Electroluxe!, Chapter Three.

\>"Are you people insane? Did the way I wrote my address on the order form make me look like a skunkfucker or something?" \>"S-sir, I'm not even sure what that means!" The rep stuttered. \>"Then get someone on the line who does!" You say with...

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Electroluxe!, Chapter One.

\>You shoulder the door behind you as you slip off your gloves and kick off your rubber boots, tossing them into the pile of work gear in the corner of your mudroom. \>Unclasping your hardhat, you toss it on the counter, running your fingers...

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Electroluxe!, Chapter Four.

\>You awoke from yet another dreamless, rock-like slumber. \>Sleep tended to be like that now. Seemed even your brain had little enough energy to make up something interesting most of the time. \>But dreamless was always the most satisfying. ...

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Electroluxe!, Chapter Two.

\>Ah, Saturday. \>The last day of your very long week, a slightly more upbeat time for all the workers at RCA. \>And to make it even better, lunch! \>One hour of paid time to shoot the shit with men you'd known since you were in diapers. ...

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Memo: August 26, 1987 (Art Bell Gets His Money's Worth, Part II)

I actually based this on official cia documents from the 1960s; it was a fun style to emulate -- i guess scp was trying to do that but, now actually going to the original, it's apparent they sort of suck at it.

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Electroluxe!, Chapter Five.

\>It was time to show your new housemate the best room in the house. \>The garage! \>You opened the door and waved her through. \>She smiled and nodded, before you followed her into your shop. \>It was rare that you ever got to properly...

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Extended Loop Theory

Heim in the early 1960s. these extra dimensions are imaginary, i.e. their length scales are described by imaginary numbers, and consequently they are not physical spaces. instead, their symmetries mediate the various interactions in physical spacetime.

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Midnight Stroll

"i see a 1960s camaro," says your friend. all you see is a fat hermaphroditic robot farting a small cloud out of its two asses. "i see the heart too," you say. a strange smell wakes you up. you all fell asleep on the blanket.

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ElijahxAleksander Inflation

The building was built in the 1960s and operated until a nasty infestation of doxies forced the tavern to close in the early 2000s, when it was abandoned.

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Puppy Love Chapter One

We openly admitted homosexuals in during the 1960s. so when the anthropomorphic movement started and "furries" popped up across the country, we welcomed them with open arms. anyway, one sunday morning i slipped downstairs to use the bathroom.

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Second Proposal

Later during the civil rights movement dogs in the 1960s successfully challenged the status quo.

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The Leaves of Fall Act 3: Something That Matters (Part 7)

\>squealing bat sound effects that sound like they got ripped from 1960s scooby-doo reruns on tv \>as the sliding door opens, and all these sounds strike you in one aural gut-punch, you breathe deeply and squeeze your eyes shut \>you're home, back in your

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