Mightyena vs. Pancham
Sorry that it's been so long since I wrote anything. I've been living with crazy people! Haven't done that since I was under 18, and it really saps your creative energy! But the important part is to sit down and write, even if it isn't creative, right? So have some furry fanfiction.
I just realized as I was uploading this that it features some of my best friend in the whole world's favorite pokemon. I don't know how he would feel about that. It was not on purpose, Prinny. It just happened. Characters are purely fictional, except for the ones where you can tell they're based off me. If I put you into the story, I would have made you a haunter.
Fun trivia fact: I edited out the phrase "how embarrassing" because while I was editing it I thought of Furry Superheroes Are Gross. I might make my next fanfiction revolve around those guys, since I haven't watched that video for ages and it makes me laugh my ass off. It's a loving parody.
OH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
PUT YOUR DICK IN MY REAR END!
"What's happening with Prince Darian?" The trainer was obviously sporting an erection, but his curiosity at the question was burning hotter than his arousal. That being said, I could tell that the promise of more voyeuristic scenes made him all the more willing to pay attention and memorize names.
I snickered to myself. Perhaps it was good to have no shame, sometimes. Perhaps, I could even get him to listen to my old stories this way. It was a good thing that as a young pokemon I had an eye for peeking.
I refocused, knowing that there were plenty of scenes from my wild old days that I could thread into the narrative. I willed the psychic trainer towards the next door, making a pattern of narrow purple lines that he followed without question.
"Is this where the Prince is? Does he truly become King? There are no records after the- whoa." He stopped short of the door frame as it opened, but then his curiosity took over and he stepped into the swirling chasm. I sensed that his mind was starting to convert the names that were used in Kanto into his native Unovan, but other than that he had almost no control over the proceedings. To be fair, I had even less control than he as soon as he stepped into one of the doorways and entered my inner thoughts.
The mist lowered, and I found myself back in the same memory. It was after the prince had prayed at Celebi's altar to cleanse the darkness from his heart. The contrasting waves of illusion cast by the time-traveling legendary creature and the raw dragonish Bekkon energy blasting forth from the meditating Maju Teacher were incredible. They started taking a radically visual form for both me and, presumably, the fairy knight Sanai I was traveling with. To her companion, the Arcanine Wiremu, and to the Prince himself, it appeared as though there were a simple illusion being cast by the trickster deity.
On the astral plane, it was clear that much more was happening- there was an apparation of a cascading waterfall of energy- travelling upwards- out of the black stone pillars, while the Prince was generating a spinning orb of inky blackness around himself that continued to suck in the psychic waves and twist it in fine filaments scattered across the sphere, like a ball of yarn rolling itself up.
As I approached, the fine details of the image were in fuzzier and fuzzier view, until the ability to sense the astral plane was completely lost and I had to rely on my vision- not any better than a normal Ningen's vision, but enough to see my companion and the grave-like illusion bearing his name on the surface.
*
The young man smiled smugly at me as he heard my scabbard and scarf approaching. His petulant attitude was comforting, in a way.
"I know what it means, Hito-sensei," he nearly purred with superiority as my old old fears suddenly resurfaced. What if he truly was evil, as the gravestone marked him out to be? "Evil is a funny word, isn't it?" It was if he read my thoughts. His laugh was not quite a cackle as he continued, "When we teach a pokemon to bite and crunch properly, don't those attacks become infused with energy that we call 'evil'? Is it evil for us to use those attacks? Of course not. 'Evil' is... a lot like empowered life." A pulse of energy washed over us, though I couldn't see it- I started to hear a rising ringing sound.
"I am willing to listen to you, my young partner. So then, tell me, what does this mean?" I was not yet even a hundred, and those thoughts hadn't entered my head before. This was still in the times when the Yamirami- the Sableye- had their eyes smashed by villagers so that they didn't steal their souls, and worse fates were in store for those who tried to save them. My body was starting to vibrate from the strange power, and I was losing my focus. "The Great One says that evil does not truly exist in our world, as the mark of a goal is not set up for the archer to miss it. Is that what you are getting at?"
"Maybe. No. No, that's not it. Evil does exist, for certain- but it has nothing to do with philosophy or morality. It is a force, like the psychic force or the bug force. I refuse to see this-" he pointed out the engraving of 'EVIL' on the stone- "as anything more than an acknowledgement of something great, just as my grandfather was honored with the symbol of Flying for his mastery of sky battles. Even if I was destined to be evil before I saw this... I know now what it could mean. It could mean that I become both leader of Ningen and a Trainer of Dragons."
I digested this as best as I could, and found no flaw with his logic. "I believe in you, Darian Queen's Son," I finally said simply as I looked at his young, round face- eyes lit from within with dragonfire. He was unquestionably good, even though he was aggressive and zealous.
*
His smugness faded and he broke out into a sweat. The ringing sound got so loud that I couldn't support myself anymore and fell to the black stones with a clatter.
"I'm glad you agree. I think this feeling means I passed the test. I was so nervous to tell you," he admitted in a broken voice as he, to, fell to the ground- first on his hands. Then, as I watched helplessly, he crashed face-first into the stones, not being able to reach out with my wrap and cushion him. The sound now seemed to be rising in pitch constantly, threatening to throw me out of the area, until, instead of being physically thrown by the waves, I blacked out.
When I awoke, I was sitting in the pretty gardevior's lap, looking down at her partner's furry front foot as he strode easily. She wore a very worried expression.
"Where are we going," I said in a strangely echoing and detached voice, my scarf fluttering as I tried to push myself up and failed, clattering back onto the fairy's thighs looking up at her chest and face. "Why am I so weak," I tried to ask, but the voice didn't reach all the way through my mind, and it came out as a screech of, "WHY-?" before I blacked out again.
when I awoke, it was dark. I was laid out face-up on a cushion carefully, as if I could feel past my scabbard. It was a sweet touch- the woman must have done it. I saw my leader's small mole friend pop up next to me and squeak joyfully.
"What is it, Moggie?" I heard the growl of the huge fire-type before I felt his heat near me. I very slowly raised myself, making sure that I was strong enough not to slip back into a faint. Surprisingly, I felt as if nothing had ever happened. "Did her psychic healing finally take effect? Oh, look, he's floating again! Love!" He turned in a circle and barked out to his rider excitedly, "Sanai! Hon! You did it!"
*
The knight rushed out to me and looked me over carefully. I let her probe my thoughts as much as she wanted, since she was simply trying to feel if I was in pain or if the healing had any adverse affects on my astral form. But she still felt the dominant emotion in me very clearly- one that I voiced for the advantage of her companion.
"Where is Darian, Sanai? What happened?"
"He decided to go ahead without us. He's been sending little Moggie back and forth to check on you, but he wanted to go ahead to the next shrine as fast as possible."
"The next shrine? He's heading to the Bell Tower already? That foolhardy-"
"Wait. Hold still. The Bell Tower is dedicated to awakening pokemon, and the Prince got an Egg." She knelt down and looked at me closer physically before she was satisfied and talked with me clearly. "He took the Unihono you brought and rode off, saying that you needed me. The Egg he recieved is a mystery to us so far, but from what I saw, the shadow in his heart was cleared. Not the... well, not the evil energy, but the shadow that hung over it. If that makes sense."
"Of course it does. He was trying to tell me that before he passed the test and we fell. He seems to think that he contains the same sort of evil force that a bite maju has." I felt better, but now my mind was starting to become tense with how I was going to get back to my companion.
"A Guraena? They're not really Dark, are they? I did hear they were, actually, now that I think about it. Wait, don't we know a Guraena, Wiremu?" The graceful knight, obviously relieved that I was back to normal, smiled up at her mount.
*
"Of course, that big black hyena," he grinned. "You remember, little Yanyan was traveling with him? They're right nearby."
"Yanyan! Cute little panda!" The knight bit one of her hands with a huge grin. She obviously had a soft spot for the other Maju Rider, and this fact seemed to earn a scowl from Wiremu. "Come on, he's nearby? You smelled him?"
The beast nodded solemnly. "That's right. Listen, I don't know a lot about what's going on, but I do know that Yancham have a peculiar relationship with evil energy. Maybe Hito-sensei getting left behind was for a reason- we could go get the two of them to see if he could give us any insight."
I could have slapped myself for not thinking of something similar sooner. "You're right, there are many riders are around here- that's the whole reason I wanted to come here. Yes, let's bolster the ranks a bit and get to Darian as soon as we can. Will you help me copy some alph-abet so that we can send a message to him?" Before long the three of us had a message in the drilbur's mouth, and he saluted us comically before taking off.
We traveled faster than I expected the large canine could go, speeding through forest trails and leaping over rivers as I was strapped to his partner's back. Every so often she would call out an encouragement, and he would sometimes bark back a remark about something he saw or smelled.
"We're almost there," he growled as we arrived in a denser, darker part of the woods. "The smell is all over the place. We'll have to find him the hard way from here," he shook his head and started to sniff at the ground.
His partner laughed as he hit his face on a log while distracted by the scent trail, but then quickly gave the wound a small kiss and healed it with a pulse of powerful psychic waves and an apology. Without any more incidents, he found the cleared path to where they were holed up.
*
My first clue was Sanai squealing and bouncing on her partner, almost shaking me off. She nearly leaped off of his back, and as I detached from her, I saw the object of her affection: a Playful maju. It was about half her size, and had the appearance of a bear with a white head. He was chewing on some kind of leaf and wearing simple scale armor, scowling.
"Yanyan!" The lady knight happily rushed up to him despite his standoffish expression, and he broke out into a grin. His body was protected by his armor as she squeezed him tightly, and he hugged her back happily, not rolling his eyes as I expected. "It's been too many seasons. I hope your riding has gotten better!"
He started to scowl as the hug ended. "Excuse me? My riding has always been the best. I defy you to outrace me on a rocky course."
A rustle from the ferns nearby revealed the location of the Mightyena before he appeared on the scene, wearing a much lighter, but matching, set of crimson and saffron armor. "Well, hello, Wiremu."
"Rufus." Wiremu nodded curtly, but then his tongue lolled out informally from his long run. They seemed to have some communication via scent, as well, leaving most of their travelling tales unspoken for the rest of us.
The tongue of the smaller black canine lolled out as well, and he stood his ground proudly- almost as if he were just as large as the fire type. "Who's your ghostly friend?"
I floated down to them as the two knights gossiped happily about the places they traveled.
*
"Greetings, Master Guraena. I am pleased to meet you. I am the emissary of Queen's Son Darian, a young Maju Teacher with a talent for raising Dragons. We are trying to sort out a riddle about... Evil," I decided to come right out and say it.
"I am Evil," he said with another grin. "Life, deception and darkness are what we do. Yanyan's a natural at it, too."
I looked over at them, and the astral plane was warped into them, as if their bodies cast a shadow from within. But the Panchams aura of darkness was slight- and it seemed to draw strength from being near his partner. I didn't want to let too much go before I knew them better. "I would be honored if you traveled with us, Sir Yanyan."
The playful pokemon blushed across his face cutely, pulling a helm over his head and saying gruffly, "I accept, Sword Maju. You travel with us."
I went to attach to his back, but quickly realized that I was taller than him by a bit. I instead wrapped around the Mightyenas neck like a collar, and straddled him like a saddlebag. The pancham grinned again and adjusted his armor, getting ready to hop on. I looked back to Sanai and Wiremu, and the fairy was still grinning like a simpleton. "Fare well, Sanai and Wiremu. If you arrive there first, make sure to tell Darian: relax and focus."
"Oh, we will," growled the Arcanine, and was off with heels on fire. He barked back something I never expected- "Make sure to ask Hito-sensei about your fetish. Then we'll be sure to get there first."
"You little- you what- oo!" The little bear blushed furiously, adjusting the crotch of his greaves and turning away from his partner to chase the canine down the path a short ways.
***
The dark-furred canine raised an expressive eyebrow at me as he looked down, and I floated, embarrassed, off his neck. "That was rather forward of him," I would have blushed if I could, further explaining, "I was... caught looking... at Wiremu and Sanai during an intimate moment. And I believe he is still mad at me."
Rufus barked out a mighty cackle that failed to put my mind at ease. "Oh, I see! That old dog is jealous as an alpha. You better watch your back if you saw his Lady in the nude. Yanyan was barely spared his wrath when they were trying on different types of armor together."
My heart sank. "Why are you laughing? If he's truly that jealous, did I harm their relationship?"
The small knight was coming back, chewing on his leaf furiously and listening to our talk. "Are you kidding? I bet the only time they have really awesome sex is when he's jealous. Sanai says that he's always trying to tell her sweet nothings and shit while she's blacked out fucked silly."
I couldn't help but giggle at the foul language coming from the mouth of the tiny bear. He took it for an approving laugh and finally smiled again, continuing his rant. "It's not like I'm saying I would share Rufus' dick, right? But come on, just someone seeing your mate's tits shouldn't send you to the fuckin' center. That guy was about to put my whole fuckin' head in his mouth when he saw us that one time. Not that I was scared. But he caught me off guard." The bear scratched his nose cooly before turning back to me. "Anyways, before you ask, it's exhibitionism. Rufus gets off on it."
The cackling canine rolled his eyes. "Wiremu thinks it's the grossest shit he's ever heard of. But Yanyan likes it."
*
The cool little bear giggled. "I only like it because you like it so much," he said with a blush as he stroked the top of his mount's head.
Rufus grabbed the belt of his rider with his teeth and yanked him over while I floated there watching, and the bear let out a cute squeal. As his pants fell, I was shocked. He- Yanyan- was not born a he- but was wearing some sort of fake wooden or leather attachment- he clearly had a glistening set of lips- a pussy that was staining the inside of his trousers. I gasped loudly, and the bear squealed again and covered himself, falling flat in the process.
"Oh, did your new friend see your dick? Oh my goodness." I tried to wrap my brain around what was happening as the canine's member started to poke out of its sheath. "Now he knows what a big boy you are."
The bear looked up angrily at me, face burning, then hid its face. "He didn't even know! I can't believe you! I can't believe you," the young bear turned over and pulled off the upper armor to reveal a budding set of breasts covered with a tight cloth strap.
The Mightyena stalked around the little bear, sniffing them from head to toe. He took little nips at an ear, then another, then at where a nipple must be, then the other. The bear started to moan cutely, the gruff and masculine voice finally broken as his pussy was nipped and licked. "Oh, yeah, suck my dick," he moaned- I couldn't help but think of Yanyan as a 'he' while he was grabbing onto his false phallus and jerking it.
"You're so fuckin' hot," the Mightyena continued to dig his muzzle into the little bear and his tongue lapped in and out at a dizzying rate. "Come on, Hito, tell my little man what you think of him."
*
I had started to stroke myself, despite- or perhaps because of- the bizzare circumstances. When Rufus looked straight at me and asked me a question, I almost fainted from nervousness. All I knew was that the important part was that both of them kept having fun and left me alone. Mostly for that logical reason- but also because participating was new and exciting for me- I indulged them as best as I could.
"I think you're embarrassing him," I said quite honestly, with a nervous giggle. I straightened up and tried to relax, adding, "but I think he looks like a very strong young man. Much like other fighting types. I'm glad his abs aren't always hid behind all that armor."
The Pancham trembled at my words, his face burning hot as he gasped out, "Oh, oh... lick my asshole, you dog... fuck...," the last word trailing out into a warbling moan. The comparatively huge dark-type satisfied his mate's desire, his tongue in his 'asshole' and sucking his 'dick.' His erection became grossly engorged and pink as he continued.
"You're a strong little man," the Mightyena growled as he lowered his balls onto his partner's face. He nudged the bear to look at me as he said, "Everybody knows what a strong little man you are. You take it like a man, you hear?"
The boy knight nodded as he stretched his mouth wide over his mount's member, swallowing the cascades of cleansing precum that leaked out. "Oumf," the pancham protested as he started humping, but the drooling canine was already getting lost in the motions. "OUMF!" he said again, with a stern expression on his face, and landed a fighting blow onto the thrusting ass above him. The mightyena yiped and backed off with a laugh.
*
I was confused by the whole scene, but soon the two of them were lying on the ground with their face in each others genitals, a mess of slopping sounds escaping from them. Rufus looked up at me again.
"Well? Do you think he can take it like a man?"
I was a little more confident this time. "He's a strong guy. Go on!"
"Oh, fuck yeah," Yanyan giggled through a mouthful of precum as he came. "You know it. Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum in your mouth, Rufe...." Rufus positioned his partner so that I had a clear view of him, then savaged his clit until the bear shook and moaned. Two spurts of fluid escaped from his loins, followed by a smaller drool of cum as he stopped shaking and moaned softer.
"He came!" I gasped, my own erection exploding into pleasure as I saw it. "You came further than- wow!" As my own arousal built to a head, the canine stared me down lustily and I couldn't help but let myself go. "Oh, I came, too," I said for their benefit as I drooped closer to the ground.
"Nice," the little bear said cooly as he stood up shakily. "Um, thanks for being cool about the whole- yowch!"
The mightyena had bitten the knight on the nape of the neck and pushed him forward, his backside in the air. "I didn't say you were done, little bitch," he growled as he threatened to mount the fighting maju. "You have so much more to do."
I smiled with a sudden understanding. Deceit came naturally to Evil-types, so why wouldn't Yanyan want to be with someone that could play along? My smile broadened with post-orgasmic warmth as I started to float straight again.
*
The beast was rubbing up against the pancham's ass, his throbbing member leaking even more precum as the bear pushed his cheeks together. Rufus slid in between the mounds of flesh and out again, growling in a satisfied matter and picking up the pace until Yanyan was squeaking, "Yeah, I'm ready, Rufus, put it in me!"
Rufus put on as heavy a sarcastic tone as he could and said, "put it in you? You want to be fucked by a big hairy male? Little faggot...."
The little bear giggled and spread his cheeks. "Yeah, fuck me, my big sexy top." I could see his pussy drooling like a stream. "I love getting fucked by your big manly cock. Rub it on my- my little cock," he moaned as the canine started to tease him by humping past his hole and rubbing against his clit.
The playful pokemon grabbed at his attached parts and moaned even harder as he rubbed them against his partner, saying all the time, "Yeah, rub my little dick with your big dick! So dirty! My gods..." he devolved into another orgasm, dripping fluid to lube up the thick prick that was threatening to enter him.
"I love it when you jizz all over me!" The big mightyena laughed as he finally slipped just the very tip of his penis inside of the tiny pussy. "I want you to feel your own juices, you hot little bottom."
The bear lost control and started to moan obscenity after curse. His partner worked up slowly- first just the tip, then pumping only half the member into his tight hole, then finally sinking it all the way up to the knot easily. They were soon locked together in the sick humping motion as I watched him slip all the way inside.
*
I was absolutely hypnotized by the powerful but cunning top, and the vulnerable but forceful bottom of the pair. The big canine growled harder than before as his orgasm quickly built, then grunted a few times as he slammed hard into the little bear's back, cum spurting out from both of them and dripping all over the ground.
"Gods, Rufus, you're so big! Get it out of my ass already," the pancham squeaked, and his deflating partner easily slipped out, clear-white slime squelching out as the little pussy started to retake its natural shape. Rufus stared me down as I watched his cum drip out of the hole.
"You like to watch anyways, huh?" He preened himself a bit while his cock was still dripping. "You were good. We should try it sometime with you pretending that we don't know you're there, I bet you would like that."
"Shut up and sixty-nine with me already," the sex-drunk bear said to his partner as they started to lick each other again. It was a much shorter ordeal this time, the canine shaft shrinking quickly as the boy played with himself and shoved his false penis into the canine's mouth. I had another shiver of almost-orgasm as I started to get aroused again.
I shook myself as I looked at the thick penis slip back into its sheath, and felt as if he had his way with me, as well, somehow- or maybe I also felt like I had fucked the little girl-boy. No, it was unquestionably a bit of both. His last words were completely lost on me. "What did you say just now?"
"Nevermind him. Fuck him," the pancham coughed up at me. "I'm the one that wears the pants in this relationship, even if I am the bottom. Now settle the fuck down, both of you. I'm gonna put my clothes back on now."
*I watched them roughly clean each other off, giving a bite or a smack as often as a kiss or lick. The way they talked to each other after they were done mirrored this behavior.
"Hey, sit your gaping rear on my back already. I'm ready to go." A scowl and a look around from the little bear. "Shut your cocksucking mouth. What did I do with my helmet?" A growling giggle and a point of a canine paw. "Sorry, I kicked it over there, sweetie." A pat on the neck and a slap on the rump. "Oh, thanks. You would do something like that, you big fuckin' klutz." A barking laugh. "Wa-ha-hee! Don't fuck with me, pencil-dick. Or I won't win any more races for you." They shared another short kiss, the pancham a little embarrassed as he looked over at me and mounted his partner.
I didn't quite know what to think about it, but somehow I knew that Darian's personality would mesh well with the newcomers. "Yanyan, Rufus, that was... special." My mind was still swimming. I tried to relax and focus. "I mean, if you want to do that more as we travel-"
"We get it," the mightyena growled to me with a grin. "Let's go meet your riddle-master for now. Sounds like a lovable old bastard." I hooked myself around him as we started to lope along the path- slower than with the arcanine, but Rufus seemed to be faster for his relative size.
"Actually, he's one of the Queen's Sons. He is Darian the...." My mind traveled back to the gravestone of the king, and couldn't help myself in front of the mighty and persuasive canine. I had to impress him.
"He is Darian the Brutal."
***
My psychic trainer smashed me back into the hallway of my mind as his building wet dream finally started to release itself in his pants in a ruined orgasm. His mind was almost completely distracted, and the connection was starting to fade.
"What in the blazes? Damn the world, my- ew!" Even a highly trained mentalist was susceptible to some physical sensations. I started to shake the whole hallway and rock the paintings, flashing the lights on and off to express that his distraction was ruining the connection.
It worked a little too well, as he entered a meditative state and... started taking off his clothes. As he removed his undergarments to let his privates air out, he sighed with relief and shook his head with a smile.
"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you, Aegisslash?" I sent a wave of relaxing energy at him as I stopped the earthquake, and he shook his head. "It doesn't matter. I understand why my mind is wandering to these places. Hopefully it will stop once I get used to the device. For now, let's try it just one more time before I take it off."
He closed his eyes, and I had to reward his curiosity, making a path back to the first painting that he saw. He opened his eyes and started towards the door for one more memory.