Males vs. Females in the Secret City
The Lapine snuck from one wall to the other, weapons akimbo. Though she was used to fatigue, she was breathing heavily through frustrated fear: her last foe, that Bear that stood between her and the victory she'd came for, could step out of any of the myriad shadows in the arena, and carefully sear a hole right through her head. She alternately snuck and ran from one corridor to another, pointing her weapons in the directions her expected death would come from; it didn't happen, but that only made her more paranoid. (Once, when she fired a shot at what turned out to be an empty metal barrel, she thought she heard a guttural chuckle on the edge of her hearing) As she crept along a corridor and into an open room, she focused her Lapine eyesight and hearing on any trace of movement; she was so focused an what might have been behind her that she nearly tripped over something on the floor. "Argh, I'd better SWEET MOTHER OF BABY... Wow!" she crowed, tossing her weapons to the floor: she grabbed the large, definitely lethal-looking weapon she'd stubbed her toe on, hefted it into it's shoulder-mounted position, and heard the whine, quickly increasing in frequency, of a really nasty-sounding weapon charging up. "Gotcha, Leyha," an Ursine growl came from one end of the room. "I knew you'd head straight for the most destructive weapon you could find, but you can't whirl around and fire it fast enough. Any last words?" She wrinkled her nose up in contempt for the unfairness of it all; she finally got a hold of the most destructive personal weapon of all time, only to have it set as part of a trap. There was nothing she could do, and she knew that sleazy Bear would fire even if she dropped it and gave up. Then again, she knew he'd only fire it if she moved... A wide, maniacal grin broke out on her face as she said, "Oh yes, Hugglefuzz, I do..." She leaned over slightly, exposing a glimpse of her soft panties and fluffy tail. With her opponent's attention momentarily disrupted, and - more importantly - her extraordinarily explosive weapon pointed at the ground, she fired it. "Uh... Rocket Jump!!" * * *
I took off my helmet and gloves to see Staniel yank his off and storm off his podium toward me. I had to admit, as I heard the replays of the scene on the monitors in the place, my voice sounded really funny in slow-motion. Since the game didn't need my virtual corpse anymore, it was quickly replaced by a few Dogs who wanted the thrill of chasing and killing stuff as a team. A couple of Squirrels had laughed so hard they'd both lost at their team-played dancing game; a lot of other stuff was going on in the arcade, none of which could distract me from the growling going on in my ears. "Well, why're you so upset? You still won. I just wanted to go out with a bang." The growl tuned into a laugh, and the Bear put a paw around my shoulders. "That's what you want for everything," he chuckled, so I wasn't sure if that was what he said; "but remember your promise: to the victor go the spoils!" "Okay, Hugglefuzz, you're right; in the photo booth, like you wan- uh-oh..." I took out my little computer from my pocket and poked at the screen; when he looked at the money symbol flashing red, he started to droop too. "Awrgh," he groaned, "there goes the new lube and the chocolate sauce... I told you we shouldn't have done all that partying last week!" "Chocolate sauce? There's barely enough room in those booths for the two of us; what'd you have planned?" He grumbled that he suddenly wasn't in an extravagant mood, but I shrugged. "Relax; I'll have a cheap dinner, we'll have a night to ourselves, and I'll do some work tomorrow. They're probably wondering why I hadn't shown up for so long." That got a grunt of approval from my Plushie Bear. "Yeah, we haven't had a night to ourselves, in what, two, three weeks? Good idea, but remember, you still owe me!" "Okay, Hugglefuzz, you won..." I sighed and let one ear flop forward, in the way I knew always turned him on; "Just hold that ferocious passion back for just a while, okay?"
- * * After jogging back to my apartment, to work off a dinner I couldn't really afford to enjoy, I opened the door to have my Hugglefuzz grab me, just as I expected. Since he wasn't able to throw me, I struggled my way into the bedroom, leapt on the bed and smirked, "Miss me?" The lights were down low, the place was clean, and Staniel was naked, reaching around near his tail; "No no, I'll do it! To the winner, remember?" His lustful grin widened, and he moved silently over to the bed, to help slide my top off of my body. I could still remember the day when I'd almost lost him; I didn't want him to die, and neither did he. His body was beyond saving, so all they could do was give him a new one. A conductive, tensile fibre could carry mild electric charges and move about; with some tweaks in a few places, they had a body full of fluff that could be both muscle and brain tissue. It put me so far in the negative that I'd had to work twice as long for weeks, but my Hugglefuzz was with me again, and even cuddlier than he'd ever hoped to be. I ran a paw down his soft fake fur, his tawny brown nearly matching mine, and squeezed that special place near his hips as I slid my panties off; the stimulus made his plastic penis, modeled almost exactly after his original one, rise out as far as it could. I draped my panties on it, and gave the tip a gentle kiss; he gave a sigh and put a paw on my head. I opened my mouth and started to inhale- "Lick the tip, like you used to," he said softly. "I don't need it just yet." I smiled and put my fingers on the metal electrodes, shaped like a genital piercing, partway up his cock. "Okay," I whispered back. "Just tell me when you want to get juiced up." I gave him a few more kisses, then started licking up and down the shaft, long and slowly with a few quick tickles, taking a breath laced with male Ursine sex. The pheromone cologne made me wish for a second that I had a warm, living Bear to make love to, but the feeling went away as I slid my panties off his synthetic shaft: he could still be his fun, wonderful self, and besides, once I went back from work, we'd be able to pick up the stuff for a night to show off his advantages in front of the whole city! He petted the light grey spot on my head, and placed a kiss on my ear; that was the signal. I slid my body up his chest, gave him a warm, deep kiss, and lay down on my back, spreading my labia for him. "Your spoils await..." He gave a happy grunt and ran his tongue over my clit: there wasn't any saliva, but it was wet enough already. He took the quick spasm he gave me to grab my legs and hold them up. He lined it up, pushed forward, and we both let out a moan as he slid his way into me, my flesh squeezing around his... My paws went up to rub my nipples, giving an extra kind of stimulation to go with Staniel's slow humping motion. He had an extra tuft of pubic fur which rubbed against my clit every time he hilted within me. It wasn't powerful or kinky, but it was plain, loving sex. Even with just the two of us, with nothing and nobody else, it felt every bit as good as our wildest nights. "Rrgh... I love you, Leyha," he grunted, running his paws over me; "I love you too, Staniel..." I never called him Hugglefuzz during sex, but I never wanted too; just the feel of my small, smooth body against his made me want to mate with him. I pulled myself toward him so he could squeeze my breasts, so I could rub my face in his chest, so I could feel him slide his way in one more time... "Mmm, Staniel... I'm so... I feel like... Oooohhhh..." He leaned down over me and held me against him; he put his mouth to mine and kissed me as passionately as he could; he slid that handsome cock as deep as he could and wiggled it around, giving me the extra jolt I needed to give him his: I leaned my head back, broke off the kiss, and gasped as the climax took hold. The electrodes vibrated a bit as the spent energy of my orgasm dispersed into his body, giving me more erotic bliss to recharge him with. There was no cum, since he didn't have any of the special mixture to drink, but I didn't care: all I cared about was the big hunk of a Bear who'd do all he could for me. I smiled up at him as he pulled out and lay down next to me; when they'd asked me what his new body would need to run on, my choice was already made. Though he could last up to five days per orgasm, there was no shortage of fuel in this place.
"Howdy, Y'all!" As corny as I sounded, I always liked getting into the old-fashioned role as I taught. It helped me get along with everyone who came here to learn, and after all the mini-skirts and tank tops, wearing overalls was kinda fun. "Okay, here's the situation: everything's stopped working, it's all broken beyond repair, and our cushy, luxurious way of life as we know it is at an end. That's why I'm gonna teach you how to grow food, in case we wake up one day and it's back to square one." I looked over the dozen or so who'd shown up, and heard a couple of whispers that ended in an explosive chortle. (I figure that was supposed to be the actual explosion that I never got to hear, since I was technically a smoking pile of ashes by then) "Anyway," I decided to go on, "if we'd have to start over, all our food would have to be grown. You could also go into farming after you finish the course, which'd make you more money and help out everyone who likes eating real fruit and nuts and stuff. Someone who'd decided not to make fun of me that day raised a paw and asked, "Don't you need... dirt for that?" and immediately had the other Squirrel next to her tell her to shut up and let me go on. "Nope," I spoke out over them, "all you need is water, light, the right nutrients, and something to grow it in. Some need more water or more heat or something, but it's basically the same for all of them. Your seeds are in those packets, each tray represents a different kind of dirt, and every so often I'll show you how stuff like storms and droughts can screw things up. Okay, grab your seeds, and let's get started!" Some of the younger kiddies who decided they'd learn from me got bored with making plants grow, and a few thought it wasn't working when nothing happened after the first few minutes, but the only major problem came from the two Squirrels who kept arguing with each other. Naturally, I went over to see what was going wrong, and remembered seeing them at the arcade; they'd been stage-whispering to each other in the same way, when they weren't laughing at me forgetting which weapon did what. "Nothing really," they replied, after I'd asked them what the trouble was. "Well," I said, while looking their table over, "it looks like you got everything going, and you didn't even fiddle with the UV lights or anything. You could probably grow stuff in regular dirt, first try!" "No, it's got nothing to do with this," the guy started, when the female cut in. "It isn't anything we want to talk about in here, and there's no real need to help." I stared for a second at the two Squirrels who had a problem they didn't want to talk about, and really wanted to find out what it was. "But if you tell me and I can help, it'll get cleared up faster. Besides, you'll have made a new friend. I'm Leyha, if you hadn't already heard it." The lady Squirrel looked between the two of us and gave a hesitant, "Okay," while the male shook his head. Oh, and they were both grey-ish looking. So anyway, I still wanted to get to know them a little better, and they told me the male's name was Gene, while the female recently changed it to "Swandir". Gene still didn't want to talk as much, but Swandir asked if I could come with them to a dance-party place they liked to go to. "But I can't dance", I grimaced, "...but I've got another idea! I can show you a place I like to go to, and we can go there after today! Just let me pick up my mate afterwards and we can go and check it out but, uh, I'm kinda at a deficit, so we might not get to use a whole lot of stuff there..." "That's okay," Gene said back, "if it doesn't work out, we could go somewhere el-" "Gene! Actually, Leyha, we might be able to cover you, and besides, we haven't done something new and random in a while... It's a date!" I was glad I could show them a night on the town, and hopefully stop their arguing with each other, but I had to go and finish the class; three huge messes, a bunch of wasted seeds, and a dozen shouts of "Rocket Jump!" later, and we were ready to go!
- * * I raced Staniel down the stairs and introduced him to the Squirrels; they were kinda surprised that my mate was all plushy, but they hit it off pretty quickly. "Okay, hi Gene! And you most be, er, Wanda?" "Nope; Swandir," she snapped. "I liked the sound of it and changed to that a couple years ago. So anyway, where do you want to take us, Leyha?" "Oh, it isn't all that far," Staniel went on, "so we won't have to wa-" "I was asking Leyha, not you," she snapped back. I was stunned a bit, but shrugged it off and said, "It's just a club we go to where we can have fun. You're probably going to find something you both like there!" After turning another couple of corners, I opened the doors and got hit by the familiar sounds of music, laughter, and a lot of patrons going at it. Staniel gave a chortle and put an arm around me when he caught up, but the Squirrels didn't seem too excited. I walked into the main room, flashing waves and smiles to anyone who recognized me; I didn't work there, what with the schedule and all, but most of the regulars knew each other. Even the Leopard on stage who was getting a dildo-on-a-piston in and out of her gave me a wave, and made me want to try one of those things. Yeah, it was good to be back. Staniel was happy too, but the Squirrels looked all nervous when they went in. They almost backed right out the door, but fortunately Staniel was with them, to ask them what the trouble was. I caught back up to them in time to hear Gene mumble something like, "Not good at it", or "not into it", or something. I heard Hugglefuzz try to plead with them, but I walked up and asked, "What's not to be into? Just look around for something you want to do together, and go for it! It isn't like you're gonna be graded or anything, you're just supposed to have fun with each other and wake up exhausted the next morning!" They looked at each other, then back at me. "Well," Swandir sighed, and spoke up a bit over the music, "That's sort of been the problem: we could never really find anything fun that we both agreed on. So, we just find other ways to have fun." They exchanged a quick glance and sighed, which just made up my mind even more. I grabbed Gene's arm and gave him a tug; "C'mon, if you two can't find a good time, then we'll just have to try and see what works!" "Er, well," he gulped, pulling away from me, "Do you think... Staniel could show me what'd work instead?" His mate gave a nod and walked toward me, while Hugglefuzz winced at the thought of another guy without me around. "Well, uh, all four of us together, sure, that'd be-" "No," Swandir sounded uncomfortable, and took her mate's paw, "the thing is, we've tried all sorts of stuff together, and we've decided to try something new... apart." I couldn't help but feel sorry for those two. "Aww... Well, c'mon, I'll try and score us a booth, or two. You can even set it so that you'll get a video of yourself when you're done!" I waved my arm around and dodged a few patrons to show them where the private booths were; of course, I had to show them around a bit, in case they found something they'd want to try out. Between me and Hugglefuzz, we'd tried out most of the stuff the club had to offer, but I figured I'd only offer anything if they asked me, or if there was something they needed to know. * * * I felt like laughing when I walked through the main doors: we always had good times here, where Leyha'd stuff me in a bag, I'd think up the most circuitous ways to have sex, or we'd each go out on our own and tell each other what happened. It'd be the first time we'd tried it with anyone older than either of us, but I looked forward to it as much as Leyha did. As soon as she walked through the door, Leyha started running off to say hi to her friends and check out what was going on. I started to follow her, but a paw landed on my shoulder. It turned out to be Gene, who didn't look like he wanted to be here. When I asked him what was wrong, the Squirrels looked at each other, then back at me, then told me they'd so far only been able to mate for child-bearing reasons. "Awrgh," I grumbled, "You just brought out a child and now you're gonna split up? Isn't that gonna be tricky?" "Well, not "just": he'll hit maturity in a year or so, and we won't really split up... We'll still be friends." Gene nodded and added, "We've talked things over, and it isn't anything to do with each other; I mean, I had tried courting females before we met, but I just... wasn't into it..." I gulped loudly when I realized what this would probably mean for me and for Leyha, but before I could work things out, my perky Lapine mate leapt between me and the Squirrels and laughed, "What's not to be into?" As usual, she'd assumed that everyone thought exactly the same way she did (if she listened to Zan- Suan- the female at all), and urged everyone around the place. I didn't really pay attention to the music or attractions, mainly because the Squirrels behind me both trying to fight down their embarrassment seemed to suck all the fun out of the place. Finally, Leyha stopped explaining how many internal joints and how much AI the tentacle machine needed, and started poking her head into random rooms. Gene said, "Well, I've never tried anything sexual with a male... Can I?" more to himself or his mate than to me. I tried whispering to them that I'd never done anything away from Leyha, or with a guy, but Leyha'd already leapt into an empty room. The female Squirrel followed, and I was stuck with him. I looked the Squirrel in the eye, and a policy of never turning down sexual favours came back to bite me in the proverbial axiom. So anyway, I pushed aside the first door that was slightly open and flopped down on the bed. He looked kinda shy, even though he was the one that wanted it, and was already trying to take off his pants. So I helped him, and he got an erection almost right away. "Look," I asked him desperately, "Are you sure you're comfortable doing this with a big stuffed Bear? I mean, -" "Well, Leyha told me about you shortly after I met her, and it would mean it'd be as, er, hygienic as possible; I even stopped and bought some of this!" He reached back to his pants (giving me a good view of his butt, as he'd hoped,) and tossed me a bottle of PlushieCum! It was a small bottle, only good for a few doses, but I figured it was more than enough for the night. After screwing up my courage as hard as I'd screwed up everything else in the situation, I reached over and gave the guy a hug. He gave a happy sigh and fell back onto the bed, his quivering cock standing at attention. I quickly went over to the bathroom, poured half a mouthful of PlushieCum into a glass, added some water, and drank the whole thing. When I sat back down on the bed, he was naked, turned on, and a lot less shy. He ran his arms around me, rubbed his head against my back, and asked, "So, are you ready?" I replied by flopping over him and hugging him tightly against me. He reached up and grabbed me to steady himself, but managed to grab just the right place: we could both feel my cock sticking out, and I could feel it when he put a paw around it. His other one slid between my hips, and found out there was nothing there. "Nobody ever figured I'd need anything there," I grinned, "so we're gonna have to do something else." As soon as I'd said it, Gene started turning around and holding his tail up. He had a pretty good butt - for a guy - and Leyha'd told me that they'd spent a while getting ready, so there wouldn't be anything to get embarrassed about. "Okay, hang on; I've never really done this before, so tell me if it hurts or anything." I picked up the complimentary dose of lubricant from the bedside table and started smearing it over my penis, then squeezed a dab where his hips met. Then I put my paws on his butt, pressed my cock up against him, and asked, "You're sure you're ready for this?" "For the last time, dammit, yes!" Just for that, I pushed forward until I couldn't any more, and got a growling grunt from him. Since I slid my way in pretty easily, I figured he wouldn't mind if I started humping right away; it actually felt pretty good, and it felt tighter than butt sex with Leyha had. From what I could tell, he might have been enjoying it: he was twitching and grunting and biting down on a pillow, so I decided to play it safe. "Uh-oh, I forgot to turn the equipment on; we're gonna have to start again if you want a recording later." "I... don't care. Keep going, keep going!" He started pushing backwards against me and flicked his tail against my chest. When I put my paws up on him to brace myself, he grabbed my wrists and squeezed them. I went back and forth again, sighing when he started to squeeze every time I pulled back; it felt as if he didn't want me out of there, and all that dancing he did with his mate gave him a pretty strong butt. I tried going at different speeds or different styles, and got different kinds of moans from him. For a male, he was pretty good on his end, too. We kept it up for a while, until it started getting quiet. It stayed that way until we both asked each other, "Shouldn't you have cum by now?" at the same time. "Well, it's a problem about being me," I grinned. "Long story short, you've gotta cum first. Just so long as my cock's touching you some way. Er, is there anything else I-" "Okay, just hang on," he grunted, pulling out, flipping around, then holding his legs up. I grabbed them and pushed back in, and then he grabbed his erection and pointed it at me. After an awkward silence, I finally figured out what he had in mind: I moved around until I was in a good position, his butt muscles still working my cock up and down, and leaned down until I could give him a good lick. I had enough of that solution still on my tongue to be able to suck on him easily. It didn't feel as weird as I thought it would, and the way he was gasping and groaning, he definitely liked it. Leyha had this way of licking up and down right under the tip that I liked, so I tried to use it on him; I started humping him again too, which worked even better. With him bouncing up and down on me, his penis sliding in and out of my mouth, I could feel a load of cum struggling to get out. It made me feel kinda proud, that I could get a guy off just as well as Leyha could! He started saying something, but I wasn't listening: I could feel him start to tense up, with his butt squeezing around my cock harder than before. I kept my grip on him, and started humping and sucking full-force. Shortly after, he twitched, groaned, and started to cum. It didn't feel the same as it did coming out of a female, but was still pretty good. He shot a few globs of his Squirrely semen in my mouth, and I paid him back with the load of PlushieCum I'd had ready. He seemed to like it so much, his cock gave one last spray before he fell back down on the bed and started gasping for breath. Afterwards, he sat down on the bed with me, hugged me and thanked me for having such great sex with him. Now that he'd gotten his embarrassment over with, he seemed friendlier than before. "No problem," I laughed. "I actually liked it too! No offence, though, but I'll still leave the males to Leyha. She likes 'em more than I do, and I like her more than them." "Oh, I understand," Gene smiled, and gave me another hug. "If any males flirt with you, just point them at me! Oh, and I'd better go and see how Swandir fared with Leyha. Thanks again, though. I'm glad that you'd compromise your principles for me." "What? Nah, I just tried some harmless fun with a friend, which helped me learn something new. After all, that's the Emeritan way, isn't it?"
After peeking my head in a couple rooms, I found one that didn't have anyone in it. Swandir came in after me, but neither of the guys did. "Uh, so where have the guys gone?" "Well," Swandir smiled at me and walked over, "it's nice of you to try and help us make love to each other, but we never really could... I couldn't really get a good climax from any male, and I started seeing Gene check out a guy every so often.... So Gene's with Staniel for tonight, and I'd like to mate with you, if that's okay." "Uh, I've never really done anything like that with a female," I tried to grin, "so-" "That's okay; neither have I," she interrupted. "It's just that you're really beautiful, and when I thought we would get to mate, I felt better than I ever did with a male. I'd like to try and see if this would work for me, that's all." "Uhhh, well, thing is, I males, 'cause of big, warm penises and all. You just can't get that with a fake, no matter how big or vibratey it is. I mean, I didn't even bring any of my toys, so I don't know how I could, uh..." She took a deep breath and sat down on the bed. I didn't really know how old she was, but she did look good; and after all, I brought them here to have sex and help them... "But on the other hand," I added, but didn't stop after I realized I'd interrupted her, "I've never turned down something I haven't tried yet." I sat down on the bed beside her and fumbled with my top. It was the first time I'd known that I'd actually fumbled with my clothing in front of someone who wanted me naked; but when I was, I was getting less self-conscious. It might even be a new kind of fun! I laid myself down on the bed and spread my legs and labia in the way that would give guys erections. "So, how's it going to go?" She leaned over and slid a couple of fingers around getting them wet off me, before gently easing them in. She looked up at me silently, and started to slide them in and out. It felt good, I could feel her fingers probing around, but she felt like she was just getting started. "Heh, I can do that by myself," I egged her on, but she waved her other hand around. "Gimme time, I want to try something out that I've read," she explained, and ran that other paw through my fur. It felt pretty good, and was actually starting to turn me on, but when she reached down and ran her tongue across my clit- that's what did it. I couldn't help but groan as if I'd tried to fit two males in there at once; I'd had my clit licked before, but never as well as this. It was... gentle, subtle, but it felt great! I looked over to find her suckling it, almost as if she was trying to give me a blow job; the thought of it made me shiver! "Oohhh, Swandir, hang on!" As good as it felt, I had an idea of my own. I held up a hand, with all the fingertips touching: "Put your hand like this, and try to slide it in like that." She looked surprised enough to stop, so I slid her paw out and held it up by the wrist. "I've tried it before," I lied, and took a long lick over her hand, "but I've never had it done by a female." I didn't really like the taste of my own juices, but I made sure to lick up and down and between her fingers, until I was sure it'd slide in easily. When I was done, I lied back down, spread my legs apart, and took a deep breath as she pushed her whole hand in. Now, I'd tried using extra-large dildos before, and I'd met a few guys who'd tried those urethrally-inserted temporary growth steroids, so I knew I could do this. I'd expect it to feel like some kind of plug; there was that same fun, tight-fitting feeling, but I could also feel her fingers wiggling around inside me. I couldn't help but hold her arm and help her in and out like a dildo, watching her smile as she fisted me to what felt like it was gonna be multiple orgasms. "Oh wow... How do you do that? It's... It's like..." It was like I was cumming already, I felt so wet. She even leaned up to suck on my nipple and pull the other one, but I didn't even care, so long as it felt good; and this was definitely the best fisting of my life! I didn't even bother trying to hold on to the edge; I just moaned out and let that incredible feeling wash over me. I mean, I'd figured she'd know what she was doing, but wow! It really was different from how it felt with a guy! It was as if she'd managed to get all my sex organs, inside and out! So, she slid her paw out and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "Wow," I gasped, "how'd you do that? Is that how guys feel when they're having buttsex?" She giggled and shook her head. "I don't know about males, but- how should I- there's this gland that helps you cum when you rub it; for males, they need buttsex, but for females, you just have to curl your fingers upwards, like this, to find it." She curled two of her fingers to show me, and moved them as if she was masturbating. "Here, why don't you try it on me, and I'll tell you if you've got it!" She leaned back and spread her labia open with one hand; I wrinkled my nose, but I slid a paw up her leg, like I did with males. I rubbed it gently around her body, making sure to touch her everywhere I could, before finally sliding it down to touch her vulva. She sighed out at the first touch and spread herself even more; I took a deep breath and slid a couple of fingers in. She got really wet pretty quickly, and definitely liked it. It didn't feel that different from whenever I wanted to get myself off, so I kept at it, pushing in and out, rubbing her clit with my thumb, and putting my other hand on her so I could feel her breathing. She leaned back on the bed and gasped, "That's it! Push up on the underside... Ooh, yeah!" I curled my fingers up and started rubbing around in circles; judging by the way she started moaning and getting even wetter, I figured I'd gotten it right. I could feel her muscles squeezing around my fingers, so I slipped a third finger in and made her moan louder. It was kinda fun, making a female cum for the first time, but I couldn't help but wonder if Staniel liked it as mu- "Ooh! Take 'em out!" "Huh?" I thought she was going to cum, but I was so surprised that I yanked my fingers out anyway. As it turned out, she did: not only did she start shivering like she was having multiple orgasms, her juices started spraying out all over the bed! She practically got some of it on me, and practically aimed for me with her second spray, right after the first. I couldn't stop smelling her, but she was just lying on the bed, shuddering happily in the afterglow, but I was too shocked to say anything but, "H-how'd you do that?" "Ahhh... Hmm?" She reached up and tried to hug me, but I didn't want her to... I also didn't want to admit how sexy that'd be if I had done it. "Look, it's just, you didn't warn me or anything; how'd you do that?" "Oh," she yawned, "It has to do with muscle contractions and the gland that the juices come out of, or something. If you rub it enough, that happens. I, uh, tried to do it with you, but it was kinda hard to do with my whole hand..." "That's fine, it was still hot." For good measure, I added, "I can always try for myself or ask Staniel to help me. He'd probably find it as sexy as I would, especially if I can get him in the face like that!" "Oh, and if you want to squirt more," she chuckled after we shared a laugh, "some of those porn stars actually pour water in there and force it out later. Gene told me abou- hmm," she let go of me and looked away, "we'd better go and see how he feels about everything." "Yeah, I should go and make up with Staniel... No offence, it was fun and all, I do wanna see you again sometime, but I'd take Hugglefuzz over a female any day." * * *
The sound and force of the shockwave blasted through the post-apocalyptic abandoned warehouse hidden in a hilly region of another planet. Staniel leapt clear and rolled, looking back to see if his target survived. There was no one to walk calmly out of the clearing smoke, so he dropped his spent Concussion Causer and took out his only remaining weapon: the standard handgun. "-not so much tentacles as really long, prehensile penises, so I mean, why kid yourself?" The Ursine cursed under his breath; that seductive enemy agent must have brought a teammate along to counter his own! Grinning to himself, the Bear waited, counting to himself, until the sound of her footsteps drew closer; sure enough, there was Leyha, holding every bomb she had in her arms, ready to throw them all at once. Leyha almost dropped her bombs in surprise as her adversary calmly stepped out from across the room, a single handgun pointed at her shoulder. "Hey, Leyha," he grunted, "that might've worked if you took me by surprise; but whatta ya gonna do if I just shoot your bombs?" She looked around in a panic, so he added, "What, you're gonna try and run away? Hey, Zwanda," he called out, "I've got her, so cut her escape off!" A Squirrel walked calmly up from behind her, managing to hold her Heat-seeking Harpoon Launcher akimbo all by itself. She nodded, still moving, and held her weapon up to point at Staniel. "You were right," she said to Leyha, "He does talk too much at this!" "Bu-wha?" he gulped, going flat-footed; "you're gonna team-kill me? Why?" "Uh, Hugglefuzz? Swandir's on my team; it was guys-against-girls, remember?" Staniel froze in place as the explosion a minute ago came back to him: so all along, Gene was- His sudden realization was cut short by a barbed explosive, a half-dozen bombs, and his treacherous mate's cheerful taunt: "'Rocket Jump', Hugglefuzz!"