The Space Bimbo: Prologue
#1 of The Space Bimbo
Yep, a series that was commissioned by Engy. On FA, this guy has gotten a number of splurges, each time to build up a massive series, and this is no exception. I think this one has at least fourteen chapters, though it'll take a while to go through all the downloads to find it. Anyway, enjoy the start of a series of a male bounty hunter getting shoved through dimensions to a porno-parody of his own universe...and getting tits.
And a pussy.
The rest of the series will be a more typical story rather than what was just posted there, that was just meant to get the flavor of the whole thing.
Commissioned by Engy.
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Original art here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31439916/ Used with permission.
The Space Bimbo
Stop Laughing, Ya Fuck
For Engy
By Draconicon
Seriously, stop laughing. This gun isn't just for show, and if you can't keep the giggles down, I'll have to resort to even more extreme measures. You want to test me? See how you're laughing when I show you how they give blowjobs on Fornax Five.
Oh, you think that's funny? I'll tell you that I've seen Suck Squads render the toughest man that you've ever seen completely helpless in five heartbeats or less. Sex fighting is no joke, you asshole.
Ugh, fine.
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...
There, you satisfied? You done? Good.
Now, before you start giggling again, go ahead and get a good look. Hot tits, right? Big and busty, fat and heavy? Yeah, that's pretty much the standard in this universe. Mine are bigger than average, but not by as much as you think. Still think the nipples are a bit much, though, to be honest.
But hey, I didn't get to pick the design. I didn't get to pick any of this.
Oh, you wanna see the other end? Buddy, if you think that you're - geez, maybe you got a little more stamina than I thought. Well, if you can hold it after getting a good look at this ass, then maybe you got a chance to hear the whole story. Hold it together after that, and I might just let you fuck me while I tell it.
See? Take a look at that ass of mine. See the way it bounces? See the way that it twerks and rolls and jiggles even when I'm not really moving? That's the way that things work around here. Everybody's just...sexy. You think that's hot, don't you? Don't lie, I can see your dick twitching. You think that'd be the hottest thing in the world, to live in a porn parody where everyone's getting it on all the time.
Well, buddy, let me tell ya, it's fun for a while...
And then a bit longer...
Okay, it's fun for a long time, but that doesn't mean it doesn't come with downsides. And I should fucking know. I came from a universe more like yours than this one is. I got fucking tricked into this, and I'm making the best of it, okay?
Oh, you think that I'm joking? Here. Look at this picture. All kinds of manly, right? That's what I used to be. Back when I was called Joe instead of Josephine. Then my life got turned upside-down when I met that wacko on one hunt...
Oh, you're actually listening now? Well, you're still hard after two orgasms. Let's see if you can make it through the whole story.
It all started when...