Stoneage Dingo

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#198 of Commissions

A new commission from the ever-wonderful blinkblinkblink

Taking place in the world of Crash Bandicoot (in particular from part 4) Dingodile is thrown through a portal and ends up in the stone age. He encounters the cavewoman alternate to Coco Bandicoot and is smitten


"Stoneage Dingo"

The day started off like any other for Dingodile; just an average crocodingo out for his morning breakfast when the smell of something cooking had lured him toward the forest. He smelled cricket eggs, slimy snake bacon, delicious bat flank steak cooked rare. Being a man of an appetite, it wasn't hard to see how he'd gotten a pretty thick gut as he inhaled the aroma that sailed through the air, the smell hanging so heavily that he was practically sweating. He had been working out hard these past several months, his arms massive in size, and compared to how he was shaped before, his jeans were hanging off his waist, his vest tight at his shoulders as he walked. "What'n the hell smells so good this morning? Where's this coming from?"

He entered the forest by his nose and quickly got himself turned around following it toward its source. He inhaled deeply and exhaled and noticed that the smell was starting to get weaker. He was confused; he was positive that he'd gone the right way, but the way these forest trails led, he could wind up anywhere.

"Bloody confusin' trail...where the fuck am I?" He growled in frustration as he looked around, realizing how dark the forest had gotten darker from where he'd first walked in. He'd gotten turned around somewhere and had now gotten himself thoroughly lost. "Can't even smell my way outta here...what the--" He spoke, but noticed a strange shadow moving off in the distance, he paused and watched as someone or...something was darting between the trees. "Hey!" He shouted as the shadow vanished just as suddenly as it had appeared. Dingo ran for the trees he saw it at. "Hey wait! I need your help ta get outta here!" He ran into the tree line and looked around, but he didn't see anything. As he leaned into the tree he was looking around he heard the sound of something snapping; realizing that the tree was actually starting to break, he quickly released it, not noticing a vine had tangled around his foot.

"What the--" He grunts all of a sudden as the weight of the tree falling caused the vine to whip around his ankle and pull. "YOWWW!" He screamed in surprise as his leg was literally swept out from under him. Dingodile hit the ground and screamed as he was dragged by the weight of the tree rolling down the hill, pulling the vine along with him. The hill dropped off a sheer rock face and in a moment of sheer panic, he realized he too was getting flung over the side.

Dingo screamed as he fell; there was no way for him to stop, or even to slow down his descent and as the tree rolled, the vine tangling around his foot did the same, swinging him forward. Realizing that the vine would only cause even more pain when he crashed with the tree, he swiped his claws through it, instantly snapping it and setting him free. He howled as the momentum flung him forward and he put his hands out in front of him, bracing for his eventual impact with the ground.

Suddenly, a sharp, jagged line shot through the sky and a portal ripped open directly in front of him. The realm around him suddenly broke into a thousand pieces, like a mirror and he was flung through a strange new space where reality broke down. He could see himself flying from all different directions, screaming as he fell at different pitches throughout these alternate versions of himself. He didn't know what was happening, but all of his selves were about to collide at the very center of this break. As they struck, Dingo could hear a loud popping sound in his ears as the reality snapped back together around him and he found himself being flung out into the open jungle once again. He hit the ground hard and slid at least fifty feet before coming to a stop. The pain was immense, especially in his leg that had suffered the most damage. It was raining, he could feel the water dropplets pouring down over his muzzle and into his eyes, causing him to blink to push them out. Lightning also flashed overhead, then the booming of thunder. It was the strangest thing; there hadn't been any rain in the forecast today?

Dingo saw a figure appear from the darkness; not like the one from before, this one had a high head of light hair, its face was obscured by the heavy darkness. A lightning flash helped to unveil more of its features, but he couldn't place the face...and then Dingodile's head hit the ground as he lost consciousness. His mind swimming into the darkness amidst his confusion...

"Uhhh...crikey..." Dingodile groaned as he opened his eyes to the strange glow of firelight illuminating the cave he found himself in. He put a hand over his face and rubbed his snout, the pain of being dragged to bog knows where, and being kidnapped by bog knows who; his stomach rumbled with hunger, making him regret ever following it into that forest in the first place. "Bloody hell... what now?" He asked himself as he sat up and felt the screaming pain of his leg shoot through his body. "AHHH!" He screamed, likely alerting whoever had brought him here in the first place.

A pair of delicate hands appeared from the darkness and touched his leg, making him freeze in shock, he hadn't expected them and it only pained him more to try and pull away. He followed the hands to a pair of thick arms, arms he swore could have belonged to some athletic trainer or muscle-bound amazon, all he could tell from them was that they belonged to a woman. He looked up into her face, high, thick locks of hair stood spiked and curled over her head, her face was unmistakable though as he recognized her. "C-Coco? Coco Bandicoot? What're you doin' here?"

The female growled at him, sneering angrily as she struck his leg with her hand, making him yowl again in pain. She glared at him angrily again before striking it once again. "OW! OW! OKAY! I won't move it! What're you doin' here?" He repeated, but before he could ask any more, he noticed she was gone. He sighed and rested back, rubbing his sore ankle. It didn't seem like it was broken, in fact he could move it a bit. But he must have strained it during the fall. He glanced over into the dimly lit corner and spotted a caterpillar crawling along the rock face. Not really his favorite, but currently he was starving and needed the rest. He scooted over to the wall and deftly snagged the insect, sucking it into his mouth hungrily as he noticed that he was being watched by several pairs of eyes, peering at him in the darkness. He didn't have much to worry about because he still had his--

Dingodile groped his shoulder and realized the strap for his cannon had come loose somewhere along his fall, and he knew all of a sudden that he was completely unarmed. He leaned back against the wall and watched for a time, before slowly drifting off again. Eventually he fell asleep and felt himself jerk awake at some point. He winced at the light of the sun coming in through the cave's mouth, he yawned and scratched his belly before looking around. Where was he? Where had that strange portal taken him?

The sound of something banging caught his ears. Dingo sat up and listened intently, he looked down at his leg, which was wrapped in some sort of vegetation. He put his hand on it, the sprain was gone he was feeling much better already. Another banging noise. He hesitated for a moment, then began to get back to his feet. His ankle was a little sore but at least now he could walk on it. He started through the dimly lit cave, headed toward the noise echoing through the chamber.

As he reached an intersection, he followed the sound to the left; then another to the right, until he reached an enormous chamber. The light from outside was shining through the ceiling and down toward a point at the center of the room. He peeked over a boulder and spotted Coco sitting in the center. Only...she still didn't look like Coco Bandicoot. She had thick, wild locks of hair and she was barefoot, she was dressed in furs and a loincloth that hugged her thick legs tightly. She was hitting something with a stick, and as he came around he could see that it was his Air Cannon on the floor in front of her; she was striking it again and again with the stick, and that made the loud clunking noise he could hear from the next chamber.

"HEY! That's mine!" He shouted as he stormed out toward her.

Coco roared angrily at Dingo, she kicked the air cannon away and grabbed a sharpened spear, swinging it and pointing it at him. "ACTITU AGA!" She shouted, angrily at him. Her fierce look her sharp teeth bared to him. "Anan tsboi a fanda?"

"S'cuse me?" Dingo looked confused, holding his hands up at the girl.

She was Coco...but...she wasn't. That fire in her eyes, the wild hair, this wasn't the one he knew. But some... cave girl alternate version of her. Each time he made a step toward his weapon, she would ardently jump in front of him, swiping her spear threateningly. "GIGA FO!" She shouted each time he stepped forward. "Anan!"

"Look girly. I'm sorry, I don't speak "screaming death woman" very well." He waved his hands anxiously. "Can you understand me?"

Coco glared at him, clearly confused by his words as well. "Tsboi a fanda...?" She repeated from before.

"Look, I don't know what you're asking, now if you could just..." He reached for his cannon, but Coco angrily growled and swung her weapon, cutting his forearm. "AHH! Fuck that hurt!" He shouted. "Look, I don't know what you're asking me. "Tsboi? Fanda? What's that?"

She stood upright, using her fingers to correct the shoulder of her top as she rested her weight onto the spear's butt. "Tsboi..." She repeated slower. "A fanda..." She gestured with her hands between herself and him. "Tsboi?" And then she struck a more combative pose. "A...fanda!" She let out a fierce roar. This gesture then seemed to summon half a dozen other women into the chamber, all surrounding the two of them, all swinging their own spears out to point at him.

"Wait...wait...I ain't the smartest bloke in my world. But...it sounds like if you're asking if I'm a friend or an enemy?" He asked, prompting her to tilt her head in confusion. "I-I mean... Tsboi! I'm a friend." He gestured to himself.

There was a long few moments as Dingo looked around at the other cave dwellers, all females from what he could see, and then he looked back to Coco. She still had a confused stare as she looked him up and down before lightening her expression and giving a smile. "Hetabada enta a tsboi..." She said to the others, who also lowered their weapons. She then clapped her hands, and the rest of the women quickly departed, leaving the pair of them alone at last. Dingodile let out a heavy sigh.

"Oh okay, lady. I thought you were about to kill me there..." He said before his stomach gave off a gurgling noise and he put his hand on it. "Sorry... bein' anxious really works up the appetite." He said looking at her confused stare. He then pointed at his mouth. "Hun-gry..." He said slowly.

She stares at him, almost coldly, but mostly out of curiosity as he turned around and walks away, disappearing into the darkness at the back of the room. He stares after her and there is a deep silence. "H-Hello?" He asked. Suddenly a plank of wood is shoved from the darkness, sliding across the floor and landing at his feet. He looks down to see an array of meats and small insects writhing about on the plank, each laid out in a peculiar order, like a painter's palette but with food on it instead. "Oh hell yeah!" He shouted as he fell hard onto his butt on the floor and began to dig into each of the offerings on the plate. "MMM! Oh yeah, just like mother used ta make! MMMM!" He dipped his fingers into the messy concoction and stuffed the food into his mouth hungrily as Coco returned to the room, the light pouring over her slim but muscular body as she watched him. He swallowed what was in his throat and held out a finger for her, not really realizing that his face had been a mess. "You want some?" He asked clicking his tongue.

She watched him still, not really saying anything and he went back to consuming the food he so desperately needed. To his surprise, she unfastened the top she wore, untying it from around her back and brought her arms forward, removing it completely and revealing her breasts. The sight was enough to make Dingo sputter in shock as she turned around and removed the skin tied around her waist leaving her fine, toned body completely naked. She glanced at him and she seated herself across from him, watching him curiously as he watched her.

"Paq...paq..." She said, gesturing to his food and prompting him to look down awkwardly at the plank of wood. She was asking him to eat, totally unaware of the stirring she was causing just by stripping down. Coco's body was well defined as she stretched and yawned; clearly exhausted from the previous night's activities as she laid down, facing away from him as she curled up to get some sleep. He waited through a long, awkward pause before he continued to eat, trying to ignore the engorging erection in his pants. He swallows his food awkwardly and coughs, looking up to see that Coco is looking at him again. "Badu?"

"I'm good, I'm good..." He coughs. Concerned, the girl sits up on her knees and watches him; to her it's perfectly normal to sit there completely naked, but to him it's a temptation. She gestured to him again before moving forward and inspecting him closer. She looked at his vest curiously, turning it over again and again, her fingers touching delicately on the fabric as she investigated it. She then pulled it back to reveal more of his thicker upper body, looking confused at his look of confusion. She gestured to the room, moving her hand over her head and then clenching her fist. "What...what is it ya want? I ain't a bloody mind reader."

With a shrug she sighed and got up, moving back to her other seat and lying down again. She patted the floor, then again moved her hand around in a semi circle over her head. Motioning for... "safety?" "shelter?" He wasn't sure. "Badu."

"Home." Dingo realized. She was suggesting he get comfortable as she had. "Shoulda' realized. Just like the natives back in my home." He sat up and removed his vest, exposing his more muscular arms in contrast to his thicker belly as she watched him curiously. He stands and unbuckles his belt, opening his pants and much to his embarrassment his cock pops out all of a sudden, slapping him on the belly with no way to stop his erection and he covers himself wildly in surprise.

Coco giggles at the spectacle a bit, then pats the floor next to her and he walks over to sit next to her, as he sits down, she rests herself against him, closing her eyes a bit to listen to his heart beating. As she tries to explain things, using hand gestures and her strange language, Dingodile can't help but place an arm around her shoulder. She is taken aback by this and looks at him with confusion.

"Y'know...you're pretty like this." He whispered in her ear, but she leaned back looking even more lost. "Hmm...how can I explain this?" He asked himself before leaning his head forward and nuzzling into the smaller female's neck.

Coco is surprised by the move, but also finds the warmth of Dingo's breath against her neck soothing; her hands rest on his shoulders, a soft stop to keep him from suddenly attacking her or eating her no doubt. But as he begins to kiss down her neck, he feels her pulse quicken and her breath exhaling a sigh of enjoyment out of this. His large hands run over her breasts, feeling her nipples firm and delicate against his palms. He kisses her lips and she returns the gesture, leaning back as he rests her onto her back. He sucks her nipples one, and then the other, receiving a warm purr of excitement as he does so and he goes even lower, feeling her body twitch and jolt slightly as her muscles tighten to his touch; her velvety smooth furred body writhing in delight at his touch. As he reached her loins, the dingodile's tongue begins to slide gently along her clit, leaving her gasping for a breath as he spreads her legs apart some and lays her back completely. He kisses the lips of her vagina and parts them gently with his tongue; he can taste her sex as his tongue swims within it, she lets out a soft moan that makes his cock twitch as his hands move over her firm, well built frame from her neck down her chest and over her hips as he deepens the kiss. His tongue pressing into her warmth; had she really never done this before? Her body was so responsive as he caressed her so eager, so ready as he pressed his tongue into her. After several minutes of this, the aching in his cock was making Dingo more eager than before for her to reach her climax; she let out a soft gasp, and then a bone-chilling howl of pleasure as she came; the delightful quiver within her and that warm rush washing over Dingo's tongue confirming that she had cum. As he brought his tongue up her body, their eyes locked as he bumped their noses together. She breathed heavily and smiled at him, as if unsure what he'd done.

Dingo kissed her again, deeper this time as his aching flesh touched her thigh, but she pushed him back suddenly, letting him fall onto his back just as he'd done to her and she then admired his thick erection as it loomed over his stomach. With a thumb, he raised his cock up a little, looking into her eyes as the idea seemed to light them up and she acted with a smile and eagerness to explore him more. She held his cock in her hands and drifted her mouth over the flesh, watching it twitch and react to her touch, her breath and she brought her lips over his tip running over it slowly and making him moan, and sigh in pleasure. She clasped the base of his cock and slowly worked her lips along its throbbing length. He cupped her cheek gently, her hair drifting over his fingers as she went down on him, going down over several inches until he reached the back of his throat. She bobbed back up gently and looked into his eyes with her beautiful teal-green eyes, making him moan from her look alone. Then suddenly, in an aggressive move, Coco brought her hands up and slammed her weight into Dingo's body, forcing the beast to fall back onto his back as she landed on top of him. She kissed him hard and furiously as her body leaned back against his cock. He could feel her tight, wet entrance touching his tip and his cock bounced in reflex. "Ohhh god..." He moaned as she asserted herself on top of him, pushing her body back into him so he would penetrate her vagina.

Dingo huffed loudly, his claws digging into the ground under him as she began to ride his massive size, he didn't care how she could do it this way, he thought he might even be too big for her, but her eagerness turned toward a more aggressively sexual attitude and she began to slam her body down on his length, crying out in lust as she rode on top of him. Dingo grabbed her hips and bucked his body upward, penetrating her even further and making her cry out; the sound was almost an angered growl, but as she was thrust forward, she leaned down and kissed him, biting his lips as she put a hand down on his chest and began to ride him harder and deeper. He knew that this would only last for so long, she'd already primed him quite thoroughly and her warmth was absolutely intoxicating, her breasts bobbed and bounced with every thrust, her wild hair bouncing backward as she fell forward each time, over and over again. She could have been a delicate flower and he would have appreciated it just the same, but this amazonian, dominant full-bodied fuck was really getting Dingo riled up. He moaned and thrust, bending his knees to better support her as he bucked into her all the way to his hilt. "Oh love, you're gonna really get my rocks off soon if ya don't cal-calm down!" He cried out, but whether she understood him or not, she wasn't slowing down. Her thrusts were getting harder and more aggressive, her fingers digging hard against his large chest as she came closer to her climax. Her fluids were draining over Dingo's cock, making things slipperier, her body like a rock down on his loins over and over again. "S-Shit...! AHHH!" Dingo was so close to release and she could feel it, doubling down on her efforts, her body began to quake and she began to gasp in pleasure as well.

Both climaxed at the same time, each trying to outdo the other as his cannon fired off deep within her body, she trembled, her entire form quaked in response and she too came. Harder than the first time as she thrust her head down and kissed him again, his awkward jaws around her more nimble, smaller lips. Relaxing for a few minutes as the daylight continued to filter more and more into the cave...

Dingo thought that would have been the end of it, that she would be satisfied; but he was wrong as the little minx of a bandicoot really was quite sexual. After the first recharge, she took him again working him up with another blowjob before the pair enjoyed their tastes again in a sixty-nine; then again, doggie-or dingo-styled with him on top of her. And even once more where the pair lay side by side as he spooned her until they joined again. This constant lovemaking was so amazing that Dingodile didn't want it to end, even knowing he may have to eventually find his way back home again. At least now, he could have someone to be with... maybe...maybe this is the time he was meant to be?

Night had fallen again in the cave, the pair had not left all day, both of them exhausted and resting from their constant love making. But nature called, waking Dingo up from a sound sleep and he realized that Coco was gone; likely to get some firewood to feed the smoldering fire that was going out on this cold evening. He got up and walked to the other side of the cave, near the entrance and began to relieve himself as a sudden flash of lightning distracted him. Then, a magnificent force hurled him backwards onto the cave floor as the storm suddenly began to intensify from within the cave. Another splinter of lightning shot through the cave's walls, creating a massive rift portal and instantly, Dingo was pulled from his feet. He grabbed onto a boulder for stability as he watched his clothes, his cannon and some debris from the cave itself get sucked into the vortex of the portal. "NO!" He shouted in anguish as his grip started to loosen. "Not now!"

He looked toward the cavern and saw Coco appear. She threw down the food she was carrying and ran to try and help him, standing on the other side of the boulder, she reached for his hand to try and hold onto him, but the vacuum of the portal proved too much, and he went screaming backwards into the thunderous rift. It sealed behind him, and night fell in the cave once again.

"Q-Quara...?" Coco asked aloud, her voice echoing as she ran to where Dingo had disappeared and she looked around, distressed for a moment before running out of the cave. Panic running through her as she repeated "QUARA!?!" Into the darkness of the nightfallen forest. She ran for over a mile before slowing down and stopping to catch her breath, her eyes coated with tears and confusion.

Returning to the cave, crestfallen and her head hanging low in sadness, she looked again within the cave for Dingo, unsure of where he had gone as she found her pile of clothes and slowly began to re-dress herself. If he was anywhere...she would find him, no matter what.

Suddenly, a loud crack of thunder from overhead sent a splinter of light down into the ground, causing her to leap back in surprise. She grabbed her spear and wielded it at the strange rift as though it were an enemy, she growled at it and screamed at it in her native tongue before realizing that this was the same thing that had appeared before. She watched it glowing through the dark sky; no turbulent tornado, no violent winds pulling her in. Maybe this would have been ...her choice? She smiled, remembering that was what had taken Dingo from her, so perhaps it would lead her back to him. Gathering her courage and strength she let out a loud scream: "AAAAWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA!!!" before clutching her spear into both hands and running towards the rift, fearlessly leaping into it and vanishing...her new destination: Unknown.

THE END