Tent Pitch
Story by charles_they on SoFurry
A six-part limerick on pitching tents and other sweaty outdoor activities.
Tent Pitch
A coyote of carriage quite camp /
Was notorious for being a tramp /
He serviced wolf goods /
While deep in the woods /
At taking cocks, this 'yote was a champ /
But over one can only be bent /
So often before they are spent /
So when he let slip /
His plans for a trip /
Many offered to help pitch his tent /
A bear bag hung over a tree /
'yote legs spread for all there to see /
With tongues they did pamper /
That one happy camper /
'til he could take a cock (or three) /
While lazing at the side of a lake /
Cold water the 'yote failed to slake /
At cocks he did lap /
Drunk straight from the tap /
Only for breath did he take a break /
In heat by the fiery pit /
On a log the coyote did sit /
He wriggled and twitched /
As the horse kindly pitched /
Enjoying how snugly he fit /
A vacation spent mostly outdoors /
(And mostly devoid of his drawers) /
His friends packed his gear /
(While others his rear) /
And drove him back home on all fours.
-Charles Michael Averin