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Eyesah's Irish Luck

By Isiat Carcer

"Ayy! Come on, another round on Danny Boy!" Came the chorus of cheers as with a loud clack, the pair of resin pool balls bounced off each other and were sent skittering across the felt table. Almost soundlessly, the black 8 ball dropped into the corner pocket with a dull thunk as it rolled down into the collection point.

With a little smug grin, the European red fox at the tableside casually flicked the white cue ball into one of the other pockets with his paw, before setting his hand on the table, palm up. The Irish vulpine's tail was wagging, and his face was the cocksure grin of a hustler who'd just claimed his latest victim.

"Ha! Pay the man, Sargent, he got you fair and square," Isiat called from his spot in the dimly lit bar lounge beside the tables, the black, white and red patterned kitsune cackling with mirth. There was a chorus of quiet laughs from the rest of the gang gathered on the mix-match of loveseats and armchairs that had probably seen everything in this bar since the height of the Cold War. But, in a way, The One-eyed Wolf was a sort of second home for all of them, especially since their service days.

Plus, it had been the best pub within reasonable driving distance of the base back in those days.

Add to that the fact that the name held an obvious appeal to Mack, the former tank-driving wolf who had lost two fingers and an eye on deployment, and it had very quickly become the gang's go-to watering hole. The first round was half-price for veterans on Sundays even, and the stuff on tap was a quality lager.

It was their fun place, and when times didn't exactly permit excessive meetups or public outings all at once, any opportunity to get the gang back together was an opportunity they would drop everything to take.

Foxman's wife had kept any of the youngins to keep them out of the adult's hair. At last report, they were somewhere between felony assault and manslaughter while stealing each other's stars and coins in some party game or other.

That was fine by Isiat and Shadi. She was busy giggling in her husband's lap. 4'11" of chubby little spoiled lionesses wriggled happily while she happily stole the chips from the vulpine's dinner plate, purring contentedly.

"You know, if you wanted those I could have ordered you a plate." He commented with a chuckle.

"Yeahmph- But then they wouldn't be yours for me to take!" As if to prove her point, she reached down and snatched a piece of battered fish from the plate, munching happily. The very fact it wasn't her food seemed to just make it all the tastier.

Eyesah smirked as Victor, a black panther and their former section medic turned full doctor in his civilian retirement, strut his way up to the table.

"Alright Eyesah, your luck is about to run out." Victor, as it happened, was also the best shot out of all of them. The Ukrainian fetched a pool cue as Eyesah stuffed coins into the table again, and racked up the balls.

Eyesah was 3 for 3 as wins went tonight, and was feeling more than a little confident in his ability to trounce the panther. The red fox might as well have been hustling the entire rest of the gang. He'd not paid for his drinks all night! Or last month either! He strolled around the table as Victor chalked his cue and broke with a loud crack of the resin balls as they bounced off each other and the worn edges of the table.

Two dozen shots later and Eyesah was already lining up the magic 8 ball.

"Oooh! Can I try next?" Shadi cheerily called from the edge of the table opposite. Eyesah's eyes flicked over the motherly lioness whose generous tits straddled the edge of the table when she leaned against it. The cue connected and his shot was off by a margin, instead sending the black ball careening across the table in a random set of bounces that mucked up any hope of a quick recovery.

Shadi just giggled and bent one finger innocently towards where the 8 ball came to rest.

"Whoops. Did I do that? I'll be quiet..." From the look in her eyes, Eyesah knew she was going to be anything but. When Shadi got into mischief, she was full commit like a Hellfire launched from a Globalhawk overhead. You wouldn't see it coming, but you'd see the effects.

"Tough luck... Gotta keep your eyes on the ball, Eyesah." Victor said with a deep, very amused purr. The Panther was good and made up ground quickly, but even with a few shots to catch up, Eyesah still managed the clinch the win before he could level the playing field.

"My turn!" Shadi giggled as she took the black-furred feline's cue as he stomped off, cursing in his native tongue.

Coins went in. Balls came out. Eyesah quickly racked them up when the cue ball bounced painfully off of his thumb as he slid the pool balls into position on the table.

He swore. Shadi scoffed.

"Language! And in front of a lady no less!" She teased, her tail swishing. Eyesah shot a glare over at her, but the cheeky little lioness knew exactly what she was doing as she poked her little pink tongue out at him.

There was an amused round of laughs from the seats nearby from the rest of their gathered friends. Apparently, Eyesah had met his match. The red fox flustered and muttered, cheeks red beneath his russet fur. Shadi's fluffy tan tail swished behind her, almost knocking the row of pool cues in their rack upon the wall over until Parker jumped up to catch them.

"C'mon Shadi. Everyone present knows you ain't no lady!" Eyesah grumbled, his rich Irish accent as distinctive as Shadi's mismatched emerald and topaz eyes.

"Still not nice of them to say it out loud though~" Shadi muttered, drawing the cue back along her cheek. With a swift jab, she sent the white cue ball careening down the length of the table and sent the balls scattering across the green fabric. The spread was wild, much like Shadi's hair and pseudo mane that ran the length of the lioness's spine, peeking out from an elegant part in the green cocktail dress's back. She wriggled in delight and made the long strands of fur shift like a wave.

Eyesah shook his head as he lined up on an easy pocket. He focused, drawing the cue back along the arch between his splayed fingers.

Shadi's warm breath across his ear threw him off, but he managed to freeze right before the cue made contact.

"Oh, sorry! I'll let you shoot!" Shadi apologized and twirled away, leaving the fur on the nape of his neck standing on end. He clenched his fingers a few times before settling back in for his shot. And then he waited a good three seconds before even thinking of moving.

Breathe in. Draw back, Breathe out-

A paw smacked his ass firmly with a loud clap and sent the jack flying as he almost dug a hole in the felt. Regi, one of the gang's Bohemian Waxwing friends and a pilot, barely managed to duck in time.

"Oi! Watch it Irish! You'll take someone's head off with that!" The avian ruffled his feathers irritably.

"Aye, Keep the damn balls on the table! You break that, it's a 20-quid replacement fee!" The barkeeper growled from across the way.

Suitably admonished and entirely off his game now, Eyesah sighed. Ewan was better than this dammit! She was just a cat! Just a spoiled, bratty, short and fat little feline, and-

"So, that's two free shots for me, right?" Shadi giggled completely innocently, setting the cue ball back in the centre of the table. From there, she had no trouble at all pocketing two balls in quick succession, smiling sweetly at him all the while as she stalked around the table. Her long tail was flagged behind her as she brushed past him, a little too close for comfort, and gave its broad, fluffy tip a swipe gently, teasingly, across the Vulpine's lower jaw.

He could smell her perfume as clear as day, the rich, alluringly sweet scent momentarily disarming him as she slid up against the table, wriggling in between Eyesah and the playing area. Shadi popped her hips, pressing her curvy rump back into his hips as she made her next shot, entirely missing anything on the table and just sending the cue ball to the opposite side.

"Whoops. Better make the most of it!" She snickered with a deliberately ditsy voice, but by now, Ewan's cheeks were a burning red. She slid out of the way and sauntered back to Isiat with a sway in her hips, where the couple exchanged a few devious looks while she refreshed herself from his drink. Eyesah's vulpine ears twitched, only getting the barest snippet of their hushed laughter and conversation.

"...Play nice, cat."

"Gonna make me?"

Isiat growled something he didn't catch, but Shadi must have liked what she heard, licking her lips with a playful nip at her mate's whiskers.

"That a threat or a promise?" She giggled. The kitsune swatted her ass loud enough to make a good report and for Shadi to jump with a squeal and a giggle, skittering back to the opposite side of the table now.

"Gonna make your shot Eyesah or just stare at it?" Isiat taunted. The red fox quickly shook it up and made good on his next shot, matching Shadi's two sunk balls with relative, distraction-free ease, finally having a few moments uninterrupted by the little lioness's antics.

And then it was Shadi's turn again.

He'd left the cue ball in an awkward spot, with all of her easy shots obstructed, and any decent shots requiring her to bounce off of the edge of the table. With a shrug, she lined up what she thought would be the easiest of them, and at least managed to connect with her own big.

Which promptly put Eyesah in a similar situation to which he'd left her. He groaned inwardly, golden eyes darting around the table, working out angles and how likely he was to sink anything this turn. He frowned, glancing up at Shadi, who just smiled sweetly and wriggled in delight like it were nothing more than just a fun game between them, and one that she was clearly getting his money's worth of enjoyment from.

"Tha' were on purpose..."

Shadi said nothing and just smiled sweetly, leaning on her pool cue with a giggle and playing with the little green leather collar around her neck, a pair of silver bell charms on it jingling softly.

He'd underestimated her, and lined up for his shot. Shadi leaned over on her side of the table, exposing the cleavage of her gorgeous DD's as she squished them together between her arms.

"Surely a skilled player like you can beat an amateur. I think I've played this twice, and the last time was years ago with my father!" Shadi laughed, but like it or not, the view was distracting. She was distracting. And very much so too!

It didn't help matters any that everyone present knew he harboured a huge crush for the curvy little lioness and always had. He'd gotten a taste of her as a 'Birthday gift' and been infatuated ever since. Isiat especially gave him no end of hell about it, and Shadi was no bloody better! It was like they delighted in tormenting him with the knowledge.

"Just don't beat him so bad you can't get a rematch Shadi. Hate to have him sleep this off like the last party!" Parker called from the seats, the dragon cackling as he beat his wings in mirth. Another round of laughs followed. None of them had beaten him tonight, and yet they were all in for Shadi to somehow manage the feat! Even now as he glanced, he saw cash changing hands and knew it wasn't to settle any drink tab.

He rolled his eyes and made his shot, a clean clacking and a soft 'thunk' signalling that he'd scored another neat pocket. He circled the table, giving her a smug, yet charming grin.

"Distractions alone won't win this for ya' lassie."

"Oh, I'm relying on you to do that for me!" Shadi smiled as she slid in behind him as the vulpine lined up his next shot, and with no preamble or warning, she bit the fox right on his upper arm. Not gently either.

"Aieee! Yipe! What the FUCK Shadi!?" Eyesah about damn near jumped out of his clothes. Shadi pranced away, giggling until she reached the other side of the table, smiling so sweetly one couldn't possibly blame her for his discomfort!

"Hahaha, it's how she shows affection ya' goose!"

"Careful! That's practically 3rd base for her!"

"An appropriate response to a lady's gift. Smooth Eyesah!"

"How in the righteous feck is that affection!? SHE BIT ME!"

"Oh, but I thought you liked it like that?" Shadi looked almost hurt by his reaction, her eyes big and kittenish as she looked at him. Eyesah froze up.

On the one paw, his arm hurt like hell now. When Shadi bit, she bit like she was trying to chomp down on a piece of prey's throat. The was absolutely no doubt that he was going to, at the least, have a bruise to show for it.

On the other paw, and he damned himself for it, part of him wanted to grab her and fuck her silly against the nearest wall just to put the stupid sexy cat in her place. Like it or not, her little games were having the exact effect she wanted on him. Even his trousers were uncomfortably tight as hell. He growled quietly, before taking a deep breath, steadying himself.

Suffice to say, his game was thrown entirely off after that little stunt. His next shot succeeded only in the sense that at least he hit the ball he was aiming for, but rather than sending it into a pocket neatly, it glanced off to the side and bounced wildly off the remaining balls in play.

Shadi's giggling followed her around the table, as did a freshly delivered Shirly Temple as Regi returned from the bar with the next round of drinks. Eyesah fetched himself a fresh pint of Guinness, siping the dark brew with an appreciative sigh. He tried to recenter himself, but Shadi was far too busy being an absolute fucking tease for it to work entirely.

Setting his drink on the edge of the table once Shadi had made her two shots (And sunk another ball), he made sure to glance around while Shadi daintily spun the little cocktail umbrella in her glass, practically eyefucking him the whole time with all manner of sultry eyebrow wriggles. She was even purring like an idling Rolls Royce, very content to sip her drink and bat her tail back and forth while he tried to focus!

He shook his head and growled, driving the cue ball right into one of his smalls with a little too much force, the pure white ball scuffed with blue chalk marks rolling right into the pocket after it with a dull thunk that he matched with his forehead against the tabletop.

"Oops. Seems you can be too rough with these, if not with me." Shadi taunted him as she bent at the waist to collect the cue as it rolled back into the drop tray. She was facing away from the mainstay of the bar, but even from here, Eyesah could see when she moved, it hiked her dress around her thighs, the feline wearing naught but a flimsy strap of silky fabric under her dress. She wriggled just a bit and his eyes went wide, cheeks burning as he tried to hide his grin behind his pint.

Whatever witty remark the Irishman had been about to retort choked in his throat along with his drink as he turned away, coughing loudly to clear his lungs. Drinks were better when you drank them after all.

"Very smooth Ewan! Show her those moves!" Someone chuckled from the sofas, and he batted a dismissive paw along with a flipped bird in their direction.

"Ay! Can the LT do it, lads?!"

"Eye sah!"

"Eye sah!"

"Eye sah!"

The chorus of laughter died down after a moment as their amusement from the long-running joke faded. Ewan just rolled his eyes. In the meanwhile, Shadi was busy knocking down her last coloured ball with an easy, no skill needed shot, casually pocketing it before she moved on to the eight ball.

"Not if I get to it first. What do I get if I win?" Shadi's whole body wriggled as she tensed behind her cue, like a predator about to strike its prey. She was eyeing him the entire time, and with a little wink of her green eye, she chirped at him.

"Well, the pool is at what? 160 pounds now?" Isiat laughed from the side.

"Please, I'm worth more than that." Shadi smirked, tapping the cue just firm enough to reach the 8 ball. There was a moment of hushed anticipation as it struck, and rolled perilously close to the corner pocket, balancing just on the rim before it rocked to a stop, a hair fraction away from tipping in. Eyesah let out the breath he was holding.

"I think I deserve a treat!" Shadi declared proudly, grinning ear to huge ear. Her tan fur shimmered as she twirled.

"It ain't over till it's over." Eyesah said with a grimace. He had to play perfectly. Absolutely perfectly if he wanted any hope of keeping his dignity intact.

He got into position, leaning low over the cue. He was two balls behind Shadi, and one pocket was completely off if he didn't want to risk knocking the 8 ball in. Though, perhaps...

He looked at the table. Both of his balls were long shots... One was resting right by a corner pocket, and the other was on the opposite. A plan formed in his head. It was ballsy, but if it worked-

He lined up the first shot and slammed the cue ball down the table. With a clack, it smacked the pool ball into the corner pocket, ricocheting violently until it rolled back to almost its original starting position He lined up the second shot. Shadi snuck in beside him, and one paw snuck between his legs, subtly out of sight of everyone else in the pub. He let out a quiet eep and tried to keep his composure as the naughty damn feline fondled his sheath through his trousers.

"Ya' know, you're not meant to interfere with another player during their shot?" The fox huffed. Shadi's paw squeezed around his unswollen knot without a word as she grinned.

"Oh. You want me to stop then?"

God dammit.

He took the shot, Shadi letting him go with a playful, teasing spin as the cueball sailed down the table.

It smacked into the eight with a sharp clack, missing the pocket corner by almost nothing at all as it hugged the edge of the table all the way down to the corner pocket. It smacked into his last ball and dropped neatly into the hole behind it.

"That's how you do it!" Eyesah barked triumphantly, holding his cue overhead with a shit-eating grin towards Shadi. The rest of the gang was quiet.

"Uh... You want to tell him?" Isiat awkwardly chuckled.

"Eyesah you fucking goose, you just lost by your own paw!" Parker burst out laughing, the dragon doubling over. Eyesah's face fell.

"Wait, hold on! How's that work?!"

"You have to pocket the eight ball separately! You gave the damn cat the win!"

The flurry of frustrated cursing that followed in Gaeilge would have made a nun blush, but it didn't quiet the boisterous laughter of the gang any. Shadi just flicked her tail with a cattish grin on her lips.

"You owe me a snackrifice!" She proclaimed as her prize.

"Fuuuuu~" Eyesah groaned, covering his face with his paws. Gone were the good moments of getting fondled and teased while he played, and on came the humiliation of being beaten by Shadi at her own damn game. He should have known the damned feline was up to no good when she asked to play.

Reluctantly, he reached into his wallet, pulling out the wad of folded notes, flipping the in turn as he counted out the lioness's ill-gotten gains, and extra, to match the rest of the gang's buy-in.

"There. Fifty, One-hundred-twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, five, ten, fifteen- Two Hundred." Eyesah grumbled as he shoved the banknotes into Shadi's waiting paw.

"Oh, for me? Really, you didn't have to Ewan. So kind. Such a gentleman. Here, for being a good sport." Shadi giggled and set a fifty-pound note back in his paw.

"Be a gentleman and fetch me another drink, and... Whatever the rest are having too." She waved a single tan paw towards the couches, letting her tail swish as she spun about. Eyesah snorted, his nostrils flaring as he got another whiff of the lioness's perfume as she turned about, sauntering back over to Isiat so she could plant herself comfortably in her husband's lap.

It tickled his nostrils, sweet and spicy like cinnamon on a freshly baked dessert, but it made a shiver run through his fur from ears to toes. He chewed on his lip a second as the odd sensation cleared. Even now she had gotten her victory, she was still an absolute fucking tease, and yet he still felt a damn infatuated fool about her.

He'd warned Isiat when they'd first met her by his CO's bedside in a London hospital that she was a dangerous one, especially after she'd clamped Isiat's painkillers to get the cocky kitsune's attention. A damn shame he hadn't thought to ask her out then, but Isiat had snatched that up before he'd even finished being discharged. She was a firecracker of a calibre none of the gang could keep up with on their own, and made no efforts to hide that fact either.

He returned to the tables, setting down a tray of freshened pints, along with a single, fruity-looking rum and fruit cocktail that Shadi squealed upon seeing, and snatched it up for herself. Isiat and Regi had already started a new game of pool in his absence, and by the look of the table, the former Colonel was set to handily pluck some of Reginald's feathers afterwards.

"Such a gentleman. No hard feelings?" Shadi smiled, giving Eyesah a peck on the cheek. Instantly, any frustration he might have had left the red fox, who just gave a bashful wave of his paw, his cheeks burning.

"Nay, none at all lass! 's just a game after all. Even if you did cheat."

Shadi wriggled her eyebrows over the top of the comically large cocktail glass, purring as she downed a healthy swig past the little umbrella.

"But did I really?" Her eyes met his with a wicked, predatory flash, and all the arousal of the last twenty minutes hit the poor Irishman like a train once again.

Feck.

"I'm uh...John. Right. Just gonna go now..." Ewan stuttered as he stood back up, heading down the hallway on the side of the bar towards the restrooms in an awful hurry.

Isiat cackled quietly behind his pool cue, his brace of tails flicking to and fro as he potted another of his balls, making Regi groan in dismay. The poor Waxwing was down by four now.

"That was mean, Shadi."

"Oh, please... He won't learn better otherwise! You'd have thought he learned after the last time I beat him at Super Mario World and made him go out in the rain to buy us all Sushi for lunch!" She laughed right back at the vulpine.

"In defence, you don't play that so much as you destroy it..." Isiat chuckled.

Shadi snorted her amusement and took another sip of her drink which was half gone now, with the thirsty lioness eyeballing the remainder.

"Not my fault you all suck at it and keep letting me pick what to play." She giggled and stuck her tongue out, her tail swishing back and forth.

"Even so, you should be nicer. You know how Eyesah gets. Gotta play nice with your playthings, kitten."

She snickered as if at some inside joke.

"Oh, fine. Should I go and make it up to him?" She suggested. That made Isiat pause, and the couple shared a downright devious look before Isiat finally spoke again.

"Just don't break the poor boy. He's working with me in Malta this week, and I don't need him sore and bruised. Why don't you go ahead? I'm going to finish up here first." He gave her a playful swat with his tails as she strut her way past him, before wrapping a pair of the dexterous appendages around her waist to tug her against his body.

He turned and intercepted her with a perfectly passionate kiss, tilting his muzzle to lock lips with the little feline. His tongue forced its way past her lips, and in that instant, she gave a hot little moan, wrapping her paws around his waist while their tongues wrestled.

When they parted, she was panting quietly, a half-glazed, blissed-out look in her eyes.

"Don't break my Lieutenant Shadi. Is that clear, pet?" He gave her little green collar a playful little tug, jingling her bells. Shadi just purred in response.

"Mrrhmm... No promises, Sir..." She licked her lips, her massive tail flicking back and forth excitedly.

Isiat smacked her ass as she spun, sending her scurrying on her way, mischievous laughter chasing her across the bar. Once she disappeared down the hallway where the fox had gotten off to, he fished out his wallet.

Regi cocked his head to the side, his feathers ruffling as he heard her hunting chirps echoing back down the corridor.

"Is uh... Is she doing what I think she's doing?" The avian asked with just a hint of nervousness, distinctly remembering his last encounter with the lioness, no doubt. Isiat just smirked and didn't answer him.

"Alright, 20 quid the fox breaks before she does. Takers?"

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Eyesah huffed loudly, the noise of his flustered thoughts escaping in a rush that was drowned out by the running faucet as he splashed another cupped handful of water across his russet-furred muzzle. The icy splash across his whiskers grounded him, and using his palm, he scrubbed his face, trying the wash the pink of embarrassment off of his nose.

Fuckin' hell Eyesah, get it together. So you got beat? So what? The money was nothing, and the lass wasn't playing fair anyway. His smart brain reminded him as he looked up at himself in the mirror of the bathroom.

Golden, narrow and cunning eyes stared back at him, befitting of a European Red Fox. His pelt still had a sunburnt orange lustre about it, even ten years retired, and his hair was neat and cropped ginger, still kept regulation length upon his head so it blended almost seamlessly into his fur. The beginnings of silver had started to creep in around the edges, but overall, he still thought he looked a hell of a lot better than most of their company.

He stood up and stretched, rolling his shoulders before he nodded in approval at what he saw. He looked damn fine. Though maybe white would have looked better on him with his fur than the khaki he'd opted for.

"Well, you're certainly not looking any worse for wear than Isiat, if that's what you were worried about." Shadi giggled as she slipped through the doorway to the restrooms. Eyesah about jumped out of his skin.

"Shadi!? What are-"

"Oh, calm down russet mutt. Isiat was going to invite you back to ours afterwards anyway unless you had more... pressing plans?" The little lioness came up to his neck, the perfect height for her to nuzzle her cheek against his toned chest. Say what one might, part of the benefit of being friends with benefits with a whole mess of former soldiers was she never had to imagine being surrounded by a bunch of handsome, well-toned gentlemen.

"I uh... N-no. No pressing plans ma'am... Does Isiat-" He started, but the words caught in his throat as her paw ran down his front and dipped right beneath his belt, cupping a palmful of his scruffy sheath and sac. Shadi was grinning up at him the whole time as her paw started to stroke him gently.

Eyesah rolled his eyes, a soft huff passing his lips.

"Right- Of course 'e does. Silly question, eh?"

"Very silly. I would lose my vacation fund if he didn't!" She chirped smartly, wriggling her hips against the vulpine in delight. His paws lazily found their way around her back, a delighted shiver running along his tail. His tip had slipped free along with most of his shaft and was now comfortably cradled in Shadi's warm palm, a merry purr in her throat as she played with her prey.

"D-does the bet even count if ye' tip yer' mate off ahead of time?" Eyesah managed to groan softly. His head had fallen back against the

"Oh, I'm not part of the bet. Just the prize for you silly boys~ No one would play if the prize wasn't so sweet after all!" She snickered, standing up on her tippy toes to nudge the anxious fox back against the counter while she nibbled along his neck.

"You were an officer, right? Gonna take charge, or are you gonna be a sweet little treat of Irish cream for me?" She teased him, and at that, something in Eyesah snapped.

Grabbing Shadi, he pushed her back, growling with his teeth bared.

"You cheated at that game, didn't you Shadi?" The Irish vulpine snarled, the distinctive twang of his accent taking on a whole new tone.

Shadi just stuck her tongue out, wriggling in delight. She didn't even try and hide that she was getting exactly what she wanted. She clenched her fist around his cock a few times, but what she said had gotten Eyesah's blood up, and that wasn't the only thing that was up now.

"I didn't have to! You're just easily..." She squeezed her paw in his pants around his knot, making the fox's eyes roll back for a moment while her thumb made laps across his sensitive cock tip. Her touch was a warm, blissful blanket and sent tingling shocks of pleasure along his spine that made him want to melt.

"...distracted." She slipped from Eyesah's paws, sliding out from under him with all the elegance of oil upon water, or the roll of her silky cocktail dress against her tan fur as it slipped down to the tiled floor. When it had fallen, it left Shadi leaning against the counter in nothing more than the thin strap of thong he'd caught a glimpse of covering her womanhood, and even then, only barely.

His jaw may as well have hit the floor. Panicking, he looked from Shadi to the doorway, and then back to Shadi. This was the men's room! Anybody could just- Shadi must have seen his expression in the mirror as she spent a moment admiring her tits, squishing her soft and round DD'd between her paws.

"Isiat said he'd keep them busy for at least a few minutes, but like dogs, they'll start sniffing around if you don't hurry up."

Eyesah's tail beat about a mile a minute as he realized the stakes. A new bet was on, and he didn't like having to share. But there was something else first.

He fished his wallet from his pocket, and quickly scrambled to the vending machine in the corner of the bathroom, shoving two coins in the marked slot above a bright red square marked 'KNOT-LOCKER'. The old machine's wheel crunched as he turned the crank, before a second later, a bright foil packet dropped into the basin at the bottom of it.

Shadi just giggled, propping herself against the counter and wriggling her hips as she watched him, clearly amused, but also flattered that he even still bothered. None of the other boys certainly did.

"Really Ewan? Always such a gentleman, but didn't you learn last time?" Her tail gave a lazy swish, fanning the sweetly spiced scent of her need in the vulpine's direction. Even being two entirely different species, his body sure as hell knew what that smell meant at once, and that alone more than justified his twenty-second detour.

"Something about this bein' a sin and wasteful, but also me not wanting to pay child support to tha' colonel. Aye, I remember missy. Not a birthday I'll soon forget." The russet vulpine grinned, peeling his trouser's zipper down as he tossed the torn foil wrapper onto the counter, holding the bright red piece of latex up for Shadi's inspection between his thumb and forefinger.

"No holes this time, see? And it'll stay that way if you want anything."

"Oooh. How long do you think it will last?" She snickered as he pressed his bulk over her, nipping at the feline's big, fur-lined ears. Shadi gasped softly as one of his hands found her sopping mount, grinding two fingers against her slit as he pushed her panties aside. The fur of her rump was soft and smooth and sent tingles along his cock as he ground against her presented ass

"As long as it lasts longer than me, we're grand." Eyeesah chuckled, wiggling slightly as he rolled the bright red condom over his bright red shaft, sliding the thicker base of the latex back over the yet unswollen lobes of his knot to keep it in place. His whole prick twitched against her, filling the reservoir tip with a spray of watery vulpine precum.

"Mmm, so that shouldn't be an issue for you then." Shadi teased as she flagged her tail up and across her hips, neatly out of the way. "You barely lasted 5 minutes last time."

"In mah defence, you'd also been riding me through a half dozen peaks before that." Eyesah chuckled. His fingers parted her sex around the tip of his cock, guiding him right into the lioness's tight, warm honeypot. Her lips parted around the spade-like point of his vulpine spear, making the fox bite his lip with a quiet groan.

"Mmhm still counts when all of those were only 5 minutes apart. I hope you last a little longer this ti-!!! Mmmm~ Oh good fox." Her teasing was cut short as Eyesah curled his forepaws around her chest, cupping her motherly tits in his paws as his hips gave a smooth roll upwards. Inch after inch of fox cock sang into Shadi's welcoming snatch with a feline purr of satisfaction. She knew exactly what she was doing to rile him up, but damn it if this was the end goal, he wasn't complaining.

Her body squeezed him like a vice, silken, wet walls rippling as she expertly tensed and relaxed her tight snatch around his vulpine pecker. Even through the rubber, he felt every detail, groaning as he sank himself to the hilt within her body. She purred in delight, reaching one paw back to scratch between his ears like a good, obedient pup being rewarded. He didn't entirely hate it...

"Oh, you foxes are such good lovers. Smooth and long and girthy with that nice, big knot..." Shadi giggled, pushing her hips backwards to grind herself lewdly upon the thick bulb of red-wrapped flesh. Eyesah felt every little twitch, pull and squeeze of her body around his cock, especially when his knot ground against her clit and made the lioness's breath hitch in her throat.

She went still, her claws flexing against the stone countertop he had her bent over, the sharp meathooks leaving shallow gouges alongside dozens of others in the surface. His muzzle was buried against the crook of her neck, whiskers and cheek brushing her throat. He inhaled her scent deeply, growling as the smell of vanilla, feline and lust filled his senses, a combination of aromas that were distinct 'Shadi' in nature.

The little feline rumbled loudly against him, wriggling upon his buried shaft as she whispered sultrily.

"Gonna get to it Eyesah? Or perhaps it's just that you want to get caught?"

His paws squeezed her breasts, forefingers and thumbs pinching and rolling the lioness's nipples in tempo with his hips as he began to thrust, his knot slapping off her heated netherlips loudly as he fucked the moaning cat.

"You just love being the tease, dontcha' lass? Well yer' mine now little cat and I'mma tell you right now, the Irish fuck best." He growled, pulling Shadi back into his thrusting. Shadi huffed loudly, pushing her hips back to let the vulpine get in her nice and deep while her muscles kept up that rhythmic squeezing around him, trying to pull him deeper still, working the condom-covered prick within her.

"Ahh~ Show me then. Don't brag if you can't back it up!" She said with a raspy purr, her claws audibly scratching the countertop.

She was wet and hot, and Eyesah bottomed his prick out each thrust with no effort at all, battering the lioness's cervix and ploughing his slowly swelling knot against her lips. He drove deep like he was trying to simply force those lobes past her heavenly cunt's lips, and with his next thrust, he released her tits, sliding his paws down her sides to grab her hips in one hand, and shove her face against the counter with his other. The vulpine rutted her like the cat in heat she was, Shadi's moans and soft yowls of utter bliss filling the small room with the music of their fucking.

"Fu-uh-uck! M-more! Give me all you've got!" She chuffed, her claws digging enough of a gouge in the countertop to catch and brace herself with while her hips worked back against Eyesah's thrusting. He could feel her trembling under him, and all it did was encourage the fox to fuck her harder still, pounding her ass and pussy with his relentless thrusts. His knot spread her sex open into a lewd O, and without hesitation, he slammed forwards, roughly forcing the half-swollen bulb of flesh into her passage.

Shadi lost it at once, tensing up and mrowling as she came hard. Like a shaken bottle, she popped her cork with a luxurious moan and shuddering cry of bliss, her entire body clenching around him as tight as he'd ever felt like she was trying to crush the life out of his cock! He grunted, holding still as he could while Shadi's body worked him over, his sac tensing and tightening against his white-furred sheath. With a sudden gasp, she relaxed at last, her chest heaving as a spray of feminine lust coated his sac in her smell.

"Oh... Oh fuck more of that..." She moaned, her head still visibly in the clouds as she panted to try and collect herself from the puddle he'd turned her into. Perhaps there was truth to the saying that cats were a liquid after all. But he was a gentleman first, and who was he to refuse such a polite request?

Pulling back, he managed to almost free his knot from her body's grasp, only the root of his cock still outside of her spasming cunt, the faint strip of red latex barely visible at all. Hunching over her, Eyesah wrapped his paws around her midriff and took her like a damned feral beast.

She cried out as he thrust in a series of thrusts that were as rapid as they were relentless, bucking his hips in a goddamn blur, his tempo like that of a drumroll, working quickly towards a crescendo. He thought about pulling out, just to be sure, but that only lasted a moment as Shadi's paw swung backwards, grabbing his asscheek and digging her claws into the russet fur to yank him forwards.

His knot sank into her depths entirely, along with an inch of shaft beyond it, fully swollen and not going anywhere as he stretched the cat beyond the point of return. His cock with jumping, the tip quickly filling with his urgent pulses of precum while Shadi's body did its damnedest to milk his soul out through his vulpine prick.

There was little Ewan could do to hold out against her, and giving in, he shoved himself as deep as he could reach while Shadi squirmed and moaned her way through a second climax. He was sure his ass would have some scratch marks in it after, but to hell with it! He was buried balls deep in an eager feline who was clenching around him while his knot throbbed and his balls tensed up. His climax was unstoppable.

He didn't know why, but the position gave him the opportunity to scruff Shadi's neck, and so he did, making her moan and stiffen under him, her hips gyrating back against the vulpine that was hilted in her sex.

Then he felt it. A subtle little flex within as Shadi clenched once more around him and twisted her hips just so. One could always tell when the pleasure got so much more intense, the feeling of slick, arousal swollen flesh on flesh. He didn't know how the hell she had managed it, but there was no doubt in his mind that the condom he had so carefully made sure was good and secure was now little more than limp latex bunched around the base of his knot, which meant-

"Ahhh~ Dammit cat." He growled around the scruff between his teeth. Shadi just purred blissfully beneath him, clenching her muscles around him again for good measure.

"Come on Irish. Can't say you fuck best if you don't do it properly~" She teased him with her sultry murmur, twisting her head just enough to give him her best 'Come fuck me' bedroom side-eye.

Eyesah groaned, and help precariously still despite her best efforts, and her claws and paw encouragingly squeezing her ass. He was holding off by a thread, his prick twitching and pulsing, right on the precipice of climax. His teeth were clenched hard against her scruff, huffing loudly through his nostrils as he fought what was no doubt a losing battle.

"Cat always gets what she wants LT. You ought to know better than to deny the good lady her pleasure." A sly, smooth British voice spoke from behind him. It didn't take a genius to figure out he'd been played by the couple. Again. Didn't take a genius to know he'd fall for it again probably as well...

"Mhhmm, can't you order him to stop holding back? We were having fun~" Shadi whined softly underneath the red fox, rocking her hips slowly despite Eyesah's paws trying to hold her still.

"Ngghnn... Told you it'd stay free from holes if you wanted anything." Eyesah growled defiantly, even as Isiat slid in beside him, simply up and sitting on the counter beside the tied pair. The former colonel's pants were already undone, dappled red and grey vulpine length bobbing right before Shadi's half-lidded eyes. Not one to pass up a treat, she shifted her head into his lap, pink tongue poking out to lick across the underside of her husband and master's cock.

Isiat let out a contented sigh, leaning back against the mirror, one paw behind his head, the other petting Shadi fondly between her ears as she took his tip into her muzzle, suckling and purring happily spit roasting herself between the two self-described 'gentlemen'. Her body was still greedily contracting and massaging Eyesah's prick, and with that going on in front of him now. It was impossible to ignore her moans and wet slurps as she went down on Isiat's prick with gusto.

"Well, Lieutenant? Are you gonna fuck her silly or leave the girl wanting? Cause if you want to crash at ours later, I promise you, you don't want her wanting." Isiat met Eyesah's golden eyes with his own cocky, icy blue ones, grinning ear to ear. He knew he'd won already.

"In for a penny, in for a pound? You might not have won the bet, but you still get a prize after all."

Eyesah could see he was snookered. Just like the pool game, he'd played himself right into their little trap and might as well have handed them a collar and leash for himself at this point.

With a frustrated, but pleasured snarl, he dug his claws into Shadi's hips and began bucking furiously into her snatch with what little of his cock was still free to move, wet slaps and squelches filling the room while Shadi moaned around Isiat's cock, her tail tip quivering in bliss just beyond her head.

He snarled and yanked on her scruff, momentarily pulling Shadi's muzzle off of Isiat's cock so she could moan needily, a sudden and loud squeak escaping her as Eyesah's violent thrusting send her cascading into a fourth climax. She gasped and went back down on her mate with renewed enthusiasm, bobbing in a rapid tempo, kissing the Kitsune's quickly swelling knot with her stretched lips.

Eyesah couldn't hold back any longer, and with a feral bark, he unloaded inside the lioness's cunt bareback. Hot vulpine seed spilled from him in waves, hosing her cervix down with the Irish vulpine's virile spunk as he huffed and grunted, shunting her down on Isiat's cock with each new wave of pleasure that coursed through his body, red and fluffy tail standing stiffly upright behind him.

Isiat groaned in his own time, shifting slightly as Shadi gave a surprised squeak and found herself pushed into the kitsune's lap, swallowing eagerly around his shaft as he took his turn to give her a second creamy fox treat.

They must have stayed like that for damn near a full minute, locked in a sweet release before Shadi pulled off of Isiat's spent prick with a wet pop, licking her lips clean of the last of his seed. Eyesah just panted, having released Shadi's scruff a few moments prior. His cock still twitched deep inside of her, each throb adding to his contribution to Shadi's spoiling.

"Oh... Oh we have to do that again. You never told me being between two foxes was so much fun." Shadi giggled, wriggling her hips just to make Eyesah huff in pleasure as she flexed around him.

"Mmm. Told you we're the best species for a shag." Isiat said smugly, sliding off the countertop as he fastened his pants back up, leaning down to share a brief, but fiery-passionate kiss with the lioness.

"Why don't you finish up Eyesah? You've got mandatory R&R at our house from 2100 onwards. Clear Lieutenant?"

It was all the poor trapped fox could do to nod, though his prick gave an excited twitch at the thought.

"Ahh, uh, Aye. Aye sah."

"Aye Sir, Eyesah. Make sure you clean her up first. At ease. And Shadi... Don't wear him out before we get home, yes?

Shadi poked her tongue out towards Isiat.

"No promises."

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Shadi snuck out of the bathroom first, leaving Eyesah with the taste of her on his lips and muzzle after he'd pulled out finally. He tossed to ruined rubber in the trash, wetting his snout to clean the sticky feline cum from his whiskers.

He neatened his shirt, adjusted his belt, and ran a paw across his head with a blissful sigh. Still fuckin' got it, Ewan. He chuckled as he thought the words, his tail giving a few swishes back and forth merrily.

He stepped out of the bathroom and emerged from the bar hallway, only to see the gang all gathered around and grinning in his direction from the pool table, Shadi lazily lounging across the felt cover in their midst. A round of applause broke out among his laughing and smiling compatriots. Parker snapped his fingers in time and bellowed in his best drill Sargent voice, everyone else joining in quickly.

"One! Two! FORRRRR Eyesah's A Jolly Good Fellow! For Eyesah's a Jolly Good Fellow!"

"Oh! Fuck off the lot of you!"