Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)

Where you can be a queen no milk today, it wasn't always so, the company was gay, we turn'd night into day so all that's left is a haven to get horny hermaphrodites in the mean street back of town all the pickup lines are strained and pretty corny

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Expanding the Horizons

"alright, i get it" william sighed, "you can be so corny sometimes, you know?" sam smiled, and kissed him again. \*\*\* nik sat by the porch. he got up nce the door opened. "s-so?"

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Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Nineteen

_you're_ the corny one!" my cheek burned where he had touched me, and i couldn't help but stare at him. my heart gave a nervous beat. "fine," i said, turning around to face the darkening window.

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A journey begins

"yeah i know but you know it's true as corny as it sounds. so do you have any plans where you might go kenji?" kenji ponders this for a few minutes, before he replies as he starts to scratch his head "i guess i never thought about it.

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Chronicles of Daddy part 1: The beginning and the deal.

This strange new world **offered** me lots of.... singular ways to achieve those goals, some **sweet** and tender, almost on the verge of a corny dream, some **nasty** and **dirty** , almost making any **pig** the cleanest **beast** on earth. no matter

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A night to remember pt1

"well it all seems corny but these things are supposed to hunt in packs, so if you're by yourself and you get jumped it's bad news.

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Chapter 33 deleted scene - Not a spoiler

#2 of the life of another - sandbox hi all, this seemed too corny after i wrote it so i gave it the axe. nonetheless i thought it might be fun to toss it in this folder at least until chapter 33 gets officially posted.

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Birthday: friends at solstice

"oh god toby, you're really in a corny mood tody aren't ya?" tj didn't answer, just cuddled against his boyfriend and purred.

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Sweety Pie

He smiled, blushing some more at the slightly corny statement, but julie giggled softly, blushing alittle more.

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Making a Vorno (Anthology Preview

Swallow," she said, and may had to hold herself back from groaning at the corny name. "do you know why i asked you to stay behind?"

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Halloween With Bunny - Final Part 3 - I Caught a Fairy on Halloween

"god your so cute; corny as hell; but cute," he nuzzled me. we stood up and he stretched beginning to wake up. i went upstairs and started to make some breakfast.

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