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| It was after midnight when Devilah stepped out into the common room and sat before the fire.

"Hello?"

"Devilah! At last. Things haven't been going well down here."

"Oh no. What's happened?"

"The master is asking what's going on in Skyrim. I had to tell him about the Brotherhood." | |

| "Oh shit. Does he know about me?"

"Not yet. We need to keep it that way until you take your Hero too. How's your progress?"

"Almost there. We found the assassin's location finally. This should be over tomorrow."

"About time! You're sure you can take him after that then?" | |

| "He protests, but he was rock-hard earlier. The only thing holding him back is his need to keep this damned vow. I really think he likes me too!"

"Devilah! You're not supposed to_care_ if he likes you or not! All he has to do is LUST after you! Sentiment shouldn't be any part of it. For heaven's sake, that might lead to the L word if you're not careful!"

"I know, I know. But he's... so sweet sometimes. I know he lusts after me already. He just denies it."

"Are you quite sure you're still playing on our team Devilah? I swear if I lose my position, I'm going to hunt you down to the ends of the earth. An Intervention will be the_least_ of your worries!" | |

| "Oh, calm down flame-girl. He'll take me tomorrow after we finish off this 'Kitty' and then I'll have him. Even better if she turns out to be a Good. He'll feel all sad and angsty and conflicted. The master will give you an award if we manage this."

"Hey, where are you? You're in a_tavern_? Are mortals hearing us?!"

"Relax, I lobbed a time-bomb. They're in stasis," Devilah said, climbing atop one of the patrons as proof. | |

| "Oh. Well, that's better. Ok. I expect I'll know when he's ours then?"

"The Heavens will shake with our climax!"

"They'd better."

"Um... hey... can I ask a favor?" | |

| "What is it this time?"

"I... need some batteries."

"Batteries? For_what_?"

"Um... personal needs."

"You brought a_ vibrator _?" | |

| "Well... yeah. It gets lonely waiting for Stud to come around. You disapprove?"

"No way! I only wish I'd of thought of that when I was up there! Way to think ahead! But you said you should have him very soon, right?"

"Yeah but, well, he's not experienced with females at all. He probably won't know how to do me right, you know? Till I get him trained anyway."

"Ah. That's true. He'll probably burst before he gets inside." | |

| "So... those batteries?"

"I'll get them to you somehow. What size? AA?"

"No. D. Four of them."

"Oh my god, what have you got up there? Industrial strength jackhammer?!"

"Hey, I've got needs you know? And we_are_ created to be robust!" | |

| "That we are, Devilah, that we are. Four D cells coming right up."

"Copper top?"

"Hey, don't get picky, Sweet."

"Wish me luck tomorrow. One Hero is worth a hundred you said, right?"

"Good luck Devilah! I'm counting on you. Yup. 1 to 100 ratio and he's a prime catch at that."

"Ok. Devilah out." | |

| "Damn. It's not working," thought Devilah when she returned to their room. "I need Mr. Sparky. Or better yet, you, my cute Industrial Strength Jackhammer. I better just go to sleep I guess." | |