My Favorite Things

Story by FakeMan on SoFurry

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#13 of Things That Are Not Stories

Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music (My preferred version)

Well, I've submitted 100 things now, so what better way to celebrate than to burst out in song?

Thank you guys for all of your support over the years. Writing here has given me a great outlet, and a wonderful audience.

Here's to 100 more.

My Favorite Things

By Fakeman

Dapper red foxes and well-endowed kittens

Werewolves transforming you once you've been bitten

Brown fuzzy bovines all tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies in revealing doodles

Rugged guys being turned into French poodles

Fictional species with too many wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Howling hyenas in nothing but sashes

Bearing their bosoms and taut shapely asses

Delightful evenings and passionate flings

These are a few of my favorite things

When my job strikes

When my life sucks

When my fate's unkind

I simply envision my favorite things

And retreat inside of my mind

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