kevin smiled and
took James's hard, straight, young tool in hand and began to stroke it
as he'd done so many times before while taking his own tool in his
other hand and beginning to work it too. James cupped Kevin's awesome
balls in one hand and played with them while he reached over to stroke
Nick's cock with the other.Nick looked over at
Santa and grinned at the massive tent jutting out from the jolly old
fuck's crotch and he said, "I'm still feeling a bit of a chill. We
need more body heat."Red velvet was suddenly flying in every
direction as mitts went this way, the hat went that, pants and coat and
suspenders, red velvet boxer shorts, black shiny boots, and bright red socks all
flew outward from the blur that was Santa stripping down.When
the dust settled there was a very chubby old naked guy standing before
them. To the boys' surprise, he was sort of sexy in a burly,
stocky way. Even though he must be thousands of years old, he
didn't have a wrinkle on him anywhere. His skin was smooth all
over his chubby body. He wasn't exactly fat with rolls hanging
everywhere; he was firmly large and bulky. He had a long and
thick head of white hair. He had pure white tufts of hair in his
lightly sweaty armpits. He had a
luxurious, long, thick, curly white beard and a mat of thick, soft
white chest hair. He even had a long treasure trail of pure white hair
leading down his big, sexy, hard belly to a big patch of snow white,
curly pubes. His balls
were very big and full and lightly covered in soft white hair.
Santa's cock was surprisingly long, thick
and straight. It had to be at least eight inches of hard, thick
Christmas magic. It was uncut and had a big, clear drop of precum
hanging off the tip of its big head. It looked magnificent and
powerful.Nick did not waste any time. He immediately got on his knees in front
of Santa and looked up at him with a huge grin on his face."Ever
since I was a little kid I've had a fantasy of hiding behind the
Christmas tree so I could pop out when you showed up and do this for
you," he said as he moved his face in and slurped Santa's thick,
throbbing cock down to the root.Santa
put his hands on the back
of Nick's head, placed his feet farther apart and bent his knees out to
the side slightly to get his sweaty crotch at the perfect height to
fuck the boy's face, then he moaned as he pulled his cock back out and
shoved it
down the boy's throat once again. He began to build up a rhythm
and humped at Nick's face. He looked over at Kevin and smiled, then jerked his head behind him.Kevin
knew what he meant and he immediately got up and went around behind
Santa and got down on his knees. He spread Santa's ass cheeks to
reveal an amazingly tight and great looking sphincter. It took a
few moments to sync up but he moved his face in and began to tongue
Santa's warm hole while the Claus humped away at Nick's face.It
didn't take long at all
for Santa's breathing to become ragged and quick as he continued to
fuck Nick's drooling mouth hard while pushing himself back onto
Kevin's tongue and he quickly began to approach his
climax, but he didn't want to cum just yet, so he pulled out of Nick's
throat and stepped out from between them. He looked lustily at
each of the boys who had been servicing him, then over at James who was
working his own cock, then over at Nigel, who was standing a bit apart
with pre-cum dripping from the end of his achingly hard cock but not
getting any attention at all and not able to help himself out.He
looked back at the three boys and asked, "Would you guys be up for
something a bit different than you're probably used to? Nigel
doesn't really like to be left out and I don't like to play without him
either."Nick grinned and said, "Hell yes! I want to mess around with Nigel!""Me too," said James, "Don't forget. We've already messed around with a giant horse dozens of times.""You're
right, I forgot," Santa said, "Jake still has a lot of man in his shape
though. He has hands and feet and walks upright. Nigel
really is, and always has been, a reindeer, though obviously he's a
very special one. Most people have a bit of a hard time grasping
the fact that he's an intelligent guy with feelings. Just because
he's a reindeer they think it's wrong to have sex with him."James shrugged and said, "So what if he's a reindeer? He's fucking beautiful!"Nigel
blushed, which isn't easy for a reindeer, and smiled at James and
snorted his thanks as he bobbed his head with its big rack of velvet
covered antlers. James smiled back at the reindeer and winked."What about you, Kevin? Nigel loves a good rim job as much as I do," Santa said.Nigel's
eyes opened just a bit wider and he nodded vigorously, then he winked
at Kevin and smiled as he turned a bit to show the boy his taught,
muscular reindeer ass.Kevin needed no further invitation.
He had always been attracted to the male anus for reasons he
never quite understood as he'd already showed to Santa. He even
loved to rub himself against and lick at the gigantic anus of Jake the
stallion whenever he got a chance. When he was at his horniest he
would even sometimes lift the giant horse's tail and crawl right up
inside his butthole to explore his darkest urges.Here was a chance to enjoy an anus just like Jake's, but at a size that was just a bit more suitable for tonguing.He
quickly stood and moved over to Nigel's back end and put a hand on the
muscular animal's firm rump. The reindeer's glossy hide was
covered in a somewhat stiff hair that covered an extremely thick and
heavy layer of warm wool. He was built for extreme cold.
Kevin pushed his fingers through the hair into the thick wool
underneath and scratched at reindeer's ass. Nigel sighed at the
nice sensation of getting scratched, but he wanted more. Heturned to place his butt right at Kevin's face and looked back with
anticipation as he waited for the boy to get busy.Kevin
grinned
and took hold of the short, somewhat wide, and very hairy tuft of tail
that covered the reindeer's anus and lifted it up to expose Nigel's
most private area. The soft fur right under his tail and around
his anus was white even though the reindeer was a very dark color over
most of his body, but the skin of the sphincter itself was a very dark
color that presented a fantastic looking contrast against the white fur
surrounding it. Kevin's lust level instantly shot up as he moved
his face in under the tail and gently kissed the reindeer's warm, tight
pucker. Nigel had been exerting himself a great deal while
pulling Santa and his sleigh and he'd been sweating a great deal so the
smell here was incredible. The reindeer had a wonderfully
masculine, musky, heady male scent and Kevin felt his cock instantly
spring to full rigidity as he extended his tongue and took several
long, hard licks along the dark ridges right up to the base of the
short tail.Nigel moaned and closed his eyes and dropped
his head down at the pleasurable sensation as Kevin pushed his tongue
right inside of the reindeer's rectum and began to greedily tongue the
smooth walls of his tight hole. Kevin reached down and began to
work his cock as he got deeper and deeper into the incredibly erotic
act of tonguing the big reindeer's asshole.James and Santa were breathing heavily and working their own cocks as they watched the action.Nick
couldn't wait any longer and he maneuvered himself underneath Nigel and
took the reindeer's amazingly long, incredibly thick and stiff tool in
hand and began to lovingly jack it's length as he stared at it in awe.
It looked a lot like Jake's massive horse cock, but this one was
a size Nick could manage better.
The end was oozing great gobs of pre-cum now and Nick leaned his
face in and licked the tip of it to slurp up what he could. Nigel
jumped slightly and then moaned again and spread his hind legs just a
bit to lower himself down and pushed his cock forward into Nick's face.
Sucking cock was one of Nick's favorite things to do and he
opened wide and took the blunt end of the reindeer's throbbing member
into his mouth and began to suck at it greedily while he increased the
rubbing of his hands along the long, stiff shaft.James became even hornier as he watched his two best friends servicing the reindeer and he didn't
want to be left out, so he moved in and began to sniff and kiss and lick
at the reindeer's big, furry balls. Nigel was moaning almost
non-stop now as the three boys worked him over and he rapidly began to
build towards his orgasm.Santa didn't want to be left out of
the fun either, so he moved in under Nigel too and tapped Nick on the shoulder
and asked, "Could I fuck you, Nick?"Nick
took his mouth off
Nigel's cock briefly and smiled at Santa and said, "Of course!
I'd love it!", and he maneuvered a bit so his ass was out to the
side and available for the jolly Christmas icon to pound at and then he
turned his head back to the pleasant task of sucking on the reindeer's
cock.Santa
did not waste any time and moved his face in and spat several times at
Nick's hole and worked some saliva into him, then spat on his fingers
to spread it around on his dick, then he pushed the fat head against
Nick's hole and firmly pressed. Nick relaxed and pushed slightly
to open himself up and Santa's thick cock slid right into the snug
tunnel. Santa began to slowly build up a rhythm as he bucked
against Nick's ass. He moaned and began to hump faster as he
rapidly began to work up to an orgasm in the tight teenage hole.James
was enjoying licking at Nigel's massive balls, but his favorite thing
was to get his cock sucked and he suddenly wondered if Nigel might be
interested in helping him out with that. He stood up and moved
around to the front of the reindeer and stood with his stiff cock
bobbing just in front of Nigel's face. The reindeer immediately
smiled and extended his tongue to lick at the treat presented to him.
James moved a bit closer and Nigel opened his mouth and sucked
the boy's cock head right in and began to suck greedily at it.
James moaned at the wonderful sensation and he grabbed onto
Nigel's massive rack of antlers and pulled himself in, thrusting hard
at the reindeer's face. Nigel moaned and easily took the length
of James's cock right to the root.Kevin had his tongue as deep
as it would go inside Nigel's back side and he loved the taste of big,
muscular reindeer so much that his head began to spin. He was
going to reach orgasm very soon. He reached up with his left hand
and began to fondle Nigel's big, warm balls while he intensified his
tongue work on the reindeer's sensitive anus. He took his own
cock in his right hand and began to jack it furiously as he moaned and
worked himself closer to the edge.Santa moaned loudly as he
watched Kevin enjoy the erotic act of servicing the big reindeer's
asshole and he began to grunt as he thrust himself harder and faster at Nick's ass.Nick
reached under himself and began to jack his cock while he desperately
tried to suck as much of Nigel's massive tool down into his throat as
he could manage.Nigel began to moan loudly around James's cock
as he started to lightly thrust his own cock at Nick's face to try to drive the whole thing down the boy's throat. The
big reindeer was about to pop and he couldn't hold out any longer.
The sensation of Kevin's tongue working his asshole so well inside and out, and
the pleasure of thrusting as much of his cock as he could down Nick's
warm, tight throat combined with Kevin's fondling of his big balls, and
having James's proud young tool oozing pre-cum into his mouth pushed
Nigel over the top and his orgasm crashed into him with more power than
he'd felt in a very long time. He shuddered and moaned as his
massive balls tightened up and he shot an incredible load of cum up the
long shaft of his cock and right down Nick's throat.Nick pulled
back a bit and the next massive volley of cum from the reindeer
completely filled his mouth and he moaned as he slowly began to swallow
it down. It was thick and hot and tasted musky and there was so
much of it that he couldn't swallow fast enough as more and more jets
filled his mouth. He worked his cock harder as the incredible
sensation of Santa's thick cock filling him up and rubbing along his
sensitive sphincter and the fat head bumping up against his prostate
sent Nick reeling and the biggest orgasm he'd felt in ages rocked his body hard.Kevin could feel the
reindeer's big sphincter pulsing as it squeezed his tongue and his huge
balls tightened up in Kevin's hand and he knew that Nigel was pumping
gallons of cum down his friend's throat and it dove him right to the
edge as well. He worked his cock faster and quickly tensed and
moaned as he shot his load out onto the grass.Santa moaned as
he watched what was going on and he could feel Nick's anus suddenly
clamp down hard and begin to pulse as Nick's orgasm hit him.
Santa roared and slammed himself hard into Nick and shot his load
right into him. He pumped hard as his big balls dumped everything
they had into Nick.James could take no more either and the
sound of everyone around him losing themselves in their pleasure pushed
him to the edge. Nigel was the best cock sucker James had ever
encountered and the reindeer's tongue was so long that as he sucked
James's entire length into him he was able to extend his tongue and run
it out under James's balls to work them over. James held tight
to the reindeer's rack and began to hump harder at Nigel's face,
rubbing his balls against the reindeer's tongue and finally the
combined sensations drove him the rest of the way and he exploded into
Nigel's mouth as he shouted his pleasure.All five of the
rutting males dumped every bit of cum their balls could produce out
into one or another, or onto the ground as their orgasms continued to
pummel them for what felt like ages before they finally began to settle down.Santa's
humping finally slowed to a stop and he held still for a bit to allow
the last of his cum to leak into Nick before he finally pulled out.
Nick reluctantly let Nigel's softening, still dripping cock slip
from his mouth as it retreated back into its sheath. Kevin pulled
his tongue out of Nigel's rectum and took one last look at the
incredibly appealing hole before he gave it a quick kiss and then let go of Nigel's tail and moved
back to sit on the grass. James sighed and pulled out of Nigel's
mouth, then dropped to his knees and kissed the reindeer on the mouth
and wrapped his arms around Nigel's neck and gave him a tight hug."That was amazing. Thanks so much," he said, and he went to sit with Kevin.Nick moved to join the others while Santa stood up and stood beside Nigel as he grinned at the boys."That
was the most fun I've had in years. You boys are really great at
this just as I knew you'd be. Nigel and I would love to spend a
hell of a lot more time with you but it will have to be another time.
We really have to get going. I have to get my run done
before midnight. Get your clothes on, quickly," Santa said.The fat old man got up and
suddenly there was a blur again as red socks, underwear, pants,
suspenders, coat, black boots, fur-lined hat and mitts all suddenly flew back inward
like they were being sucked into a vortex. Then Santa Claus stood
before them completely dressed while the boys had only got as far as
getting their incredibly dirty underwear back on and were
stepping back into their jeans.The boys went as fast as they
could and jumped into their boots, threw on their shirts, parkas and
mitts and ran to the sleigh that Santa had already boarded after getting Nigel hooked back onto it."There's
not a lot of room up here," Santa said, "Nick, come and plant your
sweet ass down on Santa's crotch where it belongs. James, get
behind us and grab on to Santa's big sack and hold it tightly.
Kevin, Nigel wants you to ride him hard, but for now you should
just get on his back so he can carry you."They quickly complied to his orders and Santa said, "Hang on tight, boys!"Santa then took out his whip and cracked it hard.It
snapped sharply against the muscular buttocks of the big reindeer, who
suddenly let out a moan of delight as Santa shouted, "On, Nigel!"The
powerful reindeer's muscles bunched and they were off like a shot.Kevin
screamed as he nearly slid right off the back of the
massive animal before he managed to reach up and grab onto the big rack
for purchase, and James yelled as he almost rolled off Santa's big sack
full
of millions of microscopic presents. Nick whooped and yelled in
joy and he could already feel Santa's boner starting to build again
beneath him and poke at his ass.They
shot forward then turned
hard then twirled straight upward while the boys clung on to anything they could
to prevent being thrown off as they made for the hole in Jake's domain
that the platform would normally go up through. They entered the
base of the cloud and in just seconds they popped out the top.The
boys saw that what had once been a steamy jungle was now a frigid,
white wonderland blanketed in deep snow. It was breathtakingly
beautiful. Then, just as they came up through the hole, the sleigh
abruptly leveled off and landed hard in the snow right next to the edge."Sorry
boys, but this is as far as I can take you. Nigel and the sleigh
can't fly in Jake's domain. We've never figured out exactly why.
Nigel theorizes that it's due to the dipolar influxion of
conflabulatory mixmagification. He can be a real brainy nerd.
Anyhow, I
don't have the time to take you all the way to Jake's house the old
fashioned way by dragging
the sleigh through the snow. I've got to get rid of these
presents before midnight or I'm truly, deeply fucked. Or, as
Nigel would put it, I would suffer the effects of an intensely
unipolar, forcible insertion followed by an orgasmicalogical exfluxion
of rejaculatory essences of universally gargantuan proportions."Nigel looked back at them and nodded.The boys got down into the snow and looked up at Santa questioningly.James
asked, "How the hell are we supposed to get the rest of the way?
It's a two hour walk in the summer time. It would take half
a day with all this snow and ice around and it's getting dark already!""You'll
figure
something out, I'm sure. Say, do me a favor and deliver this gift
to Jake, won't you? I'm sure he wouldn't mind you using it
if you want," Santa said as he pulled a very large box out
of the back of the sleigh and handed it down to James."So, you're gonna abandon us here and you're gonna make us do your delivery for you?" James asked incredulously."You
really are the smart one of the bunch," Santa said and he winked, then he
cracked the whip again and Nigel moaned with delight, then turned and
pulled the sleigh right over the edge of the hole and they disappeared
without another word back down through the cloud to go on their run.The
boys all looked at each other in disbelief. Santa and his reindeer had fucked them
and then ran. I mean sure, he'd saved their lives and all, but
how could he just leave them here like this?They
looked around
at the snow covered landscape as the light continued to fade towards night. It looked a lot like their world
down below, but as usual everything was on an incredibly big
scale.Thankfully, it seemed nowhere near as cold up here as it had
been on the platform, or even down at ground level. That, combined with the amount of heat
they were going to be generating as they tried to plow through the snow
for hours, should ensure that they wouldn't be in danger of freezing to
death.Everything looked so different covered in snow,
just as it was down below, and it was difficult to even figure out
which direction they needed to go."Is that the train?" Kevin
asked as he pointed to a long and large hump of snow bigger than a bus,
whose odd shape stood out from the rest of the snowy landscape.They
ran up to it and began to dig at the side of it. A great deal
of snow suddenly slid off in an avalanche that nearly buried
them, but it clearly revealed the side of the train engine. There
was no way it would work with all of the snow and Jake had no doubt unplugged it from power, but at least it clearly
pointed them in the right direction. They worked their way to the
front of it and looked along where the track would be, deep under the
snow, and they could clearly see the trail through the trees that would
lead them straight to Jake the giant stallion's house."Man, this is gonna suck.
You'd think the old man could have at least given us some snow
shoes or something. What if we fall into the snow? It's
gotta be way over our heads!" Kevin complained.James
tentatively jumped up and down on the snow and said, "I don't think
we'll fall through. The scale of the snowflakes is bigger up here
too. They're holding us up no problem. It's gonna be a long
walk. We should get started."They all sighed and then began to walk."I thought Santa was a pretty cool guy, until he just dumped us here and left us," Kevin moped."Shut up! He is cool. I can't wait to see him again!" Nick exclaimed."Awww,
you're just saying that cuz you liked getting his fat cock up your ass and
you're full of his cum right now. He's a horny old bastard, I'll
give him that. He's got a tasty butthole and it's pretty tight too, which is surprising
considering what Nigel's probably done to it more than once," Kevin
said.The boys all snickered at that comment."I don't
think he'd leave us in the lurch," James said, "He seemed like a really
sweet guy. He wouldn't put us in any danger.""Bah, he even made us carry Jake's present all the way there for him!" Kevin said."It's
not that heavy," James said as he lifted the box a bit higher,
"It's weird though. All of the other presents were shrunk down.
Why do you suppose Jake's present is normal sized?"They
all suddenly stopped and looked more closely at the large, brightly wrapped box. It
did seem like a full sized gift. Why would Santa lug it around
like this instead of just putting one of his magic drops on it to
shrink it down?James worked it over in his mind and, being the smartest of them, he suddenly realized the answer. The gift had
been shrunk! This would be a normal sized present for the boys,
but it would be almost microscopic for the giant. This must be as
much as Santa's magic could shrink it! If that was the case, how big would it be if it were normal sized?"He
did shrink it! Don't you guys see? Jake couldn't use
anything this small. He's 65 feet tall for fuck's sake!" James
exclaimed."That makes sense," Nick said, pretending to understand what James was saying."Wait," Kevin
said, "If it's been shrunk, what happens to it if we don't get it
over to Jake's house by midnight? Maybe it's not safe to carry
it. Does anyone know what time it is?""You're right.
Good thinking. I'm sure as hell not gonna carry it if it
might suddenly expand to the size of a house while I'm still holding
it!" James exclaimed as he set the package down."Maybe we
should just leave it here. It probably won't take Jake more than
twenty minutes to come and pick it up himself tomorrow," Kevin suggested."Yeah, that might be the best thing to do," James agreed."I
wanted to watch him open it," Nick said, sounding disappointed, "I
wanted to see what Santa would give a giant horse for Christmas.""Well, he did say Jake probably wouldn't mind us using it. Should we open it up and see what he got?" Kevin asked.The
boys agreed that was a good idea and without hesitation they tore into
the package with glee. There's something about wrapping paper
that brings out the greedy bastard in everyone. You just have to
know what sort of great shit is hidden inside there and it's difficult to
control your enthusiasm once you get started ripping into it. You
can be the kindest, gentlest, sweetest guy ever, but when someone puts
a wrapped present in front of you you suddenly become the Tasmanian
fucking devil and you tear into it in a blurred frenzy. Nothing
else in the world matters, nor will matter, until you get through that
fucking paper and find out what's inside it. I love opening
presents! It's like finding that big X and knowing the buried
treasure is right there and you're about to find out what it is.
I never get tired of that shit. But I digress...The boys laughed as strips of paper flew in every direction and they finally had the box completely exposed."Wow!" Nick exclaimed."Holy fuck! Awesome!" Kevin shouted."Whoa," James said, "This is cool!"The
picture on the side of the box was of a snowmobile racing through a
snowy forest. Through the clear cello across the top they could
see into the box and inside was a very cool looking remote control
snowmobile with fully articulated independent suspension, a real belt
to drive it on the snow, and fully functional steering and headlamp.
The detail on the toy was amazing. It came complete with a
pistol-grip radio and batteries. They could not
believe their eyes. Jake was gonna love this cool toy!"Can we try it out, James, please?" Nick begged."I don't see why not. Let's see if the batteries are good."They
opened the box and Nick reached in and pulled out the radio.
Kevin brought out the snowmobile and set it down on the snow.
James got the packs of batteries out of the box and broke them
open. They put the batteries into the radio and the vehicle and
they flipped the switch on both.Nick squeezed the trigger on
the remote and the headlight came on and the snowmobile shot forward
with a powerful whine of its brushless electric motor."Holy fuck, it's
awesome!" he shouted as he raced the little ski-doo around, jumping
over humps in the snow and doing fast, digging turns that threw up
showers of snow.They all took turns with the cool toy and laughed and whooped at how fast it could go.Finally,
James called a halt and said they should try to save some of the
battery power for Jake. They had a long walk ahead of them and
they should really get started.He picked up the small
snowmobile and took it over to the box to put it back in, but he
hesitated and set it down in the snow instead."What's this?" he asked, as he reached into the box and pulled out a note.Stuck to the note was a green syringe.The note said, "Have a merry Christmas, Jake! I know you're gonna enjoy your present this
year more than any I've ever given you before. I'll be coming to pick
the boys up right after my run. Have as much fun as you can before
midnight. Wish we could be there to enjoy it with you. Try not to wear
yourself out. Save a bit of that sexual energy for us. I'll see you as
soon as I can. We love you to bits you sweet, crazy bastard!"The note was signed, "Your favorite fuck buddies, Nigel and Santa."James pulled off the green syringe that was stuck to the note and looked at it."Holy shit! Is that what I think it is?" Kevin asked excitedly.A wide grin split James's face as he said, "I think so! Let's try it and see! Everyone get back!"Kevin and Nick picked up the box and the radio for the ski-doo and moved well away.James pulled the cap off the green syringe and
stood as far to the side of the small radio controlled toy as he could
and leaned way over and stretched his arm out as far as he could while
he carefully squeezed the plunger to coax out a
single drop of the clear liquid, which he let fall onto the small scale
snowmobile.Almost immediately the toy shot up to its full size.
Of course, a full sized toy ski-doo for a giant is actually a bit bigger than a
full scale real vehicle to the boys. The snowmobile was now the
perfect size for riding. The three of them would easily fit on
its long seat if they tucked in close together.Nick laughed as he ran up to James and yelled, "That's amazing! Let me do the other part!"He then took the green syringe and set the radio down and squeezed out a drop onto it.James
and Kevin both yelled "No!" but it was too late. The drop fell
and hit the radio and in an instant it grew to its normal size.
Of course, a normal sized radio for a giant is far too big for a
boy to operate. The radio stood much taller than Nick now, and
the trigger was almost out of reach and way too massive for them to
ever
be able to squeeze, let alone trying to turn the now monster truck
sized wheel on the side of the radio that controlled the steering of
the toy. It took a few more moments for Nick to
realize his mistake, because he's not really the brightest, but we love
him to bits anyways, the sweet, dumb lunkhead.The snowmobile was now the perfect size for them to ride, but
they had no way to operate it anymore because the radio was far too
big. They could have actually used the ski-doo to get to Jake's
place in just minutes instead of having to walk for hours, but they'd lost their chance.Kevin shook his head and
said, "Nick, I love you man, I really do, but have I ever
told you I've known a few people who are smarter than you?"Nick blushed in embarrassment and said, "I'm really sorry guys. I didn't really think that one through."James
went over to him and put a hand on his shoulder and said, "Aww, don't
beat yourself up. It's no big deal. We're just back to
hoofing it is all.""Wait, was there a red syringe? Can we shrink the radio back down?" Kevin asked."There wasn't one attached to the note," James said, "But I suppose it might have got knocked off."He went back to rummage in the box the toy came in. Sure enough, at
the bottom, lodged under some of the packaging, he found a red plastic
syringe. It must have been stuck to the note too, but had
dislodged at some point during transport.He let out a whoop and
got up and went over to the radio and squeezed a drop onto
it from the red syringe. Sure enough, the giant-sized radio
immediately shrank back down and became a boy-sized radio."Yeah!" the boys all shouted at once.James
replaced the cap on the red syringe and tucked both syringes into his pocket and then grabbed the radio and went
to get on the full sized snowmobile as he shouted, "Get on you guys!"Nick got
on behind him and scooched in close and reached past James to grab on tightly to the handle
bar of the ski-doo to lock James and himself in place so James could
work the radio. Kevin got on behind Nick and wrapped his arms
around both boys tightly.James
squeezed the trigger on the radio and, with a loud whine of its powerful
electric motor, the ski-doo shot forward and they began to race towards the giant stallion's house.The
ride was incredibly exhilarating. The
snowmobile was rocketing along at a much higher speed than the train
ever
did. They were gonna be at Jake's house in no time. They
all yelled in delight as James turned the wheel on the radio and the
ski-doo
swerved left and right. He jumped it over small drifts and wove
between the massive trees as they all yelled and whooped and cheered at
the thrilling ride. They were having more fun than they'd had all
winter and they made the most of it. They carved tight circles in
the snow and raced across the open stretches at top speed, their eyes
watering from the cold wind as they blasted across the landscape,
laughing non-stop.Finally, just as they saw Jake's house
coming up out of the darkness into the beam of the ski-doo's headlight,
they noticed their speed beginning to drop off dramatically."Shit, I think we ran the batteries down," Kevin said.The
headlight got dimmer and began to flicker as the motor switched from a
powerful whine to a low hum and they finally stuttered to a stop just
outside of Jake's yard."I hope Jake has fresh batteries or he won't get to enjoy the Christmas present Santa gave him," Nick said."Well, he'll like the ones we got him I'm sure. Let's go," James said as they all got off the snowmobile.He
pulled the red syringe out of his pocket and let a drop go onto the
ski-doo to shrink it back down to a boy-sized toy again so they could pick it up and take
it with them.Jake had been keeping up with shoveling his walk so the path
up to his front door was clear and easy going. At the same time
as he'd ordered the boy-sized remote for the elevator platform back in the summer, he had
also installed a boy-sized doorbell at the base of the door frame
within their reach and a ramp going up the side edge of the front steps so
they could come up to the door and let him know when they'd arrived.
They walked up and rang the bell and waited.They could hear the heavy footsteps of the giant as he approached and then the outside light came on and the door swung open.Jake
the giant stallion looked down at them and his face lit up like a kid
on Christmas morning as a huge grin stretched across it."I
don't believe it!" the giant shouted in joy, "I wasn't expecting to see
you guys until spring! What an incredible surprise!""Merry Christmas, Jake!" the three grinning boys shouted in unison.Tears
welled in the stallion's eyes as he crouched down and put his hand palm up
for them to climb on to. He brought them up to his face and
gently rubbed the side of his long horse face against them affectionately as they kissed him."Christ,
you guys have no idea how happy you've made me. I get so lonely
on Christmas Eve up here by myself. I couldn't even have Santa over
to screw around this year. He was too busy. I'm so happy to see
you!" Jake exclaimed."We're happy to see you too. Santa
sent your Christmas present along with us. We're sorry, but we
used up the batteries getting here on it," James said as he pointed
down at the radio controlled snowmobile.Jake
looked down at the
tiny toy in puzzlement and said, "That's weird, I already have one of
those, but of course it's normal sized, not tiny like that one.
He gave it to me last year. I was fooling around with it
just yesterday. He knows I love that radio controlled shit. I guess
maybe he just forgot I already had one. I've never seen him make
a mistake like that before.""If you set me down, I can put it back to full size for you," James said."Huh? How would you do that?" Jake asked as he set the boys down next to the toy."With this," James said as he pulled the green syringe from his pocket."Holy shit!" Jake exclaimed, "He usually doesn't let anyone screw around with that! It could be dangerous!""We've
been careful. It's fine, look," James said, and he squeezed out a
drop on the ski-doo and it instantly grew to its normal giant size, which was toy sized for Jake.He put a drop on the radio as well and it grew to its proper size too.The giant stallion picked up the toy snowmobile and the radio and put them inside the
house and then he waited as James came inside and he closed the door."Thanks, James. I'll put the toy away later," Jake said.The boys pulled off their mitts and parkas and
threw them in the corner and went into the house. They didn't want to take their heavy
boots off their sweaty feet just yet. That was for Jake to enjoy.The
giant chestnut stallion lay down on his side on the plush carpet of his
front room with his head propped up on his hand and elbow as the
boys all came up near his head and sat down to face him.They all grinned at each other for a while."How long can you guys stay?" Jake asked, "Aren't your parents gonna worry with you being out tonight?"The
boys all shook their heads and James said, "I told my mom and dad I'd
be at Nick's. Nick told his he'd be at Kevin's, and Kevin told
his he'd be at mine. We're old enough that they don't bother to
check. It shouldn't be a problem if we get back by morning.""Well, there's one problem," Kevin said, "We accidentally broke the elevator.""Oh, shit!" Jake exclaimed."We're
really sorry! Please don't be mad! We didn't know it would
happen! We thought it would be alright to use it just once!
We'll pay to have it fixed!" Nick lamented."Jesus
Christ, I don't care about that!" Jake shouted, "You guys could
have died on that thing! I asked you not to use it when it was so
cold! I could never live with myself if you guys got hurt on my
account!"James said, "Sorry. It was my idea. I just really wanted to see you. Santa saved our asses though.""He even fucked my ass!" Nick grinned.Jake smiled and said, "That doesn't surprise me. He's a horny old bastard and I love him for it.""He brought us up through the hole but then he just abandoned us there instead of bringing us all the way here," Kevin grumbled."Well,
you can't blame him, Kev," Jake said, "The dipolar influxion of
conflabulatory mixmagification prevents Nigel and the sleigh from being
able to fly up here and he wouldn't be able to spare the time to drag
the sleigh along the snow the old fashioned way. He's got millions of kids
to keep happy tonight and they have to be his priority. You couldn't expect him to let them all
down just to make things easier for you. He's usually pretty
crafty and he must have known you'd be able to get here no problem."Suddenly
the giant stallion snapped his fingers and said, "That's it! That's why he
gave me another remote control ski-doo even though he knew I already
had one. It was for you guys to use to get to me! He knew
you were the best thing that could possibly happen to me on Christmas
so he made sure you'd get here, and have fun doing it! I love
that guy!"The
boys all laughed. That had to be it.
They thought that Santa had let them down, but in the end he'd
handed them exactly what they needed. It had been an absolute
blast riding the snowmobile here. They would have to thank
him later when he came to get them to bring them back down."So you all got to mess around with Santa? I've done that a lot. He's one hell of a great fuck," Jake said.The boys all grinned and nodded."We
didn't just mess with Santa," Nick said, "We got to screw around with
Nigel too! I got to suck his massive cock and it was almost like
it would be if I got to suck yours. If you were my size I mean.
I hope I get to feel his big reindeer cock get pushed up my butt
some day so I can imagine it's you."The giant stallion grinned at Nick and said, "Somehow
I'm not surprised that you were open enough to try that with a reindeer.
What about you, Kev? Did you do your usual thing? How
did you like it?""It was fucking awesome!" Kevin exclaimed"Yeah,
it was great," James agreed, "Nigel gives great head. I hope we
get to do it again some day. Like Nick said, it was sort of like
it might be if we could mess around with you if we were all the same
size. Nigel is absolutely beautiful and he's horny as hell, just
like you. We really enjoyed it.""Nigel's pretty awesome," the giant stallion said, "He and I have fucked each other more times than I can
remember. He's not some dumb animal. He's incredibly sweet
and probably the smartest guy I know. He's a hell of a wild fuck
when he gets going and he really gives my ass a good workout. He's full of passion like you wouldn't
believe. I don't even want to tell you some of the things we get
up to.""But,
how the hell would that work?" James asked, "He's a lot bigger than us,
but still not nearly big enough for you! He'd fit in the palm of
your hand, just like us, and there's no way he could remotely fill your
ass up. We can screw around with
you because we have hands and can use them to climb all over you.
It would be hard for him since he's got hooves. He has to
stay on the ground.""That's
right," Jake said, "He does. We find ways to have fun all year long, but we only get to really fuck properly
on Christmas Eve when Santa sometimes has a bit of free time before his
yearly run. Normally, Santa comes here early in the day so I can
have some fun with Nigel before they start their run. He uses his
drops on the reindeer to..."The giant stallion's voice trailed off as a look
of dawning comprehension came across his face, and he suddenly smacked
his forehead like he was an idiot."Did my present from Santa come with a note?" he asked.James
nodded, "Yes, sorry, I never thought to bring it along. He
wished you a merry Christmas from him and Nigel. He said they
love you to bits and he
wished they could be here to enjoy your present with you. He said
you would like it better than any present he ever gave you before.
He said he would be back to pick us up after his run and you
should have as much fun as you could before midnight. It seems a
bit strange that he thought you'd like a toy snowmobile better than
anything he ever gave you before, when he gave you exactly the same
thing last year.""Was the note attached to the box?""No, it was attached to the syringes inside the box," James said."Oh,
that beautiful, brilliant, fat, wonderful, sweet, crazy bastard!" Jake exclaimed, "The radio
controlled toy wasn't his gift to me! It was the syringes!
Fuck I love that guy!"James, being the brightest of the boys, was the first to realize what Jake was getting at and he shouted, "Holy shit!"Kevin caught on too and said, "Oh, fuck! This is gonna be great!"Nick said, "Huh? Why would he give you the syringes? They're only good
on Christmas Eve and they're just to grow your toy to its normal size."The
giant stallion looked at the confused boy and said, "Nick, I love you
man, I really do, but have I ever told you that I've known a few people
who are
smarter than you?"Nick looked blankly at the giant horse's face and asked, "Am I missing something?"Jake smiled and asked, "Do you remember that first time we all got
together last summer? Remember when you said you wished I was
normal sized so you could suck my cock for real?"Nick nodded but, not being the brightest kid ever, he still hadn't figured it out."You
even just said that you'd love to have Nigel push his big reindeer cock
into your ass so you could pretend it was me! Wouldn't you rather
actually do it with me? We could do it if we were both the same
size!" Jake exclaimed.Nick
continued to stare blankly at Jake, and then to confirm that he still
wasn't getting it, he simply blinked a couple of times and said nothing.The stallion sighed and said, "James, could you please show him?"James was already fishing the green syringe out of his pocket."Everyone get away from Nick for a sec," James said, "Nick, stretch your hand out towards me as far as you can."Nick stretched his arm out and James stretched his out too, then carefully
squeezed out one drop from the syringe and let it fall on Nick's hand, and then quickly ran out of the way.Almost immediately Nick began to grow to massive proportions while he shouted, "Oh, I get it!"He was now giant-sized!"Holy fuck!" yelled Kevin, "My turn!"James laughed and went over to Kevin, who was now holding his hand out, and dripped a drop onto it.Kevin
shot up in size to match Nick. The two boys were now the size of
teenage giants and standing nearly as tall as Jake the giant stallion.They all laughed and Nick looked down at tiny James and said, "What are you waiting for? Come on up!"James
said, "I think I'd better not. We need someone who can control
the syringes. If I grow too, then who can shrink us back down
again?"Jake
said, "Don't worry about it, James. Just like Nick and Kev, your
clothes will grow too, along with anything you have
in your possession. That's the way the magic works or only the
wrapping paper on Santa's gifts would change size and not the bows or
the stuff inside the packages. The
syringes will grow right along with you as long as you're holding them
or have them in your pockets. Even if we fuck
something up, we only have to wait until midnight and everyone goes
back to normal. Go ahead."James
grinned and squeezed out a drop from the green syringe onto the back of
his hand and the world around him suddenly began to shrink at a
nauseatingly rapid rate. Of course, the world wasn't really
shrinking; he was simply growing into it.He
looked around in wonder as Jake's home was suddenly the perfect size.
He would actually be able to sit comfortably on the sofa now,
where all he could have done before was run around underneath it and
play with the dust bunnies.Jake the giant stallion
grinned from ear to ear and tears welled in his eyes as he was finally
able to give his boys a proper hug. He went from one to the next
and gave them a quick kiss and wrapped his big arms around them. They were all the size of teenage giants now."Oh,
fuck! This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Jake
shouted while tears of joy streamed down his horse face.Nick immediately
dropped to his knees and began working the zipper on Jake's
pants. He pulled the giant's pants open and immediately buried
his face into his crotch. The stallion's cock was already
thickening rapidly and rising up from the sheath to stretch out to its
full eighteen-foot length, but thanks to Santa's magic drops Nick was
now huge enough that he would be able the end of it right into his
mouth. The giant teenager lovingly rubbed his face against the
horse's massive tool as it continued to grow the rest of the way.
He turned his face in and began nipping at the shaft of the
hard, thick tool.
He couldn't wait to get it in his mouth, but Jake pushed him back."Let's not get going too quick," the stallion said, "I want to undress you guys properly
for a change and savor this moment."The boys all grinned and James said, "Let us undress you first, then you can open your presents."Jake smiled and he lay back down on the rug on his back and waited.Nick was
the first to approach and he grabbed the bottom of the colorful sweater
Jake was wearing and
pulled it up along his heavily muscled frame and right over his
horse-shaped head while Kevin and James each grabbed a leg of
Jake's pants and yanked them down his thick legs and off him. The
giant stallion was wearing
nothing but his underwear and thick winter socks now and he looked more
appealing to them than ever. They couldn't wait to rub themselves
against his beautiful chestnut hide. His long, dark chocolate
colored
mane flowed out beside his head and down behind his back on the floor
and the sexy, chocolate colored forelock that grew between his long
horse ears came down over his forehead and partly covered one of his
big,
beautiful stallion eyes as he waited in anticipation for the boys to
finish undressing him.They
drunk in the look of him for just a few moments more as they scanned
from his noble equine head atop his broad muscular shoulders down past
his wide, thick chest with its soft, chocolate colored chest hair down
the treasure trail that was now partially obscured by the massive,
long, thick, hard horse cock that stretched up out of his underwear
along his hard, flat belly. Their gazes wandered down past the
massive bulge of his sack inside the underwear to his thickly muscled
thighs that were slightly parted with his long, flowing, dark chocolate
colored tail down on the floor between them.They could wait no longer to get busy with the beautiful stallion and James and Kevin each
pulled off a sock and threw it aside while Nick moved in and rubbed his face
lovingly against Jake's massive balls through his underwear. The boy then
kissed Jake's big sack through the fabric and then carefully pulled the briefs down Jake's
legs and off, and then threw them aside.Nick was the gay one and he'd
been deeply in love with Jake ever since he'd first seen him, but it
was really hard to show it properly given the difference in their
sizes. Now he could really get in there and show him how he felt.
He crawled up the sexy horse-man and lay on top of him so they were
face to face."I love you so much, Jake. I can't tell you
how glad I am to be able to do this...", Nick said as he put both hands on the beautiful stallion's cheeks and pressed his
lips to Jake's muzzle and extended his tongue.The
stallion moaned and put his big arms around the boy and extended his
long tongue and they necked passionately for several minutes while
Kevin and James watched, smiling, as their best friend finally got to
do what he'd wished for for so long.When the two finally pulled apart Jake said, "I love you too, Nick. I want to undress you now, OK?"Nick
nodded and rolled off and the stallion moved into position down by
Nick's feet and began to work at
the laces on the boy's big winter boots. He quickly pulled one of
them off and the wonderful, rich aroma of Nick's dirty sock hit him
immediately. Jake moaned and lifted Nick's foot up and planted
the end of his muzzle right under the toes and took a long, deep sniff
through his wide nostrils while his
eyes rolled up into his head."Holy fuck! You smell amazing! How long have you been wearing these socks?" Jake asked.Nick
smiled and said, "We've all been wearing our socks and underwear to
every gym class since school started. It's our Christmas gift to
you. Merry Christmas!"Jake looked at Kevin and James, who
were grinning and nodding at him. Tears slipped down the stallion's big cheeks
again as he grinned back at them with a look of utter joy."You guys have no idea what that means to me. You really get me!" Jake exclaimed."And
now you get us, so hurry up and finish undressing us so we can get
busy! We've only got about six hours 'till midnight!" James urged.The stallion grinned and turned back to the task at hand. He pulled off Nick's
other boot, then his shirt and pants. He quickly drove his big muzzle
into Nick's crotch to inhale the scent of his dirty underwear and he
moaned again. Then he undressed Kevin, and finally James, leaving
them all with just their dirty underwear and socks.He
had them
all lie down on their backs and lift their feet together so he could
press them all against his muzzle at once. He moaned and
shuddered and his nostrils flared
at the incredible aroma of three sweaty teenagers' feet, encased in
their filthy gym socks, all pushing at his wide muzzle at once.
He deeply inhaled the wonderful scent and then he turned his
horse face and rubbed his big cheek against the soles of their socked
feet
with vigor. He had never enjoyed anything as much as this.
The boys had done an incredible job getting his Christmas gift
ready for him. Jake had enjoyed this type of kinky fetish since
he was a young giant and somehow his love for it only increased when
he'd become the shape of a horse and his animal instincts drove him
harder. The fact that his favorite boys were not only open to his
fetish, but willing to put some effort into giving him the best
experience they possibly could meant the world to him. They'd
been thinking of him and working up to this moment for months and he
loved them deeply for it. He could not be happier than he was
right now.He
went
on enjoying the wonderful smell of their feet for quite a long while
before he finally decided it was time to play with their underwear a
bit. He sniffed and snuffled at their crotches with his wide nostrils and rubbed his
long face affectionately at their bulges and kissed them. He pulled
the briefs off of Nick first, then held them in his hand and sniffed at
them. He pulled them over his muzzle so the crotch covered his nostrils
and he reveled in the wonderful scent of months of accumulated teenage ball sweat. He
pulled the underwear off of Kevin and James too, and then he took off
all of their socks. He put all of them in a big pile and drove
his muzzle into it and breathed the incredible essence of them. It
was amazing to be able to smell the dirty underthings of his boys at
full size instead of just in his little snuff box. He was over
the moon.Finally
he turned back to the boys and played with their feet. He kissed
and licked at the soles of their feet, sucked their toes, and licked
the sweat and salt in the gaps between their toes with his incredibly long tongue. Then he moved
up to their crotches and licked them all clean there. He licked
at their butt cracks, tongued their holes, sucked and slurped at their
hard young cocks until he finally couldn't hold out any longer.He
turned to Nick and said, "I've wanted to fuck you for so long. Do
you think you could take a horse cock? I'll be as gentle as I
can, but I want you so bad it won't be easy."Nick
grinned from ear to ear and nodded his head vigorously. Jake
lifted the boy's legs up and pushed them
forward towards Nick's chest to bring his ass up and into position.
He hooked Nick's ankles
onto his broad shoulders as he worked his knees forward to bring the
head of
his thick cock up to the boy's anus. His cock head was oozing a
steady flow of thick, clear pre-cum and he moved the blunt tip of it
around to lubricate the entrance to Nick's most private area, and then
he gently but firmly began to press himself forward against the boy's
sphincter.
Nick moaned as he relaxed and pushed out lightly to
allow the big head of Jake's cock to breach his anus and invade his
rectum. He inhaled sharply at the sudden fire as his sphincter
was stretched to its absolute limit. Jake stopped and held very
still with only the first few feet of the wide, blunt end of his cock
inserted into the giant teenager. He waited until Nick finally
relaxed again and smiled and nodded at the stallion to let him know he
was ready for more.Jake
groaned at the incredible feeling of finally being
able to shove his cock deep into his favorite boy as he pressed forward
again and slowly fed in a few more feet of the massive, slick, leathery
tool while Nick moaned at the pleasurable sensation of being stuffed
full of his stallion. Jake truly loved Nick
and he'd wanted to fuck his ass since the first time they'd met, but he
had no intention of hurting the boy. He wanted to plunge the
entire eighteen feet of his horsehood into Nick but he would control
himself and push in only as much as the boy could comfortably take, and
that turned out to be all of it.Nick's
eyes were closed and his head moved side to side as he groaned and
moaned from the incredible feeling of the massive log being shoved
slowly and completely into him. He absolutely loved it.
Jake continued to feed his giant tool into the giant teenager
until finally he reached the end and his massive balls bumped up
against Nick's backside. He couldn't believe he was able to
insert it all! He
moved his knees up further along the floor and leaned in, bending Nick
nearly
in half so that he could move his face right in beside Nick's head and
whisper in his ear,
"You've always been my favorite you incredible, sweet guy. I love
you so much."He
then inserted his tongue into the boy's mouth
and
they necked passionately as tears of joy streamed down the side of
Nick's face. The stallion pulled his hips back to slowly withdraw
his massive cock and then stopped just before it came right out and
smoothly began to push it back in to more moans from Nick. When
he was sure Nick was ready, Jake began to increase the length and power
of his stroke as he lifted his ass up and then thrust down and started
to lustfully pound
away at the teenager beneath him while Nick shouted for him to go
faster and harder as his own lust overtook him. His muscular,
chestnut colored ass bobbed up and down faster and faster and his long,
dark chocolate colored tail flowed throught the air as it whipped back
and forth and the stallion rutted harder and harder against Nick.Kevin
and James were so turned
on to see the giant stallion cutting loose on their best friend that
they began
to work their own cocks and moaned as they watched Jake work himself
into a frenzy. They couldn't stand not being a part of it so
James
moved in beside them and reached in and cupped Jake's massive balls in
his
hand and began to caress them while the giant horse fucked his best
friend
hard. Kevin grinned and came up behind Jake's big, muscular ass
and lifted the stallion's long tail and moved his face in and gave the
big horse's anus a long lick.Jake
moaned at the new sensations and slowed down his bucking against Nick
to give the other boys a better chance to work his balls and his
asshole. He made his thrusts into Nick slower and smoother and
Kevin's face matched the movements of the stallion butt perfectly so
that he was able to insert his tongue right into Jake's big anus and
savor the musky taste of the horses insides. James continued to
lightly rub the stallion's heavy, veiny, sweaty, musky, leathery balls with his
hands and he could already feel them beginning to tighten and lift as
the giant horse approached his orgasm. Kevin could feel the
horse's big anus begin to pulse lightly against his tongue and he knew
Jake was about to cum, so he lifted the stallion's tail higher and
jammed his tongue as far into his big, dirty asshole as possible and
worked it with a frenzy, rubbing his tongue as hard as he could against
the tasty ridges and down into the horse's rectum to rub it along the
smooth walls.The giant stallion had reached the limit of what
he could take and he was ready to blow. He pulled away from the
kiss he'd been enjoying with Nick and his long, dark mane whipped through the air as he tilted his head back
and shouted, "Awwww fuck!" as his orgasm slammed into him so hard
he nearly blacked out.
He shot ropes of hot horse cum into Nick's rectum repeatedly,
emptying his
big balls completely into the boy to have his sperm mingle with
Santa's. Again and again long jets of thick horse semen gushed
out like from a fire hose into Nick's bottom. It was the most satisfying
orgasm of the big stallion's life. He pounded away at Nick's ass
until the waves
of powerful electricity finally began to subside and he'd dumped enough
thick white cum into him to fill a swimming pool back down on Earth.
He slowed his humping to a stop, keeping his thick cock pushed as
far in to the giant boy as it would
go. He leaned forward again and began to lovingly neck with Nick
once again.Kevin and James sat back on the floor and went to
work on
their own cocks again and Jake finally pulled out of Nick and lowered
the teenager's ass
back to the floor and set his legs down on either side of him.
Nick's hand immediately went straight to his own straining cock
and he
began to jack it slowly while he smiled up at Jake with tears still at
the edges of his eyes from the intense feeling he'd had from being
filled with the stallion he'd lusted after for so long.Jake grinned and watched, then looked over at Kevin and James who were working their young cocks as well.He
was suddenly overcome with an urge to taste their seed in a big way so
he said to them, "Let's go to my bedroom. I've got a king sized
bed in there. There's room for all of us. Bring the
syringes, James."James grinned and went to his pants to grab the syringes out of the pocket and the boys followed Jake to his bed."You
guys remember that time I was on my back and you all stood in a circle
at my muzzle and did a circle jerk into my mouth?" Jake asked."Yup, I sure do," Nick said.Jake
grinned and said, "You guys shot a lot of cum, but because of the
difference in our sizes it was barely more than a few drops for me.
I want to taste your cum for real, better than ever. Get on
the bed in a circle. I'll get in the middle. Hit me with
the red syringe, James."They
got into position with the three boys on their knees in a circle and
Jake in the center. James squeezed out a drop onto Jake and the
giant
stallion suddenly began to shrink down to normal man size, which of
course would be
exceedingly tiny next to the giant-sized boys. Just as Jake
began to shrink he grabbed onto Nick's stiff young tool and hung on.
As he continued to shrink he was soon hanging off the boy's cock
and just as he finished shrinking he scrambled up onto the top of it
and straddled it as the stiff, young tool jutted out from Nick's body.
The miniature stallion grinned up at the three
giant boys and they all laughed. The tables had been turned and
it was Jake's turn to enjoy the magnificent, gigantic banquet of flesh
surrounding him."Come closer together boys," Jake said, "Bring the tips of your cocks together."The boys were on their knees and Kevin and James moved in closer so the tips of their cocks were almost touching Nick's.Jake
couldn't believe how amazing it was to have these three giant teenage
cocks under him. The massive, tumescent tools were throwing so
much heat off from the boys' intense arousal that the stallion began to
sweat from it. He was astounded at the beauty of all of this cock
flesh. The smell from their ripe and sweaty crotches floated over
to engulf him and he was in heaven.He carefully stood up on top of Nick's stiff
member and began to bounce up and down on it like it was a
diving board, then he bounced off it onto James's cock and jumped there
a
few times before he bounced over to Kevin's. The boys laughed as
the miniature chestnut stallion began to bounce from one cock to
another then
another with his thick mane and tail flowing behind him as he jumped.
The boys' cocks were so incredibly stiff from their playful
horniness that they
continued to bounce up and down even after the giant jumped off one
onto another and it made it a challenge for Jake to safely get from one
moving platform to the next.At one point he missed his landing slightly and a
foot came down right at the tip of Nick's giant cock head and hit a big drop of
precum that had oozed out. Jake slipped and fell into the gap
between the tips of all three cocks. By now the boys were
all oozing copious amounts of precum and he was immediately coated from toe to head on all sides with the slippery stuff as
he slipped through and plummeted down to a soft landing on the rumpled
blankets of the bed. He yelled and laughed all the way down.The
boys chuckled and he yelled up to them, "Let me see you work those
beautiful cocks! I'll just sit here in the middle of you all and
watch. I want you all to cum on me at once!"The gigantic
boys moved a bit further apart so they could all see Jake and aim their
cocks down at him and they grinned as they took them in hand and began
to jack off.The tiny stallion was mesmerized by the incredible sight.
The boys' balls were swinging back and forth from the energy
imparted to them from their enthusiastic jacking. Nick suddenly
reached over and put his left hand under James's balls and began to
fondle them. James smiled and reached over to do the same for
Kevin, who reached over and took Nick's balls in hand. The three
boys wanked hard while they fondled each other and their breathing
began to get more urgent, short and gasping as their orgasms began to
build. James felt Nick's balls begin to tighten up in his hand as
the boy began to moan urgently and it drove James to his own orgasm.
The two boys began to moan loudly as they reached the edge and
that made Kevin's orgasm slam into him. All three boys aimed
their cocks down at Jake between them and grunted and tensed as each
shot the first volley of cum.James
just missed the stallion's face but
hit him on the shoulder and chest with a big, heavy, hot wad of thick,
pearly cum. Nick's first shot hit Jake
square on the head and his open-mouthed horse face, and he was
instantly covered in boy spooge. His mouth was full and he
quickly gulped down the cum and opened his mouth wide again just
as Kevin shot and hit the stallion right in the back of the head
and
down his back coating his chocolate covered main and chestnut hide with
his thick cum.
Again and again they shot spunk at the miniaturized giant
stallion who had
his arms spread out and was turning in a circle with his incredibly
long tongue sticking out the end of his muzzle as the rain of thick
teenage
cum continued to splatter him from head to toe. The boys grunted
and moaned as they completely emptied their balls onto him and finally
they began to
settle down. The last of their cum dripped down around Jake and
he began to scoop up any that had missed him and spread it onto his
body. He was completely and thoroughly covered in the hot
spunk
of the three giant-sized teenage boys and he was in heaven.Jake
began to
shovel their cum into his mouth to slurp down as much as he could.
The three boys lay down on the bed and breathed heavily from
their exertion. Jake climbed up onto Nick and ran down his belly
to find his still slightly oozing cock head. He went to the base
and began to squeeze it as hard as he could to coax out the last of the
boy's cum and he moved up to the tip and slurped the large glob that
was leaking out. He was getting hugely turned on again and he
went back to Nick's pubes to play around there. The boy smelled
absolutely incredible and Jake spent quite a bit of time exploring
every nook and cranny just as the boys had done to him several times
before. He did the same to James, and then to
Kevin. He was overwhelmed by the amount of succulent flesh
surrounding him and he couldn't get enough. He climbed down into
Nick's mouth and the boy sucked on him for a bit to clean all of the
cum off him. He crawled up their
asses to explore in there thoroughly, then he climbed into Kevin's
mouth to the the boy suck on him and clean him off again. He
stuck his face in between their giant toes and licked them there, he
sniffed and liked at their pits, butt cracks and gigantic balls.
He explored and enjoyed
absolutely every square inch of them which of course, given the
difference in their sizes, would probably be better measured in square
yards.Suddenly
James interrupted his fun and said, "Jake, I need to go take a piss
really bad. Can you show me where the bathroom is?"Jake thought for a moment and asked, "Would you be willing to take part in a bit of kink with me?""What sort of kink?" James asked."Well,
I really like water sports, but usually when I play with someone,
they're so much smaller than me I get the equivalent of a few drops on
me even if they had a full bladder. I really love to play with a guy's piss once in a while, but
I just don't get enough usually, except sometimes on the morning of Christmas Eve with Nigel. I'm tiny now and you're
gigantic. I would really, really love to play with your piss,"
Jake said."Really? You want me to piss on you?" James asked, incredulous."Yeah, I'd love that.""Sure, that would be cool!" James exclaimed.The stallion grinned and said, "Awesome! The en suite bathroom is a wet room.
It's right over there. Pick me up and carry me in there."James
put his hand down palm up, just like Jake normally does for the boys,
and the tiny stallion climbed on. James carried him to the wet room and
the other two gigantic boys followed.The
bathroom was really
cool. It had really nice slate tiles going up the walls that had
been sealed against moisture.
There was no bathtub because it was in a separate bathroom down
the hall. The main bathroom was for getting clean or relaxing in
the tub, but this one was strictly designed for fun. Instead of
an enclosed shower there
were two brass shower heads at one end of the room with a short glass
wall between them to create two large stalls that were open to the rest
of the room. There were
drains in the floor under each shower head and an additional drain in
the middle of the room. It was clear that the whole room was
water proof and water, or any other wet thing, could be sprayed
anywhere, and the whole place hosed down to clean it up afterward."The floor's been rubberized and it's heated from underneath. Lay down on it James," Jake said.James
set the tiny horse down and then he lay down on the warm, rubber floor.
Jake climbed up onto him and went over to the boy's crotch.
James's cock was already starting to firm up again in anticipation
of the kinky thing he was about to do."We're gonna try
something Santa really likes me to do for him. He calls it the
Golden Geyser," Jake said, "Hold your cock up."James grabbed
his cock and held it so it pointed straight up. Jake climbed onto
his arm, then up to his hand, then shinnied up to the end of his cock
and sat on the tip of it, just over the piss slit."Let her rip whenever you're ready James. I'm gonna see how long I can balance on the stream," Jake said, grinning.James
the giant teenager
laughed and then grunted as he pushed hard with his bladder. To
the tiny horse the flow was like a gushing fire hose and the
powerful rush of piss began to actually start to
lift Jake up. The tiny stallion laughed and whooped as he
maneuvered
onto his belly and spread his arms and legs and allowed the rushing
blast to
carry him several inches above the end of the boy's cock, which of
course to Jake was more like several yards. It was
all James good do to try to keep the stream strong and steady while he
laughed but he'd been holding it a long time and had lots in his
bladder and he continued to push it all out. Kevin and Nick
busted out laughing at the sight of the
splayed out, miniature chestnut horse balancing on the powerful golden
stream of
piss like it was a great geyser lifting him into the air. Jake
wobbled and nearly fell off to the side occasionally as the powerful
golden spray pummeled him and pushed him around but he managed to
deftly maneuver back to the center.Finally,
the boy's strong stream began to dissipate and Jake
settled back down onto James's cock head, then quickly moved back onto
the boy's hand and turned to put his face at the piss slit and slurped at the weakening
fountain of golden liquid. James squeezed his pelvic muscle hard
to shoot the last few spurts of urine at Jake's face and the
miniature giant laughed at the unexpected blasts. He was covered from head to toe
with
James's piss and he loved it. He climbed back down and rolled
around in what had spattered onto the boy's pubic hair. He licked
at
the wonderful tasting treat and dunked his head into James's innie belly
button that was full of it. Jake had always been a fan of the
smell and taste of another guy's piss and the sensation of having it
pissed onto him, but this was way beyond anything he'd done with these boys before.
He wanted to step it up a notch."James, would you be OK with your friends taking a piss on you?" Jake asked.James didn't hesitate to say, "I wouldn't mind that at all. I think it would be cool!"Nick
and Kevin's faces lit up. They had never tried this bit of kinky
fun before. The idea of taking a long, hot piss right onto their
best friend was somehow incredibly erotic and titillating. They
had to try it.The boys wasted no time getting on either side of
James, who was still lying on the floor with Jake the tiny stallion sitting on James's flat
belly right next to his navel.Kevin had to take a piss really
bad so his stream erupted immediately. He aimed it right at Jake
and the tiny giant was nearly swept right off of James from the force
of it. He was saved by Nick's powerful yellow stream, which
struck him from the other side and kept the pressure against him equal
on both sides. He reveled in the incredible sensation of two
powerful, incredibly hot, massive streams of the teenagers' urine washing over him.
It was the most incredibly erotic thing he'd ever experienced and
he loved it. The chestnut stallion rolled around on James's belly as Kevin and
Nick continued to piss on their friend. They began to move their
streams up and down James's body and Jake chased them, trying to stay
under them as the boys laughed.James loved the sensation of the
hot piss of his best friends raining down on him. He wasn't sure
why they'd never tried this trick before. He suddenly wanted to
see what it felt like to have a big stallion take a piss right on him.Nick
and Kevin's bladders finally emptied and they squeezed their pelvic
muscles to coax out the last few squirts onto Jake, who then went back
and sat down right in James's piss-filled belly button and splashed some
of it up onto himself."Man, I want to try that too," Kevin said, "Jake, could we switch sizes so you could piss on me?""Me too!" Nick exclaimed."I
want you to piss on me too, Jake," James said, "I didn't know I'd like
this so much. I think I'd like to stay this size. I want to
know what it's like to have horse shoot his stream right out of his big
sheath onto me."Jake the stallion climbed down off of James and he grinned and said, "I'm cool with that."Kevin
had already gone to get the syringes out of the bedroom and brought
them in. He hit Jake with the green one and he grew back to giant
size. Jake took the syringes from Kevin and hit him and Nick with
the red one to shrink them back down to boy size. They
immediately crawled up onto James's belly and waited. Jake the
giant stallion smiled down at them and then he took his thick sheath in
his hand and aimed it at them. The boys were full of anticipation
as they looked up at this towering, muscular, beautiful chestnut horse
with his massive sheath in his hand getting ready to take a hot piss on
them.The giant stallion pressed with his bladder and the massive stream of horse piss began to flow. Nick and Kevin
rolled around on James's belly as the hot yellow stream washed over them."Hit my face, Jake," James begged.Jake
brought his stream up to James's face and shot it at his cheeks and lips
and the boy opened his mouth to taste it and moaned at the nasty thing
he was doing. He loved it. The giant stallion continued to empty his
bladder, running the stream back down to the two boys on James's belly,
then back up to James's face again. Finally the stream weakened
and then stopped.Kevin and Nick laughed and rolled around on
James's piss-soaked belly. They licked at his skin to taste it and
even dipped into his navel for more. They had tentatively tasted
their own piss occasionally out of curiosity but they had no idea how
much they'd enjoy it in huge volume coming from cock of a horse.
They resolved to engage in more water sports with each other in
the future.Nick and Kevin got off of James and Jake hit them with the
green syringe to bring them back to giant size and all four of them
went over to the shower heads to get cleaned off.Jake
the giant stallion and Nick shared one of the shower heads and they
necked passionately under the spray of hot water as they reaffirmed
their love for each other.Kevin
and James shared the other stall and had fun carefully washing each other
thoroughly. They lathered up and took each other's cocks in hand
and jacked them with the slippery soap until they shot their young
loads onto the floor.Jake got on his knees and sucked Nick's
cock until the boy popped in his mouth. He loved Nick the most
and he wished they could be together like this more. It was so
great to be the right sizes for each other for a change.After
they cleaned up, they all went back into the bedroom and had another fuck session. Jake pushed his big horse cock
into Nick again and fucked him slowly for a while and once again, James and Kevin couldn't resist getting involved.This
time James did his favorite thing and went around to straddle Nick's
head so that James's stiff tool bobbed right in front of Jake's muzzle.
The horse slurped the boy's tool in and began to suck it hard.
James loved the feeling of power he got from allowing another guy
to service his cock with their mouth. It was what he liked to do
best and he put his hands on either side of the big horse's face and
pulled the stallion hard onto his crotch to jam his cock fully into
Jake's mouth.Kevin went around behind Jake and lifted the
stallion's tail up in the air to expose his big anus again, but this
time instead of tonguing it he spat on it and then worked his finger
into the hot, tight hole. He absolutely loved to taste another
guy's asshole but he also loved to plow it with his cock and he hoped
that Jake would let him use him that way. He wasn't gay, but like
James, he got a certain sense of power when another guy allowed him to
use their asshole to bring himself pleasure.Jake
pulled his
muzzle off of James's cock for a moment and looked back at Kevin and
said, "Fuck me, Kev. Don't hold back." Kevin grinned and
spat on his fingers and spread it around on his cock and then moved
into position and held the big stallion's tail up while he pressed his
cock against the horse's warm anus and pushed. His cock head
popped right in and Kevin moaned as he thrust himself fully into the
stallion while Jake clenched his anus to give the boy the best
sensation he could. The stallion pulled his muscular ass back to
pull part way out of Nick's ass while pushing himself further onto
Kevin's cock, then he thrust forward again to pull his ass off of Kevin
and push his cock hard into Nick again. The horse's massive balls
swung back and forth as he began to build up a rhythm between them
while he rapidly worked towards yet another powerful orgasm.In no time at all Jake was once again
filling Nick with horse cum and Kevin was shooting into the stallion's
rectum as he pounded hard against him. James reached his orgasm
too and began pumping his load onto Jake's long tongue while the stallion eagerly sucked it all down. Nick
worked his own cock until he shot his load out onto his belly as they
all moaned and groaned through their pulsing orgasms.They all
bucked against each other for a while until finally their orgasms
started to fade and they slowed to a stop and pulled out and collapsed
into a satisfied heap on the bed."I love you boys so much," Jake said, "I wish this night could last forever.""We love you too, Jake," James said, "I'm so glad we decided to come up here tonight."They all hugged and kissed in turns and then began to fondle each other and things began to build up again.They
used the syringes to explore each other in ways they never
could have before. Kevin enjoyed being shrunk down while giant
James and Nick lay on their bellies on the bed with their legs spread.
Kevin eagerly licked and slurped at their giant assholes and
stuck his face right in them and reveled in the nasty and wonderfully
intimate way to enjoy his best friends. James shrunk down and
slid down into giant Nick's mouth and humped at his tongue until he
came and Nick loved it.They fucked and sucked
and licked and pissed and came and did other things while using red
drops here and green drops there to switch everyone's sizes this way
and that until they finally needed a break.They
switched back to
being the right size for Jake's house and showered once more and then
got their clothes and got dressed and went into the kitchen for a
snack.They looked at the clock and saw they still had a couple
of hours before midnight so they decided to go out and play with the
other present Santa had given them. Jake switched the batteries
in the full sized snowmobile, and then he hit the boys and the radio with the
red drops to shrink them back down. He then brought out the other
toy snowmobile that Santa had given him last year, and then hit its
radio and then himself with the red drops.Now
everyone was the
right size to ride the two snowmobiles. Kevin got on one while
holding the radio and James got behind him to grab the handle bars and
keep the two of them attached to the ski-doo. Jake got on the
other and Nick settled right in between his
legs, where he belonged.Jake the tiny-sized giant stallion grabbed the handle bars and Nick the normal-sized boy
worked the miniaturized giant radio of the giant-sized toy ski-doo as they took off like a shot and James and Kevin
launched themselves after them.They
had an absolute blast chasing each
other all over the place through the dark night. They jumped and
raced their ski-doos all over the snowy landscape and laughed until
they wore the batteries out and then they switched them out and did it
all over again.They had a ton of fun together in a way they
never could have done when they were their normal, disparate sizes
until finally, when
there was only about an hour or so left before midnight, they went back
into the house.They switched back to giant-sized, undressed, and
fucked like bunnies some more.Finally,
just as the witching
hour approached they ran out of steam.The
boys had all fallen asleep on Jake's bed from all
of the exertion. Jake wanted to make sure that when they shrank
at midnight with him still giant-sized and probably asleep, he wouldn't
accidentally roll over and hurt them, so he decided to let
them sleep on the bed and he would go elsewhere.He kissed each
of the wonderful boys on the forehead and then he went back into the
living room where they
had undressed, made himself small with the red drops, then went over to
the giant-sized pile of
incredible smelling socks and underwear that the boys had so
thoughtfully given him for Christmas. He crawled into the terrific
nest and rolled around in it sniffing and snuffling at the incredibly
rich bounty of terrific smells at this gigantic scale. It was the
best thing he'd ever enjoyed in his life and it brought tears to his
eyes from the deep love he felt for the boys for thinking of him this
way and giving him such a fantastic treat.He finally curled up on top of the cozy nest
for a nap, while enveloped in the sweet, wonderful
scent of the boys he loved so much.The miniaturized giant stallion fell asleep wearing the
most satisfied grin he'd ever worn in his long life.He woke several hours
later to a knocking at the door. He was now back to being
giant-sized and was sleeping on the carpeted floor, with the tiny socks
and underwear somewhere underneath him. He got up and stretched and yawned
as he walked over to the door and opened it. There stood a tiny Nigel pulling a tiny sleigh with a tiny Santa on it.Jake grinned and crouched down to pick up Santa and bring him into the house."Merry Christmas, Jake, you ho ho ho you!" Santa shouted.The stallion grinned and said, "Merry Christmas, Santa, you horny old fuck. I
can't thank you enough for your gift this year! It meant more to
me than I could ever describe. I had the absolute best night of
my entire life and I will never forget it! Thanks so much!""Awww,
it was nothing," Santa said, "You know I love you to bits you sweet,
crazy bastard, and I'd do anything for you. Nigel and I had a
great time screwing around with those boys and I knew you would too if
you were
all the right size for each other. We'll make it a regular thing
every Christmas Eve from now on. I'll bring the boys up at the
same time I bring Nigel for you to screw around with and we'll all cut
loose with the drops. I have a feeling they'd love to have a
stallion and a reindeer coming at them from both ends. These boys
are amazingly
open-minded."Jake grinned and nodded, "I imagine Nigel would love to get a more thorough shot at those boys."Santa
smiled and said, "I wanted to get another shot at them myself. I
was
hoping to get back here earlier and stretch Nick's hole some more but I got tied up with a few of
the people on my naughty list. Then after they untied me I had to
tie them up for a while, then they tied me
up again, then Nigel tied us all up and did stuff. It was a
really good time. I got here later than I expected. I think
I'd better just get
the boys home and into their beds. We don't want their parents
worrying about them."The boys had woken up and
climbed down the blankets of the bed to the floor, and they walked into
the front room and greeted Santa."Hiya, boys! Did you have a good time?" Santa asked."You
know it!" Nick shouted, "It was the best! Jake fucked me half a
dozen times by the time we were done! I love him so much! You have no idea how happy
you made me!"Santa
grinned and said, "That's what Christmas is
all about, the smiling face of a happy boy who's just
been fucked in the ass half a dozen times by the cock of a giant
stallion. All of you
were my Christmas gifts to each other this year. The drops were
just to make things as interesting as possible for you. We'll do
it again
next year and you'll have the whole day and Nigel and I will join in
for as long as we can before we start our run. For now, it's time
to
get you boys home. You must be exhausted after all the fun you
had.""Yeah,
I
think a good night's sleep will feel great," James said, "It's been a
busy night. It will be good to take a nice, relaxing ride on the
sleigh
going back. I'm sort of glad the elevator's busted. I
wouldn't want to have to ride that thing again in the cold, and I sure
as hell wouldn't want to hump through all that snow again down below to
get back home. It was an ordeal I'll never forget getting up here
tonight.""Yeah,
we've been up here tons of times to screw around with Jake and never
really had a problem, except the first time. It seems like
whenever the author gets involved it becomes a shit show. That
first
time, there was this whole rigmarole with seeds and cum and a hole and
electricity and temperature and a thunder storm and all this
complicated shit that happened to start our adventure. It turned
out it was just the
asshole author trying to make things more interesting. He likes
to screw with us a lot. If he hadn't got involved in today's
adventure things would have gone more smoothly. I'm pretty sure
he got us stuck on that
fucking platform on purpose, but it probably wasn't even
necessary. We almost froze to death!" Kevin grumped.The jolly old elf suddenly put a hand over one of the pockets of his gay, red velvet coat, like he was trying to hide something."Oh,
wow," chuckled Santa as he cleared his throat, "What a, umm, rude thing
to uh, to do to you on purpose for no reason. That author can be
a real
asshole, right? We should all file a complaint with the SoFurry
website admin or something. That shit, uh, it shouldn't be
allowed.
That's what I think. Yeah."James
saw the guilty look on Santa's face and he suddenly became as
suspicious as the author had suddenly become. Something was a bit
off here. The quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
comes to mind. Of course, Santa was a fat, horny old man and
certainly no lady, but the point I was trying to make was that his reaction was a bit too strong and seemed
oddly out of place.James thought hard about everything that had
happened when this adventure had begun. Something had been
niggling at him and he felt it was time to focus on it hard. He
was the smartest of the boys after all, and he felt it was his
responsibility to figure out what was up and make the shocking reveal.
Suddenly, it came to him. How the hell did Santa know in
advance that they would be delivering Jake's gift to him?"Wait
a minute!" James exclaimed, "On that note you wrote for Jake it said
something about coming back to pick up the boys after your run!
The note was already wrapped up inside the gift and sitting on
the back of your sleigh, like you knew way in
advance we were gonna be stuck and freezing to death and you would have
to come save us, and make us feel grateful enough that we would let you
and Nigel have sex with us, and then get us to deliver the package for
you! What the hell are you hiding in your pocket anyhow?"James
suddenly lunged at Santa and jammed his hand into his coat pocket while
the fat old bastard protested, and when James's hand emerged, it held
another of the remotes for the elevator platform, but this one looked
bigger and beefier with more buttons, like it was the master control or
something."I knew
it!" James shouted as he held up the remote for everyone to see and he pointed at Santa Claus,
"Je t'accuse, motherfucker! You were
the one screwing with the machinery! The author thought he was
the one that broke it, but you shut it down with your own master remote so you could come to our rescue and have a go at us!"(Holy
fuck! I was right not to blame myself for the boys almost freezing to death! It was that crazy bastard Santa
Claus! Fuck I love that guy!)Santa turned beet red and said, "I, uh, what? No! Ummm....""You
know he's right, Santa," Jake the giant stallion said, "That's just the sort of
thing you and Nigel would do for a chance to have sex with three teenagers!"Santa
looked at Jake, then back at the boys, then his shoulders slumped and
he said, "I'm sorry, boys. James is right, the clever little
bastard. It was me that got you stuck so you would need a rescue.
Nigel and I were hiding down below the platform where the author
couldn't even see us and we were making sounds to
mimic
squealing machinery and I was banging on the elevator with a wrench to
add
some clanking the whole time the author was screwing around with
you. Nigel loves playing pranks and he was giggling like a fool
through the whole thing. When a reindeer giggles it sort of
sounds like gears not meshing properly and grinding against each other
so it all worked
for the gag.
We finally used our master remote to shut it down completely without the
author even knowing so he would think he broke it. It wasn't
really broken at all. Right after I dropped you guys off near the
hole I sent the platform back down. It's still working fine.""Why the hell would you put us through that?" asked Kevin."Like
I said earlier, I've had my eye on you all since you were little boys,"
Santa explained, "What I didn't mention was that I usually had my dick
in my hand while I watched you. Have you ever wondered how Santa
knows whether you've been bad or good? It's because I can see
what you're doing anytime I want. Including when you're in the
bath or shower, or lying on your bed alone playing with yourself, or
even when you're up here screwing around with Jake.
I watched your beautiful young bodies develop to the point where
you're all playing with each other all the time now and it's awesome!
Of course Nigel was watching over my shoulder the whole time too."We
finally decided we had to have a taste, but I figured you
wouldn't
be interested in someone who looks like me and Nigel wasn't sure if
you'd want to play with him since he looks like a normal reindeer, not
the sweet intelligent guy he is. I knew you
couldn't resist going up to see your giant stallion on Christmas Eve.
I saw the
author playing with himself a lot lately too, which usually means he's
overdue to write some sex fantasy he's been having, and I knew he
couldn't
resist writing about your trip up to see Jake on Christmas Eve."I figured the author's story would be incredibly boring as usual, so I
wanted to make it more
interesting by getting myself involved in it and throwing in a twist
even he wouldn't see coming. The complications I added made his
story way more interesting than it would have been if it was left to
him to make it all up on his own. Of course, I did it for selfish
reasons primarily. I saw it
as a chance to get you boys in a real jam, scare the crap out of you by letting you think you were gonna die,
and
then come to your rescue so you'd be grateful enough to show a fat old
man and his gorgeous reindeer buddy a good time."Oh, and also, I get a strange kick out of forcing
other people to smell my farts."Santa blushed and grinned sheepishly at his own admission.The
author certainly couldn't hold it against the sweet, crazy old bastard.
Santa had given him the Christmas gift of a better story than he probably
could have ever written on his own. I really do love that guy!The
boys all started laughing and Nick said, "Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, you
didn't have to go to all that trouble just to get a shot at me.
You're an incredible fuck. I would love to have you dump
your cum in my ass anytime!""Yeah, I'd be happy to fuck your incredibly tight hole any time you want too, Santa," said Kevin."And
obviously if you want my cock in your face and down your throat, just
say the word," said James, "We'd love to spend a hell of a lot more
time with you and Nigel both."Jake the giant stallion
said, "You
already know that anytime you, or especially Nigel, are aching for a
long fuck session, you're welcome to come by. You really
are an incredibly great lay. I think absolutely everyone should
take a shot at Santa if they get the chance. Nick's idea of
hiding
behind the Christmas tree and jumping out when you show up sounds like
a great one and maybe some of the readers out there will get the idea
to try it next year. You and Nigel might be more busy than you've
ever been before on your next run. I'm guessing there's a lot of
people who will be going to sleep tonight with thoughts of horny
reindeer floating through their heads.""Awww shucks,
you guys are the best!" Santa exclaimed, "I guess I put you through all
that bullshit up front for nothing. I'm glad you're not all
pissed at me. Anyhow, let's get you boys home. I'll let
you all have one more go at Santa while I tuck you in to your beds."They
all nodded and the boys got dressed and ready to go, once again leaving
their dirty socks and underwear behind for Jake to put in his snuff box
to enjoy later.They waved
goodbye to Jake the giant stallion as James got on to the
back of the sleigh again where there was plenty of room for him now
that Santa's big sack was completely empty. We're talking about
his toy sack by the way. His big sack between his legs was full
to busting again but he would be emptying that soon enough.Kevin
rode Nigel, though not in the way the sweet ass reindeer would like.
There was actually room for him in the back of the sleigh with
James now that the toy sack was empty, but he was actually starting to
grow fond of Nigel and he just felt like being
close to him for a bit.As for Nick, this time when he went
to sit down on Santa's lap, the old man pulled the front of his red
velvet pants and underwear down and hooked them under his massive balls
and exposed his
rock hard eight inch tool. Nick smiled and pulled down his pants
and settled down onto the amazing, thick, throbbing cock and let it
slide right up his hungry hole. They had a lovely, bumpy sleigh
ride all the way back to the elevator access and Santa shot his load up
inside of his favorite boy as Nick bumped up and down on his cock.Finally,
they reached the hole, dropped into it, and zoomed downward so Santa
could drop each of the boys off at their respective homes.Santa
went to James's house first. He let the boy fuck his face and cum
onto his tongue again just before he kissed him on the forehead and
tucked him in to his bed.He then brought Kevin home, and he
moaned in pleasure as he let the boy fuck his tight hole and
bust a nut into him before he tucked the sweet, lovable young scamp
into his bed.Finally, he'd been so turned on and built such a
big load again while servicing the other two boys that when he got Nick
home, he had to jam his thick log up the boy's sweet, tight ass one
more time and dump his massive load of cum into him yet again. He
then
kissed Nick on the cheek and told him what a great guy he was and
how everyone loved him best, then he left the boy to have sweet
dreams of
getting rogered by a giant rabbit in their next adventure.Having
safely tucked the sweet boys away in their beds, Santa got back on his
sleigh, smacked a happy Nigel on the ass with the whip, then headed
skyward to go and mess around with Jake for a while. He was
feeling a bit of a strange urge coming on and he wanted to see if he
could convince Jake to take a dump in the bathtub so Santa could try
his hand at log rolling like a lumberjack. That seemed like it would be awesome fun.As
they began to rise into the sky and Santa repeatedly cracked the whip
at Nigel's taut ass and the reindeer screamed in exquisite pleasure,
anyone who
might have gone to their window to see what was the matter would have
heard the fat old lech exclaim ere he drove out of sight, "Happy
Christmas to all, and to all a good night! I gotta go mess around with a giant stallion now!"The EndSince
this was a fairy tale, I feel there should be some sort of moral
attached to it so it's not completely pointless and something useful is learned. The only thing
that really comes to mind, because it's important, is, "Never blame the
author when things go bad and machinery breaks down and innocent lives
are at risk. It's probably not his fault at all. It's some
horny old bastard with a remote or something." Yeah, that'll do
nicely.Oh,
and Santa is a fat, old, white haired dude, yet he
turned out to be an incredible lay that you would not want to miss out
on if given the chance. And Nigel looks like a normal reindeer, but
he's a sweet, intelligent, horny guy with needs and feelings who enjoys
sex whenever he can get it. So, "Don't judge a book by its
cover."
Yeah, that one's been done to death, but it really applies here.
The next time a fat old guy plays some trick on you to get
you to
bend over so he can plow your ass (don't laugh, it happens to me all
the time) just smile, bend over, and let him have at it. I
promise you will have an amazing time! His age or looks don't
matter in the least if he's got the hots for you and just wants to get
busy. There is nothing more beautiful in the universe than a
horny guy who's completely hard for you, no matter what he looks like
or how old he
might be. And don't even get me started on reindeer...Anyhow, I
hope you all enjoyed this story. It is my Christmas gift to you.I
know, you were hoping for something better. I'd been
wearing the same socks and underwear for weeks during my workouts without washing them and
that was what I was gonna give you, but then I realized I don't know
where you live and you'd probably want to keep it that way, so there
was no way I could get them to you. Remember the underwear I was
wearing in the pics in that link in my sig in that email that I sent
you when I replied to yours? The ones where my cock and balls were hooked over the
waistband for you to get a good look at? Those are the ones I was
getting ready for you. Trust me when I say you would
have enjoyed them immensely.Anyhow, I wrote you this story instead, with Santa's help of course. It's a poor substitute but it will have to do.I
wish you all the best for the holidays. May they be filled with
fun and frolic, love and laughter! I love all of you guys to bits even though
I don't know your asses from Adam.Take care, and have a very merry Christmas you sweet, crazy bastards!Yours truly,JakeP.S.
What the hell did you get for me, and when can I expect it?
Is it socks and underwear just like I was gonna give you?
Used socks and underwear? Really, really, really well used
socks and underwear, that you've been sweating into for ages and never
washed? I knew it! You guys really do know what I like!
I love you guys! Thanks so much! I'll just wait over
there until the mailman brings them. I'll wait and think about
how much you must love me to have sent me something so great.
I'll just wait and wait, however long it takes. I'm sure
you must have sent them a while ago to make sure I'd have them by
Christmas so I won't have to wait too long at all. Man, those
socks are gonna be great, you know how great your feet smell, and the underwear, you sweat a lot there and
I just know they're gonna be fantastic! I can't wait
until they get here. Although, I guess I have to wait. I have no choice, really. You sent them though, right? Anyhow, I'm glad you enjoyed the story I
worked so long and hard to write for you. I'll just keep waiting
for the gift you worked so long and hard on for me to arrive so I can give them a sniff.
I'll wait and wait, and I won't give up waiting, no matter what.
Even if I do have to wait a really long time, I won't get angry
or anything. Not much anyways. There might be a bit of
retribution, but it shouldn't be too severe. It will just be a
little something to teach you a lesson. I don't know what it will be
exactly, but I'm sure I'll think of something. I have a pretty good imagination.P.P.S. Wait,
is that the mailman? Shit, it's just that stupid kid who delivers
flyers. I'm sick of all that shit piling up at my front door. I was really hoping it was your socks arriving.
Even if it was
the
mailman, he'd probably just be dropping off another application for
credit that I'd be guaranteed to qualify for, or a packet of coupons,
or another catalog from that cheap build-it-yourself furniture store or
the takeout menu from the latest Chinese food restaurant that opened
nearby or
some shit like that. Why is it that all the mail I get these days
is junk mail anyhow? Remember when you used to get actual mail?
People would actually sit down and write something on a
piece of
paper while thinking of you, put it in an envelope, and send it over to
you so you could enjoy opening it up, sitting down, and reading it
while thinking of them.
Remember that? Now everything is email and SMS and tweets
and blogs and shit like that and nothing is truly personal anymore.But I digress...