The Christmas Story That Wasn't

“and this one's krek's fanfiction where he meets smaug, and…" valyrym flattened his ears back. “smaug blows him." he pushed the story aside, too. “this one's krek's fanfiction where the queen dislocates her jaw…and then blows him."

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A Good Enough Christmas Story

Cold rain lashed The Coyote in the middle of the night. He scrambled around his tent, struggling to resecure the rainfly ripped free by the furious storm. Waves of wind-driven water soaked him through his raincoat, plastering his fur to his skin. He...

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A Very Delusional Christmas

"i guess i accidentally summoned some of krek's fanfiction. well, i'll get you that outtake eventually." he held his hand out. "alright, give it back." "not so fast," nok said, still flipping through. "this is kinda hot."

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A Magically Medical Christmas

My dicknipple bra, krek's fanfiction about slenderman _with_ dicknipples, the gimp box vatch keeps me in, every possible ending for dragon in the dungeon, the meat grinder that valyrym's cousin roy fell into…" valyrym sighed, shaking his head.

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