, and ran up to the room next to the oval office, where a door marked:
_first lady michelle obama's room_
_do not enter!_
on it. me and jack looked at the sign before throwing it in the garbage. we knocked.
"hello? i'm busy. come back later."
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"blame michelle obama, she's the one trying to force 'healthy food' and exercise down the public's throat," threw out the orc in the opposite corner. "it's just a fact of life, unfortunately."
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