Home Movies (Chapter 3) [The SEX.]
**HOME MOVIES Chapter 3** They got back home in a hurry, whereupon Sebi hastily barricaded himself in the bathroom. He assured Ryan that he'd only be a minute, and that they'd play video games once he got out. That was over fifteen minutes ago. ...
Stall 5
**Stall 5** 7:49am Switch fumbled for and flipped, the long fluorescent rods buzzed to life overhead. "Sigh." Maki bumped the door closed with his butt, leaning back against it as he clumsily stirred his morning coffee. His shades were...
Kiwi-Flavored Zombie Piss
**KIWI-FLAVORED ZOMBIE PISS** **(based on a true story)** The microphone hopped and screeched to life, blaring out angrily across an endless horizon of writhing, screaming bodies. The little gray moth, wearing entirely too much eyeliner and standing...
The Virginity Fairy (Preview/Tester/Teaser)
Legend has it that if you leave five dollars beneath your pillow and go to sleep face-down without any underwear on, the Virginity Fairy will come and take your virginity away. Which is good, because that's just what Caylen was on the market for...
In the Warm, Dark Cave
**In the Warm, Dark Cave** ~ by Agrius "Kiss me," the Khajiit panted amorously against where he thought my hearing ducts might be. His claws pitted marks into my wrists as he pinned me to the slimy cave wall. "Kiss me, or I swear by all the gods...
Why I Shot Him in the Face
**Why I Shot Fr. Heimskr in the Face (a note tacked to the main gate of Whiterun)** Dear guards who are looking for me: No doubt you are wondering why I elected to shoot Heimskr, the priest of Talos, in the face with my enchanted bow on the...
Wine Coolers, Chapter 3
"Mmmph!!" Nick couldn't be sure who made the noise - him or her. They were wrapped up in eachother, tangled together, her legs around his waist, his paws cupped under her ass. Tongues intruded into foreign mouths as Nick's head swam in frantic...
Wine Coolers, Chapter 2
Morning had just begun to slant through the blinds when Nick's alarm went off. "Umfggg..." He slapped at the obnoxious noise with a gloved paw, twisting uncomfortably on the couch. Wait. The couch? Why was he - Cracking an eyelid, Nick...
Wine Coolers, Chapter 1
"Jeez, Carrots..._mfff_..." Nick stared in drunken amazement as his partner cleaned the spaces between his fingers with her tongue. He blinked, but the spectacle wouldn't clear. Judy's massive eyes were still looking up at him as her velvety pink...