FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

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>REQUISITION

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Welcome to the Lab Equipment Requisition Interface. Please enter the ID Number of the item you wish to requisition.

>64-7219-D; Mult 12

Item no. 64-7219-D; Lab-issue motion-activated trail cameras (waterproof chassis). Is this correct?

>Y

12 copies of this item will be sent through the PC Item system. Confirm?

>Y

This item is beyond the current scope of User's assignment. Approval will have to be requested from user: LabAdmin. Are you prepared to submit a request?

>Y

Please enter your justification for requesting this equipment. Type ">COMMIT" to finish and send to user: LabAdmin.

As discussed previously, these cameras will be used to observe the river, cutting through the center of the valley. I have determined exactly ten places where diadromous water Pokemon will be delayed in their journey upstream, which offers a prime vantage point to record and census them. The remaining two cameras will be used as backups, in case any of them fail.

>COMMIT

Request submitted. You will receive an alert when user: LabAdmin reads and answers your request. The item will be sent, if it is approved.

Do you need to request any further items?

>Y

Please enter the ID Number of the item you wish to request.

>8-153

Item no. 8-153: Lapras Reef brand swim goggles (adult size). Confirm?

>Y

Item no. 8-153 is being sent through the Item PC System, now. Do you need to request any more items?

>Y

Please enter the ID Number of the item you wish to requisition.

>03-3633

Item no. 03-3633: Swim Trunks (Adult, male). Confirm?

>Y

Would you like to input a code for color/style?

>Y

Please enter code now.

>C-231; S-*

Color: Light blue. Style: No preference. Confirm?

>Y

Item will be sent in the size on file for user: TLarch. Confirm?

>Y

Item no. 03-3633 is being sent through the Item PC System now. Would you like to request any further items?

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>ERROR

Error handling system activated. Please enter the ID Number of the item for which an error has been made.

>03-3633

Please enter the error code that best describes the fault.

>2

Error Code 2: Item received is not item requested. Confirm?

>Y

Please describe the fault in detail. Information will be sent to admins for debugging purposes. Type ">COMMIT" when finished.

The item requested was a pair of swim trunks for men. The item sent, instead, was a two piece swimsuit for women. Color was correct, but the item was not.

>COMMIT

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Error log sent. A replacement for the requested item is being sent through the Item PC System now. Would you like to request any furt

>ERROR

Error handling system activated. Please enter the ID number of the item for which an error has been made.

>03-3633

Please enter the error code that best describes the fault.

>2

Error Code 2: Item received is not item requested. Confirm?

>Y

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The system sent another woman's swimsuit! It's not even the right color: it's pink, now!

>COMMIT

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Error log sent. A replacement item is being sent through the Item PC System now. Would you like to request any further items?

>N

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>APPEND LOG ENTRY "Campfire_Recipes;Personal_TL"

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Science is filled to the brim with stories of technical failure threatening the advancement of research. Ships break down at sea, spectrometers start throwing anomalous data, a junior Aide downloads the wrong program and installs a virus onto outdated and vulnerable computer hardware. These stories are dime a dozen.

How has technology stymied MY research? By sending me three pairs of women's swimsuits shortly before I take on the task of installing trail-cams in the river. It's fitting that my Pory-kill moment would not be something cool and dangerous, just embarrassing and asinine. This is karma. I'm being punished for not taking science seriously enough, in college.

It's fine, though. I'll just have to try again, later. Hopefully the requisition guys can fix the bug quickly. There's only so much time left before the water gets fully warm and the migration starts in fu

ALERT!

OPENING LERI...

Welcome to the Lab Equipment Requisition Interface.

Priority message:

Your request for item 64-7219-D; Mult 12 has been approved in full. The item is being sent through the PC System, now. A message from user: LabAdmin follows:

Request approved. You may consider this task to be high priority. Feel free to skip the next day of observation work in order to get these cameras set up. The sooner they're online, the more time we'll have to sort out the inevitable hiccups.

-Redwood

MESSAGE END

RETURNING TO PREVIOUS APPLICATION: LOG

Damn her! Damn my Professor's rabid dedication to the job! She wasted no time, whatsoever giving me the greenlight. And on the next observation day? So, tomorrow? That's not going to give me enough time to wait for the req program to sort out its inventory problem.

I suppose I'll just have to inform her about the delay. It's not like I can

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No. No, let's not be silly. This is important work, but it's not so important that I'd debase myself by

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Maybe I could just do it in my regular clothes. Thick denim isn't the most pleasant thing to try and swim with, but it's bette

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>Y

RESUME LOG, TYPE ">COMMIT" WHEN FINISHED

This was a mistake. All-Mother Mew, why did I do this? I mean, they kind of got the size right. I assume they used my measurements even though it's not something I'd wear. Even so, this just won't work. These bottoms are tiny! They barely cover anything! Honestly, it would be less embarrassing to swim around completely naked than try and preserve my modesty in this thing.

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Why did I need to put them on, to figure that out? It was obvious that this wouldn't work. Why am I wearing women's swim bottoms, at my work station?

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WELCOM

>Y

RESUME LOG, TYPE ">COMMIT" WHEN FINISHED

One day, I will be a world famous Professor. One day I will run experiments that revolutionize the field. My name is going to be on papers that get published in Kanto journals. One day I'm going to be a world famous Professor.

And when I do, this little science project is not even going to be a footnote in my memoirs. "Just a routine survey," I'll say. "Nothing an enterprising Junior Researcher couldn't handle. Nothing out of the ordinary about it. I don't even remember what I wore to set up the cameras."

You don't believe that for a second, Larch. Try again.

TH

Honestly, what's one more humiliation? After everything that's happened to me? Wearing the wrong swimsuit isn't even in the top five most embarrassing things that happened this month. Nobody else is here who matters. Just a bunch of wild Pokemon and one Sylveon who may or may not be a runaway.

I should be thinking of my wider career. What I'll be doing once I stop accidentally agreeing to more tours of Reserve duty. This experiment is important. It's got the backing of one of the region's top biologists. It's the kind of thing that leads to papers, which leads to names on papers, which leads to labcoats.

I need to do this. I NEED to do this.

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Maybe I could just swim naked. Swimming naked is always an option.

Except it's not. Not with Subject Epsilon running around. Or Beta. Or Alpha. Probably not Delta? DEFINITELY his pups would be an issue.

I should stop having those thoughts. These bottoms are super inconvenient to have erections in. They're tenting so hard it feels like I'm in danger of

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>Y

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I'm not wearing them, anymore. I took them off. I'm never putting them on, again. Log over.

>COMMIT

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DEVICE RECOGNIZED AS "Lab-issue motion activated trail camera (underwater chassis)"

>FILES

FILES STORED ON DEVICE:

"6-4-10:42:06.vid"

>DELETE "6-4-10:42:06.vid"

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>PLAY "6-4-10:42:06.vid"

BEGINNING PLAYBACK; TRANSCRIPT MODE ACTIVATED

Camera activates looking down at a deep, moderately fast-flowing river.

Voice (M): Okay. Five down, five to go. This one... is working fine, same as the last ones. Just gotta get it situated just right. I think... yeah, there. Where the river bends. I think I even see a nice rock I can anchor it against.

Camera moves forward, still trained down at the water. Splashing noises. Bare human legs are just barely visible, as the camera advances into the river. Camera lifts, points at the canopy of trees, overhead.

Voice (M): Fuuuck, that... that is cold. There's no getting used to that. Ugh. Just... get it done, Larch. Get it done.

The sound of someone taking a deep breath. The camera submerges under the water. View is blurry as the camera is swung around. After a few moments, it settles into position on the river bed. Camera shifts left and right as it's forced into the mud.

CALIBRATION IN PROGRESS

View of the riverbed is clear, except for a small amount of sediment kicked up by the camera installation. Camera is pointed downstream, judging by the movement of plants underwater. Off in the distance a handful of Pokemon can be seen swimming.

CALIBRATION ERROR: Anomaly incoming.

A group of orange shapes approach from downstream, at rapid speed. Behind them, the water froths with powerful jets.

Analyzing...

Orange Body

Fur

Mammal

Blue fin-like structures on limbs

Yellow ring around throat

Species identified: Buizel (PND #418)

The next minute or so is a chaotic blur. There is a noise of alarm, muffled, coming from the human just off-screen. Camera lifts up off the riverbed, and then is jostled violently as approaching Buizels collide with the person holding it.

Camera view partially obscured by an orange paw, before it's adjusted to rest against one of the Buizel's bellies. The Pokemon now holding the camera turns, to look at their friends. The other two Buizels are visible, as well as the human, as the three of them struggle, underwater. One Buizel blows a jet of water in the human's face, causing him to recoil. The second slips underneath and behind. It grabs at the waistband of the human's swim bottoms, shucking them off in one fluid motion. The Whistler, attached to the garment, falls off and sinks to the bottom of the river.

Camera rises to the surface, along with the other two Buizels. The human emerges, a moment later, coughing and gasping for air.

Buizel 1 (Camera left): Bui! Bu-bui?

Buizel 2 (Holding camera): Buizel! Bui!

(Camera shakes, waving left and right.)

Buizel 3 (Camera right): Bui~ (Holds up a pair of women's bikini bottoms)

Voice (M): H-hey! Give those back!

Camera turns towards the river. Human is waist deep, hands between his legs. Except for a pair of goggles, he is entirely naked.

Human (M): I mean it! Those don't belong to you! Give them back, right now!

Camera turns back to the other two Pokemon. The Buizels begin to talk among each other.

Buizel 3: Bui? Bu-bui-buizel.

Buizel 1: (Smirks) Buizel. Bui bui bui!

Laughter from all three Pokemon. Buizel 1 steps forward and points to the human.

Buizel 1: Bu-bui! (Points to human again, then to a stone on the water's edge.) Bi bu-bui bui buu, buizel bui!

Camera turns to human. His face is beet red, and his expression is both strained and confused.

Human (M): I don't... I don't understand what you're saying. What do you...?

Buizel 1: (Sighs. As camera turns back to her, one can see her striking Buizel 3 on the back.) Bui? Bi-bu-bu-bui zel-bui.

Buizel 3: Bui!

(Buizel 3 quickly places the bikini on his head like a hat, before scampering onto the shore and upstream. Quickly, he clambers up to the top of the rock, where he stands and faces the human.)

Buizel 3: Bui bui! (Points at human, then points down at the rock.) Bui! (Buizel turns around and gets on all fours. He begins to shake his hindquarters back and forth, suggestively.)

(In a high-pitched, submissive tone) Bui! Bui bu-bui~

Buizels 1 and 2 can be heard laughing, just off-screen, as Buizel 3 continues to pantomime presenting himself. The beginnings of an erection poke out from between his legs, and his expression carries a hint of genuine arousal.

Male (M): You... (Camera whips around to human, who remains submerged in the water. His face is a deep red.) You can't be serious. You want me to... n-no. No, I can't... I can't do that.

Buizel 1: Bui-bu-bui. (Camera turns to face her, just as she points to Buizel 2) Bui? (She points off towards the woods) Buizel bu.

Buizel 2: Bu-bui! (Camera turns around, now pointed at the river bank. Buizel 2 makes a strained noise, as if preparing to exert themselves.)

Human (M): N-no, wait! Wait! Please don't throw that! Please, I'll... I'll...

Buizel 1: Bui?

Human (M): Fuck... I'll... do it. I'll do it, just... promise me you'll give me my stuff back, if I do.

There is a pause, before the camera shifts back to roughly the position it was, before. Buizel 1 folds her arms and motions with her head, towards the rock. Her expression is cruel and expectant.

Camera shifts back towards the human, who slowly trudges out of the water. His hands are still between his legs, until he reaches the edge of the large rock.

Buizel 2 hops off, one paw holding the swimwear to his head as he splashes into the water. With his other paw, he motions dramatically, as if to say "after you." His erection continues to work its way out of its sheath.

After a moment's pause, human leans forward and puts his hands on the rock. Camera moves closer, as human begins to climb. Angle provides a clear view of the underside of his testicles and penis.

The Buizel murmur among each other, for a moment.

Human comes to a stop, at the top of the rock. He is on all fours, rear end angled down towards the river. He looks back, distressed. Then, he turns his head back towards the forest. His hips begin to shift, side to side. The movement is slight, at first. Then, it becomes more noticeable.

Buizel 2: Bui bui!

Buizel 3: (Laughs) Bui!

Human lowers his face to the rock and places his hands over his head. A low groan can be heard. He begins to thrust his hindquarters more aggressively, rolling them in circular arcs. The beginnings of an erection are evident

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Buizel 3: B-bui~

Buizel 1: Bu-bu-bui?

Camera turns to look at Buizel 3, who at this moment has his forepaws together, between his legs. He is obviously aroused, making short thrusting motions with his hips as he grinds his erection against the sides of his paws. He looks to his two companions and then, bashfully, moves to try and cover himself further.

Buizel 3: Zel? Bui bu-bu-bui.

Buizels 1 and 3 snicker, off screen.

Human (M): Hey! Is that... is that good? Can I have my stuff back, now?

A pause. Camera turns back towards the human, still on all fours on top of the rock. He looks into the camera lens, then quickly turns away. His face is a deep red, and he mutters something inaudible over the sound of water and wind.

Buizel 1: BU-BUI!

Sudden motion. The camera points down, its field of view taken up entirely by light orange fur as the three Buizels huddle close together. Buizes 2 and 3 are erect, their members nearly touching as they talk. Buizel 1 is less obviously aroused, her fur wet and shiny all over.

For about a minute or two, they talk among themselves in animated whispers. Their words are sharp and argumentative. Buizel 1 moves to leave the huddle once, then twice. Both times, she's brought back by a yap of objection by one of the other two. Buizels 2 and 3 spend most of this time whispering to each other, getting more heated with each exchange.

Human (M): Um... guys? Buizels? I asked if...

Buizels 1-3 (Simultaneous): BUI-BU-ZEL!

Human (M): I-I-I'm sorry. I didn't... I'll be quiet, just...

Another few moments pass, in tense silence. Then, Buizel 1 taps the other two with her forepaws.

Buizel 1: Bui-bu-bu-bui. (She disappears from the camera view.) Bui... bui bu-zel.

Buizel 2 turns to follow Buizel 1, and the camera turns with him. The view returns to the rock, where the human still perches. He starts to move, but is forced to freeze in place by a pointing motion and a sharp cry from Buizel 1. She pauses a moment, to make sure the human isn't going anywhere. Then she begins to clamber up the rock, along the human's side and under his belly.

Human (M): Wait. Wh-what are you d-d-doing? What are you doing down th... ohhhhhhhhh!

Buizel 1 has spread herself out on all fours, her hindquarters pressed up into the human's hips. Her vulva is visible, fully inflamed and glistening with moisture, before she lifts her hips to roll against the human's now fully erect penis. She can be heard squeaking in excitement, though her face is no longer visible at this angle.

Human (M): There's no way. You can't... not here. Please. You can't do this right... fuck!

Buizel 1: Buuuuui!

Buizel 1 pulls back, penetrating herself on the human's penis. The process is slow, and accompanied by a high-pitched whining cry from the Pokemon.

Buizel 3: Bui. Bu-zel...?

Buizel 2: Bui.

Buizel 1 pulls forward and then pushes back again. Soon, she is engaged in obvious rutting behaviors. The camera angle, low to the ground, gives a clear and unambiguous view of where the two of them are joined. Every downward thrust of her hips is accompanied by a short, panting yap from Buizel 1. There is also a voice, human in origin. It may be coming from the human, but the human's face is not visible in frame.

Voice (F): Ah! Ah! F-fuck! It's...not working. The camera isn't... ahn! ...isn't on. Please. Please, Mew. If there's a-a-anything resembling mercy in that little pink... fuck!

The camera tilts left and right, as Buizel 2 shifts its weight between its hind paws. For a moment, the angle points down towards the bottom of the rock, where most of the human and Buizel 1 are out of frame. Buizel 2's penis emerges from the edge of camera left, being gripped in his right forepaws.

Buizel 3: Bui.

Camera turns to the right. Buizel 3 comes into frame, once again clutching his crotch in both paws.

Buizel 3: Bui bu-bu-zel-bu.

Buizel 2: Zel-bui?

Buizel 3: Bui. Bui bu-zel-bu bu-bui.

Buizel 3 gets onto all fours and proceed to rush towards the rock, before going around and climbing the opposite side.

Buizel 2: Bui! Bui-bu-bui!

Sudden, violent camera motion. There's a sudden splash of water, and the hollow sound of impact with the ground, before the view comes to a halt. Camera is now partially submerged, tilted at an angle. The rock is mostly in view, as Buizel 2 rushes towards it and begins to climb. Buizel 3 emerges from the far side, stepping in front of the human and lifting his head up by his hair. Buizel 2 takes a standing position between the human's legs, hips pressed against his hindquarters.

Human (F?): What are you doing? What... (strangled cry as Buizel 2 lines his penis up with the human's anus and pushes in) Nnngh! N-no... no, please. Not again. I can't be spit r... (the rest is inarticulate, as the human's head is forced down into Buizel 2's crotch.)

What follows is several minutes of spirited, unmistakable mating. Buizel 1 continues to bounce against the human's thighs, panting with exertion. Buizel 2 launches a few experimental thrusts, pauses to adjust his footing, and then begins to rut with short, rapid hip motions. Buizel 3 is half-obscured by the human's head and shoulders, at this angle. His mouth is wide open, tongue lolling out of his mouth, and his eyes are half-lidded and unfocused as the human's head bobs up and down. The blue bikini on his head slips off, falling out of frame.

Buizel 1: Buibuibuibui...buiiii...

The human makes inarticulate noises, as his body begins to twitch. Semen can be seen leaking out from where he is joined to Buizel 1, who at this moment is arching her back and crying out in pleasure.

Buizel 2 puts a hind paw up on one of the human's legs and grits his teeth. He growls as an obvious orgasm overtakes him.

Buizel 3 throws his head back. A large grin can be seen in his open mouth, but any sound he makes is drowned out by the others.

All four creatures begin to slow their movements, moaning giving way to panting before eventually settling down. The Buizels dismount from the human, who rolls over and starts coughing.

Human (F): There, I...

The human clears his throat. When he speaks again, his voice is deeper.

Human (M): There. I gave you all what you wanted. Now can I have my stuff back?

The Buizels all exchange glances, before Buizel 1 waves a paw, disinterestedly.

Buizel 1: Bui? Bui bu-bu buizel.

Buizel 3: Bui bui-bu!

Buizel 3 reaches for the top of his head, and then pauses. His eyes widen, in concern.

Buizel 3: Bui bu-zel-bu?

Human (M): Where did they go?

Buizel 1: Bui? Bui bu-zel-bu?

Buizel 3 looks around him, frantically.

Buizel 3: Bui bu-zel-bu?

Human (M): Where did they go?

Slowly, all four subjects look down-river. Their heads all move in unison, as if tracking something moving. The human scrambles off of the rock and into the shallow water.

Human (M): No no no no no! Fuck! (Human turns back to the rock. His rear is visible. Semen can be seen running down his thighs.) You gotta get them back! Please! I can’t go around the forest like this. It’d be a death sentence.

Buizel 1: Bui-bui! Bui-bui. (She holds up her paws in a placating motion) Zel zel bui. Bui bu-bui b...

The sound of a wild Pokemon roaring in the distance. All three Buizels turn in the direction of the cry, and then immediately jump in the water, headed upstream.

Human (M): No, wait! Come back! It...

The human looks around, hands lowering to cover his crotch, before turning his attention back downstream. He takes a deep breath.

Human (M): This is fine. Just gotta catch up with it. Just... where’s the Whistler? Where...?

Human notices the camera. Quickly, he splashes over to pick it up. He pulls it to his face and stares into the lens. His expression is one of dread.

Human (M): Of course you were recording, this whole time. (He shakes his head) No time. Gotta get out of here before that thing shows up. (The camera shakes, as one of the human’s hands reaches for the top of the camera) At least I’ve got my Bag, nearby. If only the dumb thing let me access spare clothes, as well a...

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>DISCONNECT

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>APPEND LOG “Campfire_Recipes;Personal_TL”

BEGIN LOG ENTRY, TYPE “>COMMIT” TO FINISH

Fuck this day. Note to self: requisition another Whistler after I’ve collapsed in my bed and slept the humiliation off. Also delete the footage on the other camera. My legs still ache thanks to that dumb fish.

I am so tired.

>COMMIT

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