Speak the Neon, Langer
**Speak the Neon, Langer (Call me!)** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ Goddamn was this town hot. Langer had never gotten used to the heat. It was always a sticky mess of humidity, suffocating air and nasty little bugs that screeched about it in their tree...
Calcay Justice
**Calcay Justice** _by the Brain of Lazarus_ He was in no mood for this bullshit. The angry beat of top-lights pulsed in waves of blue and red, bathing over the shoddy excuse of a milk-green pickup, while his Charger sat with a poetic, furious hum,...
Under Seed and Sow
**Under Seed and Sow** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ It was a day of mist and earth. The long frost had passed in the country town of Pepperwood, and in its place was the brisk wave of heavy cloud and tilled soil. The air lingered with the fresh...
Bottom's Up
Bottoms Up A Gift _By The Brain of Lazarus_ A man has no place in the cold. Lo, he had sought to escape every since creation was able to creep away from its icy bite. Seek the stone, sun, and fire, was evolution's law and teaching. Man had spent...
Priorities
**Priorities** **_by The Brain of Lazarus_** _Late!_ Roxxan was so late. He didn't know how. Did he forget to set the alarm, sleep through it? Not get enough rest? It didn't matter. The only thing that did was the schematics for his semester...
Dragonhauz
_The Brain of Lazarus Presents_  _Never deny an emergency._ Ah the loose policy hammering of the Office of Official and Prestigious Affairs. It rolled forth random congratulatory selections and spooned...
Sate the Fire
**Sate the Fire** _by the Brain of Lazarus_ _Inspiration drawn from _[here.](http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12934973/) Satisfying a Charizard is. . . challenging. As a trainer, Girei had toppled many a challenge in his time with a league of loyal...
Posterior Plump
**Posterior Plump** by _The Brain of Lazarus_ Hero had stopped by the Able Sisters store on a near weekly basis ever since his moving into town. Throughout the seasons he'd become a bit more attached to the place than he realized. Rather, his...
The Wild Healer
**The Wild Healer** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ _The soul is not so vibrant._ He could taste the lingering stain of copper and salt that painted scarlet over his face. Scattered drops of a fine misty rain fell in hushed layers to mingle with the...
On Silk Wings
**On Silk Wings** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ _// Ordications Axx Protoca //_ It's not every day the Office of Prestigious Security and Defense ordains one of its own to travel abroad on vague business detail. In fact, an officer leaving his or her...
Two Thieves on the Iron East
**Twin Thieves on the Iron East** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ The road to the Iron East is a dangerous one, many say. A long and tumultuous trip filled with unknowns and great perils that takes planning and care to reach the ultimate destination, The...
A Pilfered Exchange
**A Pilfered Exchange** _by The Brain of Lazarus_ _// Glorium Exaltia Imperialis //_ The first time changes you. He'd heard that phrase a few times, young Kalasan. When the youthful white furred rabbit had gone through the web-work of training in...