Alpha Male Meets Tom Cruise: A Chillunz Storie
Alpha Male was a manly man who always loved killin'. He'd hunt down baby animals and then he would grill 'em. Alpha Male would work out ten hours each day. His delts were like slabs of fine, sculpted clay. Guns made the...
My English Lyrics for "Sleepless Beauty" from Gravitation
Even from a distance, I see your shining eyes. They gleam as they awaken, waiting for the day. Let the ramparts of the night seduce you, as you cast away the rags of a past that you once knew. (Without any exit) You look for anything to help...
The Ultimate Showdown of Old Godzilla
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Godzilla burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Godzilla, who proceeded to...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 4
**EXODUS - Chapter 4** It wasn't long before our descent took us within view of the gleaming orange lights of the vast, underwater city of Otoh Gunga. A capital city of sorts, it's comprised of a series of interconnected bubbles which contain our...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 3
**EXODUS - Chapter 3** The Gungans were here first. Human pioneers--colonists, really--scouted Naboo centuries ago in search of a source of plasma, something with which this planet was teeming. I won't bore you with the details of how plasma is an...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 2
**EXODUS - Chapter 2** All around me was the braying, stampeding wildlife not wise enough to have fled before the Droid army's morning commute. My arms swung limp at my sides as the rage in me seared my core. I thought I would throw up what little I...
Jar Jar's Bizarre Adventure - Exodus - Chapter 1
Everything you've been told was a lie. Well, damn near everything. For one thing, my people don't talk like Sy Snootles after an all-night spice jag. Here's the thing about totalitarian dictatorial empires: _They_control the _information_. It's a big...
My Awkward "Hopes and Dreams" Lyrics
Hopes and dreams, Born from stars. Light that carries From afar. Do days gone by Bring a tear Or a glimmer To your eye? I know you'd Hold my hand If you'd only Understand Life was never ours to take It's a gift...
My Immortal
**"My Immortal"** **By Terry Echoes** "What is taking you so long?" I was strapped to the table, the cold, hard surface jabbing into my shoulder blades. Taut, wide straps pinned down my bare green arms and chest, as well as my hips, offering me...
Cul-de-Sac
"Cul-de-Sac" By Terry Echoes Zeke Pulanski admired himself in the mirror. Yeah. This Halloween, he was good enough to eat. He flexed a bicep and kissed it, then rolled his abdomen. Truth be told, it wasn't much in the way of a six-pack, but Zeke's...
Bored Meeting
**"Bored Meeting"** **By Terry Echoes** At least twenty years had passed since Calvin Phosphene had been a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed recent college grad excited for his life to be given an opportunity with Wellerbeans Ltd. Inc. Co. He did not...
Put Me in the Trash
" **Put Me in the Trash"** **by Terry Echoes** There were a few nice new products on sale at Klyder's Department Store that quarter, but the lime jello marshmallow cottage cheese surprise was not one of them. Clyde Igglesby wanted to retch at the...