A Bad Mow Job...
While leering at my bathroom's looking glass; I could tell my front lawn needed _mowing_, At quick glance, I could see that vixen's ass And I drooled as everything was showing, With wild arms, legs, shouts, and a wilder moan, I knew her skills...
A little light reading.
This story is written with the permission of Coyotek. It is based on his picture. "Not a bedtime story" and once again thank you for allowing me to do this. I hope you like it. It's a very short simple piece. Based on one of my favorite pics of...
Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Newark, New Jersey, there lived a jolly jackrabbit named Jerry. Jerry was always jolly; nothing seemed to make him sad. He had three best friends in the whole wide world, each one as jolly as him: Freddy the...
Del and Levi
Over 18 blah blah, is this warning really needed? Anyway, This is a quick story with two of my characters, and to be honest not meant to be considered great. You might see more of these two, if not Del, expect more Levi. * * * "Honey...
A Steamy Day at Hortonville High
Edwared Cullen is a vampire. He wares leather cloths and has a pail face and is super strong! Renamon: is a blue-furred renamon. this is hot story is about them too. think I got rid of all the names and stuff. okay so wear shuld we be? (Well,...
The love for a legendary Chapter 2
The next day, Giratina wakes up to find Dialga gone making him worried. Quickly he gets up and begins to look for her but couldn't find her. Giratina searches treasure town and the guild but no sign of Dialga. Giratina felt like giving up but...
Episode Seven: Sweltering Summer Sins
Gray looked around and had a funny feeling that perhaps someone could be spying on them. she was too cool to be seen, ugh, hugging her best friend. gray stood up, still holding blue and once they were both up she let go.
Deathwatch: Unpublished Fiction (FUNNY VERSION)
funny version - see ending deathwatch it was the witching hour, nothing so crude as midnight of course. anyone can be a witch at midnight under a full moon.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To Breakfast
"Grab the little cretin!" "Guards! Guards! Come quick!" "Watch where you're driving!" The sounds of chaos filled the streets of Okeanós. It was by no means the largest city in the country of Lofos, but it was by many accounts one of the most...
A Funny Yifftastic Adventure, Part I
The Amazons! Part One! (Yea, we all know where this is going) Renard kept his steady pace as he trudged forward through the thick foliage. His feet were caked in mud and bits of flora. As the sweat seemed to pour out of every...
MY TRANSFORMERS 3 ULTIMATE EVIL EMERGES PART 12
MY TRANSFORMERS 3 ULTIMATE EVIL EMERGES SCRIPT IDEA PART 12 HERE IS PART 12 TO MY TRANSFORMERS ULTIMATE EVIL EMERGES SCRIPT IDEA OF MINE THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THUS FAR. AFTER THE AUTOBOTS MANAGE TO RESCUED US FROM THE DECEPTICON BASE ON MARS...
Trouble at the circus
It was a beautiful day at the circus; acrobats, mimes and magicians were delighting the crowd with their tricks and acts. There was laughter and tears, for not everyone was comfortable around the dreaded clowns, but this was just a small inconvenience...