Lion Down for a Massage
Taking a deep breath to gather his bearings, Jon opened the door to the relatively benign-looking massage parlor. It wasn't that he was ashamed of being seen entering it, that was hardly a concern. The sign outside was relatively discrete, and Jon was...
A Pachyderm's Package
"Cheers!" Helen said, raising her champagne as Emily and Rachel raised theirs in turn. It had been a successful hunt, something that was not always the case when they made it out to the savannah. It was amazing to be back out on safari without a care...
Shark Infested Waters
"Don't worry bud, this will be fun!" Gabe said, nearly dragging his friend Jason down the walkway towards the beach. It was an especially hot day, and both men were in need of something more refreshing than their shitty apartment air conditioning. The...
An Entrancing Circus (PREVIEW VERSION)
Barely able to suppress a sigh, I pulled out my phone, staring, frustrated, at the lack of a signal. Fuck. Stuck here in this shit show of a circus was one thing, but I didn't even have the usual joys of Facebook to distract me. ...
Rent
1 Schuck. Crinkle. Another $50 wedges itself into the big glass jar. Jax pulls his long hairy mouse tail back out of the slit at the top of the lid. He allows himself a little smile. That's $1500. Another two grand, and it's over. He can finally leave...
Ass Out of You, Not Me
"And, so then, the bitch tried to call me out on Twitter, but I shut her down! She blocked me, so that means I win!" Jan declared, Sara laughing at that with the cadence of a high school hanger-on. Though the pair of them were in their late twenties,...
A Special Gift
The dim light of the cave made Daylor nervous, even though he had enough dark vision to see its edges and not get lost. He was not accustomed to being in such close quarters, even after all his years of adventures. Even though it made him uneasy,...
Wooing, Wilderness, and Wolves
\<Fuck, give it to me harder!\> Nicole called out, trying to get into the moment. It had been some time since she had a male, and she was determined to get as much pleasure out of it as she could. Though, to be fair, wolves, in general, were far...
Only In Florida...
"So, are you sure it's OK for us to chill here?" Brittany asked, taking a sip from her beer and picking up the joint she'd left sitting on the edge of the table in front of her. "Oh, absolutely, we aren't going to be bothered. Uncle Jack's...
Being Ferret
"Dude, this can't be real," Keero remarked, looking at the outstretched vial with a mixture of curiosity and disgust on his face. It certainly didn't look like anything capable of transforming him. But, without the idea of what such a thing might look...
Getting over the Hump
The camel statue was hardly the strangest thing Michael had seen on his trip so far. Such things were on every other street corner in the villages outside the city where he had been vacationing. Even seeing one of them glow was hardly out of the...
An Alien Bug
Day 1 First day of the blog. Obviously. This is new for me, too. I've never been much of a blogger. But, with nothing else urgent to occupy my time for the foreseeable future, I might as well start one. I think people...