Uncle Bob
So I came home from school one day having to deal with a bully all day. I told my Uncle all about it. Only to have him reply with. BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, then crashed into We All...
Stockholm syndrome
"har har, very funny... i'd stroke you for a while, but i can't" "whaddaya mean you can't? has brain been feeding you that abstinent bullshit again?" "no, no... uh... i'm kinda stuck" "stuck?" "yeah... something like that. i'm tied...
Ace Fountain Repair
The following story contains some violence. Reader discretion is advised. Ace Fountain Repair Director Lucas leaned against the reception desk. The clouded leopard looked out the door at the orange light of the setting sun. "Boy, today has been...
Treter: Better Cani
Treter: Better Cani We stand. Staring out into the horizon before ourselves, silence falling overhead with the only ringing into our ears. Only I exhaled a breath and closed my eyes, shifting my attention towards the other coyotes that were...
Birdo's Vengeance (you might cry laughing)
They wouldn't stop. No matter how hard he fought back, how strongly he tried to interrogate them, they'd just keep going. Those little bitches. A bitter irony was afoot: Mario, the hero of the mushroom kingdom, was being carried off by hundreds of shy...
Treter: Beached
Treter: Beached Today was our day off and what a perfect time it was. With the morning sun shining down onto us and the sight of the tranquility peace hover head, things had been relatively quiet as for recently however. Despite it being...
Treter: Beached
Treter: Beached Today was our day off and what a perfect time it was. With the morning sun shining down onto us and the sight of the tranquility peace hover head, things had been relatively quiet as for recently however. Despite it being...
Don't Call Her Short
"and i'll squeeze you down there so hard you'll talk funny for a week!" "you wouldn't dare!" arrd's voice already sounded a little squeaky. "oh yeah?" aika crouched down, reaching towards his crotch.
Treter: Coming Around
Treter: Coming Around We watched the Hunters fled from our sights; straight towards the horizon where they had disappeared. For just as they had, I suddenly turned towards my own team and exhaled a breath while shaking my head. Muttering...
Treter: Entitened
Treter: Entitened I find myself growling. Stomping my feet upon the solid ground wall below me. Eyes up front towards the horizon, staring down onto the plains that stretched out in front of me. I exhaled a breath, wondering why that the PD...
Treter: Arises Levelers
Treter: Arises Levelers "Cannot believed we are joining in onto their exposition." Responded Wovan with a sigh that escaped from his lips, his eyes closed before shaking his head shifting his attention towards me adding "...And you of all...
Treter: Unpart
Treter: Unpart I stared off onto the horizon. Looking towards the distance towns and cities that laid before my eyes. Exhaling a sigh, I frowned before raising my head. I raised myself to my feet, lowering my eyes to the grounds again and then...