Cari and Lew: Otherworld Services
Lew drummed his hands against the steering wheel. The goat's head turned to look out each of the front windows, in turn. Not that he was sure what he was looking for. Nobody was on the streets. Especially not the one person he was expecting. He stopped...
The Orderly of Parleyville
Lew grunted in annoyance, as his hip began to buzz. Pulling his hands out of the sink, he quickly wiped his hands on a nearby washcloth, before he fished out his phone and flicked up the "Answer" button. "Yeah?" "Hey, Lew," came Cari's voice,...
The Pox Dog (Part One)
Len was a poor alchemist. The young collie had initially taken to the science of alchemy in order to learn the secrets of transmutation. Like the legendary figures he had read about, he was enamored with the process of turning lead into gold, into...
Graham Gets a Roommate
Graham turned the knob on his door lock, then rested his head against the wood and sighed. Another day of work, come and gone, and far too many more between him and his next day off. The sound of the television in the next room was a far cry from the...
Professional Behavior
Carol was a small lady. Even under normal circumstances, she only ever came up to Roger's shoulder. However, in this moment, she seemed to be doing everything in her power to seem smaller. The way she crunched herself into a vaguely mouse-shaped ball,...
Gym Talk
_{{Hey, Boss.}}_ _{{What did you do?}}_ _{{C'mon, man. Can't a guy say hi to his manager, after hours?}}_ _{{Cut the crap, Pablo.}}_ _{{You don't call me 'Boss' unless you need me to do something for you.}}_ _{{So,...
Is Umbreon a Top?
IS UMBREON A TOP? _A meta-analysis of NSFW furry artwork._ _Part I_ _Introduction_ I struggled, for a few days, to figure out how I was going to present this particular piece of media. At first, I thought it would be...
A Clipper's Fate
Adelard the fox knew better than to say anything, and so he did not. He said nothing as he saw the watchmen gather, outside his little shop. He said nothing, as a large wolf in battle-worn mail shouted accusations at him. He even said nothing as he was...
Fuzzle Dumplin's
The pianist in the corner of the little upscale bar started up her fourth song of the set. Unsurprisingly, the simple, repetitive jazz progressions she played made the song sound almost exactly like the last three. The patrons of Seth's were not all...
Thrake and the Magic Cloak
Seer's Enclave was born of an old king's paranoia. Nestled in a pocket of especially high curtain walls, it had, at one point, been the only place where those of magical persuasion were legally allowed to ply their trade, within the city. Nowadays,...
Close Quarters
When Roger returned to the cubicles, yet another cup of coffee in hand, it was to discover a third light coming from the far corner. The rabbit frowned, as he tried to place who sat in that area. He looked over to where his desk was, then over to...
Irony Watching
"Coming Up! Tempers flare as the auction heats up. 'Twenty-five!' 'Twenty-five-fifty!' \<bleep\> "And later... P-Dog finds more than he bargained for in his brand new car. 'What's... oh, \<bleep\>!' "That's all coming up...