Harder Education: Smitty
Five in the morning comes really fast sometimes. I think the clock can tell how happy you are to be sleeping and it puts a bit of speed on just to make sure you're not ready when it starts annoying you out of whatever fine, fine dream you might be in...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Third Portion)
Some of you, readers of mine, may have come to the conclusion that the Chatterlynx household was or perhaps still is some sort of house of ill repute and that its lady and her staff are nothing more than hedonists who revel in sins of the flesh in the...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Second Portion)
Night had fallen long before our conversation concluded. Lord Chatterlynx had tasked the kitchen servants with preparing a supper while we discussed our new working relationship; while he apologized in his same nervous demeanor, I could find no fault...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (First Portion)
In all the years I have been an assistant to the women who call Suffolk County and its environs their home, I have never met a woman such as the Lady Victoria Chatterlynx. I cannot succinctly describe the breadth and width of her charms and her vices;...
Ballers: Pregame
The buzzer rang. The ball crashed into the rim, hovering for a moment as if gravity had taken a holiday, lingering...lingering...and then down it went, hitting the floor with a sickening slap of rubber against parquet floor. No basket, no points, no...
Meet The Neighbors!
Beep. Beep. Beeee... The collie sighed and closed his laptop, rubbing the bridge of his muzzle. "Well, that's the end of the batteries. Not gonna get any more work done until someone gets the blessed power back up." He was obviously frustrated, though...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Fifth Portion)
Devoted readers, I hope that in the time we have spent together that the impression of me that you carry in your mind is not that of a deviant man. I am no pervert, no skulking predator of the dark alleys who preys upon the delicate femininity of the...
Topping Off Your Tank
So after four years of trying to finish this story, I finally did. The first part of this story (up to about "if you're offering free gas") was written in 2004; the rest in 2008. It's an extremely long story--some 16 pages!--but only consists of one...
Underhead Compartments
Underhead Compartments An Exploration Of Future Storage Methods From Tyler David Coltraine 1. The Trollop Has Landed LOG: JESHI ANDE, ENGINEER 3RD CLASS LOG ENTRY: DATE 39210-291-23-A Space is immensely fucking boring. There,...
A Night At The Knocksbury
A Night At The Knocksbury OR Riding On The Slutbunny Express A piece of undefendable filth (you know you love it) by Tyler David Coltraine Let's get this out of the way quickly: I Am A Slut. I'm easy like Sunday morning. I go down...