The best story of all time
This is a story that I'm sure you've probably read a lot of times on this site. I just decided to break it down into its key elements.
_I wrote a story. _
One day a main character met a secondary character at (reader's setting of choice). They talked and stuff to justify later intimacy.
"I am main character. You will do what I say and be nothing but a bunch of secondary character tropes.
"Ok. I am secondary character. I am (insert gender here) trope. You will always be right even though if anyone ever acted like you in reality, no one would associate themselves with you. You are only dominant/lead/etc because of the fact that the rest of us are just -that- much more incompetent than you."
"Ok. Let's secks."
"Idk, I want to resist and then suddenly love it afterwards because rape is a good tag to get views on this story."
"Ok."
He put his penis inside them I guess and it felt so good. "Do you like how that feels?"
"Yes, I love how it feels." They moaning.
"Yeah, I am going to say dominant things because it in the script even though I gave no reason to behave in this way given my earlier behavior."
"Ok. I going to respond in generic fashion with mandatory one line of dialogue of hesitation before conceding to absolute submission, despite giving no indication of submissiveness or resistance to the idea earlier besides the mandatory blush at some point."
He humped (the reader's preferred hole) fast and it was also good. Even if they thought it wouldn't be good before it was good.
"Unnnnnngh I'm going to actually fill in dialogue for every bit of moaning we do because the reader is too dumb to imagine this for themselves and I'm too lazy to use adjectives and complex word-phrases." He fulfilled the obligatory three lines of text justifying the fetishes used to tag this story and the secondary character moaned.
"Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. This is acceptable dialogue."
"Yes hun, because I'm going to express sudden intimacy because my penis is in you and I guess that makes us romantically close now."
"Yes babe."
"I'm going to ask the obligatory question of if you want me to cum in you because every character is always perfectly in control of their orgasms and always requires some sort of consent before orgasm." He did it even more and after a brief description of (the reader's preferred special attribute of the main character's penis, knot, barbs, etc) the secondary character magically found themselves close to orgasm, too!
"I will respond to the affirmative no matter what because the script says it and our characters aren't made to think beyond this moment."
"Ok. I'm going to declare my orgasm now, because there is no other way you could knooooooooooow. Take it slut! I'm randomly going to call you a derisive name because it is dominant or something, I guess!" He came lots (inside or on or maybe both) the other character and it was good.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." The less important character came for some reason and the orgasm was described in half a sentence, the culmination of a page and a half of text over in a brief glance.
"Ah, the afterglow. It is the time for us to express our feelings for each other."
"Yes, it is time. I love you."
"K."
-The End