The Loves of a Sea God Chapter 2
Your clan sounds like a group of douchebags." the lugia laughed and said, "you're hilarious! but yeah, they we're douchebags...but now, i roam the land, without my parents, free to do whatever the hell i please, it's great here, so i made a home here."
Chapter Four
And it looks like some government agency hired a douchebag to play the pretend cop." he looked at me surprised at what i said, and then laughed."well this douchebag is gonna get you out of here," he voiced lightly.
Digimon Darkness
Terriermon: squiggle lemme go you douchebag! i dashed to the counter! wyatt: here! i want to adopt him. hippie clerk: a rabbit? i thought you wanted a dog! wyatt no questions! just give him to me! hippie clerk: ok!
Their First (Very rough)
Well they say it in their way, which is basically calling the other a douchebag. xd
Oh, College: Side Stories: Horsecock Joe
#10 of oh, college ever wonder what that one douchebag from the cafeteria does in his spare time? this is fucking hilarious if you have morgan freeman's voice as the narrator. trust me. this story is about joriel samaeus, aka horsecock joe.
Character Description: Lucky
Eye color: blue likes: skating, mcdonald's, rock music, nappies, shopping, instant ramen, salt, sleeping, gaming, fire, guitar, 12 gauges, harley-davidsons, plaid, fist fights dislikes: country music, being ignored, fights, onions, pineapple pizza, douchebags
Conker’s bad balls day
Where he needed to go was blocked by douchebag dung beetles, but conker noticed the b button spot and pulled out a slingshot, and with precision accuracy managed to hit the beetles in the balls one after another and went to the nest area leaving a lot of insects
Roman, the Hardworking Wolf
But at least he wasn't paired with a douchebag. and who knows? maybe working with frances could be interesting. just maybe.
Working with Criminals 2: The Interrogation
No, he was just a passenger inside of a perverted douchebag version of himself... as soon as he sat in the car, he leaned back, one hand on his cock, the other behind his head.
Eyes of stone : Prologue
Yesterday, ellie slapped that douchebag, dean!" troy exclaimed. "oh yeah." adam replied. "well supposedly, her dad found out he threatened to kill her, and knocked him out... idiot has a broken leg." "ellie's dad _is_ notoriously violent."
Chaotic Doomsday
"but, he's a douchebag, and a bully, and--" "morris," she cutter him off. "let's just enjoy our last day of school. we'll talk about this later, okay?" and with that, she walked away. "okay..." morris turned the camera towards him.
Bri [INTRO AND BACKSTORY]
She's quite a nice girl if you're not a douchebag. given the fact that gardevoirs tend to have a sharp stare and eye-structure, bri suffers from a severe case of 'resting bitch face'.