Extreme Butterfly - Poem for Nikkita
_HOLY F##CKING DICK TIT SPRINKLES._ _LOOK AT THAT F##CKING BUTTERFLY._ _THE MOST EXTREME BUTTERFLY THAT_ _WOULD KICK ALL OTHER BUTTERFLIES HIGH_ _INTO THE SKY WITH ITS EXTREME._ _SO EXTREME, IT RUNS ON BACON._ _IT USES BACON FUEL. SWEET F##K._...
Colder than Snow, Warmer than Fur
_There is not a day that passes_ _Where I don't remember your name._ _It's like a chill that keeps me cold_ _And continues to make me lame._ _The touch of your body gave me_ _Armor to make it through each day._ _Your words were like a thick fur...
M3llo the Vixen - Free Art Raffle Prize
_There was once a vixen_ _By the name of M3llo._ _She's quite reserved, though kind_ _Was this charming, young soul._ _Soft and delicate was_ _Her crimson-coated fur._ _Every male who saw_ _Her would begin to stir._ _Her personality_ _Was one...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - rough draft form
Once upon a time, there was a lion who could not really make sense of the world. Why? Because her was the only normal one around. Every one was fucking crazy. No shit. Now, I order to tell you the story, I have to think straight. No gay. I'm drunk...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 1/3 (in honor of ArcticWolf451)
_An old wolf by the name of Marvin,_ _Battered and withered by the passage of time,_ _Slowly made his way into a room_ _Where few listeners awaited a tale in rhyme._ _In this room was an array of cubs,_ _Pups, kittens, and smaller versions of...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 2/3 (in honor of AW451)
_So the half-blind, half-deaf teacher then looked over at this students and said, "Alright, class...today, we're going talk about binomials." Then a random student asked, "Teacher-bitch, what are binomials? Is that when two bisexual gnomes are getting...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 3/3 (in honor of AW451)
_Everyone, including the football players, were waiting in the conference room, sitting in the seats with the other slutty cheerleaders, whom each had a mutation of HIV. You know what I'm sayin'? The cough...the conference room was filled with furs:...
Poet's Greeting
_Hello there, how art thou?_ _How are you on this fine day?_ _I am well, as of now,_ _Although, well, I must say_ _That I hope your (furry) meeting_ _Was a success, and for_ _You that everything_ _Is going alright. And your_ _Road towards...
Reileo's Love <3
(This poem is meant to be read while listening the song written for it: [Reileo's Flight](%5C)) _**Every time I feel the wind blow, I feel her soft kiss on my face. Every time the sun shines on me, I feel her warmth upon this place....
Gift for my wonderful iRenia
_ **Alas, I have found it---** _ _ **A sign of victory!** _ _ **An end to loneliness** _ _ **By your gaze unto me.** _ _ **A dip of your delight** _ _ **To fill my vacant heart** _ _ **As the starved traveller** _ _ **Receives a new...
For Sally, my love. <3
### _T'was never a moment after_ ### _The day she accepted my heart_ ### _That any trouble or misfortune_ ### _Could happiness from me part._ ### _The feelings from holding her paw_ ### _Are more warming than a hot sun._ ### _The sparkles that...
The Science of Cake
_**Science is a great enemy That I have to fight every day. Though with age I become wiser, Science grows stronger anyway.**_ _**Mysteries get demystified, Chaos is then categorized. Anything that was once by chance Awesome is now simply...