A Pig's Tale

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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Here's a story set in my anthro Walk a Mile universe. I didn't know where this story was going while I wrote it. So this is what happened.


Peter the Pig was in a weird spot for an anthro. His pink body was sparsely haired unlike his wild boar cousins. His mother was of domestic pig stock while his father was of the more hairy variety. He took after his mother with pretty sparse body fur. All the other Anthros only wore ID collars and their fur year round. Having fur really made wearing clothes uncomfortable and unnecessary, so most Anthros are nudists. The spot Peter was in, was making the humans feel uncomfortable by looking too human when he was nude. His pink body looked almost like a human with cloven hooves, a tail, and a penis tucked in a sheath.

Wearing clothes made him popular with humans growing up, so he has lots of human friends. The humans mostly accepted Peter while he was shunned by some anthros and called a human wanna be. Balancing the line between anthro and human was hard. Peter was always dressing or stripping depending on who he was going to be around.

Peter was proud of his physique. He received all the wild boar muscle tone from his father's genetics. Most people are used to the domestic type of pig being short and chubby. He broke the stereotype with his six and a half foot body of above average muscle definition. Peter wasn't a meathead bodybuilder but worked out to show enough muscle definition to make the fur covered anthros jealous. He figured if he couldn't hide his body under a natural fur coat he should put in some effort to look good when he went nude.

At the spa, Roy the Alligator is about to shave the wispy body fur off Peter. Having recently finished college, Peter has a cushy office job with a bunch of humans. That meant that Peter spent his days wearing business casual attire. The clothes just felt better when Peter is clean shaven. Looking over the pig's pink naked body, Roy jokes, "It's usually middle aged human women who ask me to shave them." Peter asks, "Why's that?" Pointing down to his bare slit, Roy answers, "The reptile genitals are very non-threatening."

Peter eyes Roy's green scales and decides that humans didn't mind looking at Roy's naked body because it is so different from a human's. His thick gator tail swung gently as Roy got the supplies ready. Roy uses a pair of hair clippers and starts at the head. He shaves the neck and face, leaving the hair on top between Peter's floppy pink pig ears.

Working his way down the neck, Roy eyes the tattoo on Peter's pectoral of a feral pig with angel wings. Roy asks, "Did you want chest hair?" Roy shakes his head no as Roy quickly shaves off the body fur. Reaching the crotch, Peter asks, "Can you leave me with some pubic hair this time?" The corners of Roy's muzzle upturn slightly in a smile and he replies, "Sure." Roy pulls at the tip of the sheath and shaves along it. He reaches the large balls and fondles them in jealousy.

Peter looks down at Roy on his knees in front of him with balls in his hand and can't help picture himself about to receive a blowjob. Even if Roy is a reptile, Peter didn't discriminate. Peter's sheath plumps up as Roy switches to a smaller trimmer and starts removing the scrotum hair. Roy ignores the growing erection as he works his way around Peter's tailhole and down the legs.

The pig's pink body is quickly finished. Peter runs his hands down his smooth body and stops to twirl his fingers through his pubic hair. Roy says, "You shouldn't wait so long between visits." Peter replies, "I know, I just get so busy and forget to schedule an appointment."

Peter looks his now mostly hairless body over in a mirror and asks, "If you weren't my stylist. Would you be attracted to a race traitor like me?" Roy answers, "Of course. I would be happy to take you home and let you pound my tail all night." Peter snorts like a pig and says, "You always know just the right thing to say to cheer me up." Roy runs a scaly hand through the faux pubic hair and asks, "What made you want to grow this out?" With a smile Peter answers, "I met a real kinky antelope. He's using me because he can't land himself a real human. He is willing to do pretty much anything to keep me around."

Turning sideways, Peter admires the sensual curve of his shaved butt in the mirror. Body shaving is kind of looked down on by some anthros but Peter likes the way it made his muscles look. The shaving is necessary to wear clothes to fit in with his human co-workers. Since he wants to move up in the company, he has to do it.

Walking out of the private room, Peter looks around at the anthro section of the spa. Peter sees anthros quickly look away when he turns in their direction. He picks a showerhead on the side of the open room. Running his hand under the spray, Peter adjusts the temperature. Roy comes out of the room holding a bottle of shampoo and helps rinse the loose hair off.

Once Roy is satisfied he doesn't have any stray pig hair left on himself, he turns his attention to shampooing the remaining hair on Peter. With a smirk, Peter turns his body out towards the anthros sitting around in the warm bathing pools. Roy reaches around and rubs the suds into Peter's crotch. The few watching anthros try not to make it too obvious they are enjoying the exhibition. With a final rinse, Roy proclaims him done.

Taking an offered towel, Peter enjoys how fast he dries after being freshly shaved. He says, "See you again in a few weeks." Roy takes the wet towel and Peter walks off towards his locker. Peter enjoys the looks he gets as he walks out of the bathing area. He reaches his locker and punches in the combination. Looking at the neatly folded stack of his work clothes, he tucks them in his bag and decides to go home naked.

Pulling out his light blue ID collar, he wraps it around his thick neck and buckles it closed. Peter chose that color of collar because it made him feel like a blue ribbon winner. He definitely deserved to win a prize with the way some people ogle his body.

Walking out the front door of the spa naked feels good. Peter walks to his car and enjoys feeling the sun on his bare body. He gets in his car and hears his phone chime. He pulls it out of the bag and looks over the messages he received, 'Peter, you forgot to sign off on some paperwork before you left early for your appointment. -Mike'. he replies, 'I'll be there in a few.'

He drives the few blocks to the office and looks at his bag of clothes in the passenger seat. It is a few minutes after 5 o'clock. Pretty much everyone would already be gone for the day. He is willing to risk not bothering to put on his clothes. It isn't illegal or against company policy for an anthro to work in the nude. As long as he has a collar with his ID badge he is perfectly dressed.

Looking around the mostly empty parking lot, he opens the car door and walks inside. The human receptionist is gone for the day and he walks past rows of empty cubicles towards Mike's office. He knocks on the open door frame and the middle aged rhino looks up at Peter's freshly shaved body. Mike adjusts his tie and asks, "Really enjoying yourself? Nice pubes." Peter sits in the chair in front of the desk and says, "Come on! It's just us anthros." Mike eyes Peter's large pig balls and says, "You know how uncomfortable it makes our human co-workers."

Rolling his head, Peter replies, "It doesn't make them uncomfortable to see Mary, Dante, or Ian in only a collar." Mike slides a folder across the desk and says, "Unlike you and me, they have a thick coat of fur to give them a little modesty." Grabbing a pen from a cup on the desk, Peter replies, "Don't you tell everyone a story about how you started going to school naked to catch your wife's attention?"

Mike smiles as he thinks back to 35 years ago. Anthro nudity finally became a legally protected civil right and his coach decided to celebrate by forcing all the anthros to strip down and do P.E. class in the nude. Someone jammed gum in the locker room lock and most of the kids were forced to finish the school day in the nude. Mike got so much positive attention from the girls that used to ignore him, that he decided to give up clothes for a long time.

Eyeing the pig's smooth body, Mike asks, "Are you trying to catch my eye by showing up naked?"

Signing his name on a few things in the folder, Peter replies, "I dunno, I've never seen you out of your suit before. So I don't know if you're my type." Arching his fingers in front of him, Mike replies, "I'm the boss. I don't need my employee being distracted by my huge cock and balls."

Peter smiles at his boss's boast and asks, "What about that human tradition of bonding with people by being naked together? I'm sure that would boost morale." Mike asks, "Are you trying to play a game of 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours'? That so childish and won't work on me." Peter clicks the pen closed and spins it deftly around between his fingers. He sets the folder down on the desk and purposely drops the pen beside his chair.

With a devious smile, Peter stands up and bends over at the hips to give his boss a perfect view of his tailhole and dangling balls. He grabs the pen and turns to look over his shoulder back at his boss. The rhino is staring intently at his ass. Peter asks, "Anything else you need me to sign?" Mike runs his hand between his twin rhino horns and asks, "Besides a sexual harassment lawsuit?"

Peter laughs and asks, "Want to see a cool trick I can do with my tail?" Peter reaches back and runs a finger down along his spine. The single curl in his small pig tail falls out as he reaches the base of his spine. Peter stands up and the tail curls back up. "Ta-da!" exclaims Peter. Mike says, "Dumbest trick ever."

Deciding that he forced his boss to look at his butthole long enough, Peter says, "See you tomorrow." Mike says, "Don't forget to put on some clothes." Peter jokes, "My rebellious streak makes me want to continue to show off my new haircut, but you would probably turn the air conditioning to max to freeze me out." Mike mutters, "Damn right I would." Peter exits the office. He strolls by his cubicle and stuffs the stolen pen into a pen cup on his own desk. He turns towards the front door and strolls out.

Since it is such a nice evening, Peter texts his new boyfriend Barnaby and asks, 'Want to go get some dinner and head to the club?' Barnaby replies, 'Come over and I'll make you something you'll love *winking emoji* ' Peter exhales loudly. Ever since he started dating Barnaby, the little antelope was always trying to do things to impress him and prove his worth.

Parking his car in front of the apartment building, Peter decides to put his clothes back on. Barnaby likes it when Peter wore clothes. An old Saint Bernard sitting by a door watches disapprovingly as Peter dresses. Peter stands beside his car and pulls up his underpants. The Saint Bernard takes a long drag of his cigarette and glares at Peter as he buttons his short sleeve button down and zips up his slacks. Taking off the blue collar, he swaps it for his tie. Looking down at his cloven hooves, Peter wipes off a smudge.

Peter locks his car and heads up the creaky metal stairs to Barnaby's second floor apartment. He knocks lightly on the door and Barnaby flings it open. The four and a half foot tall dik-dik antelope's slim body is a sharp contrast to Peter's six and a half foot body. Barnaby grabs Peter's arm and pulls him inside like a kid would. With a big hug, he presses his head to Peters chest. Peter runs a hand through the fur on Barnaby's naked back.

Peter isn't really into size play but Barnaby is just so insistent and enthusiastic to make it work. They went on a date and Peter decided that Barnaby's other qualities made up for him being pint sized.

Barnaby asks, "How was your day at work?" Peter talks with Barnaby as the small antelope continues to cook on the stove. Peter enjoys the sight of Barnaby wearing only an apron as he turns his back and flags his small tail around. Barnaby takes off his apron and serves the meal he cooked. Peter smiles as Barnaby piles a plate high with food and places it in front of him. They enjoy the well cooked dinner and then retire to the living room couch.

Peter says, "Let's go to that new club." Barnaby replies with excitement, "The one where all the anthros have to dress up and the humans only wear collars? I went to a thrift store to buy some old clothes. Help me pick out my outfit!" Peter and Barnaby go into the bedroom and open a closet. On hangers are a sparse few tops and bottoms. With a meek smile, Barnaby says, "The kids section was the only place in the thrift store that had my size."

Looking below the clothes, Peter sees the shelf with Barnaby's sex toy collection. The little antelope owns a wide variety of human shaped dildos and one smallish canine dildo with a knot at the base. Peter thinks, 'Maybe we'll get to these later tonight.'

Pulling through the hangers, Peter only sees a bright red graphic t-shirt, a purple blouse, a lime green tank top, two pair of shorts, and one pair of baggy jeans. Barnaby has never really owned clothes before, so his sense of style is very off. Peter thinks, 'People are gonna think he's my adopted son if he goes out wearing these.' Peter holds his tongue about trying to explain fashion to someone who has never worn clothes before.

Holding up the two pair of shorts, Peter looks between the grey cargo shorts and a pair of swim trunks. Peter holds the cargo shorts out to dress Barnaby. He avoids mentioning underwear, it would just be easier for Barnaby to go commando.

The small dik-dik steps into them and Peter carefully zips the fly avoiding snagging anything. He sees a few adjustment straps on the waist and pulls them tight to hold the pants up. Barnaby's dainty grey and tan furred legs peek out in an alluring way. Peter picks the red shirt with a faded graphic of a military tank on it. He slides it over the antelope's short horns and smoothes it out. Barnaby doesn't look half bad with what Peter has to work with.

Walking across the room is awkward for Barnaby as he adjusts to the feeling of wearing clothes. Barnaby feels his crotch in panic and says, "I need to go pee." Peter unbuttons and unzips the shorts for Barnaby. He runs into the bathroom while holding them up with both hands. After a moment, Peter hears a flush and Barnaby comes out still fiddling with the button. He finally gets it and is proud of himself. Peter asks, "You ready to go?" Barnaby is pumped to go to the role reversal club. They head out to the car and leave.

In the club parking lot, Barnaby gets out of the passenger seat and pulls at his shorts for the dozenth time. They walk up to the line to get in and the female bouncer sees them. Despite the civet wearing a nice sundress, she still looks like she could rip someone's arm off without even trying. The line is full of anthros in mismatched, wrinkled, and poorly fitted clothes. She waves over the well dressed pig and says, "Very nice." Running a finger down his pressed and starched shirt she inspects his outfit with a trained eye.

Barnaby stands beside Peter and she doesn't see any minor problems with Barnaby's casual outfit. She asks, "Are you even old enough?" Barnaby pulls out his ID tag from a pocket and the civet uses a scanner on it, along with Peter's, to deduct the $5 cover charge and verify their ages. She advises them, "Keep picture taking to a minimum and always ask permission before touching." The poorly dressed anthros in line groan as the duo get let into the club.

Barnaby looks around wide eyed at the few naked human's hanging around. He wonders what the humans are getting out of exposing their bodies to a bunch of horny anthros. Peter answers Barnaby's unasked question by saying, "I bet a human could come in here and drink for free all night."

They see a bearded old human with straggly grey hair. His skin is bone white compared to the dark tan on his head and arms. He looks to be having the time of his life as people continuously feed him drinks. He loudly and drunkenly says, "I don't mind if y'all want to peek at me. This place is great!"

Peter knew enough about humans to pick up on the clues that the man is probably homeless and wandered in from the dumpster he usually slept in. Peter orders two bottles of beer and they sit at a table to watch what's going on around them. A well dressed fox rides piggyback on a chubby naked human as she does a lap around the room. Barnaby smiles as her tits flop around.

Peter and Barnaby enjoy the atmosphere of the humans around them degrading themselves for the entertainment of anthros. Barnaby sees a few naked humans dancing by the jukebox and says, "I really want to move around in these clothes." Barnaby finishes his beer and they find a sweaty human male to dance with. The man's scent is strong and intoxicating. Barnaby slowly makes his way over to the average looking man and asks, "You come here often?"

The man looks down at Barnaby and says, "This is my first time. I was a little nervous, but once the booze kicked in, I stopped caring." Barnaby stares at the naked human's dick and replies, "I've never seen a naked human in real life before." The man gyrates his body to wave his dick and balls at Barnaby and says, "It's so much fun getting to do this at an anthro." Barnaby appreciates the childish gesture that anthro boys do to each other.

Pressing his pig snout close to the man, Peter says, "Watching porn only satisfies two senses." He gives a few sniffs at the man and says to Barnaby, "I bet he would let you satisfy the rest of your senses if you ask nicely." Barnaby looks up at the man in excitement and asks, "May I please?" The man shrugs and says "Sure."

Getting close to the man's chest, Barnaby reaches up to run his fingers under the man's blue collar and across the warm neck. Barnaby sniffs his sweaty finger and dabs it to his tongue. Barnaby says, "Now I know why those porn stars lick the sweat off the human they are screwing." The man smiles at the compliment and Peter suggests, "Keep sniffing. Certain parts smell different." Barnaby looks the man over and asks, "Are you sure this is okay? A normal human would never let me do this." The man says defensively, "Hey, I'm normal."

Barnaby is afraid he is bungling his chances with the human and quickly says, "I'm sorry. That's not what I meant." The man nods as Barnaby leans towards him and starts poking his small triangle shaped head toward the man's armpits. He smells a deodorant trying to cover up a harsher smell. Barnaby wrinkles his nose and Peter laughs, "That smell is only for advanced humanphiles."

Bending lower, Barnaby keeps sniffing as he goes for the crotch. The smell isn't too bad and has a certain familiar scent to it. He runs a finger along the sweaty balls and dabs it to his tongue. He feels happy to place a taste to something he has seen countless times in videos. Barnaby says, "Wow, that was quite the experience! Thank you." Barnaby has a tent in his shorts and asks, "How do people stand the pressure of cloth rubbing against their boners?" Peter answers, "You get used to it. You're not done. Keep going lower." The man chuckles at the pig making his friend smell feet.

Putting a hand on the tall pig's shoulder, he raises his foot up for Barnaby to inspect. Barnaby is very curious and starts sniffing. Having hooves, he didn't even consider what a foot would smell like. He recoils his nose and the man says, "Yeah, that smell isn't for everybody either."

Peter says, "I'm Peter and that's my friend Barnaby." The man responds, "Nice to meet you, I'm Brian." Patting his bare hips and then butt, Brian says, "I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants. How about you buy me a drink?" Peter doesn't mind buying Brian a drink after he was nice enough to give Barnaby an olfactory tour. Brian orders a rum and coke while Peter orders another beer. Barnaby's small body feels buzzed enough from just one beer and he gets a water.

The badger tending the bar sees the sweaty Brian and asks, "All these well dressed anthros getting you hot and bothered?" He hands the sweaty human a small dry towel and Brian uses it to wipe some sweat off his body. Brian hands it back and the bartender places it in a ziplock bag and stashes it under the bar. Peter thinks, 'Barnaby isn't the only one into human sweat.'

Just as the trio sit down at a table, a buzzer sounds and the very large TV over the bar turns on. It is a camera view of the human entrance. Everyone quiets down as two fully dressed humans enter the antechamber. An intimidating looking brown horse dressed in a doctor's lab coat taps a riding crop to a bag and orders them to undress. One human does so quickly and the horse eyes his body. The other man is not too sure about this and the horse slaps him on the butt with the riding crop.

The horse grabs the reluctant man's shirt and pulls it over his head. He drops it in the bag and then taps the man's pants with the riding crop. The man realizes it's too late to back out as his naked friend watches. The horse turns his attention to the naked human and grabs a handful of balls. The man smiles as the horse feels him up. Letting go of the balls, the horse pulls out a collar and wraps it around the man's neck.

The man feels the collar and looks at his reluctant friend. The horse grabs a second collar and hefts it in his hand impatiently. The man finally pulls down his underpants and the horse tosses the collar on the floor and orders, "Put in on yourself, smoothskin." The reluctant man bends over and the horse kicks the collar a few feet out of reach. The bar erupts in laughter as the man crawls on his hands and knees to grab the collar.

Behind the man's back, the horse opens a bucket and pulls out a branding iron covered in permanent ink. Placing a hoof on the crawling mans back, the horse stamps the bar's logo on the human's buttcheek. The horse says, "Good luck washing that off. It's specially formulated to stain your skin for a very long time." The man's face turns red in shame at getting branded by a horse." His friend laughs and says, "Mr Dakota only does that to the disobedient ones. I told you to quickly follow his instructions when we got in here."

Picking up the riding crop, Dakota taps a doggie door and says, "Enjoy your stay." The men crawl through the door and the horse gives a hard slap with the riding crop across the branded butt. The bar erupts into laughter again as the embarrassed man squeals in pain. Brian says, "Oh geez, I'm glad I didn't get on that guys bad side." The new arrivals are surrounded by anthros that inspect the brand and red stripe across the reluctant man's butt.

Barnaby says, "I have a wet spot in my shorts now." Brian looks at the dark spot at the top of the tent in Barnaby's shorts. Peter gives Brian's shoulder a squeeze and says, "I don't think Barnaby is going to last much longer. Want to go back to his place." Brian smiles in excitement to see what the strange duo of a tiny twink antelope and a giant muscle bound pig have to offer.

They head toward Dakota at the clothing check room. The horse smiles at the human flanked by the duo. Dakota taunts, "That's so cute! You found a couple to adopt you for the night." Dakota reaches into a cabinet and pulls out a blue leash that matches Brian's collar. He dangles it out to Brian.

With a furrowed brow, Brian says, "No thanks, I'll just take my clothes please." Dakota taunts, "With the outfit you came in wearing, I think it would be less embarrassing to leave like this." Clipping the leash to the D ring on the collar, Dakota hands it to Barnaby.

Brian tries to pull the leash away from Barnaby but the little guy has too good of a grip on it. Dakota finds Brian's paper bag of clothes and hands it to Peter. Dakota advises Brian, "Clothes can tell them everything about a human. It's best to enjoy the anonymous freedom of wearing that collar for the night and resume your pretexts in the morning."

Peter says, "You are legally fully dressed with that collar on. If anthros do it every day, what could it hurt for you to try it for one night?" Brian sighs and hopes the pig and antelope are amazing in bed to make up for this humiliation.

Barnaby tugs on the leash and says, "Come along pet." Barnaby giggles after he says the words. Peter leads them across the dim parking lot and Brian feels better once they get to the car. Barnaby starts pulling off his shirt and says, "Clothes are fun, but they are so uncomfortable." Barnaby holds open the passenger side door and says, "Grab a seat." Brian is nervous about sitting in the front seat of a car naked.

Brian goes to close the door and Barnaby says, "Not yet." The antelope unbuttons the shorts and they fall to his hooves. Using his leg he kicks the shorts into the floorboard of the car along with the shirt. Barnaby sits on Brian's lap and pulls the door closed. The short fur tickles Brian as Barnaby tries to get comfortable. Peter looks over at them and says, "There is a backseat if you want to cuddle on the way home."

Shaking his head, Barnaby replies, "I like this seat so much more!" Brian feels a slight consolation at being slightly covered now. Peter starts the car and Barnaby grabs Brian's arms to wrap around him. Brian doesn't mind petting the soft fur on Barnaby's small body as they drive.

The motion of the antelope bouncing in his lap causes Brian's erection to spring up. Barnaby says, "There will be plenty of time for that when we get home, Pet." Barnaby is giddy about being able to call a human his pet.

They quickly reach Barnaby's apartment building and Brian asks, "You at least live on the ground floor right?" Barnaby shakes his head no and points at an upstairs apartment door on the end. Brian eyes the path they will have to take up the spotlighted stairs. Peter has already exited the car and waves the bag of clothes while saying, "No chickening out now, unless you want to walk home naked."

Brian's winces at every loud noise the metal stairs make as the big pig clomps his hooves up them. Barnaby stands beside the open car door and says, "I don't get it. I'm wearing just as much as you are and it's no big deal." Barnaby gives the leash a few tugs as he guides Brian up the stairs. Peter is leaning on the balcony railing waiting. Barnaby uses the fingerprint scanner to unlock the door and Brian rushes inside.

Peter whispers to Barnaby, "Have you ever considered being a dom? You seem pretty good at it." Barnaby beams, "You think so?" Peter says, "Yeah, I'll let you go first with him while I watch." Barnaby smiles as he enters his apartment.

Throwing down his clothes beside the bag of Brian's stuff, Barnaby says, "Okay pet, I want you to get down on your knees!" Brian looks at the half pint questioningly and Peter lies, "You thought I was the dom just because I'm bigger?" Peter loosens his tie and sits on the couch. Brian gets down on his knees and inspects the four inch Dik-dik dick. It's jutting out of the sheath with a drop of precum gleaming on the tip.

Grabbing a handful of Brian's short brown hair in one hand. Barnaby says, "If I feel any teeth, you're gonna feel this hand." Brian has trouble taking the little antelope seriously as Barnaby holds his lithe arm up in a vaguely threatening manner. Peter is laughing hysterically on the inside at Barnaby's terrible job of dominating the human.

Brian decides that sucking the small dick would be easy. He could then move on to the main course of pork. Running his tongue across the tip of the cock makes Barnaby shudder. He has received blowjobs before but he's never had a human do it. It added an extra layer of pleasure that made Barnaby moan.

The dik-dik is cute enough and Brian didn't mind helping the little guy out. Barnaby begins gripping the human's head and thrusting gently. Brian could tell Barnaby is too kind to really get rough with him. The way Barnaby pauses every so often to let Brian catch his breath is a dead give away. Peter gets impatient and says, "Enough foreplay Barnaby. Let's go to the bedroom and give him a good pounding."

Barnaby opens his eyes and looks down at Brian with a meek smile. The smile quickly gets replaced by a stern look as Barnaby gets back into character. Barnaby orders, "Into the bedroom, pet." Brian crawls across the carpet on all four towards the bedroom. Barnaby holds the leash as if it is normal to take a human on a walk like that. Barnaby runs a hand down Brian's sweaty back and asks, "Should I put down a towel or something?" Peter replies, "I'll go get one."

Leaving Brian and Barnaby alone for a moment, Peter grabs the large beach towel Barnaby bought for him to use. He holds it out and sees the graphic of a cartoon pig wearing sunglasses. Peter rolls his eyes and walks back to the bedroom to spread the towel on the bed. Barnaby pushes Brian onto it and the human looks up at the small antelope leering at him. Barnaby asks Peter, "Did you want to join in yet?" Peter answers, "Yes, but I want to see if you have a match for his dick in your collection first."

With his small hand, Barnaby grips Brian's large erection. Brian grunts as Barnaby squeezes to judge thickness and length. Opening the closet, Barnaby eyes a few of his dildos and wraps a hand around one experimentally. He lets it go and moves to the next size up.

Happy with his pick, Barnaby holds it next to Brian's cock and says, "Almost a perfect match." Peter begins taking his shirt off and Brian is intimidated by the muscular hairless pig. Barnaby gets distracted and runs a hand over Peter's smooth chest. Peter unlatches his belt and opens the fly of his slacks. Peter says, "I got something special just for you." Brian feels slightly ignored as Peter pulls down the front of his underwear to reveal a patch of unshaved wispy fur above his erection.

Barnaby squeals in delight and runs a hand through the patch. Peter drops his pants and underwear to the floor as he waves his erection. Laying down on the bed beside Brian, Peter runs an arm around the human and pulls him close. Brian doesn't know why, but he leans forward to kiss Peter on the mouth. Peter kisses him back and pokes his tongue in Brian's mouth.

Barnaby climbs onto the bed and lightly slaps the dildo against Peter's leg. Peter pulls back from the kiss and Barnaby asks, "What did you want me to do with this?" Peter pulls his legs up to his chest and says, "Surprise me." Barnaby pops the dildo into his mouth and covers it with saliva. Barnaby is fastidious and always sanitizes his dildo collection in the dishwasher steam cycle after each use.

Pressing the saliva covered dildo to Peter's tail hole, it slides in to the base with little trouble. Peter puts his legs down and just enjoys the feeling of his hole being spread open. Barnaby looks between the two pink skinned creatures on his bed and compares them. Barnaby is always fascinated by how Peter's body looks 90% human. Besides the digitigrade legs with hooves, the sheath, and the head, Barnaby can't see much of a difference between the two.

Brian looks up at Barnaby looking between them like a kid in a candy store. Barnaby slowly runs a hand up both bodies and delights at having a chance to compare and contrast the differences. Wrapping a hand around each cock, Barnaby slowly pumps. Barnaby is glad Peter didn't have a disappointingly thin cock like a feral pig does. The pig was packing a good nine inches with enough girth to satisfy.

Barnaby looks at the human cock in his left hand and admires it's differences. Seven and a half inches with that playful flap of skin that keeps rolling over the head as he pumps. Peter squeezes his butt around the dildo as Barnaby picks up the pace. Barnaby reaches his head down and starts licking the sweat from Brian's thigh. Brian shutters at the sensation of a small tongue working it's way around his body.

Barnaby asks, "Take over on Peter would you?" Brian reaches a hand over and squeezes the pig's cock as Barnaby focuses on him. Looking down at his own erection, Barnaby decides it is time to have some real fun. He climbs over Brian and reaches for the lube on the nightstand. Barnaby is glad he owns a queen size bed. It is four times more bed than what a four and a half foot antelope needs, but he knew he would regret getting a smaller one if he ever has company for the night. He makes sure to drag his cock over Brian's face as he reaches for the nightstand.

Brian tries to turn his head as he gets a mouthful of fur. Barnaby holds the lube and says, "Oh, I didn't see you there." Barnaby gives a thrust of his hips to poke his cock tip against the side of Brian's head. Peter snickers as Barnaby gets into the roll of a dom. Barnaby repositions his knees to straddle Brian's face and leans forward into a sixty nine. Barnaby is barely tall enough to reach Brian's cock with his own mouth. Squirting lube on his fingers. Barnaby pokes at Brian's backdoor as he gives a few licks down the human's shaft. Brian continues the blowjob he started earlier as Barnaby's balls rub across his nose.

Interrupting the moment, Peter says, "I'm never going to get off at this rate." Barnaby pulls off the cock to ask, "What did you have in mind?" Peter sits up and says, "I want his cock in me while you have your way with his ass." Brian doesn't mind this arrangement. Peter reaches down and carefully pulls out the poorly lubed saliva covered dildo. He gets on his hands and knees and points his butt towards Barnaby. With a smile Barnaby puts more lube on his fingers and presses two into Peter.

Peter waves the dildo at Brian and asks, "Want to give it a turn since I warmed it up for you?" Barnaby grabs the dildo and presses it towards Brian's lubed up hole before he could answer. The human grits his teeth as Barnaby pops only the tip in several times. Peter waves his butt in the air and says, "Quit toying with him." Brian pushes Barnaby away and crawls over to Peter. Peter jokes, "Sorry if I'm a bit loose, Barnaby likes to slam me all night with his monster cock."

Barnaby is at peace with the fact he is only packing four inches. It is more than enough to please others of his species. Being a nudist adjusts perspective on things like that. Barnaby watches as Brian presses his tip under Peter's tail. Peter grunts and enjoys the feeling as Brian starts to get into a rhythm.

Grabbing a few pillows from the top of the bed, Barnaby piles them up into a platform to reach Brian's butt. Wrapping a hand around the human's balls, Barnaby orders, "Hold still a second would you." Brian pauses balls deep in Peter as Barnaby lines himself up. Barnaby laughs and says, "I think you're ready for my monster cock." Brian is surprised to enjoy the feeling of the antelope's dick. It is like getting fingerbanged. Barnaby wraps his arms around Brian as he continues with Peter.

The three are a frenzy of thrusting. Peter squeezes his own cock as Brian hits a few of the right spots. Barnaby holds Brian's hips tight and thrusts with wild abandon. The little dik dik knew he isn't about to hurt anyone with what he is packing. Brian can't hold out very long from the stimulation. He squeezes Peter's muscular butt and says, "I'm about to cum." Barnaby takes this as a sign he isn't dominating the human enough and reaches up to pull Brian's hair.

Brian is pulled back from the brink of orgasm by the pain. Brian brushes the little hand away and says, "Cut it out." Barnaby says, "You didn't ask permission to cum yet." Peter looks over his shoulder and smiles, "I'm about to cum, too. May I, Master Barnaby?" Barnaby says, "Go ahead." Peter masturbates his cock harder and clamps his tailhole on Brian's cock. Brian groans at the feeling as Peter milks himself on the towel under them. Barnaby resumes thrusting and Brian asks, "May I cum in him?" Barnaby says, "You forgot to say please and Master."

Brian feels a little humiliation at having to call someone a full foot shorter than him master. Brian asks, "May I please cum in him, Master?" Barnaby answers, "Yes, but if I climax before you do, I'll rescind that permission."

Brian starts thrusting into the pig under him in a race with the finger sized cock in his butt. He finally feels a tingle and grunts as he unloads in Peter. Barnaby slows his thrusts as he feels Brian clench and moan in climax. Brian pants and waits for Barnaby to finish in his butt. The minutes drag on and Brian asks, "You almost done back there?" Barnaby says, "I got a whole lot of stamina left. You better get comfortable." Peter slides out from under Brian and watches.

Brian's butt starts to get sore as Barnaby changes up his thrusts every few minutes to different angles. Barnaby flips the human on his back and Brian is panting and moaning as he gets his second wind. Brian reaches for his hard cock and Barnaby says, "I only gave you permission for one climax. You can stroke it all you like, but I'll punish you if you jizz." Brian doesn't care as he moans and grunts in pleasure.

With a leg under each arm, Barnaby finally feels his coming climax. Brian can't take the stimulation much more as Barnaby finally gives a few long thrusts and pumps his seed into Brian. Peter gives an applause and says, "Very nice. You dominated him like a champ." Brian continues to stroke his cock and asks, "Please Master! May I cum?"

Barnaby asks, "What do you think Peter?" Peter replies, "I think you shouldn't have tricked him to blow his first load so quickly." Peter grabs Brian's hand and pulls it away from his cock. Barnaby runs his fingers across Brian's needy cock and the human humps the air. Barnaby says, "I'll be a kind master and let you have your second."

With both tiny hands, Barnaby grips the cock and gives twists and pumps. Brian is already on edge and quickly shoots his second load into the air. Barnaby pulls his cock out of the human and licks the jizz off Brian's chest. Barnaby lays across Brian's sweaty heaving chest and cuddles up to him. Peter stands up and says, "I stink like a human now. I'm going to hit the shower."

Brian and Barnaby enjoy the moment alone. Barnaby says, "Remind me to give you my phone number. I want to see you again." Barnaby feels his wet fur and asks, "Why are you so sweaty? That's not normal for a human is it?" Brian smiles and says, "I might have popped a viagra at the bar." Barnaby asks, "You have trouble down there?" Brian frowns and answers, "No, it stopped my dick from shriveling up at the thought of being naked in that bar."

With a smile, Barnaby says, "Size isn't everything. I think I proved that by making you squeal." Brian replies, "That's easier to say when you have a sheath to hide it away."

Barnaby asks, "You good for a round three?" Brian quickly says, "Heck no." Barnaby lays his head back against Brian's sweaty chest and says, "I could stay like this forever." Brian says, "Well I could use a shower." Barnaby replies, "Want to take one together when Peter gets done?" Brian answers, "Sure, do you even have any human soap?" Barnaby is prepared but doesn't want to look like it so he lies, "I think maybe there is some under the cabinet. It came with the apartment."

Peter walks out of the bathroom with only a tiny towel around his neck and Barnaby asks, "Is that one of my good towels?" Peter shrugs and answers, "The towel you got for me to use is all sweaty. A towel is a towel." Barnaby gets off Brian and reaches up to pull the towel away. Peter holds it up out of Barnaby's reach. Brian watches with a frown as they argue like an old married couple about how the good towels are for decoration.

Finally, Peter just apologizes and hands the towel over. Barnaby slaps Peter on the bare butt and says, "Go watch TV or something while we get cleaned up." Peter walks into the living room and plops on the couch. Barnaby holds his hand out to Brian and they walk into the bathroom.

Barnaby pulls the bar of soap from the cabinet and is excited to bathe a human. Brian stands passively in the shower stall as Barnaby makes circles around him lathering him up. Barnaby occasionally squeezes Brian's butt or fondles his balls. Brian says, "I know how to wash myself." Barnaby waves his erection at Brian and says, "I am so fascinated by humans. Thank you for letting me touch you all over." Brian replies, "You're welcome?"

Ducking into the water spray to rinse off, Brian finishes his shower and Barnaby trades positions. Brian uses the offered bottle of shampoo to lather up the fur. Barnaby pokes his erection at Brian's leg and giggles as he enjoys the attention. Brian has to get down on his knees in the shower to wash Barnaby. Brian is really turned off as he feels like he's washing a cub.

Peter waits patiently while watching a reality tv show. He rolls his eyes as a family of cats yell and throw things at each other. Barnaby and Brian finally come out of the back. Brian has a 'good' towel wrapped around him. Peter huffs, "How come you let him use the good towels?" Barnaby says, "I might as well make a full load of towels to wash since I already have to wash half of them." Brian walks over to his bag by the door and starts getting dressed.

Barnaby and Peter watches curiously as Brian pulls up a pair of boxer briefs under his towel. Brian slides on the grey work uniform he wore before getting stripped at the club. Peter recognizes the uniform as medical scrubs. Peter asks, "Are you a doctor or something fancy?" Brian laughs and says, "I wish. I'm just a run of the mill nurse." With disappointment Barnaby slowly says, "Oh." Brian asks, "What does that mean? I'm still the same person who you just had amazing sex with." Peter says, "Let me drive you to your car."

With a shrug Brian heads out the door and Peter straps on his collar to follow after. Peter drapes his arm around Brian as they go down the stairs. Brian runs a hand over the shaved and naked pig's butt. Once in side the car Peter says, "Barnaby has an irrational fear of nurses. He had to stay in a hospital for an extended period as a kid and one might have repeatedly abused him when his parents weren't looking."

Brian replies, "Okay, I don't think things with him would work out anyway. I only came home with him because a big strong boar like you was part of the deal." Brian reaches over and feels the patch of faux pubes above Peter's sheath. Peter looks down at the hand and says, "No offense, but you're not really my type. I was just trying to find Barnaby a human boyfriend because I'm too nice to just break up with him." Brian is confused, "So you don't really like him either?" Peter quickly says, "That's not what I said. Barnaby is very obsessive and focuses all his energy on one person. His last boyfriend pawned him off on me and I need to find someone to spark his interest."

Peter pulls up to beside Brian's car and asks the human, "If you know any humans looking for an antelope boyfriend, give me a text." Peter pulls out a business card from the glove box and hands it to Brian. Brian pockets the business card and gives a half hearted wave as the strangest night he's had in a very long time comes to an end.