A Good Enough Christmas Story
And the only cure for christmas crankies, is christmas broccoli!" the coyote slapped the vegetable out of the urd'thin's hands. "i keep telling you there's no such thing as christmas broccoli!" asterbury shook a finger at the coyote.
The Christmas Story That Wasn't
“there's no such thing as christmas broccoli." “well, sure there is." asterbury folded his arms. “what do you call it?" “what do i call what?" asterbury shrugged. “christmas broccoli." “i don't call it anything!"
Jingle All The Coyote
"where's the christmas broccoli?" the coyote blinked. "the christmas broccoli. there's no such...oh, wait." he shook his head. "we're not doing this bit again this-" "there's no such thing as christmas broccoli." valyrym snorted, glaring at asterbury.
The Christmas We Get
"this was just a christmas broccoli call back, wasn't it." "mmm…" asterbury licked his lips. "now there's a christmas wet dream. some hot, steaming broccoli, straight out of the microwave." "gross!" asterbury tilted his head.