Where you can be a queen
no milk today, it wasn't always so,
the company was gay, we turn'd night into day
so all that's left is a haven to get horny
hermaphrodites in the mean street back of town
all the pickup lines are strained and pretty corny
Parody, silly, song
"alright, i get it" william sighed, "you can be so corny sometimes, you know?"
sam smiled, and kissed him again.
\*\*\*
nik sat by the porch. he got up nce the door opened.
"s-so?"
Fanfiction, Gay, The smoke room, echo, fanfic
_you're_ the corny one!"
my cheek burned where he had touched me, and i couldn't help but stare at him. my heart gave a nervous beat.
"fine," i said, turning around to face the darkening window.
Action, Adventure, Demon, Fantasy, Romance, Suspense, Transformation, Werewolf, wizard
"yeah i know but you know it's true as corny as it sounds. so do you have any plans where you might go kenji?"
kenji ponders this for a few minutes, before he replies as he starts to scratch his head "i guess i never thought about it.
No-Yiff, Pokemon
This strange new world **offered** me lots of.... singular ways to achieve those goals, some **sweet** and tender, almost on the verge of a corny dream, some **nasty** and **dirty** , almost making any **pig** the cleanest **beast** on earth. no matter
Hypnosis, M/solo, Mind Control, Polar Bear
"well it all seems corny but these things are supposed to hunt in packs, so if you're by yourself and you get jumped it's bad news.
Dream, F/solo, Human, M/solo, Post-Apocalyptic, RP log, Violence (Not In Yiff), flexible survival, glowing, worms
corny, yes, true, of course.
Love, No-Yiff, Puma, Short, Short Story, Snow Leopard, dreamy, oneshot, songfic
#2 of the life of another - sandbox
hi all,
this seemed too corny after i wrote it so i gave it the axe. nonetheless i thought it might be fun to toss it in this folder at least until chapter 33 gets officially posted.
Cheese, Wolf
"oh god toby, you're really in a corny mood tody aren't ya?"
tj didn't answer, just cuddled against his boyfriend and purred.
Fanfiction, echo, fanfic
Swallow," she said, and may had to hold herself back from groaning at the corny name. "do you know why i asked you to stay behind?"
Mouse, Vixen, Vore (soft)