Wedgies For Elephants Be Like

Rated pg-ish. **yes, i know this is not biologically accurate for the average elephant.

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 2

Ggv: ...and we'll rate it pg for mild action and crude humor! grv: ok! i'll finish the stupid thing! come on everyone! back on set! (cut to tranquility, lola, and lexi returning to the filming location.) to be continued...

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The Original Species: Preface

**title** : the original species **series** : the species war, book 1 of 3 **author** : (not yet willing to share my full name) **genre(s)**: action, adventure, fantasy, science fiction, young adult **rating** : pg-13 (if books had ratings) **length

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Sisu Lays an Egg

"Why would you come to me," Raya asked, "and not one of your brothers or sisters?" Sisu looked at Raya curiously. "Brothers and sisters are for trust and saving the world, you don't lay eggs in front of them, that's embarrassing." "And yet you'd come...

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Glass heart pg 1

What is love? its pain, its good for nothing. boys are good for nothing and only hurt in the end, and girls are just competitive bitchs. ive been hurt to many times to fall for the same trick again. i truged through the night, it was pouring rain,...

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The Adventures of Dingo Dan: The Show

"warning-- the following program has been rated pg-14, and contains graphic content that may be inappropriate for younger audiences, such as profanity, violence, and... other stuff.

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Squirrely's Nuts

^___^ i've listed this as "all ages," since it's sort of "light pg" overall; if anyone disagrees, notify me at once and i'll change it to "adult."

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Wolf Pack Structure—My College Essay!

Shaun ellis, founder of wolf pack management and researcher in yellow national park cites the omega's howl as "the most tuneful in the pack, reaching both high and low notes" (ellis, pg. 43).

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Prompted: Monster characters

Adult for the dirty joke bennu makes, although that's more pg-13 than r rated.

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Skinwalker Ch. 0 - Thursday

Movie rating pg-13. this chapter contains: groggy roommates comic mischief gratuitous russian chapter 0 of a series i'll be starting up. it'll continue when enough interest is generated.

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Chains of the Soul, First Link

Warning: pg-13 language and violence all characters, settings and story belong to me and can not be used by anyone else.

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The rocky road of love - Chapter two

You know how conversations can start off innocent enough, stick two gutter-minded furres together in a place that has the rating of pg and rules are bound to be broken.

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