Communicator (Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Fan Fiction)
So now that most people have played Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart, I figured it'd be fun to pen a goofy yet raunchy little story based on one of the game's cutscenes. I hope you all like it. Too bad Rivet didn't. >:)
Clank and Rivet © Sony Interactive Entertainment
The signal booster made a twang, much like an old Terran coin, as Rivet tossed it in the air a few times with her robotic thumb. She detached Clank from her back and set him down on the bar table. Sticking her tongue out, the lombax opened his chest panel and dived in.
Clank closed his eyes and chuckled.
"What's so funny?" she asked, eyes narrowed. "I'm just trying to get your communicator back online."
"Miss, you are touching some rather delicate wiring in there."
"Awww," Rivet cooed, resting her head in her hands. "Is Clank a li'l ticklish?"
Clank scowled. "I am afraid you misunderstand, miss. But that is quite all right--you may carry on with the repair."
Rivet sighed dejectedly and fiddled around with Clank's ports. A few seconds later, the robot's tiny body lurched. She raised an eyebrow. "Clank, I can't repair anything if you keep acting up. What is it now?"
"Mi-Miss. I think you triggered--"
With a loud metallic bang, Clank's groin panel opened, and a five-inch robotic cock shot out, stopping just short of stabbing her in the neck.
"Wow, wow!" The booster fell from Rivet's hand as she jumped out her chair. "What the fuck is that?!"
"You triggered orgasm!" Clank shook, rattled and rolled. Warm oil shot out of the titanium tip of his cock and splattered all over Rivet's face and jumpsuit.
"Oh my God!" Rivet shrieked, eyes squeezed shut, her head shuddering. "You fucking pervert!" The bar was now hushed. Mercenaries and pirates with pockmarked faces looked their way.
"I am sorry! I-I can't stop! Ahhhh, ahhhh, so good!" Clank continued 'ejaculating' everywhere. His hips rocked back and forth in pleasure, for Clank had programmed his own orgasms to be of the Human Female, Earth-Shattering variety.
"Find me outside after you're done getting off, you freak!" said Rivet, storming off, wiping cum-oil off her face. She left footprints with Clank's robo-seed all the way up to the bar's exit.
A robotic server approached Clank as he finished climaxing. "An oil refill, sir?" he asked with a shit-eating grin.