M3llo the Vixen - Free Art Raffle Prize
_There was once a vixen_ _By the name of M3llo._ _She's quite reserved, though kind_ _Was this charming, young soul._ _Soft and delicate was_ _Her crimson-coated fur._ _Every male who saw_ _Her would begin to stir._ _Her personality_ _Was one...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - rough draft form
Once upon a time, there was a lion who could not really make sense of the world. Why? Because her was the only normal one around. Every one was fucking crazy. No shit. Now, I order to tell you the story, I have to think straight. No gay. I'm drunk...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 1/3 (in honor of ArcticWolf451)
_An old wolf by the name of Marvin,_ _Battered and withered by the passage of time,_ _Slowly made his way into a room_ _Where few listeners awaited a tale in rhyme._ _In this room was an array of cubs,_ _Pups, kittens, and smaller versions of...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 2/3 (in honor of AW451)
_So the half-blind, half-deaf teacher then looked over at this students and said, "Alright, class...today, we're going talk about binomials." Then a random student asked, "Teacher-bitch, what are binomials? Is that when two bisexual gnomes are getting...
Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - Part 3/3 (in honor of AW451)
_Everyone, including the football players, were waiting in the conference room, sitting in the seats with the other slutty cheerleaders, whom each had a mutation of HIV. You know what I'm sayin'? The cough...the conference room was filled with furs:...
Poet's Greeting
_Hello there, how art thou?_ _How are you on this fine day?_ _I am well, as of now,_ _Although, well, I must say_ _That I hope your (furry) meeting_ _Was a success, and for_ _You that everything_ _Is going alright. And your_ _Road towards...
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(Random exercise. Type twenty random letters, then turn those into the first letter of each sentence. The letters are QOCBSOVBEIVNSDIVNHDP.) Quotes are stupid. Of course anybody with any brief glint of inspiration can say something that might...
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A woman named Cynthia walked into a cabbage. The cabbage smelled funny. And so did Cynthia.
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Sally is a wholesome name. I once knew a girl named Sally. She and I dated for nearly a year. She was pretty and smart and always called me an idiot. I liked that. She had red hair and green eyes. She had a freckle on her face. I...
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"Let's play a game." Games are funny. Board games, video games, sports, and the like. Games bring out the competitive nature in some people. Games bring down the defenses of people that are always with their guard up. Games do...
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Life is fair, perfect, and gives everyone what they wants. Put in some effort, and you'll get exactly what you want. Want a wholesome spouse? He or she is waiting for you. Want a six-figure salary? Just apply yourself. It'll all come to you as simply...
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Everyone has their own version of "however" when it comes to an ideology attacking one's own comfort zone. "Sure, telling someone she looks beautiful when she is in fact morbidly obese could be hiding her from something she needs to hear; however,...