My Favorite Things
#13 of Things That Are Not Stories
Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlwMTQFLHdU (My preferred version)
Well, I've submitted 100 things now, so what better way to celebrate than to burst out in song?
Thank you guys for all of your support over the years. Writing here has given me a great outlet, and a wonderful audience.
Here's to 100 more.
My Favorite Things
By Fakeman
Dapper red foxes and well-endowed kittens
Werewolves transforming you once you've been bitten
Brown fuzzy bovines all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies in revealing doodles
Rugged guys being turned into French poodles
Fictional species with too many wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Howling hyenas in nothing but sashes
Bearing their bosoms and taut shapely asses
Delightful evenings and passionate flings
These are a few of my favorite things
When my job strikes
When my life sucks
When my fate's unkind
I simply envision my favorite things
And retreat inside of my mind