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You continue to drag the unconscious monster out of your patient’s bedroom. Once you drag it into the hallway, Jane comes up and assist** s **** you in **** carrying **** the monster down the stairs. **

“I see you knock out our peeping furry here.” She whispers.

“Help me bring it out to the truck. I want you to take a closer look at it.” You whisper back.

“Joe, Shouldn’t we call the police? After all, we just nabbed ourselves a *pedo.” *

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** “It’s no**** t a **** pedo *phile* , it’s the discovery of the decade.” **

The brunette opens the door for the two of you and continues to help carry the monster to your truck. You get the clicker for the truck, unlock it and open up the door to the back seat of your truck. Both you and your assistant toss *the monster in the back seat. *

“** T ***ake a closer look at the “furry” and try to look for a zipper or something while I grab some zip ties from the back.” *

The woman turns to you. You already can tell that she is finding this whole thing to be outrageous.** “Zip Ties? **** W ***hat the* hell *do you need zip ties for? Are we kidnapping this person?” *

You roll your eyes. “** Look, please **** examine the quote on quote furry, now. It’s not a person. Look closely.” You **** tell her **** as **** y ***ou dig around* in the back of your truck for zip ties. Once you ge** t **** what you need ***, you run back to* her, the woman looks absolutely petrified** , almost as if **** she’s seen a monster and **** of course **** you mean that literall ***y. You actually have a living breathing monster laying unconscious right in the back seat of your truck.*

“** There’s no zipper on that thing ***? JOE, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ZIPPER?!!!” She yells* and gets a** ll **** hysterical **** as she **** gropes around the monster for a “zipper”. **

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** You slap Jane’s hands away from the monster. “**** Hey *, stop touching the green fur-ball! You’re not gonna find a zipper. I’* ve **** already checked.” **

“So, is that thing… Is that thing the monster that has been harassing the kid*?” *

“Ye** ah ***, I assume so. But it doesn’t look like the* red dragon that he *described.” *

“Do you think it shape-shifts?”

“** How am I suppose to know that? **** Maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t. but I think I want to wake up Walter about this. He’ll have a good take on this. **** G ***et in the front seat,* I need to tie it up.” You sho** w **** off the jar of zip ties in your hand. **** The Brunette **** sits in the front of **** the vehicle **** as you turn the monster on it’s back and zip tie it’s arms and legs together **** along with **** it’s tail. **

After you finish tying up your cryptic catch, you start up your truck and drive out off Mrs. O'Brian’s driveway. As you’r** e **** on the road, you pull out your phone to call Walter. After several voice messages later, you stop calling him. But that’s not gonna stop you from going to his house anyway.**

“** S ***houldn’t one of us stay to watch Stevie’s sleep patterns?”* Fear has obviously crept up on your poor terror stricken assistant. No doubt due to the monster in the back and you also can’t forget about the scrutiny from the university. To be honest ** though ***, out of the two things* that she fears the most, you’d probably say the wrath of the university is your biggest fear.

“** W ***hy do we still have to do that* at this point? Isn’t it obvious that the monster was the reason for his sleeping problems. We effectively cured him and scored ourselves a new species in the process. This is gonna make us famous. Why do you think I’m driving us to Walter’s place right now? He’s the biologist. He’ll help us identify it and whatnot. ** A ***nd maybe he’ll use its DNA to make some pretty nifty GMOs in the process.” *

** Five minutes later, you and Jane arrive in front of** the biologist’s house. Once you park in front of his house, you immediately jump out of your car and run up to his front door. You continuously ring ** hi *s doorbell and bang on his door to get him to com* e out, **** h ***ollering his name in the process. After enough annoyance, Walter Bischoff opens the door, wearing a white shirt and gym shorts.* His height is very average, has a very masculine face with fine stubble around it, has a thick pair of eyebrows, followed by his brown eyes and his brown hair that is cut very short. In general, t** he **** biologist **** always has an angry look to his face, but once you really **** get to **** talk to him, he’s educating you on his field **** and **** is cracking jokes at you *r expense. However, he *** has the most pissed off look you’ve ever seen on his face.**

“J** oe ***,* It’s three o’clock in the morning! What the fuck are you waking me up for? Get the hell off of my property. Whatever you want to share with me can wait.” The man growls under his breath. “If I feel like listening to you about tomorrow, that is. Now, get the hell away from my house!” He yells.

He tries to shut the door on you, but you move your body in the way of his door and g** etting a face full of door in the process. “Owww… Walter.” You say. “I got something to show you in the back of my **** truck ***” *

“I don’t care!” He says as he continues to slam the door on you. “G **et the fuck off of my property*! N *ow***!” He yells again. *

The door hits you again. “AAHHH! Walter, I got a new species in my truck and I’ll-” You get hit by the door again. “Fuck! A** nd I’ll give you the two hundred bucks that’s in my wallet if you let me show you the creature.” He hits you with the door again and holds the door against you.**

*“That last slam was for good measure. Now, you’ll give me two-hundred if I see your “creature”, right?” *

“Yeah, yeah.” You gasp in pain.

“If this is some kind of joke** , I’m taking your two-hundred and calling the **** authorities ***. You got that, Joe!”* He threatens*. *

“Yeah, I got that. A** nd trust me, **** y ***ou won’t be disappointed.” *

** **** The cranky man **** moves the door off of you. **** Y ***ou walk over with him to your truck and open the back seat where the monster lays unconscious and tied up.* The biologist crosses his arms. e doesn’t look amused.

“What is this? S** ome **** sick furfag fetish you're trying to get me into or something?” He snarls. “Give me the two-hundred bucks now you degenerate, I’m calling the cop *s!” He pulls out his phone *** to dial the authorities. **** **

“WAIT! H** umor me, man, how about you examine it and judge for yourself. This is no joke! **** You know me man, I’m too much of a workaholic to be pulling pranks on you. ***” *

“Yeah, Walter,” Jane says from the front seat. “The thing was harassing our patient every night. A** nd Joe managed to knock it out single-handedly.”**

Walter puts his phone in his pockets and moans. “Okay, fine. But I’m gonna need more light though.”

** You turn on your cell phone’**** s **** flashlight and shine it on the monster. “At first we thought it was one of those mascot wearers molesting our patient, but we could ***n’t* find a zipper on it or any other indication of a costume. This thing breath** e ***s, has bad breath, makes drool, has body odor and all of the other things living organisms produce. It’s legit.” *

He *turns the monster on it’s back and feels around, examining it. He feels under its shirt. “Well, for one thing, this creature is a female.” *

*“Wait, how do you know that?” You ask. *

*“Joe, it has tits.” *

“Really? That monster looks flat as a board.”

He pulls up the shirt and you see really small breasts. “Jesus, she’s flat as a board.”

“Yeah, I know. I’m just shocked you two didn’t realize that after groping this thing for a zipper or whatever. Her species is probably K selected or she has K selected characteristic for her species.” Walter says as he covers the shirt over its breast.

“** Wait, how can you just tell that it’s K selected from that?” Jane asks.**

Walter rolls his eyes at her and lifts up the monsters shirt again to expose it’s breasts. “Look.” He says as he points to it’s left breast. “You see how small theses breasts are? That’s the K selected traits I am talking about. Now, R selected type of ladies have bigger breasts to attract the big, hornier males. These big jugged gals have a very fast life history strategy. They tend to go for the pump and dump method of breeding rather that the monogamous K selected strategies of the K type. Fucking a lot of men in their lifetime also means being riddled with all sorts of STDs. And with those milkers you got their, lady.” He points to Jane’s breast. “I wouldn’t be shocked if you get a lot of D from a lot of different guys.” He resumes examining the monster in a different area of it’s body.

Your assistant gasps at what she’s just heard. Her attitude then shifts to furious. “** How rude ***!* I’m shocked your friends with anyone with that kind of attitude.** ” She **** says with clenched teeth.**

“Cool it, Jane. Walter is a good asset for this discovery of ours. Just give him a break. He’s all cranky when he doesn’t get his sleep.”

“Yeah, Jane. Cool it or your nagging might scare me off.” H** is voice is laced with a lot of mockery as he tells her that. **** While **** he is still examining the monster, **** he **** stick ***s* the middle finger at her from behind.

You grab him by the shoulder and bring him closer to get his attention. “Look, man I get you’re tired and all. But, I went to you of all the people I know for help. Just please try to be peaceable with my assistant, okay.”

“** Uh, Fine.” He **** groans **** out.**

He starts to feel around the monster’s groin. Walter pulls down its shorts and panties to take a closer look at its genitalia. “Well, Joe. I’m pretty convinced now that this creature is legit. No way you can fake a vagina like that.” He pulls up the monster’s shorts over it’s crouch and stop his examination. “** I was honestly expecting it’s… You know… It’s female parts too look very different from a humans, but it looks a lot like a human vagina ***. Hell, it’s body looks very human-like. But it has fur, a tail and a shark-like head with ears and horns. Even though this creature has no relation to humans in any way. It managed to evolve human-like characteristics. This right here is a prime example of convergent evolution* if I do say so myself.”

Walter turns towards Joe. “What are you two gonna do with this specimen?”

“I was planning on studying it with my assistant. But I also was hoping you can be onboard with my study here too. That’s why I came to you so late about this. ** A ***nd again, sorry* about wak** ing **** you up.” **

“That’s in the past. Let’s just bury the hatchet and forget about the bad blood between us. But if you expect me to work with you, I’** m **** gonna still need that two-hundred for the stir you caused me this morning.” **** He reaches **** his hand ou ***t,* *expecting you to cough up the dough you promised. *

“Oh damn it, man.” You huff as you reach in your wallet for the two-hundred you owe him. The money is in his hands and the transaction is complete. “ **Listen here**** , I want to bring this monster back to my place for now. Do you want to ride back with us? Keep in mind that you’ll be in the back with the monster.” **

“Do you have any sedatives?”

*“No, sorry. If it wakes up you’ll probably have to hold it down. Are you okay with that?” *

He takes a look at the monster, the man doesn’t look that worried honestly. “Yeah, I don’t mind. I don’t think a four-foot bondaged green fur** ry **** is going to do much damage to me.” **** He **** says confidently. **

** **** He hops in the back seat with the unconscious monster and y ***ou get yourself into the front seat and drive away from* his *house. You’re all sitting in silence until Walter asks you more questions about the monster. *

“So… Did you find it in the clothing it is wearing?”

*“Yeah, of course. Why?” *

“What was it doing when the two you *found it?” *

“It was just looming over our patient. It was also open** ing **** and clos ***ing* the closet door in the patient's room too for whatever reason*.” *

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*“Has the monster been unconscious this entire time?” *

*“Yeah of course. I hit it in the back of the head with a bat.” *

“** A ***nd how long has it been since you knocked it out?”*

“About thirty or so minutes I think.”

“Joe, you fucking retard! You’re a sleep doctor. You should know that most knockouts have the person unconscious for a few minutes or less. Any longer than three minutes usually means that they have received serious brain damage.”

You facepalm yourself, hard*. How could you forget that? You probably forgot that because of the lack of sleep you had. “DAMN IT!” You yell. “I really screwed the pooch!” *

“Yeah, you did. You put your monster in a comatose state, ** w ***ay to go.” *

** Walter uses the flashlight on his phone to check on the monster. He opens one of** it’s eyes to check for any pupil stimuli response. Its eye is yellow with a big black pupil in the middle of it. The pupil is not responding to the light stimuli that is being emitted by his phone. “I’m not getting any pupil response.” He says with panic. A** nd right when he checks the other eye for stimuli response, its other eye opens up. Its eyes **** are **** now dilated and turning into slits. The monster yells loudly from **** his **** touc *h. Startled, *** the biologist **** leans back on his side of the car. Using his legs and feet as a shield against the tied up monster. “Holy shit, it woke up!”**

“Walter, hold it down. I don’t want to get mauled by th** at **** monster.” Jane says looking back.**

The monster is struggling in its zip-tie restraints and screaming. “S** omeone help me *! H* elp ***!” The monster yells.*

*Walter now looks amazed by the screaming creature. “Sweet Jesus. It speaks English. Joe, you score us an intelligent alien that can speak our language.” *

“Don’t touch me, you toxic human!” The monster snaps at Walter. “Your toxins and germs will kill me.” It tries to curl up on its side of the car. Trying to get away from any physical contact from him.

“Walt** er, what did you do? ***”* You take a quick glance back at him and then resume your attention to driving again.

“** I didn’t do anything. All I was doing was checking for pupil response.”**

“You touched me! That’s what you did, Human! You’ve go your icky human germs all over me.** ” The monster says with vitriol **** while she gives the man a hard stare down with it’s frighten eyes. Frighten eyes that start to water. **** “Oh no! I’m gonna die from human germs!”**

“** Hey ***,* calm down** ” **** The biologist **** says **** and gestures with his hands ***. “Me and* Joe are doctors and she’** s **** a nurse. **** We can help you if you have any **** serious bugs that you may have come in contact **** with ***. But honestly, I don’t think you’ll* have any issues with our germs. It’s pretty hard for ** diseases **** to **** jump **** to another species. You have to have constant long term exposure for that to happen.”**

“So what if I don’t get yah nasty germs. I still got your human poisons all over me. I need to get back to my world and have a monster doctor cure me.” It starts crying and digging its horns into the back seat leather. “Let me go home! Let me go home! Please!”

“** Hey ***,” Jane says to Joe. “It’s digging its horns into your backseat.” *

*“Yeah.” Walt chimes in. “it’s doing a number on the leather.” *

You bang your hand repeatedly on the steering wheel. “** Walter ***! I asked you to restrain it!”*

“** Hey ***, If It says I have toxins that could kill her, I don’t want to do more damage then we already have.” *

You bang your fist against the steering wheel again. “Well, that’s just fucking great. It’s ripping up my seats with its horns and we may have poisoned it. That’s just frickin fantastic.” You mumble in anger.

“Stop referring to me as an IT!” The monster yells out. “I’m a she, a person, and… A… Gulp… A virgin… Wahhh, I’m gonna die a virgin!” She starts sobbing manically again.

Your beginning to grind and gnaw at your teeth now. “Walt! Make it. No! I meant her. Make her stop crying.”

“What do you want me to do? Read it a bedtime story? Sing it a lullaby? If we had sedatives, I would have sedated it already.” He r** etorts. **** **

The monster starts kicking him, even with both of her ankles still tied up. “I’M A SHE! NOT AN IT! YOU BIG JERK!” The monster yells at Walter.

Walter gets up from his side and restrains the monster. “Stop! You’re giving me more of your germs! Stop, please! Let go of me!”

“Look, I’m sorry about calling you an it, I meant no offense to you in any personal way. I never wanted to restrain the first alien I wanted to meet, but if you don’t calm down, I’ll have to restrain you further.”

“Hey, stop spreading more of your pathogens on her.” You tell him.

“I think the damage is already done. We have to treat her the best we can when we get back to your place and I don’t want her to do anymore damage to your leather interior here after all.”

The monster starts to put up more resistance to Walter’s grip. “Noooo! Let me go, you meanie! Let me go!” Her eyes start to water more and her movements start to get more and more erratic.

“** I’ll let go of you if you stop thrashing around ***.”* He tells her, but his request for her to stop moving goes on deaf ears. The monster continues to struggle violently as he holds her down.

“Jane help him. I got another few miles to go before we get back to my house.” You ** plead to **** her ***.*

The woman leans from her seat and stares back to the struggling monster. “Monster, please calm down! ** We aren’t going to hurt you. ***” she* tells her to no avail, the monster continues to flail about and cry in Walter’s grasp.

Jane then gets this weird look on her face, one of anger and heavy concentration. She has this very intense scowl on her face as she gives the monster a death glare. ** A few seconds after she told **** her **** to stop, **** t ***he monster starts convulsing and yell in pain. “OH, MY HEAD! IT REALLY HURTS!” The monster screeches in pain. Thirty seconds of screaming and convulsing later, the monster faints. *

“Walter! Did you just kill her?” Your assistant asks.

“I don’t think what I was doing could have caused this. I think either the concussion may have created serious head trauma or our human toxins may have caused it to seize up. Those toxins in question may have also cause** d **** those headaches it was complaining about **** before ***.* Damn, t** he toxins it **** was **** referr ***ing to* maybe killing her right now as we speak. Joe, floor it! She *may need serious medical attention.” *

You floor it and drive over the speed limit to your house. After about three minutes of driving later** , you, your associates, and the monster arrive at your house. Once you park in your driveway, you tell Jane and Walt to grab a pair of gloves from the trunk **** and **** then **** carr ***y* the monster to your spare bedroom. Y** ou go ahead of them to look for your adrenaline, smelling salts, stethoscope, respirator and defibrillator that you have laying around in your house. Once you got everything, you run to your spare bedroom. **** When you walk in, you **** see the biologist **** is **** checking **** for **** the monster’s pulse and from the looks of it, **** h ***e’s having a hard time finding the monster’s pulse.* He must being having issues finding a vein through all of that fur the monster has*. *

*“Is her fur making it difficult to get an accurate pulse?” *

“Yeah,” he *responds. “Come on over here, use that stethoscope already.” *

** **** The biologist **** waves you over to the unconscious monster. **** H ***e lifts off her shirt for you so you can press your stethoscope against her chest. As you use* the stethoscope, you don’t notice any abnormal heart rate, y** ou’re beginning to think she freaked herself out. She may be experiencing the nocebo effect. You take out your smelling salts, break it and put it in front of her nose. “I don’t think she’s getting poisoned. I think it’s all in her head. Jane, can I have those Tic-Tacs you were sucking on earlier?”**

The woman pulls the hard candy out of her purse and hands them to you. After a few seconds of the smelling salts being near her nasal cavities, she comes too. She jumps out of bed with a loud gasp. Startled by you and your associates' presence, She screams again and huddles herself against the wall that the bed leans on. The monster starts hacking up a lot, like she’s a cat trying to spit out a hairball.

“Couggh! Cough! Get away from me yo- COFF! You toxic humans!” She continues to cough and wheeze out in a sickly manner.

It’s kind of obvious at this point that this illness is all in her head. So, y** ou show her the Tic-Tacs and shake th ***e hard candies* in front of her. “Listen here.” You say. “I got medicine that can get rid of the human toxins in your system. A** nd after taking it, you’ll be immune to any type of human toxin **** you may come in contact with ***. So, what do you say, lady?”* You shake the breath mints again to get her attention.

The monster puts her restrained hands out in front of you, her hands are wide open, expecting you. No, pleading to you to give her the “medicine”. “Please, I don’t want to die!” Her eyes start to water as she continues to beg to you. “Please! Please! PLEASE! Give me the medicine!”

Her extended hands start to shake heavily. It probably best to just give it to her at this point before she thinks she has Parkinson’s disease or some equivalent of it. You pour a bunch of the hard breath mints *into her hands and she gobbles them up in an instant. After she loudly gulps them down, she lays in the bed panting with relief. *

“You said your head was hurting in the car. Do you want us to get you some ice?” You ask.

The monster moans.** “Yes, please. It still feels very sore.” **** She rubs her temples to soothe the pain she is still feeling.**

“** Can you **** get her some ice and a bottle of water *.” You ask your assistant. “* You can find it in the refrigerator.” **

She *walks out of the room to get what you asked for. *

*“Now, that I have helped remove the human toxins in your system, can I ask a few questions about you?” *

She sits up in the bed, t** he **** nervous **** monster takes a moment to collect her thoughts. “What do you want to know?” **

*“Well, how about your name? My name is Dr. Joe Shomoe. What about yours?” *

“My name is Loka Iscennah. I uh *build doors...” *

*One of your brows raises when hearing that. Build doors? You thought she was scaring your patient. Is she lying to you about the scaring and saying that she builds doors as an excuse? “You build doors, huh? What kind of doors?” *

*“Well… I can’t tell you what kind of doors I make. You’re a human after all. It’s confidential to your kind.” *

*“If you’re not gonna answer my question, Loka, then I’m gonna accuse you of lying.” You say sternly. “So, let me ask another question. Why are you scarring my patient?” *

*“Seriously, doc, if you are one. I build doors and maintain them. That’s my job.” *

“Then why did I find you in my patient’s bedroom? Were you admiring the craftsmanship of his closet door? Or maybe you were trying to scare him?”

“** Look ***, when I was opening and closing that child’s door, I wasn’t trying to scare the child, I was trying to get out of the room.” *

“How does going into the closet get you out of his room? Last time I checked, I didn’t see a monster world when I opened up his closet. Are you coming into his room to scare him through his window or through some form of teleportation technology?”

“I don’t scare kids!” The monster says in frustration. “I failed the scarer test in my university years. I dropped out of scaring and went into door building and maintenance. It’s a lot more interesting honestly. You have to learn a lot more about the kids so the scarers know what they are dealing with*.” *

“So you monsters are scaring kids like my patient? Why are you scaring them in the middle of the night for anyway? Does your kind feed off of their mental energy like a bunch of psychic vampires or something? Or does you** r **** kind get some kind of sadistic kick out of making human kids sleep-deprived?” **

“Again, I don’t scare them! A** nd what the heck is a psychic vampire?” **

*“Hey! I wasn’t the one trespassing into a sleep-deprived kid's bedroom here. I think it obvious that you don’t ask the questions. I do. Now, why are you and the other monsters scaring human kids like my patient and how did you get into my patient's room?” *

She *starts sobbing again.“If I told you, I don’t think I can ever return to my world. They probably banish me to your world if I came back and told them that I opened my big mouth about monsters to the humans.” *

Okay, now you are starting to feel bad about being the bad cop in this interrogation. Your assistant comes back with the ice and water and hands it to you. You sit next to the monster on the bed and lean towards her with the ice pack. “May I put this on y** our head?” You **** say as you offer her the ice pack.**

*“Sniff…Please. My head still hurts.” She pleads. *

You put it on her head, a coo of relief escapes her mouth. “I’m sorry I’m asking these questions. But, if you cooperate with us more, maybe we can help you get back to your home, w** herever that is.” **

A glimmer of hope shines off of the monster’s *eyes. “You can really bring me back home, doc?” *

“Well, I honestly don’t know for sure. If we can get some more info from you, then maybe me and my associates can use th** at **** information to find you a way back home.” **

** Loka ponders on your promise of returning her to her home. Again, you don’t know enough about how she even got**** ten **** in ***to* Stevie’s room to begin with. But if you can get knowledge, tech, or DNA from her that would be a win for you and your associates in your opinion. I** f she can provide you with enough information about how she got **** herself **** into **** his **** room **** in the first place ***, then maybe you can get her back to her world. *

“Even if I do tell you about why we monsters scare kids or how I got here. I don’t think my people will accept me again. I’ll still be trapped here.” She starts to sob again.

You reach your hand out and pat her on her back. She’s not reeling back from your touch at least. *“Well, how do you know they won’t accept you back if you don’t try?” *

*“It’s all protocol with them. They probably think I’m a bio-hazard or something.” *

*“How about this, maybe me and my associates can offer your kind something they don’t have?” *

*“Again, I think they will dispose of any kind of offering as a bio-hazard.” *

*“Well, how do you know that?” *

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** “Because they have containment breaches at Monster’s Inc all the time. The CDA will just destroy it in some containment protocol. Heck, they probably might keep me in isolation or something if I come back.”**

“What if we come with you as human ambassadors? Were not kids, I bet something interesting c** an **** come from a first contact.” **

“First contact? What do you mean by that?”

“Well, do you monsters have any space alien movies?”

“What are those?” She asks with bewilderment.

*“Wait, Really? Have your kind ever gone to outer space?” *

*“What’s so interesting about outer space?” *

“It’s interesting to travel to space because it’s a place that no one else can ever physically go t** o without a space ship ***.* It’s a bigger achievement than climbing up the highest of mountains or traveling to another continent with a boat. Loka, have your kind never envisioned beings on other worlds before?”

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*“No, why would we? Every monster knows life only exists in Xibalba and in the human world. Everything else outside of those worlds is lifeless and barren.” *

“Hmmm is that so.” You say with surprise. “What is Zee-ba-ba by the way?”

“It’s the monster world!” She says with offense. “and it’s pronounced Zi-Bal-ba!”

*“Sorry. The name is honestly a tongue twister. Our world’s name is really not that hard to pronounce.” *

“What is your world’s name may I ask?”

“Our planet is called Earth.”

The monster starts laughing. “Why d** id **** your kind name your planet after dirt?”**

*“I don’t know. That’s what it’s always been called.” *

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“Well, doc! Our worl** d is **** named by the monster god, Kukulkan. The all-powerful feathered snake monster god named our world and has given monster kind the responsibility to scare human younglings to please our scary feathered lord! Or **** that’s **** what **** his followers **** say. I’m not the biggest believer in Kukulkan honestly.” **

“I don’t even want to try to even pronounce that.” You say with embarrassment. “** W ***e’re getting off-topic. Let’s start over. You never have seen anything with space aliens?”*

“Nope!”

“Well… This is gonna be a lot harder to explain to you then. Well, the idea of a first contact is when one group of people meets a new group of people. AKA, beings that are not human. We would talk about our people's relations, ambitions and needs. It would be an exchange of cultures and ideas. A negotiation. A** nd maybe through these negotiations, humans and these hypothetical beings could exchange resources and technologies and better ourselves in the process.” **

*“What would you want from us monsters?” *

“I don’t know. Maybe you have resources that can cure our diseases or have technologies that can revolutionize our world. Maybe humanity can offer something to your kind that can benefit them."

"That sounds interesting." She remarks.

“How about this? I’ll tell you what I mean if you tell me more about yourself and your kind. I’ll even cut your restraints off if you work with me here. I really don’t want to hurt you, Loka, but you got to give me a reason to trust you just as much as I got to give you a reason to trust me. So, what do you say?”

** She thinks about your offer again.** The furry monster looks very conflicted about all of this. But, you can tell from her mannerism** s **** that she’s starting to trust you more. You get a knife out of your pocket and offer to cut her restraints if she works with you. “I’ll make you some food too. I bet you’ll feel more comfortable if you had some food while you talk to us about yourself. I’ll even tell you all about my doctorates if you want.” You put the knife under her restraints. “So, do we have a deal?”**

“Yes, Dr. Joe. It’s a deal.” She says reluctantly.

** You cut her restraints off with your knife as carefully as possible and hand her the ice pack and water bottle.** She takes big gulps from her water as she rests the ice pack on her head** , finishing **** her water in an instant and **** then **** hands the empty bottle **** back to you ***.*

“Now, Loka,” you say. “I want to see if you have a concussion or not. I did hit you on the head with a bat after all. Can you stand up for me?” She stands up for you and you give her a few tests on her balance, hearing, vision, coordination, memory and reflexes. Loka did really good on all your tests. You didn’t notice any symptoms of a concussion. You als** o **** want to make sure that there's no brain swelling or bleeding through a MRI or a CT scan, but you’r ***e* not sure how you’re going to s** n *e* a ***k* a monster in** to **** your university to perform these examinations. You’re gonna have to hold off **** on **** that for a while. **** You offer your hand to her. “Here, take my hand, **** lady ***. I show you to my kitchen.” She takes your hand with caution and follows you and your associates. *