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In the future, genetic manipulation has become trivial. New forms of life are created every day. These creatures are called OmniPets.

After a few days of rapid growth, the creatures are ejected out of their artificial wombs fully grown and imprinted with a ready made personality chosen from thousands. These memories and personalities are copied from a previous generation of OmniPets who grew up the slow way. The behavioral experts are always devising new programs to train and mold interesting personalities. Unsurprisingly, the Omnipets personality database regularly retires the ones with low performance reviews and too many customer returns.

Our story starts with MurderWagon - Alpha 677, Dungeon Creatures, Chimera Type 1. He is born to be an actor, literally. A big movie studio production ordered an anthro chimera made up of a lion's upper body with short goat horns, hooved goat legs, and a long snake tail. A nameless technician spent weeks designing him. MurderWagon is initially confused about what he is when he woke up . He is given the name of the character he is created to play. Having the memories of going through all the acting and stunt work training in another lifetime, MurderWagon quickly adjusts to his seven and a half foot tall body.

The same day he awakens, he is given an extra extra large pair of shorts to cover his equally large goat balls, a suitcase full of supplies he might need, and a plane ticket to New Zealand. MurderWagon walks out of the factory and has the same thought everyone does, 'They don't even give me an escort? I could run away and live free.' MurderWagon quickly dismisses the thought. He is going to be a movie star!

MurderWagon makes it to the airport and is quickly put on his flight. Sitting in the OmniPet section of the plane, he meets a few pets going on vacation with their owners. MurderWagon brags about how he is going to be in a big movie and they should keep an eye out for him.

The weeks go by and Murderwagon learns his lines and fight choreography to play his part in the movie. He nails his character as a gruff enforcer. MurderWagon stays in character on set and the persona becomes second nature to him.

MurderWagon knows he isn't an equal with the human actors because he sleeps in a barn with the horses and rest of the film's creatures. Murderwagon doesn't complain. He is told by his handler that his character sleeps in a barn also.

One night, Murderwagon is playing cards with a few of the creatures. Grenoble Alpha 342, Dungeon Creatures, Hellhound, lays down his cards and says, "I win!" Everyone lets out sighs of dissapointment. Vilka Delta 151, Fantasy Mounts, Unicorn, snorts at her cards causing them to fly across the table. Despite being a four legged OmniPet, Vilka managed to play cards by having someone else hold them up for her. Vilka says in her dainty english accent, "You have to be cheating." Grenoble taps his temple just below his horn and says, "The devil is in the details. Stop flairing your nose to give yourself away." Vilka turns to walk off and says, "I'm going to bed."

Grenoble holds the deck up to Murderwagon and says, "Up for another game?" Murderwagon answers, "I'm not very good at this game." Grenoble suggests, "We could always have a roll in the hay." Murderwagon smiles and asks, "Won't we get in trouble?" Grenoble shakes his red furred head and says, "I've been doing movies long enough to know they tell us no sex because sometimes, the humans sneak in for a quick snog. As long as we get enough sleep, no one cares."

Murderwagon doesn't want to upset his handler, so he says, "I don't want to risk throwing off my performance tomorrow." Grenoble says, "You Alpha 677s are so dedicated to the craft when you're fresh out of the tank. Give it some time and you'll be sucking and fucking your way through your co-stars. I once had an amazing threeway with two 677s." MurderWagon laughs at the thought that he could become so depraved.

After filming wraps up, he's shipped to his new home back in the states. MurderWagon is disappointed to find out that life for a former movie creature actor is pretty depressing. He is assigned a very basic room in a large building filled with other OmniPets and is told he will be provided with the basic necessities for the rest of his life. If MurderWagon wants more than the basics, he will use the company's work credit system and order what he wants.

MurderWagon didn't mind that he would never actually touch the money he made. The more money he made the company, the more his living conditions would improve. All he has to do is show up for personal appearances to promote his movie. After the movie promotion phase ends, he will need to go to auditions and get another acting job to start the whole cycle again. Most people would call it exploitation, but Omnipets aren't considered people.

The atmosphere in the building is very relaxed and since OmniPets aren't required to wear clothes, almost no one ever did unless they were going out. MurderWagon gets to know the neighbors on his floor and most of them have the same story. Heck, some of them are also Alpha 677s. It makes making friends easy and MurderWagon hangs out with his new friend, Minos - Alpha 677, Dungeon Creatures, Minotaur Type 3.

They sit in the TV room with others and drink beer while watching a movie featuring Jaxx - Alpha 686, Kaiju Creations, Reptile Type 17. Jaxx is a pretty standard Lizardman with grey skin and lots of spikes on his back. His dark eyes reflect out red light as he rampages around the city. The several story tall monster walks between buildings and smashes them.

In the TV room, Jaxx is 5 feet tall in his normal hunched over posture. Jaxx waves his grey scaly arms around quietly and silently mimics the screams he performs on the screen. The scene switches to humans talking and Jaxx loses interest.

On the other side of the room, MurderWagon whispers, "Is that how we look when we watch our movies?" Minos replies, "Reliving the glory of the only thing we were made to do? Yeah, it happens to a lot of us." MurderWagon says, "That won't happen to me. I'm sure lots of movies and TV shows will need someone to play a Chimera." Minos looks over the naked MurderWagon and says, "Classic D&D monsters like us will always be able to get minor rolls in fantasy stuff."

Grabbing his goat balls, MurderWagon says, "Glad we didn't get created to star in children's shows." A four foot tall orange cat looks over at them with his unnaturally large blue eyes. MurderWagon says, "No offense Francis." Francis says, "None taken. We are all made differently and I have long ago accepted my body." They both look over Francis Delta 85, Kawaii Felines, Orange Tabby. His orange furred crotch has nothing to see. The fur just continued around uninterrupted between his legs. He didn't even have an anus to take a satisfying shit at the end of the day. He has a port on his hip that he connects to a universal Omnipet biological station to perform those functions for him. The movie gets to another Jaxx scene and he shushes the other Omnipets in the room.

MurderWagon and Minos quietly drink their 40 ounce beers as the finale plays out. Jaxx's character has a bloody fight with a giant mech for ten minutes. Jaxx finally dies and the humans celebrate. A human character mentions that they won the battle but there could be more creatures out there. Jaxx jumps and waves a finger at the TV, "See! They left it open for me to come back in a sequel."

Someone yells, "That was 8 fucking years ago. Give up on it." Jaxx yells "Fuck you!" The room devolves into yelling and a large fluffy blue dog, Binkle, Delta 17 Kawaii Canines, Mutt, picks Jaxx up and carries him away. Finishing off the rest of his beer, Minos says, "That was fun. Glad we have Binkle to help keep the peace." Murderwagon asks, "What's Binkle's story?" Minos shrugs, "She got fired after just one season of being a side character on a kids show. She barely qualified to live here instead of being sold off as a secondhand OmniPet."

On the large TV at the front of the room, someone uses the remote to play the trailer for MurderWagon's movie. MurderWagon's character stands menacingly beside the evil wizard as the man yells at the hero.

Minos says, "That's pretty badass armor they dressed you up in." MurderWagon says, "I begged them to let me keep it, but the studio said no way." The trailer ends with MurderWagon pressing his goat hoofed foot down on a villager's head. The villager is screaming and the Evil Wizard gives a nod. The camera cuts away and a loud crunch can be heard. The movie title pops up.

MurderWagon says, "They had me squash 10 watermelons with my hoof before the director was happy with the take." Minos asks, "Any chance you are going to get to do a sequel?" MurderWagon says, "Sorry, I signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement" Minos says, "Yeah yeah, you are going to take me to the premier right?" MurderWagon says, "Yeah, totally."

Into the lounge area walks four werewolves, their grey furred bodies are quite different from one another. Minos says under his breath, "Wolves." The four wolves starred in a sitcom about a werewolf family. MurderWagon kind of wants to watch the show but doesn't have a TV of his own in his room yet.

Steve Omega 411 is the little one at four and a half feet tall. He is also the shy one and always wears a pair of shorts that contrast sharply with the nudity of everyone else in the building. Despite Steve being so short, he is a fully grown adult.

Mike Alpha 601 is the leader of the little wolfpack. Standing at six foot four he proudly stands up straight and looks around the room like he owns the place.

Laura Alpha 602 is the female of the pack. Her large breasts give the men who watch the show something to look at. She stands six feet tall and is extremely promiscuous with the other residents. Everyone has a story about how Steve likes to watch when Laura takes someone she fancies back to her room.

Grandpa Beta 389 is unlike the other wolves, he is a quadruped. Grandpa is as big as a regular feral wolf and has very rudimentary hand paws. His fur is white in several places giving him the looks to go with his name despite being the same age as the others.

The wolf pack sits down in the lounge area next to Minos and Murderwagon. Minos stands up and says, "I have to go practice my lines for an audition." MurderWagon knows that is a lie. Grandpa wolf says, "You don't mind if I take your seat then?" Minos stomps off and Grandpa hops up on the seat to lay on the warm cushion.

MurderWagon reaches over to pet Grandpa. Grandpa says, "Everyone's so excited for your movie. Have you been sent any prototype merchandise yet?" MurderWagon says, "Yes! I got my body scanned for an action figure and it came out so realistic." Grandpa laughs and says, "They keep using cheap wolf molds for mine. It wouldn't be so bad if the face didn't come out looking like this." Grandpa crosses his eyes and hangs his tongue out. MurderWagon can't help but laugh at the silly face.

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It is a long four months as MurderWagon waits for the movie to come out. He goes to all the parties he gets invited to and does a lot of mingling to help ensure that his name is out there. People occasionally recognize him from the trailer when he goes to the Omnipet Park down the street for his daily workouts.

The summer blockbuster season rolls around and MurderWagon rides in a limo with Gordon Hallman, the famous old british actor who played the evil wizard. MurderWagon says, "Mr Hallman, I've been watching all your old shows and movies the past few months. I loved you in 'The Petting Zoo on the Bad Side of Town'. I couldn't even tell you were doing an American accent the whole series." Mr Hallman smiles and says, "Thank you."

Mr Hallman pours more champagne into his glass and says, "You look a lot different out of makeup." Murderwagon runs a claw over his furry lion bicep and says, "I was pretty fearsome with all those fake scars shaved into my fur." Mr Hallman reaches across the limo and pets a hand through MurderWagon's silky lion mane. MurderWagon always did like his co-star. He hardly had to do any acting to convey loyalty to his wizard master.

MurderWagon takes a tiny sip out of the tiny champagne glass. Mr Hallman laughs and says, "I've drank all I'm going to from that bottle. Treat yourself." MurderWagon takes the bottle and gulps down the complimentary booze.

They pull up to the premier and Mr Hallman says, "Be a dear and get out of the Limo first. I need your help walking down the red carpet. My knee is feeling pretty stiff these days." The door to the limo opens and MurderWagon steps out. The photographers snap lots of pictures of the Chimera wearing only an intricate black formal leather loincloth. Murderwagon gives a wave and then holds a hand out to help Mr Hallman.

Mr Hallman straightens out the bowtie of his tuxedo and the cameras flash faster when they spot the real star of the movie. Mr Hallman holds onto MurderWagon's beefy golden furred lion arm as they walk down the red carpet, occasionally stopping to talk to journalists.

In the lobby, Murderwagon meets up with Minos. MurderWagon exclaims, "Everyone loves this loincloth you let me borrow." Minos says, "I told you so. Tuxedos are for humans." MurderWagon says, "It still looks better on you." Minos straightens the similar leather loincloth he's wearing.

The Director sees MurderWagon and Minos. The man gives them each a hug and says, "The editing turned out great. You gave me so many good takes to choose from." MurderWagon smiles with pride. Minos says, "I'm excited everytime I see an Alpha 677 in a big roll." An usher interrupts them to take MurderWagon to his seat. The Director waves to them as they get led away and says, "I'm expecting lots of nominations when award season rolls around."

Murderwagon notices that not very many of the other OmniPets with smaller roles in the movie showed up to the premiere. It is to be expected, since most of them were local talent in New Zealand. The crowd is mostly humans with a few popular creatures putting in facetime. The usher points to the row of larger seats designed for the more unusual sized movie goers.

MurderWagon says, "This is going to be a great movie." The row in front of them fills up and a human reaches over a seat to shake Murderwagon's large hand. The human says, "Hello, I'm Davy. They really went all out making you! Do you mind if I touch the tail?" Murderwagon stands up slightly and bends his four foot long green snake tail around towards the human.

The man holds it in his hand and stares at it with a keen eye. MurderWagon stares at the man for a few seconds as he pokes at the scales. The man abruptly lets go of the tail and says, "Thank you very much." The man scribbles something on a notepad.

The human looks up and notices Minos. He says, "Minos, glad to see you're doing alright." Minos clenches his teeth and shakes the little human's hand. The man turns back around in his seat and writes more notes. Murderwagon leans towards Minos and whispers, "Who is that?" Minos whispers back with disgust, "A movie critic."

The theater darkens and the movie plays. Murderwagon enjoys the movie but is bored with all the talking scenes. He watches himself projected 40 feet tall on the screen and the crowd gasps when he crushes the villager's head in the scene from the trailer. Minos elbows MurderWagon and gives him a smile and thumbs up.

The next morning, Murderwagon checks several of the reviews. The movie is bombing. He frantically reads the reviews. 'strays too far from the source material', 'A big budget gorefest without a cohesive story', 'A disaster of poor editing choices', 'The book was better'. MurderWagon has a glimmer of hope as he reads a review praising the creature design. His heart sinks when he reads the line, 'Murderwagon has the usual great acting skills of an Alpha 677, however, he was designed to show off a gene sequencer's creature creation skills, not save this stinker of a movie.'

Tears are in MurderWagon's eyes as he pulls the framed signed movie poster off the wall and throws it across his small room. The glass frame shatters with a crash.

Minos knocks on the door. MurderWagon yells, "Go away!" The big minotaur opens the door and says, "I heard a crash. Are you all right?" MurderWagon lays on his bed facing the wall and quietly says, "No." Minos sees the shattered movie poster and says, "Oh, you read the reviews..." Murderwagon says, "I worked so hard and did everything I was told! Now my career is ruined." Minos sits on the foot of the bed and says, "Hey, don't worry about it just yet. Even bad movies are successful at the box office sometimes."

MurderWagon sighs loudly and Minos pets a hand through the Chimera's goat fur. MurderWagon slaps his tail against Minos's hand and says, "Don't touch me. I want to be alone right now." Minos rubs his stinging hand. He stands up and says, "I know you're just lashing out because you're angry. I'll try to keep everyone away so they don't rub salt in the wound."

As Minos leaves, he hangs a 'do not disturb' sign from the door handle. The room doors in the building don't even have locks to keep others out. MurderWagon pulls out the case of champagne he used his work credit to buy to celebrate with everyone. He pops the cork and starts gulping it down. Being so large, MurderWagon chugs the whole bottle in one go and starts working on a second one.

Minos clops his hooves down the stairs and sits down to eat a breakfast ration bar. He didn't feel like treating himself to anything nicer than that at the moment. He ponders the best way to cheer up MurderWagon as he chews. Binkle sits down next to him. Her friendly blue dog face of an ambiguous breed could bring a smile to anyone. Binkle asks, "Minos, how did the premiere go?"

Minos answers, "The movie was a shitshow." Binkle glares at him and Minos quickly corrects himself, "Sorry, I meant to say, it was a crap show." Binkle's expression changes back to friendly as she pretends Minos didn't just say a curse word. Binkle says, "That's not good. You 677's always blame yourselves." Minos says, "I know."

Binkle asks, "What did you do the day after your movie premier?" Minos answers, "I drank myself into a coma." Binkle asks, "Does he have access to adult beverages?" Minos stands up and says, "Fuck!" Binkle scolds him, "Language!" Minos's large balls flop around as he runs up the stairs two by two. Binkle follows close behind and tries to avoid looking directly up the stairs at the nude minotaur's boy parts.

Minos throws open the door and MurderWagon is on his fourth bottle. Binkle snatches the bottle away and sets it on the floor. MurderWagon cries, "Everyone is going to make fun of me." Binkle sits down on the floor beside MurderWagon and says, "M W, I won't let them." Murderwagon leans his head onto the big female dog's blue shoulder and sobs.

Not knowing what to do to help, Minos puts the cork on the open bottle of champagne and slides it back into the case. Binkle points to the case and then towards the door. MurderWagon sees Minos carrying off the case and says, "Hey that's mine!" Binkle says, "It's still yours, but you have had enough for this morning."

Binkle is stronger than she looks and the seven foot tall dog helps MurderWagon up off the floor and lays him in the bed. MurderWagon looks up at Binkle and says, "My movie is terrible!" Binkle shushes him and says, "Sing a song with me." Binkle strokes MurderWagon between his horns and sings a slow song about a sleepy bear. MurderWagon can't help but sing the chorus to the catchy tune as he starts to drift off to sleep.

The big friendly blue dog sits on the bed next to MurderWagon quietly. Minos comes back to check on them. Binkle says, "Go find a bucket in case he rolls over and pukes." Minos holds up a bucket and says, "Way ahead of you darling." Minos positions the bucket on the bed where MurderWagon would see it.

Binkle picks up a Murderwagon action figure from the bedside table and says, "He makes a great action figure. All I ever got were stuffed animals that vaguely resemble me."

Jaxx walks by the door and peeks in. Jaxx just takes in the scene of the broken movie poster, the smell of booze, empty bottles, and Binkle stroking the passed out chimera. The small lizardman has enough tact to not say anything about the movie. Jaxx finally says, "The taco truck is coming for lunch today." Binkle says, "We need to have an intervention." Minos says, "Christ, he's just having a bad day. He doesn't have a drinking problem." Binkle says, "Interventions aren't only for drinking problems."

Minos sets the alarm clock for lunch time and says, "Just let me talk with him. He's me and I'm him, so I can nip this downward spiral of depression in the bud." Binkle nods.

At lunch time, most of the alcohol has run its course through MurderWagon. Everyone is sitting around eating tacos and burritos as MurderWagon comes down stairs to the lounge area. Minos waves to Murderwagon and the big Chimera sits down in his usual seat. Minos points to a tray of food. MurderWagon silently unwraps the burrito and eats as the TV plays a Law and Order type show.

Minos broaches the subject, "About your movie." MurderWagon says, "What about it?" Minos says, "It's not that big of deal. People will see your outstanding performance and come knocking at your door to beg you to work for them." MurderWagon says, "It was the only thing I was made to do! Nobody is going to want a second hand Chimera from a terrible movie." Minos says, "Let me assure you, that's not true. As long as you stick to proper diet and exercise, you will always have auditions." MurderWagon doesn't feel good about himself but trusts Minos since they are different versions of the same person.

The Law and Order show plays a scene with Jaxx dressed in only a leather jacket. Large holes are cut around every spike on the shoulders and back of the jacket to accommodate Jaxx's reptile body. The detectives are interrogating Jaxx. The detective says, "Tell us where you got the gun!" Jaxx replies in broken English, "No! Master hurt me if I tell!" The detective gets in Jaxx's face and says, "Do you really want to go down with him? Your kind doesn't get to go to prison for felonies. They send you right back to the factory to get disassembled into spare parts. If you cooperate, the charges get dropped to a misdemeanor and you'll live to see another day." Jaxx starts blubbering and spilling the beans.

Everyone starts laughing. Jaxx yells, "No! What are you laughing at? That is the best damn acting I have done in my life." Grandpa Wolf yells back, "It wasn't acting! You are like that when someone threatens to eat the last twinkie out of the gift baskets." Jaxx yells, "Fuck you." Grandpa starts making dog whining noises to imitate Jaxx's performance he just saw on the TV. Jaxx throws a chair across the room and LightEater, Omicron-001 Dungeon Creatures, Living Shadow, plucks it out of the air.

Jaxx and everyone else around him freezes in terror. LightEater is of the newest line of omnipets, his black skinned body is designed to soak in light. Nobody can really tell what he looks like besides the flat black form of a humanoid creature. His unnervingly precise reflexes can pluck any specific hand of playing card out of the air when he scatters the entire deck up in the air. It's a messy party trick he demonstrates constantly.

LightEater says in his deep voice, "The animal should go to his kennel until he calms down." Jaxx sheepishly tucks his lizard tail between his legs and holds it in his hands as he walks off. Everyone is cautious of LightEater because he talks like a human master to the other residents. No one has even heard of the Omicron personality designation and LightEater refuses to talk about himself.

Murderwagon turns back to Minos and says, "Okay. What were we talking about?" Murderwagon says, "My shitty movie." Minos says, "Don't worry about your movie. I've been there and you shouldn't give in to the urges to eat and drink your way through your moods." Murderwagon looks at the burrito in his hand and says, "But I like eating." Minos says, "Then hit the gym at the park every day to burn off the extra calories." MurderWagon bites his burrito in half and then asks, "What do I do about people bothering me at the gym?" Minos says, "Give them your character. You're the toughest, meanest, most brutal monster in hollywood. They will leave you alone if you are too scary to talk to."

Murderwagon transitions to his character and says, "I'll threaten to break their knees if they look at me wrong." Minos says, "Good. We don't actually have owners, so as long as you don't act on the threats, you'll be fine. Murderwagon wipes his hands on his chest and says, "I'm going to the gym now." Minos says, "I'll go with you."

Murderwagon heads to his room and puts on a pair of gym shorts. He doesn't bother with a shirt or anything else. He turns to look at the mess of broken glass on the floor and sighs. Picking up the scratched poster from the broken frame, he rolls it up and puts it in the closet. Murderwagon walks down the stairs to the lobby.

The lobby is almost empty as a siberian husky courier changes out the notices on a job board. Everything is digital nowadays but some things just feel better on paper. The husky named Edward, Beta 84, wears an orange safety vest over his grey romper. Edward wags his tail when he sees Murderwagon and Minos exit the stairwell.

With an excited point at a notice, Edward says, "They are looking for some beefy studs at the Ram Ranch. I'm sure with your movie that just came out, people will pay top dollar for a ride on that cock." MurderWagon gets into character and says, "What would make you think they are worthy of my time." Edward shrugs and says, "Lots of money?" MurderWagon huffs, "I'd be degrading myself to make a few extra dollars for the company." Edward says, "If you're not in it for the money, I'm due to take a break, if you're giving out free rides?"

Murderwagon gets a vicious smile on his face and says, "Show me your body, to prove you're worthy." The Husky quickly pulls off his messenger bag, safety vest, and romper. The clothes pool around Edward's ankles as his naked black and white fur is exposed in the lobby. Murderwagon eyes the faint muscle definition that can be seen under the fur. Minos's bull cock tents his shorts as he looks up and down at the exposed courier. Running a hand across Edward's well sized balls, Murderwagon grips them softly.

Murderwagon could use some relaxation and says, "Minos, the gym can wait, how about we take this bad dog to my room?" Minos nods and throws the husky over his shoulder. Edward reaches out at his clothes and asks, "What about my stuff?" Minos slaps the Husky's butt and says, "It will still be there when we're done with you." MurderWagon uses a hoove to slide the clothes in a pile against the wall.

Edward has been coming to the building every few days to update the job board for years and this isn't the first time he's been taken upstairs to use his breaktime. A few of his previous conquests pass them in the hall and he gives a wink and smile.

The trio reach MurderWagon's room and Minos throws the small Husky on the very large bed. Being six foot tall, Edward didn't consider himself short, but being in the presence of these two monsters that are over seven foot tall, made him feel very small. Murderwagon says, "I got first." Edward crawls to the edge of the bed and reaches up to pull down the gym shorts on Murderwagon. Looking at the goatlike sheath, Edward dives right in and starts licking his tongue around the opening.

Murderwagon groans and says, "Very good." Edward is encouraged and massages the large balls as the erection slowly plumps up. Minos carefully walks around the pile of broken glass and pulls off his shorts to sit in a recliner to watch. Murderwagon's goat penis emerges from the sheath to it's impressive 12 inches. In the back of his mind he's glad that the unnamed designer of his body cared enough to be so generous.

The horny dog slides the thick cock in his muzzle all the way to deep throat him. The feeling of being completely engulfed in a warm muzzle causes Murderwagon to groan. Edward works up a rhythm of sliding his head down the shaft. MurderWagon looks down at the dog's wagging tail and asks, "Can you take someone my size?" Edwards slides his mouth off the cock and answers, "If you got some lube, I can handle it."

Minos grabs the tube of lube from the masturbation station on a table beside the recliner. He wordlessly tosses it to Murderwagon. Edward asks, "You two are both Alpha-677 personalities? I don't mind a sandwich with twins." Minos stamps his minotaur hooves over to the bed and puts an arm around MurderWagon's massive shoulder.

Minos says, "Murderwagon, This is just for fun. It doesn't mean anything more than that." Minos kisses Murderwagon on the cheek and then crawls on the bed. Minos is on his hands and knees and raises his bull tail. Minos uses a horn to poke the husky and says, "Lube me up, slut." Edward gets the idea. He squirts the lube on the minotaur's tail hole and starts sliding a finger in. Minos pushes back at the finger and enjoys the feeling.

Once Minos is ready, Edward lays on the Minotaur's back and lines up his cock. The husky has a reasonable 9 inch cock including the knot. The red dog dick slides into the much larger Minos without much trouble. When the knot bumps against Minos, the Husky raises his tail and says, "I love you 677's"

Grabbing the lube, Murderwagon starts smearing it on Edward's asshole and poking a digit inside. MurderWagon watches the Husky's knot bump against Minos's tailhole as the dog humps the finger inside him and the bull under him. Murderwagon positions himself between the two sets of legs and presses his straining goat cock into the dog.

The dog lets out a moan as his tailhole spreads around the thick cock. Minos clenches his tailhole on the cock causing Edward to clench on Murderwagon. Being too horny at this point, Edward humps between the two hunks of beefcake. Murderwagon smiles dreamily at the feeling of a tight ring around his cock. His worries melt away as he gently grabs the dogs hips and slides himself in.

Edward yips and grunts as the Chimera behind him lets out his pent up frustration. The husky can't last long at the stimulation from both sides and presses his knot into Minos. Minos grunts and says, "I hope you're not the type who knots for twenty minutes." Edward says, "I wouldn't have knotted you if it would make me late from my break." Minos laughs, "Bet the company has you write exactly what you did while on your break into a log." Edward says, "I keep that personal log for my own benefit. I lay in bed at night and reread about all the great sex I've had, while slamming my knot into a fleshlight."

Murderwagon squeezes the husky's butt as he plows his cock in. Edward lets out grunts as he continues to climax while his ass gets pounded. Murderwagon is close as Edward rides out the orgasm and clenches his tailhole around the big chimera. Edward lays his head down on Minos's back and pants as he waits for Murderwagon to finish up.

Murderwagon gives long thrusts and plunges his cock in deep to spray his seed into the slutty husky. Minos feels the thrusting stop and just enjoys the feeling of the knot pulling at his tailhole.

Murderwagon slowly pulls out and the seed dribbles down out Edward's tailhole and onto Minos. Minos feels the warm seed dribble down and says, "Good thing we have a maid service. This was the sloppiest sex I've had in a long time. Murderwagon sits in his recliner and uses a wetwipe to wash his cock.

After a few minutes, Edward pulls his knot out and Murderwagon hands him a wetwipe. Edward squeezes his tailhole shut and says, "Thanks for the amazing fuck. You two should really consider the Ram Ranch. The humans pay good money to fuck a movie star." Murderwagon's expression grows cold as he is reminded of the movie he starred in. Minos sees this and says, "You should leave." Edward says, "I'm going. See you two around."

Once the husky is gone, Murderwagon breaks down into tears at the thought of his movie." Minos pulls the Chimera out of the recliner and gives him a long hug. Murderwagon focuses on Minos's sweaty bull musk. The smell calms him as the thoughts of the movie fade away. Minos lets their sheathes rub together as he holds the hug. Minos lays MurderWagon on the bed and cuddles the chimera. The body contact relaxes them as they rest.

After a while, Murderwagon asks, "Can you sleep in my bed with me for a few nights? I don't want to be alone with my thoughts for a while." Minos says, "Sure thing. We'll get through this together."

Later that afternoon, Minos and Murderwagon try to head to the gym again. There are the usual few paparazzi reporters waiting on the sidewalk outside. Walking out the front door with Minos at his side, the world doesn't seem so bad.

A skunk, Forest Friends, Omega 435, looks the pair over and takes pictures of them. Minos swats his large hand at the skunk and says, "Fuck off, Razz." The skunk holds the expensive camera back and says, "Woah Minos, this camera costs more than I do!"

Minos says, "You have a long range lens for a reason. Use it." Razz keeps taking pictures and says, "Sorry, I was ordered to get close up pictures of M.W. today." Minos is annoyed at the four and a half foot tall skunk circling around them like an insect.

The skunk keeps bothering them as they walk down the sidewalk. Razz asks, "M.W. can I get a picture of you holding that weird tail?" Murderwagon asks, "What do I get out of it?" Razz asks, "What did you want?" Murderwagon looks at the skunk's faded factory issue romper and says with a smile, "Give me your clothes."

The skunk says, "But it's my only set." Murderwagon asks, "Will your master be mad that you could have gotten a good picture for something so simple?"

Razz is conflicted. He's been wearing the same factory issue romper since his owner ordered him a few months ago. He has to spend an hour naked while it is in the wash every few days. His owner didn't see the need to provide him with new clothes.

Minos taunts, "You are a budget omnipet Forest Friend. I'm sure your master will have no problem sending you back to the factory for a more obedient one." Razz knows his owner could care less what he wore while taking pictures and that if he gave away his clothes, he would likely be forced to go naked until he could scrounge up a new set on his own.

Deciding that his dignity is worth less than what his owner will do to him, Razz takes off his camera bag and sets it on the ground. He sets his camera on top of it and Minos quickly snatches it up. Razz says "Hey, don't touch that!" Minos starts snapping pictures of Razz standing next to Murderwagon.

Minos laughs and says, "You're going to need an explanation of what happened to your clothes." Razz sighs. Minos says, "Poor little Omega 400 series, so body shy."

Murderwagon holds his hand out and the skunk slowly unbuttons his romper. He pulls it off his shoulders and reveals the contrasting white stripe of fur on his back. The camera captures the moment as Murderwagon stands over the undressing skunk.

Looking around at the humans and omnipets around them, Razz is uneasy as the romper falls to his ankles. Despite having fur and no one batting an eye at him. He covers his crotch in shame at being naked in public. Murderwagon grins at how Razz nervously shifts his weight and looks at the ground. Murderwagon presses a hoof to the romper so Razz can step out of it and says, "Thank you for the outfit."

Minos orders, "Hands by your side, let's have a look at what you got." Razz can't help but obey a direct order, even if it is from another omnipet. Minos and Murderwagon look at the Skunk's small dick and balls. Minos says, "Your owner must have a weird fetish. That's a circumcised human penis." Murderwagon looks at it and says, "Have fun walking home naked."

Minos says, "Murderwagon, get in close and put a hand around him like he's your new best friend." MurderWagon gets down on one knee, grabs Razz's shoulder, and holds his snaketail in his other hand.

The camera clicks a few more times. Murderwagon grabs Razz's clothes from the ground and tucks it in the side of his shorts like a sweat towel. Minos hands the camera back to Razz and the skunk reviews the pictures. There are a few good ones but the pictures get automatically synced with the cloud and deleting any from the camera wouldn't stop his owner from seeing them.

Razz puts on his camera bag and adjusts the straps so it hangs low enough to cover his crotch. The skunk still follows them taking pictures since being naked isn't a good enough excuse to go home.

They reach the gate of the park and Minos pulls his membership card from his pocket. Minos says, "This is the part where you can fuck off." Razz gives a hopeful smile and asks, "You guys could let me in as your guest?" Murderwagon runs a hand through his thick lion mane and says, "I could use you as a punching bag for my workout."

Razz backs off and lets the duo go into the mysterious high walled park. The park is very exclusive and only the elite omnipets have memberships. Stopping by a patio, Murderwagon and Minos strip off their shorts. They only wear them for the comfort of the humans. No point in getting them sweaty when the park afforded them the luxury of complete privacy from the outside world.

Murderwagon holds up Razz's clothes and says, "Look at how shabby this is." Minos says, "Good idea taking it from him. That little prick will probably have a hell of a time trying to get another one. Everyone knows those paparazzos are cheap bastards."

Murderwagon feels good about being mean to Razz. The skunk is always bothering the residents and is a hot topic of conversation in the lounge. Murderwagon throws the outfit in a nearby trash can.

Looking around the park, Murderwagon feels a few eyes on him. He brushes it off and heads to the outdoor gym area. Minos and Murderwagon get right into their workouts. When Omnipets occasionally pause to watch and admire, Murderwagon winks at them. When Humans give lusty looks at them, Murderwagon snarls, frightening them off.

The pair finish their workout and are covered in musky sweat. They look around at the other omnipets and owners spread out around the park. Minos suggests, "Let's take a walk around the park to do some socializing. I think I saw a casting director.

The duo walk down the path nodding to the few familiar faces they pass. Minos cuts across the grass when he sees the human he is looking for. Minos approaches the unassuming man. Minos says, "Good to see you again, Mr Foster." The human turns from watching two omnipets play catch and takes a sharp breath of excitement.

Mr Foster goes in for a hug and says, "Minos! It's always good to see you. How many times do I have to tell you to call me Chuck?" Murderwagon watches as Chuck lingers in the hug. Minos hugs the human back with genuine affection. Chuck finally lets go after letting his hand linger on the fine fur on Minos's chest.

Chuck looks at Murderwagon and exclaims, "How delightful. You brought the newest star to meet me." Chuck holds his hand out for a shake. Murderwagon grasps the small hand in a shake. Murderwagon says, "Nice to meet you. I'm MurderWagon Alpha-677." Chuck replies, "Chuck Foster. It's so good to meet you, Murderwagon."

Chuck looks over the Chimera and asks, "Ever since I first saw you, I have been wondering. Are you more lion or goat?" Murderwagon holds his snake tail out and says, "Lion. But don't forget about the snake part." Chuck reaches a hand towards the tail and then tentatively asks, "May I?"

MurderWagon nods because if Chuck is a casting director, It would be in his best interest to be nice to him. Chuck runs his fingers along the tail and says, "A green tail wouldn't be my first pick if I were making you from scratch. It really does stand out against your white and golden fur." Chuck lets go of the tail and asks, "What kind of range of motion does it have?"

Chuck's eyes go wide as it curls around his arm like an anaconda strangling it's prey. Chuck pulls the tail off him and says, "After a few minutes at the makeup department, I'm sure it could be recolored to something more aesthetically pleasing." Murderwagon says, "It's pretty versatile. I could hold an extra weapon in it." Chuck gives a polite laugh.

Chuck asks, "Are you currently signed on to any big projects?" Murderwagon says, "No, I'm assessing my options." Chuck says, "Good, you don't want to rush into anything during your big debut."

The two omnipets playing catch come over and Chuck introduces them, "Murderwagon, meet my secretaries, Clyde, Beta 115 and Luther, Beta 116." The greyhound named Clyde is lithe and almost as tall as Murderwagon at six foot eleven. Luther the dalmatian is the more normal proportioned one at six foot two inches tall. They both wear colorful athletic clothes.

Luther looks Murderwagon's nude body up and down and says, "Hello!" Clyde is staring at his comm device and seems disinterested. He briefly looks up and says, "Hi." Chuck snaps his fingers and orders, "Clyde, take a few pictures of MW. I want a candid reference of what he looks like."

Clyde raises the comm unit and says with boredom, "Make a resting face." *Click* "Make an angry face." *Click* "Turn to the side for a profile" *Click* "Flex your arm." *Click* Murderwagon quickly complies if it means this casting director is interested in giving him work. Minos gives MurderWagon a discreet thumbs up. Clyde says, "Mr Foster, you still have a meeting with Kenway in 20 minutes. Do you need me to push it back so you can have more time to talk with MW?"

Chuck frowns and says, "No, Kenway is too important to keep waiting." Chuck gives Minos another hug and asks, "MW lives in the same building as you, right? I'll send over a few projects I want you both to come audition for." Luther gives Murderwagon a flirty smile as Clyde leads the way out of the park.

Murderwagon pumps his fist in excitement that schmoozing at the park paid off. Minos says, "Things are really looking up for you!"