Electroluxe!, Chapter Three.
\>"Are you people insane? Did the way I wrote my address on the order form make me look like a skunkfucker or something?" \>"S-sir, I'm not even sure what that means!" The rep stuttered. \>"Then get someone on the line who does!" You say with...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Six.
\>You knew Main was supposed to be dead on Sunday mornings, but you weren’t expecting it to be a completely people free experience. \>Maybe a streetsweep, shopkeep, or even the occasional disillusioned highschooler. \>But there was not a...
Electroluxe!, Chapter One.
\>You shoulder the door behind you as you slip off your gloves and kick off your rubber boots, tossing them into the pile of work gear in the corner of your mudroom. \>Unclasping your hardhat, you toss it on the counter, running your fingers...
Chapter 1
Markus was cold. _Really cold_. The kind of cold that only sets in when you've been sitting around in a frozen forest waiting for some poor buck to take the wrong step, and well, they were taking all the right steps. ...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Four.
\>You awoke from yet another dreamless, rock-like slumber. \>Sleep tended to be like that now. Seemed even your brain had little enough energy to make up something interesting most of the time. \>But dreamless was always the most satisfying. ...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Five.
\>It was time to show your new housemate the best room in the house. \>The garage! \>You opened the door and waved her through. \>She smiled and nodded, before you followed her into your shop. \>It was rare that you ever got to properly...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Two.
\>Ah, Saturday. \>The last day of your very long week, a slightly more upbeat time for all the workers at RCA. \>And to make it even better, lunch! \>One hour of paid time to shoot the shit with men you'd known since you were in diapers. ...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Seven.
\>You didn't quite feel lonely, that would be too strong. \>He had gone to bed, leaving you with nothing to do but clean and wait. \>You were designed and brought up to enjoy those tasks, but when you did them alone something was always off. ...
Chapter 2
**KRAK!** Without even a conscious thought the shotgun fired, the familiar punch of the stock rocking through his entire body like a rolling ocean wave of sound and vibration. The pressure of the air and smoke leaving the barrel...
White Elephant
"Keith." A voice. _...wha?_ "Keith!" Now a hushed yell. _Oh, __it's just_ _Conor__._ _Maybe he' __ll__ go away if I ignore him._ _"_Keith!"The small man screeched, slamming his fist into the frame of the cheap bunk bed. "Wake up! You've runningduty...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Nine.
\>Only a few days of maintaining this house, and you’re already finding your rhythm. \>At the current pace, you should be through the kitchen and done by one. Maybe two o’clock, if you really polish the inside of the oven. \>Not that it really...
Electroluxe!, Chapter Eight.
\>The engine sputtered and died as you yanked the key out of it's ignition, the truck happily resting at the one place it was ever at other than home. \>Your helmet bumped the door frame as you stepped out into the gravel parking lot outside the...