Ultimate Furry Crossover: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure Entry 31

Story by Gideon Kalve Jarvis on SoFurry

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Expect me to upload a lotta stuff in the near future. But! In the meantime, have an entry. ^.^

At the superstation, Comet battles first Temptation, and then Leech. M'ress meets with a quartet of intergalactic cops intent on bringing down the slaving operations on War World, while catching a robot fighting match on the side. And in Castlevania...Undertale happens!


Ultimate Furry Crossover: An Adult Choose Your Own Adventure

Entry 31

By Gideon Kalve Jarvis

Vote Tallies

*Superheroines

Scouts American/Japanese? 8/5

Who should we follow next?

1) Batgirl (68% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures) – 4

2) Wonder Woman and Stargirl, doomed (a Villains scene) – 1

3) Comet has his reward now (lots of sex) – 1

4) Comet saves his reward for later, and goes to save the day (54% chance of success, best two out of three) – 7 – looks like Comet’s decided to earn his harem the hard way

Finally, should Comet free Supergirl and the Sailor Scouts, or keep them as captives? If he frees them, he’ll add 10% to the above #4 chance of success, or future rolls that may come if #3 wins, but won’t have any guarantees that they’ll be his afterward (Comet does have Catra and company as prisoners, though) – 11/2

Immediate Party Additions:

Ace the Bat-Hound (anthro, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypto\_the\_Superdog) – 1

Krypto the Superdog (anthro, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypto\_the\_Superdog) – 1

*Desert City

Shall we take on a gamorrean as a party member? Y/N – 1/12

Now, where shall we go next?

a) Scooby Doo and the mysterious slave auction – 5

(63%, best two out of three)

b) M’Ress meets Garrus – 8 – winner

c) The fate of the captives – 0

d) Bre’r Fox and company with their prisoners (a Villains scene) – 2

*Castlevania

What would you like to see next?

A) What Dracula’s doing in his chamber, and with whom – 2

B) Morrigan’s team joins forces with I-No’s team to battle the zerg rush – 1

(70% chance of success, 5 successes or 3 failures, with risk of doublecrosses)

C) I-No’s team alone against the zerg – 2

(60% chance of success, 3 successes or failures)

D) Morrigan and company alone, but not necessarily against the zerg – 6 – winner

(60% chance of success, 3 successes or failures, but no risk of doublecrosses)

E) On the road back home with Toriel and company – 5

(60% chance of success, best two out of three)

Immediate Party Additions:

Aeon Calcos (http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Aeon\_Calcos) – 1

Additional Castlevania Vote

Genderswap gas spread by the zerg – 5

Additional Requests/Votes

Characters (5 votes for new character additions):

Breath of Fire 4 characters (list those you want to see) – 5 – they will all appear

-Cray

-Scias

-Ursula

Bubsy the Bocat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubsy) – 1

Clockwerk (http://slycooper.wikia.com/wiki/Clockwerk) – 5 – will join the villains

D. Va (http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/D.Va) – 1

Doom Guy – 5 – he’ll show up

Duke, Captain N’s Dog – 1

Dungeons & Dragons Cartoon Characters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons\_%26\_Dragons\_(TV\_series)) – 2

-Bobby (aged to teens)

-Diana

-Eric

-Hank

-Presto

-Sheila

-Uni

Easter Bunny (male or female?) – 1

Foxy Roxy (http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Brutal:\_Paws\_of\_Fury) – 3

Gardevoir (Pokemon) – 3

Gazelle (and her tigers - http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Gazelle) – 5 – all on stage

Gordon Shumway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF\_(TV\_series)) – 2

Jazz Jackrabbit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz\_Jackrabbit) – 1

Kimahri Ronso (Final Fantasy X) – 6 – this time he’ll be better than just a magic user

Lopunny (Pokemon) – 4

Marco Ubaldo Diaz (http://starvstheforcesofevil.wikia.com/wiki/Marco\_Diaz) – 4

Medicham (Pokemon) – 3

Mei (http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Mei) – 1

Nanaki/Red XIII (Final Fantasy VII) – 5 – flame on

Nathan Graves (http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Nathan\_Graves) – 5 – will appear shortly

Neyla (http://slycooper.wikia.com/wiki/Neyla) – 5 – another villain addition

Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail Rabbit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter\_Rabbit) – 2

Rangetsu (https://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=character&charid=29971) – 1

The Rescuers (Bianca and Bernard) – 1

Rogue (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue\_(comics)) – 1

Sailor Animamates (http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Sailor\_Animamates) – 1

Shanoa (http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Shanoa) – 5 – will appear shortly

Star Butterfly (http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Star\_Butterfly) – 5 – shooting star

Teemo (http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Teemo/Background) – 3

Winston (http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Winston) – 1

Zarya (http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Zarya) – 1

Zoo Crew (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain\_Carrot\_and\_His\_Amazing\_Zoo\_Crew!) – 2

Characters Pending Appearance

Anna Puma and Uni Puma (http://www.absoluteanime.com/tank\_police/sisters.htm)

Articuno (mythic encounter, Pokemon)

Bonnie & Clyde (http://liloandstitch.wikia.com/wiki/Bonnie\_%26\_Clyde)

Casey Jones (TMNT, original flavor)

Cha Cha and Kayamba (Monster Hunter)

Dante (Devil May Cry)

Deadpool (Marvel)

Disgaea characters

-Almaz von Almandine Adamant

-Etna

-Flonne

-Laharl

-Sapphire Rodonite

-Sicily

Draco (Dragonheart)

Drakengard dragons (make any desired suggestions for additions)

-Angelus

-Gabriella

-Legna

-Mikhail/Michael

Elemental and Elder Dragons (Etrian Odyssey, mythic encounter)

Fuli (http://lionking.wikia.com/wiki/Fuli)

Goris the Deathclaw (Fallout)

HK-47 (Star Wars KOTOR)

Jasiri (Lion Guard)

Jenny Wakeman (http://teenagerobot.wikia.com/wiki/Jenny\_Wakeman/XJ-9)

Kion (Lion Guard)

Knyght (Monster Hunter…sort of - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PZPlyxbmzE&feature=youtu.be)

Kogenta (http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kogenta)

Krogans

Lucario (Pokemon)

Naga the White Serpent (http://kanzaka.wikia.com/wiki/Naga\_the\_Serpent)

Natsuki and Batanen (Hyper Police)

Panne and Yarne (http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Panne and

http://fireemblem.wikia.com/wiki/Yarne)

Po (Kung-Fu Panda)

Pokemon additions (please make suggestions, will be non-anthro unless requested otherwise)

-Charizard

-Eevee

-Eeveelutions (all)

-Ivysaur

-Jigglypuff

-Pichu

-Pikachu

-Squirtle

Raiden (Mortal Kombat, mythic encounter)

Ratchet & Clank (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet\_%26\_Clank – also Captain Quark)

Salarians (http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Salarian)

Sangheili (aka Elites, HALO, will also appear as villains)

Shelly (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shelly)

The Six Dragons (Chrono Cross)

Squirrel Girl (Marvel)

StarFox Team, Partial (list characters you want to see when you vote):

-Bill Gray

-Falco Lombardi

-Fara Phoenix

-Fay Spaniel

-Katt Monroe

-Miyu Lynx

Tail Concerto Characters

-Alicia

-Beluga Damiens (http://redthehunter.wikia.com/wiki/B%C3%A9luga\_Damiens)

-Cyan

-Flare

-Princess Theria

-Stair

-Waffle

Turians (Mass Effect)

Ursa (Gummi Bears)

Villager (Animal Crossing, Smash Bros.)

Scenes (7 votes for most to happen):

The Next Villain Scene (10 votes to take place) – 11 – now slated for occurrence

Boss, the charr engineer, becomes a voyeur with Riva, the asari comm specialist – 2

Krystal starts training someone in her mental arts (Kim Possible suggested) – 5

Carmelita/Rocket – 6

Pleasure Island casino, a place for transformations – 4

Princess Luna communicates with the other groups via dreams – 5

Events at the Last Stop (since we delayed) – 2

Godzilla meets Superpuma (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRG8qELuXk) – 1

Katt (Breath of Fire 2)/Leomon/Rei/Rajah/Kogenta (not necessarily all at once) – 5

Kim Possible/Katt – 8 – going to happen

Kim Possible gets in touch with family & friends – 1

Jon Talbain/Felicia – 4

Katt/Felicia – 3

Wile E. Coyote “eats” the (female) Roadrunner – 5

Samus Aran/Fox McCloud – 4

Leatherhead tries to free Scarlett – 8 – he’ll do his darndest

Catra/Scorpia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Masters\_of\_the\_Universe\_characters) – 3

Wolf Link becomes anthro – 3

Samus Aran/Morrigan/Wonder Woman – 2

Brooklyn builds a harem (gargoyle transformations likely) – 1

Pending Scenes

Mythological Encounter

Master Tigress demands a rematch with Jon Talbain

Cheshirespace and Coyote (Mythic encounter) – ongoing

Jon Talbain/Bambi

Zeke/Jon Talbain/Amaterasu wolfsome

Angela develops a bondage fetish

Master Tigress/Renamon interaction (futanari Renamon suggested)

Asriel/Toriel cleansing scene (incest very likely)

Apple family “reunion”

Daphne and Velma become weredogs (Scooby Snatches)

Taking crew measurements on the ship

Wolf Linkle (Rule 63 Link)

Carmelita/Rocket/Sly Raccoon Sandwich

Gigginox attack (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Gigginox)

More Sam and Max silliness

Zeno/Leatherhead

Tails and Bambi dressed as girls

Tails/Stallion (mixed with crossdressing)

Genderswap Stallion

Cure Kim Possible of lycanthropy (Shego encounter first)

Stallion gets male-ified again (eventually)

Mirage’s slow turn to good

Sly Cooper/Robin Hood/Carmelita Montoya Fox (Mirage addition likely)

Zerg led by the Queen of Blades/Kerrigan

Shere Khan turns a human girl into a furry (Baroness suggested)

Master Tigress/Okami pairing

Updated Kaa (at least some of the time)

Comet the Superhorse, corrupted (in progress)

Fox Kim Possible/Bunny Raven

Tails/Krystal

Author Notes

Some real tight votes there! I kept revising my notes on what scenes to write about next, right up to the last tally.

Oh, and incidentally, it’s a great deal of fun using Undertale characters. ^.^ They just seem to write themselves. I figured it made sense for sans to use all lowercase, because he’d be too lazy to bother reaching over to hit the Shift key. Papyrus, naturally, uses lots of non-periods on the ends of his words, especially exclamation marks and (occasionally) question marks of utter disbelief and dismay.

Present tally of all significant party changes:

Angela the gargoyle – pregnant by Red Arremer

http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Ayane - pregnant by Blitz

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Caroline - pregnant by kzin

Chocolat Gelato – pregnant by Dag the coyote

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Daisy\_%28anime%29 - pregnant by pig cop

Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley – pregnant by Scooby Doo

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Johanna - pregnant by kzin

http://deadoralive.wikia.com/wiki/Kasumi - pregnant by Blitz

Kim Possible – pregnant by hyenas, now a blue-furred, red-haired werefox

Krystal – pregnant by Stallion

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lily\_%28Kanto%29 - pregnant by pig cop

http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Luna - pregnant by Exile

http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Mai\_Shiranui - pregnant by Hunter

Midna – pregnant by Wolf Link

Okami Amaterasu – pregnant by Coyote, the trickster god; has four pups on the way

Raven – now a small-sized, grey-furred bunnygirl

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Violet - pregnant by pig cop

Cool Stuff Owned and Who’s Using It:

Stallion's magic sword

Zeke's double-barelled shotgun

http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Silver\_Gun - used by Kim Possible, along with silver nitrate hollowpoints

http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Cross - used by Kim Possible

http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Ifrit - on Kiara

http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Beowulf - on Kovu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword\_of\_Kas - on Captain Claw

http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Crissaegrim - on Robin Hood

Bag of Holding (Link's from first game) – general party use

http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Chikage

http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Blade+of+Mercy

If nobody is mentioned, nobody is using the item in question – suggestions are welcome.

UFC Entry 31

Mmmeeeooow!” wailed Catra loudly, though her cries only marginally drowned out the loud, lewd, squelching sounds that filled the thinner air of the superstation surface.

“Y-youse gonne pau for dis!” growled out Scorpia hesitantly, trying to show a confidence and defiance that was rapidly failing.

“Don’t like your own medicine much, do you?” demanded Comet, his huge, powerful hands grinding into each captive woman’s slick, puffy, juicy folds. Both Catra and Scorpia had been stripped naked by the muscled white stallion, their costumes lying in tatters on the ground, before he’d bound them roughly like a pair of suckling pigs, smooth bottoms thrust upward by their positioning, preventing them from doing more than the most ineffectual wriggling to escape his skilled hands as his fingers invaded their exposed pussies.

Octavia and Entrapta were as naked as their comrades, lashed back-to-back against one of the many upthrust metal pillars that dotted the superstation’s surface, fine green scales and smooth, lightly tanned flesh equally laid bare to the elements as they were forced to watch the finger-defilement of Catra and Scorpia. Shortly after taking them all captive, Comet had made sure to dose all four of the villainesses with syringes of pink kryptonite formula, leaving Entrapta and Octavia both squirming, desperately aroused by the sounds and sights of their comrades being violated, and involuntarily (and it was involuntary, wasn’t it?) eager for their turns.

Nearby, the six teenaged heroines lay, helpless, bound, and aching in ways their tender, untried young bodies had never experienced before. Poor Sailor Mercury, the most delicate of the Sailor Scouts, whimpered as the effects of the pink kryptonite worked through her system, reacting with her presently dormant superpowers in ways that made her inner belly feel like it was on fire. Jupiter and Mars felt the same way, of course, but they each managed to grit their teeth and bear it, while Sailor Moon did her best to emulate the stronger-willed members of her team, and was at least marginally successful. Venus, however…she was putting on a lewd display, practically humping the air like a bitch in heat being vigorously mounted as her juices dripped to the cool metal surface of the superstation.

Fingers finding throbbing clitorises, Comet made the two women on the ground wail loudly, Catra’s feline shriek a counterpoint to Scorpia’s deeper-pitched groan, their bodies tensing, tense tailholes (for they both had tails of their respective mimicked species) winking and visibly clenching down tight.

Then, gritting his teeth, focusing every part of his will…Comet rose, and turned away.

[64% chance of success, best 2 of 3 rolls – rolled 52 – success #1!]

Seeing him standing there, exposed and in his full glory, his penis hanging free, semi-erect, his body sculpted like a god’s, Supergirl could only look up at her noble steed in awe. Never once had she considered him in this light before. Never before had she thought of Comet as…a hunk!

“Here,” he said in that deep, thigh-moistening baritone voice of his as he reached for Supergirl, and for a moment her heart stopped as she thought he was about to put those big, strong hands on her while she was bound and helpless…but instead, they went to her bonds. “Let me get you free.”

A short while later, and even Sailor Venus was back on her feet again…more or less, as all the Sailor Scouts were more than a little wobbly, even after finishing their transformation, activating their powers to full strength. As for Supergirl, well, honestly, she wasn’t much better off. She couldn’t help but feel so very…disappointed!

“There’s villainy afoot,” declared the handsome stallion with such force and command in his voice and stance, it could have made Supergirl’s panties moist even if she wasn’t still under the heavy influence of the pink kryptonite. “Come on: we’ll have to work together if we want to thwart it.”

Following behind Comet, Supergirl couldn’t keep her eyes off the way his perfect, masculine rump flexed and swayed with each step. Sweet poetry in motion…ngh! Jerking her eyes away just as they were starting to dip a little lower, to what dangled like ripe fruit between the stallion’s naked legs, Kara glanced at her friends, to see if they’d noticed. Her cheeks immediately colored when she saw that, actually, they were checking out the big stud too! Well, to be perfectly honest, Amy was looking, then jerking her head away, before her eyes strayed slowly, inevitably back to their ogling ways. Raye was studiously avoiding looking, no, not even a little bit. Those occasional glances were strictly so she could make sure she didn’t run into the horse’s backside! Lita…well…Lita, the most down-to-earth of the Scouts, seemed to be the most well-adjusted of the quintet. Instead of spazzing out about the hot naked stud right there in front of her, or getting all awkward and nervous and shy, Lita just looked, smiling slightly, like she might while admiring an especially well-done work of art. Speaking of spazzing out…yeah, that described Mina pretty perfectly, actually. She was practically drooling! Serena was almost as bad, but at least she had the decency to blush and look guilty about it when she caught Kara’s eyes.

Then they reached the big main doors, and Comet’s huge hands reached out, seizing them firmly.

“We’re going in…now!”

With a loud screech of tearing metal, Comet didn’t bother with picking locks or other fancy methods – he just tore the doors right off their hinges!

“Wow,” said the girls, almost in unison, before each of them began blushing furiously.

“Stick close to me, girls,” said Comet over his shoulder, seemingly oblivious to the reaction of the teens to the sight of his glorious body in action. “There’s no telling what’s waiting for us in there.

Passing through the corridors, Supergirl stepped to the fore, leading the way now, but with Comet only a step behind. Soon she heard a loud, liquid slurping sound, and paused, glancing back uncertainly. Comet caught her eyes, and then he looked at Serena. Serena hesitated as well, but more because she was frozen like a deer in headlights by Comet’s eyes, before she nodded. Comet then nodded at Kara, giving her the go-ahead, saying without words that they were ready to press onward.

[http://www.toon-guy.com/funnypaperz/mou\_bible/leech.htm]

Stepping into the next room, the seven companions froze, shocked at what greeted their eyes. There, splayed on the floor, was Stargirl, her uniform in tatters, leaving her smooth young body bare, save for her mask and a few stray scraps of star-spangled fabric. On top of the feebly-struggling blonde girl, the hideous, slimy monster, Leech, was taking his time, raping her with slow, almost thoughtful precision. Seen from the rear, and with poor Courtney’s thighs splayed wide, the onlookers could easily see his bloated, strangely-ribbed sac as it slapped against the moaning teen’s pert bum every time he bottomed out inside her. On the equally slow withdrawal, the almost thorny-looking, rubbery spines all along his almost obscenely thick and otherwise perfectly smooth green length could be seen to flex and rasp as they exited the girl’s tender inner folds, and then do the same in reverse as he squeezed himself with nearly reptilian slowness all the way back in. And all the while he was shafting Stargirl’s defenseless quim, Leech was making a host of hideous slurping sounds, his suction-cup hands fastened to her petite breasts as he suckled greedily on her very essence, keeping her too weak to do more than pathetically pound against his broad, solid chest, and squirm and squeal beneath him every time he bottomed out inside her…and then gave a soft, wet, throaty grunt as he came once again, repeating his orgasm each and every time his fat, slimy glans bumped her cervix.

There was no telling how many more hours Leech would have gone on like this. No telling when the repeated loads would finally stimulate Stargirl’s ovaries, or punch through whatever protection from the Star Rod might still be lingering within her. Comet didn’t bother waiting to find out, though. Instead, he charged forward, giving a war-cry as he ran, Supergirl and the Sailor Scouts right behind!

[64% chance of success – rolled 15 – success! 2]

One eye blackened shut, Leech lay against the far wall, his one good yellow eye glaring up with dazed confusion at the heroes that had so swiftly dispatched him. Even with all the energy he’d drained, it would take him many hours before he’d be in any shape to even get up, let alone try fighting again. In fact, if he hadn’t drained so much energy, from Wonder Woman as well as Stargirl, the trauma his body had suffered might well have been enough to kill him. Deciding he was better off healing rather than resisting, Leech let his one still-open eye close, and fell into torpor.

“They…they took Wonder Woman,” Stargirl got out as she rested in Comet’s arms while he knelt beside her (and unwittingly drew the immediate, involuntary jealousy of the six other girls in the room, though each of them managed to squelch this impulse almost as quickly as it came). “They had Swift Wind with them, She-Ra’s horse. Only he was walking on two legs…like you, Comet,” she added, now looking up at the white steed with dawning realization in her eyes. “I’m worried for She-Ra…and I’m worried for Wonder Woman.”

“Can you make it back to the surface?” Swift Wind asked. “We’ve cleared the way in, so there shouldn’t be any enemies waiting for you.”

“I…I think so,” Stargirl got out, though she sounded indescribably exhausted. “Right now, though, all I wanna do is sleep for a million years.”

Nodding, Comet gently leaned the slim teen against a nearby wall, then rose to his feet.

“Rest up, and when you’re ready, try for the surface,” he told her, hands going to his hips, the stance so much like Superman’s right then, it made Kara gape, feeling almost the same flutter in her belly as when she met her cousin. “As for us,” the stallion turned, grim-faced, to look at the others, “we’re going to go save Wonder Woman.”

*

“Now, the battle dance-off of the millennia!” boomed the announcer’s voice, with the undertones of the translator using Huttese in the background. “Metaton versus C-3PO! Famous robots with a serious grudge! Who will emerge from the dance floor with his circuits still functional? We’ll soon see! Fight!”

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSTcRzpL7pQ]

“Pairing a protocol droid against a multimedia entertainment robot?” said M’ress in disbelief as she lowered her catnip tea back to the booth’s table in a shadowy corner of Jabba’s VIP room. “How is that in any way a fair fight?”

“Ooh!” exclaimed the keen-eyed fox sitting opposite her, standing up on the padded bench and peering over its high back to get a better view, his bushy tail almost in M’ress’ face. “They’ve seriously upgraded that golden protocol droid! He’s got major moves now! I’m gonna bet on…hmm…tough call…”

“Nick, you’re embarrassing me,” hissed the violet-eyed grey bunny sitting next to the fox.

“And you love me for it, Carr-…ow!” Nick Wilde started to return, but then decided, after a stray gear bonked him on the head, that perhaps taking better cover would be advisable.

“Our situation here is pretty bad,” said the human woman sitting on the side of M’ress closest to the rest of the room, her brown eyes scanning the milling crowds for signs of recognition or pursuit. “It’s just us four…and now you.”

“And my friends,” M’ress added, before looking down into her tea. “If they’re still alive.”

“They’re still alive,” said Garrus, putting a reassuring hand on M’ress’ slender shoulder. “Jabba’s motivated by two things: vanity and profit. If he was going to kill your friends, he’d have made it public. That means he’s looking toward the other motivation.”

“He’s going to sell them as slaves,” M’ress concluded grimly.

“Not meaning to worry you,” Garrus continued, “but digimon are a highly-valued item on any slave market. But that’s why we’re all here,” he made a slight motion to the rest of the team, “to clean up this section of the universe before its filth spreads any farther.”

“We’ve had all sorts of reports of slaving activity,” Judy chimed in, standing up on the bench in order to manage the height needed to push a manila folder across to M’ress. “You might as well take a look, since you’re with us for now. To sum it up, though, Miss Chun-li Chung is team leader, with Garrus Vakarian as her second. Nick Wilde and I are here to round out the team, and make it a proper joint effort. We…well, we weren’t able to get anyone from the Magical Realm willing to join us, though,” she added, her ears drooping in a way that made M’ress’ heart immediately start to melt. As long as the bunny didn’t add in a nose wiggle, though, M’ress was pretty sure she could hold it together all right. Otherwise she might have to cuddle the little grey rabbit, whether she liked it or not.

“Judy’s taking it pretty hard,” Nick filled in as Judy Hopps trailed off, using her proper name instead of his nickname for her now that he was talking to others, rather than addressing Judy directly. “She was the one who got us two on the team, and was trying so hard to spread the love. We just didn’t have the time, though, before we had to go into the field: things have been happening really fast since then.”

“That…would explain the attire,” M’ress noted, giving Garrus a friendly smile as she looked him up and down. The turian cleared his throat at the attention, which all four of his tablemates seemed perfectly willing to give him as they looked him over. Only Judy had the decency to blush and at least pretend she wasn’t ogling the turian’s sculpted body, laid very nearly completely on display.

“It was essential to the mission,” he explained. “Some of the clients here wanted an…exotic dancer, and I’d taken some lessons on my off hours back at the academy.”

“What he means is,” Chun-li provided, “they don’t bother to search the entourage of a male stripper very closely, especially when most of the guards are straight…and the ones that aren’t only have eyes – and hands – for the stripper himself.”

[https://www.sofurry.com/view/1008421]

“Yes, well,” Garrus cleared his throat again as he casually adjusted his goody-bag, “I do believe now is the time when we should start coming up with plans to free the prisoners here, don’t you?”

“He’s right,” agreed Judy, the most businesslike of the other three officers, and certainly the most by-the-book. “We’re on our own out here, and under deep cover. That means we can’t just call for backup and get someone to arrest the bad guys while we act as support. If this is going to be done, we’ll have to do it ourselves.”

*

[60% chance of success – rolled 74 – failure #1 of 3]

“Go scouting ahead, they said,” grumbled Kid, giving her blonde hair an annoyed toss. “You’re perfect for the job, they said. Well…that one lady with the green hair said, at least. And could I say no to her?” She scowled. “I should have. I would have. And,” she sighed, “I didn’t. Maybe I should’ve believed that purple-haired brat, Teepo, when he told me not to look in her eyes.”

So caught up in talking to herself as she made her careful way through the intersecting and seemingly endless corridors of Castlevania, Kid failed to notice a slender figure with far too many legs, and far, far too many eyes slowly detach itself from the shadows above. That is, she failed to notice, until she felt the coils of a monstrous web wrapping around her.

“EEK!” shrieked the poor girl, before being hoisted into the air like a shot, only to discover herself dangling next to several familiar figures. “Teepo? Rei? Ryu?”

“I told them not to go following you,” grumbled the purple-haired kid. “But no, Rei said you might need help, and Ryu’s such a goody-goody, especially about girls. Girls, phooey!”

“Hey, you got caught too!” Kid protested, but all further discussion was set to rest as the slender, feminine figure stepped out onto the webs binding the trio tightly, a host of equally slender, though far less feminine-looking figures skittering around her on tiny strands of their own, little red eyes glittering.

“Hello there my dears,” said the spider-lady looking at them. “I hope you’re comfortable, because you’re going to be staying there for a very long time. Would you like some refreshments?”

[http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Muffet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stg6fWCy6mA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52Rb1VEiUI – how I picture her voice sounding]

“Yeah!” exclaimed Teepo, glaring at the spider-lady in as many eyes as he could manage with his two. “I’d like a nice tall glass of get me outta here!”

“Oh, silly, silly little dears,” the slender spider-woman said, positioning herself upside-down on the web above them to better look her three captives in the eyes. “No, no, I’m afraid not. You see, dear Dracula has been offering such a reward for anyone who can bring him some of the intruders he’s been having running around in his home, and causing such a fuss.” She paused as she came to Rei, and smiled just a bit wider as she caught the tigerman jerking his eyes hastily away from where they’d been focused: fixed right at the spiderlady’s bloomers where they snugged just a little too tightly to her body. “Hmm, though I might be persuaded,” she continued. “If you could offer me just the right amount of…incentive.”

As she spoke, the spiderlady deftly unfastened Rei’s loose trousers with her many long-fingered hands, and then peeled them open, all five of her eyes widening in surprise, while her sharp-toothed mouth turned up in a smile of delight.

“Oh my,” she declared, reaching in to softly caress the more than sizable prize she found in the catman’s pants, her many, many hands touching him…everywhere. “I do think you’re trying to bribe me, mister kitty. And such a big bribe, too!”

“Help me,” whimpered Rei softly as he watched that fanged mouth drawing towards his exposed and quite defenseless goodies…before his vision was suddenly obscured by a set of slender legs, parting, the spiders around him helpfully assisting their mistress in tugging her bloomers up into the webs above. Swallowing in a combination of intense arousal and desperate terror, Rei gave a slight shrug…and drove his mouth down on the shiny pale pudenda splayed out before him.

Muffet cooed in delight, and then muffled all her noises by filling her mouth right to the brim, and perhaps a little beyond, with all the tasty tigermeat she could handle, and always making sure Rei didn’t feel a single razored fang. Teepo did his best to look elsewhere, his expression sour. Kid and Ryu, on the other hand, did their best to appear to be looking elsewhere…while covertly watching everything the pair were doing. Biting her lower lip in her interest, Kid quietly took mental notes, hoping they’d come in handy later…if she could ever convince Serge to stop being such a gentleman.

-

“We’re being followed,” said Black Wargreymon softly, just loud enough for Morrigan to hear.

“Of course we are,” Morrigan responded conversationally, letting her eyes play around the area, which looked much like a forest, save that the “stars” up above were actually carefully-set gemstones in the ceiling, and the “trees” were pillars of cunningly-wrought stone. The snow that crunched beneath their feet was real enough, though. “I’ve been waiting to see if our new tagalongs would show themselves for almost half an hour now.”

“There must be some sort of effect working down here,” the black-scaled digimon continued, his eyes scanning the surrounding faux-forest. “Illusions, or mind-control, or something. I can’t locate the others anywhere.”

“They’re fine,” Morrigan said with a soft smile, keeping her eyes facing forward as she glided along, her feet not quite touching the ground. “I’d know if their life essences left their bodies…oh!” she paused, her eyebrows raising. “Though one of them, the adorable catboy Rei, is having quite a delicious surge in his life essence right now.”

“hey there,” came a voice from the snow-strewn darkness. The voice was deep, and slightly goofy-sounding. Under normal circumstances, it would have been comically pleasant. Lost and almost alone in the dark winter woods, however, it immediately set Black Wargreymon on edge.

Spinning, the muscular dragon extended a blaster cannon from his forearm, pointing it directly at the bare skull of the short, squat skeleton standing before him.

“i know it’s none of my business,” continued the skeleton, pleasantly enough, “but you look like you’re lost. maybe i can help.”

[http://www.thegamercat.com/comic/what-wall/]

Black Wargreymon grit his teeth, suspecting a trap of some sort, and began powering up his numerous weapons systems in readiness for the bonepocalypse. Morrigan, however, lightly brushed the digimon’s cannon aside, so that it was no longer aimed at the skeleton, and drifted over to the blue-jacketed skele-boy.

“Oh, would you?” she said sweetly. “We’d like a way out ever so much.”

“sure,” the skeleton agreed readily. “just follow me. my brother’s up ahead, though, and, um,” he shrugged, “i really don’t think he’ll let you get past so easily.”

“But why not?” asked Morrigan, her expression showing how emotionally wounded she was by such a possibility. “We haven’t even met your brother yet, and already he’s opposed to us?”

“well,” the skeleton continued, shrugging again. “we were told to stop any humans that might come through here. there’s already been two attempts, one by this dude with silver hair, and the other by a guy and a girl, him with a whip, and her with these crazy flashy spells. silver dude ran into Undyne and Alphys, though, and i haven’t heard from him since. Doggo got the other two…well, him, and the Temmies, but i don’t think they count.”

“I think I’d like to meet these humans,” said Morrigan, pouncing upon the lure. “If you’ll be so kind as to show the way…?”

“yeah, no problem,” the skeleton agreed, and started walking past the pair, taking a leisurely pace so they could easily keep up…or perhaps that was simply as fast as he cared to walk, or rather, amble. “my name’s sans, by the way,” he added casually. “my brother’s Papyrus, and he’s…well, you’ll see.”

“Morrigan,” said the green-haired succubus, floating along behind sans at the pace he chose to set. “And my handsome companion is Black Wargreymon. I do hope you’ll forgive his, um, violent tendencies.”

“no problems,” sans assured Morrigan, not bothering to look back. “as long as you don’t hurt any of my friends, or my brother, then i totally don’t…”

“Ah-HA!” came a high-pitched, slightly nasal voice, as a tall skeleton in a battered breastplate and tattered cape leapt out from behind a stone tree, pointing a finger accusingly at Morrigan’s delicate, aristocratic nose. “Another human! I just knew there’d be another one along eventually! And that means it’s my turn to show just how perfect I’d be as a royal guard! I’ll ensure you never get past my array of cunning and fiendish traps and puzzles, human, I promise you that!”

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_zSw1OgD8Rc]

“Excuse me,” said Morrigan, very gently wrapping her hand around Papyrus’ fingers (for who else could it be?). “But…I’m not a human.”

“You…you’re not?” gasped Papyrus, his face surprisingly expressive despite being, well, a skeleton. “Are you sure?”

“Oh yes,” affirmed Morrigan. “I’m a succubus, and my dear friend, Black Wargreymon, is a dragon. I’m terribly sorry, for I know how much you wanted to capture a human or two, but I haven’t got a single one with me at present.” She sighed, giving him an apologetic look. “I had a few, but I’m afraid I’ve misplaced them in this wood somewhere. Those that I didn’t send back with dear Toriel, that is.”

“I knew it!” exclaimed Papyrus, striking a dynamic pose. “Humans, in our frozen woods! They shan’t escape me!”

Morrigan watched mildly, while Black Wargreymon blinked in bemusement, as the tall skeleton raced off into the woods, and was soon lost from sight.

“Do let us know if you find our friends,” Morrigan called after him.

“I’ll be sure to let you know!” Papyrus answered, though his voice was already quite faint, as from a great distance.

“um,” sans said, looking up at Morrigan. “you said you know Toriel?”

“Of course, dear,” Morrigan responded with a gentle smile as she bent over, resting her hands on her knees as she did so (and giving sans an eye-opening view of her exquisite cleavage in the process). “She was trapped down below, poor thing, and we stopped some terrible people from doing even more terrible things to her. It seemed only sensible to send her back to our ship with some others, so they’d all be safe. You know her as well?”

“yeah,” sans agreed with a slight nod, his expression now strangely more somber. “you could say that. c’mon, just a little bit farther along.”

[55% chance of success – rolled 4 – success #1 of 3]

-

“You’ll never be rid of me, human!” exclaimed Papyrus. At least, that’s what Fox was more-or-less sure the skeleton was saying. Since he was presently a disembodied skull (his body was stumbling around nearby, obviously looking for its lost head), jaws clamped around Serge’s boot with bulldog-like tenacity, it was quite hard to make out his exact words.

“Look,” Robin Hood began, as he was the most diplomatic of the bunch presently assembled, “we’re very sorry about your body. Running around on slippery snow like this just isn’t safe. But if you’ll let our friend go, we’ll be happy to put your head back on your body.”

“Never!”

Robin and Fox traded a look, and then glanced at Serge. The blue-haired boy shrugged, as did the two foxes.

“Yeah,” Captain Claw agreed with a roll of his eyes. “That about sums it up. Let’s keep moving.”

“Wait!” mumbled Papyrus, still firmly attached to Serge’s boot-leather as he, and the others, started walking again. “You can’t do this to me! You’ll pay for this, human! I promise you: you will pay!”

The little group continued to make their way through the snowy woods, the feral Link up in front, his nose close to the ground, and backed by Okami, Sabrewulf, and Jon Talbain. Even if their eyes weren’t working right, it was almost impossible to deceive the noses of four wolves (or the closest equivalent), even in the dark of a winter forest (or the closest equivalent). They’d find their way…eventually. As they walked, the decapitated body of Papyrus made its stumbling way after them, making almost as much noise as its disembodied head.

[60% chance of success – rolled 50 – success #2 of 3]

-

“But Undyne!” protested the bespectacled dinosaur-like girl in the lab coat.

“No buts!” the blue-skinned, vaguely ichythian woman with one eye and blue skin declared as she folded her arms, glaring down at her orange-scaled companion. “King Asgore said we were to stop any human we found, and bring them to him. That’s the terms of our contract with Dracula for getting to stay in his castle. You know that, Alphys.”

“But he looks just like…”

“Dante from the Devil May Cry series, as well as other Capcom-related games and cartoons?” the silver-haired, red-coated man bound to a nearby pillar said with a charmingly boyish smile. “I get that a lot.”

“Oh,” Alphys said, crestfallen, and almost sickeningly adorable as she looked down, wringing her hands. “So you’re not actually him?”

“I didn’t say I wasn’t,” Dante added with a light chuckle. “I did the acting work on all those games and things to pay some bills.”

Alphys had perked up as Dante as much as admitted who he was, before her face fell again.

“Then…it’s not real? I mean, all the adventures, and things?”

“They’re real,” Dante affirmed. “Well, mostly. They cleaned them up a little to make them fit into the games and the anime. But they’re all based on my real adventures. Well…except that one appearance in the Megami Tensei series. That was totally a cameo.”

“Hah!” growled Undyne, stepping forward, elbowing Alphys aside only seconds before the plump dino-girl had a fangasm. “If you’re so great, how come I was able to catch you?”

“You’re really good, too,” Dante explained, turning his smile on the blue-skinned fish-woman…who promptly turned away to keep him from seeing the deep blush on her face. “I know it’s a technicality, but I’m actually only half human. Maybe you could just let me go?”

“Got ‘em,” came another voice, as a tall, muscular dog-headed humanoid walked into the room, pushing two figures before him, a grey-haired young man and a black-haired young woman, both sniffling and red-nosed and watery-eyed, apparently suffering too much from a terrible allergic reaction to put up much fight anymore. “They didn’t put up much of a fight after the Temmies got to ‘em.”

[http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Nathan\_Graves

http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Shanoa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYaQOM5Fq0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCMtKMaMI0]

“I’ve waded through gore and bones up to my shins,” sniffled the man miserably, while the woman did her best to suffer in silence, “faced fiends from the vilest pits of Hell itself. And I’m laid low by a bunch of fuzzy…things.” He tried to sigh, but it came out as a disgusting gurgle, thanks to his stuffy nose. “Guess I shouldn’t have tried to pet that one.”

“Hey there, Nathan, Shanoa,” said Dante with a casual nod of greeting. “Long time no see.”

“Undyne,” Alphys wheedled at the blue-scaled, muscular woman next to her, putting one hand gently on the tall fish-femme’s outer thigh. “Maybe we should just let them go. I mean, well…it’s not really right for us to…”

“Intruders!” snapped Doggo, the dog-man’s nose working as he spun to face Morrigan and the towering Black Wargreymon. “Rah!”

[65% chance of success – rolled 79 – failure #2 of 3]

“Yah!” yelled Undyne, leaping forward, totally ignoring Alphys as the poor orange dinosaurian went tumbling back on her keister, whipping her deadly harpoon out as she rose into the air by sheer force of her powerful legs. “You’ll never survive facing me!” she bellowed as she came down at the weapons-bristling digimon.

Diving for cover, Morrigan found herself right next to where poor Alphys had crawled after going for her spill, as the room behind them resounded with explosions, barking, and Undyne’s savage cries. The green-haired succubus gave the orange dinosaur a smile, which Alphys returned with a shy blush.

“Um,” she stammered out. “Hi.”

“Hello yourself,” returned Morrigan, reaching out to very gently stroking a hand over Alphys’ cheeks, and then cupping her chin, making the poor, nerdy little monster-girl tremble all over. “I don’t suppose you’d like to tell me your name?”

“Alphys,” Alphys managed to get out as a squeak.

“And I’m Morrigan,” said Morrigan, leaning in to tenderly kiss the top of Alphys’ head, making the poor dino-girl whimper, her entire face a bright red now, her expression making it fairly clear she was right on the verge of a total breakdown of some sort. “I don’t suppose,” Morrigan continued, breaking Alphys at least temporarily from her stupor, “that you could help me bring an end to all this chaos, could you?”

“I…well…that is…”

“ENOUGH!”

A screeching sound filled the chamber, as a pair of dragon skulls trailing blue fire flared through the room. Standing near the entrance to the chamber where Undyne had made her headquarters was sans, his left eye blazing bright blue, the right one vanished from sight. Gradually, as everything stayed completely quiet, sans’ eyes returned to normal.

“hi, Undyne,” the skeleton said finally. “i brought you some guests. they’re friends of mine – and Toriel’s – so be nice to them, okay?”

“Sure,” said Undyne, still more than a little dazed from the explosive power of the short, pudgy skeleton, her face still a little bit blackened. “No problems.”

“thanks. right now i have to go find miss Morrigan’s other friends. i’ll be back with them soon.”

As the door to the large living chambers closed, Undyne turned to look at Morrigan, while Morrigan got to her feet and dusted herself off, before lifting slightly into the air once more. Black Wargreymon and Doggo, who’d been locked in a desperate struggle, the dog-man clinging to the digimon’s weapon arm, keeping him from taking aim at Undyne, also looked at the succubus queen, Doggo still in mid-gnaw on Black Wargreymon’s wrist.

“Well,” said Morrigan, floating lightly over to a nearby table and seating herself. “Since I seem to be a guest here, would you be so kind as to bring me something light? It’s been far too long since I last dined, and I do admit: I’m famished.”

[60% chance of success – rolled 11 – success #3!]

Choices

*Superheroines

1) Batgirl (68% chance of success, 3 successes or 4 failures)

2) Wonder Woman’s doom (Villain’s scene, She-Ra will also appear, Hordak will expound)

3) Stargirl heads to the surface, while Catra and Scorpia sex each other up

4) Comet and the girls run the gauntlet (71% chance of success, 3 successes or failures)

*Desert City

Now, where shall we go next?

a) Scooby Doo and the mysterious slave auction

(63%, best two out of three)

b) Renamon and Rocket get up-close with General Scales (a Villains scene)

c) Bre’r Fox and company with their prisoners (another Villains scene)

d) What’s happening at another casino (randomly determined)? (still another Villains scene)

e) Chun-li’s team infiltrates the sexy way

(70% chance of success, one rolls decides all, but lots of attention – note a m/m, f/f, or m/f preference, please)

f) Chun-li’s team infiltrates by more conventional methods

(60% chance of success, one roll decides all)

*Castlevania

A) What Dracula’s doing in his chamber, and with whom (yet another Villains scene)

B) On the road back home with Toriel and company

(70% chance of success, best two out of three)

C) Alphys, Doggo, and Undyne get seduced

D) Kim Possible and Katt have alone time (and possibly meet some werecats)

E) Spidergasm – our male heroes tagteam Muffet

F) I-No’s team against the zerg

(60% chance of success, 3 successes or failures)