Christmas Eggnog
Sandy looked around and panicked a little: sure, the jars were ready, both sweet and salty, tens, hundreds of gallons of eggnog of all kinds, brandy, rum, gin, heavily or lightly spiced, in all sorts of sizes, yet not one jar wasn't covered in spunk, milk
Everyone Does It But Not Now
Just two and a half more days and you'd swear he would cum eggnog he loved christmas so much. "geez, it's like watchin' a little kid with you, rex."