Omnipet: Island Life
Direct sequel to HiJacking Off. Story went in a different more intimate direction than I planned. It felt silly to try to shoehorn in coincidental events and character cameos just for a more connected narrative to the previous story. Maybe the next one will pick up what the other characters on the highjacked flight got up to.
Westley Steven West walks out of his hotel room completely naked. His pale human skin has already tanned a few shades darker from his constant exposure to the tropical island sun. The pet collar permanently locked around his neck is starting to leave a slightly embarrassing tan line. Well it would be embarrassing if he managed to return to normal human civilization.
Leading West by the leash attached to his collar is Phillip West. The seven foot tall omnipet Polar Bear has known West all his life. Phil started out small but an accelerated childhood pushed the genetically engineered Polar Bear to outgrow West within a few years. Phil and West both have fond memories of their childhood spent together. Phil accepted that he was the servant of West and has been loyal to him without really considering that there was any other option.
The roles have recently been reversed and Phil rationalizes treating West like his property is for the best to fit in. Phil reaches out to caress West's completely hairless body and decides the waxing was a good choice for West. His hand squeezes West's butt and he says, "I love you." West squirms in his flip flops and reluctantly replies, "I love you too." Satisfied that West has accepted his role as the pet, Phil checks his bag to make sure he packed everything they need and shuts the door.
The disparity in dress between the two of them isn't too big, since Phil is wearing his favorite arctic camo cargo shorts and nothing else. His white fur is cut short and really shows off his muscle definition. West runs his hand through his short brown hair and asks, "Should I maybe wear a hat or something?" Phil smiles and says, "I think you would look cute in nothing but a cowboy hat and some boots." The idea of wearing those tacky accessories while naked causes West's face to burn with embarrassment.
West presses the elevator button and holds his breath hoping it will be empty for the ride down. The door opens and a scrawny bobcat in only a festive shirt leers at him. West's eyes stare at the cat's exposed genitals. Phil gives a nod to the bottomless stranger and puts a large paw around West to usher him into the elevator. The ride to the ground floor is tense for West. He doesn't feel comfortable in confined spaces with unknown omnipets, knowing they could do anything to him without consequence.
They get off the elevator without incident and pass by the murals in the lobby. The naked human's reach up from their knees towards the dictator bull Henry Fischer. West looks away and they make their way outside the hotel to the path that leads to the beach. A sign proclaims, 'Pets must be kept on a leash.' West looks at the drawing of a naked human on his hands and knees with a leash being held by a dog woman in a bikini.
The waves wash up the beach with a calming sound and several of the genetically engineered anthropomorphic animal omnipets play in the water. Phil picks out an empty spot and extends the provided beach umbrella. He covers the chairs with beach towels and then pulls out the sunblock from his bag. Phil sits down and pulls West close. West closes his eyes and holds his breath as Phil blasts him with a fine mist of protection.
The act of applying sunscreen isn't something new to Phil, but it is new getting to rub it on his human's butt and genitals. West feels a bit of a thrill from the large paws rubbing the sunscreen into every inch of his naked body. Phil makes sure to rub under the collar to prevent sunburn there too. Phil smiles at the job well done as West sits in the chair beside him.
Phil stands and removes his shorts so he can really enjoy the ocean wind in his fur. He stuffs them into his bag and sits back down. Wanting to rub it in that nudity is optional for him, Phil asks, "You think I should start wearing swimsuits when we come to the beach?" West asks, "Why? You enjoy being naked." Phil remarks, "Well, you once said it was dumb, when I suggested we wear matching swimsuits." Phil hefts his balls with a smile and says, "We're matching right now." West rolls his eyes and stares out at the ocean.
After a while, Phil asks, "Feels pretty nice doesn't it?" West has to admit that he has grown used to his nudity and catches himself enjoying the feeling of the fresh air on his whole body. West answers, "Yeah."
The beach is full of morning activity and a sight catches West's eye. A human boy of about seven years old makes his way down the beach with a male siamese cat omnipet holding him on a leash. They both wear matching blue swim trunks. West feels very naked suddenly and casually places both hands in his lap to cover himself a bit.
Phil elbows West a little and says, "Hello there! Those are nice matching swimsuits." The boy waves enthusiastically and yells, "Bear!" The siamese cat has to grip tight on the boy's leash to hold him back from running up to Phil. The boy looks back at the cat and remembers to ask, "Daddy, may I pet him?" The cat says, "If you get his permission." The boy asks, "Hello bear sir. May I please pet you?" Phil is a bit miffed by the strange human child and answers, "Sure."
The leash is given a bit of slack and the child runs to the side of the chair to start petting Phil's nape. Phil enjoys the simple act and relaxes even more. West says with a tinge of jealousy at the boy's swim trunks, "I thought us humans had to be kept nude in public." Phil realizes this is the first kid he's seen on the island and asks the siamese cat. "Yeah, what's this kid's deal?"
The child is in his own world running both hands through the fur and the Siamese Cat answers, "The deal is that there are lines that just shouldn't be crossed. We can't have innocent human children running around naked." The boy exclaims, "Daddy, I'm naked when you give me a bath!" The cat replies, "I know! You're such a big boy that maybe you could start bathing yourself?" The child laughs and yells, "No!"
Phil is afraid to ask, "Where are his parents?" The siamese cat hefts his crotch bulge and proudly says, "I am his dad. I'm lucky enough to not be shooting blanks after my transplant. His mom is a husky, so that makes Josh my little son-of-a-bitch." The boy laughs at the phrase.
The cat runs his paws down the boy's shoulders and bends down to hug him. The little boy enjoys the feeling of the soft fur against him.
The cat gently tugs on the leash and says, "Come along, Josh. You've bothered the bear too much. He's trying to enjoy the beach." Josh waves goodbye and Phil can't help giving a little wave back.
Once they are out of earshot, West asks, "You think that kid thinks it's normal for all humans to be naked?" Phil replies, "You used to think it's normal for only omnipets to go naked. What normal is, changes based on the places you go." West states, "This is the real Island of Doctor Moreau." Phil says, "It's more ironic because the creatures are the ones experimenting on the humans."
Phil pulls on the leash in his hand and asks, "Anyway, will you be joining me in the water?" West stands up and says, "At least waist deep in the water, I can pretend I'm not naked." Phil reaches out to heft West's testicles and says, "You have such nice smooth balls. No need to be ashamed of showing them off." West doesn't pull away from Phil's intimate touches anymore. He has grown used to hearing lots of positive reinforcement about his body from Phil.
Phil stands up and walks towards the water with West. The sun warms their bodies quickly as they step out from the shade of the beach umbrella. They make their way through the smaller waves and stand chest deep in the salty ocean water. Phil stands close to avoid yanking on the leash. The small waves push against them and they grab hands to steady themselves against each other. West doesn't manage to avoid salty water in his mouth as a sudden large wave comes rolling in.
They play in the waves for a while and enjoy themselves before making their way back to their chairs. Phil shakes most of the water out of his fur, resoaking West. Phil pulls his towel off the chair and wraps it around West. Phil gently rubs the towel around on his human's body paying extra attention to the crotch. Phil is almost disappointed that West doesn't even get a semi-erection anymore from his teasing.
Phil throws the towel back over his chair and doesn't bother trying to dry his own body fur. A rapid series of dings interrupt the moment and West looks wide eyed at their bag laying against the umbrella pole. West practically dives for the bag and fumbles around searching for the comm. Phil stares at West's exposed butthole and dangling sack as the human bends over the bag, reaching for the bottom.
The comm device is pulled free and West rapidly taps on the screen. West exclaims, "It was working! There was a short gap in the satellite's jamming signals." Phil asks cautiously, "Did your message get out?" West frowns at the screen and holds up his comm to Phil. West glumly answers, "No." Phil hides a sigh of relief and reads the plea for help followed by the red, 'message undelivered' error.
West scrolls through the received messages from his relatives asking if he was on the missing flight. Phil suggests, "Maybe next time?" West tears up in frustration and gives Phil a tight hug. The human ignores the wet fur and lets out a muffled scream directly into the polar bear's chest. Phil pulls the comm out of West's hand and looks over the asinine messages. Phil uses his other hand to pat West on the back and wait it out.
Once West is back in control of himself, Phil suggests, "How about we get some of those drinks served in a coconut?" West looks up into Phil's eyes and nods. Phil discreetly turns the comm on silent mode and drops it into the bag.
It's a short journey up the beach to a shack serving refreshments. A blond human woman stands bored, chained to the shack. Phil holds up two fingers and says, "Two of those fancy coconut drinks please. Make mine strong and make the other a virgin for my friend here." The woman uses a cleaver to husk two coconuts.
West is already feeling better watching the nude woman's breasts bounce as she works. She mixes the alcohol in one and tops them with tiny umbrellas and straws. She hands the virgin drink to West. Phil lifts up his drink and says, "Thank you, ma'am." Once they turn around, Phil swaps the alcoholic drink with West's.
Slurping the alcohol calms West down. Phil suddenly asks, "Want to find some partners to have sex on the beach?" West looks around at the lack of humans relaxing on the beach and answers, "No." With a smile, Phil holds up the leash and says, "Then go tie yourself to the umbrella pole." West takes his leash and heads back to their umbrella while Phil heads towards a male black bear that caught his eye.
Phil takes a moment to eye the yellow board shorts of the bear as he approaches. Phil greets the bear, "Ahoy there, cousin." The bear returns the smile back at Phil and says, "Ahoy there yourself, nudie." Phil waves his balls at the bear and says, "There is too much sand to be wearing clothes at the beach." The black bear is interested in Phil and takes a few steps closer.
The black bear is only six inches shorter than the seven foot tall Phil. He has a bit of a tummy but it fits him well as a bear. The black bear's fur is cut short like Phil's, revealing sets of nipples running down his belly. Phil slurps his sweet drink as he wonders what type of penis hides under the bulge in the bear's shorts.
The bear offers a hand and says, "My name is Cody, Alpha-889." Phil grasps the shake and says, "Phillip West, naturally raised. Call me Phil." Cody's eyes go down to Phil's exposed sheath and balls while he replies, "Okay Phil." Phil cuts to the chase and asks, "Would you like to fuck me over there, while my pet human watches?" Cody answers, "Absolutely." Phil grins and heads towards the umbrella.
Phil calls out to West, "Hey West! Check out this cutie." West sees the black bear following behind and asks, "Are you about to fuck him?" Phil answers, "Actually, I want him to fuck me." West tries to hide his disappointment at Phil being such a willing bottom. Phil orders, "Now move my chair out of the way and make a bed in the shade with both our towels.
It is a bit of an annoyance for West to set up the area under the umbrella. He crawls around flattening out the towels while Cody and Phil watch him. West motions to the towels once he is done and says, "Okay then. Have at it." Phil leans in to lick Cody's muzzle and runs a hand on the bear's chest. Cody opens his mouth to suck Phil's coconut flavored tongue and hugs his hands around the polar bear to grip his butt.
Phil holds his coconut drink out for West to hold. The human presses it down into the sand to form a perfect cup holder.
The polar bear's white hand tries to pinch a nipple but fails to feel one. Phil pulls away from the kiss and rubs the dark spot that looks like a nipple. Cody says, "Sorry, they aren't real nipples. They are just tattooed on." Phil's hand slides around and he feels the faint scar of a removed waist port on the hip.
With curiosity, Phil grips the bulge through the board shorts and asks, "This is real though, right?" Cody answers quickly, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the equipment to have a fun time."
Phil slides down to his knees on the towel. He slowly unties the drawstring bow on Cody's yellow board shorts. The damp shorts pull down slowly to reveal an uncircumcised human penis and bald testicles. Phil places the testicles in his hand and inspects them.
Cody asks, "You like them? I'm still getting used to them." West asks, "Are those transplanted from a human?" Cody gives the human a dirty look and answers, "Yes. I deserve them more than he ever did." Phil looks at West and warns, "Stay quiet or I will have to punish you." West sits back in his chair and crosses his arms. There isn't anywhere more than six feet away that he could go while being leashed to the umbrella pole.
Phil turns back to the flaccid cock and licks his black tongue on the underside. Cody smiles at the pleasant sensation. Under Phil's manipulations, the cock quickly builds to a beautiful seven inch erection. Cody proudly says, "They made it even bigger on me." Phil is fascinated and asks, "You have full feeling in it?" Cody answers, "It feels different than I remember from my previous life's memories. But it still feels good when you lick it."
Phil engulfs the cock into his muzzle and Cody lets out quiet happy noises at the feeling as the muzzle bobs on it. Phil pulls off with a slurp and asks, "I know I said I wanted you to fuck me, but may I see your new anus just out of curiosity?" Cody lets his shorts finish falling to the sand and says, "I also have a prostate and everything now."
Cody turns around and spreads his butt to show off the pink human anus surrounded by bear fur. Phil marvels at the work of modern medicine while West leans in to get a better view. Phil says, "It's very nice. Would you like me to play with it a little?" Cody looks back with a smile and answers, "Just a little, if you don't mind."
Phil tickles a finger around the tailhole and then gives it a long lick. Cody moans loudly and pulls away. Cody looks a little embarrassed and says, "It's so sensitive!" Phil squeezes Cody's rock hard cock and says, "I'm ready, if you are."
Phil catches West staring and orders, "Slave, since you like watching so much, I need you to get hands on. Spread lubricant on his cock."
It's not a job West particularly wants to do but he knows Phil is only asking him to demonstrate compliance. West reaches into the bag and pulls out a bottle of lube. He squirts it into his left hand and leans over to grip Cody's erection. West pumps it a few times and tries to wipe as much lube as he can on it.
Not very many other people on the beach pay too much attention to the exhibition. Phil scrapes some of the remaining lube off West's hand and pokes a finger into his tailhole. West is somewhat thankful he wasn't forced to help with that. West reaches down to wipe off his hand on the corner of the towel and picks up his drink.
Phil knows what he wants and positions Cody on his back on the towel. Phil straddles the bear's crotch and lets the cock press against his tailhole. Cody grips Phil's thighs tight as his cock sinks in. The two bears take a moment to get used to being intimately connected.
A slow gyration starts the dance and Phil's erect black cock lewdly bounces in the air as he rides on top like a cowgirl. Cody's eyes are shut tight feeling every tiny movement. He pants heavily from the intense sensations. Phil reaches down to stroke his own cock as he finds the right motions.
West is watching again and Phil stares right back defiantly. West looks away and sips his drink. Cody begs, "Slow down. I'm about to cum." Phil keeps up the pace and replies, "Good." Cody grunts and moans in ecstasy as he is quickly pushed over the edge.
The cum begins to flow into Phil's tailhole and a proud sense of hedonism fills him. Cody gives tiny erratic thrusts with each spurt and moans unevenly. Phil looks around at the few spectators of their union. A goat, a dog, and a bull watch him. The goat has a nice bulge in his swimsuit while the yellow labrador has yet to make his arousal known in his shorts. A brown limousin bull wears only his fur and a dripping erection. A female zebra wears a very red bikini and watches from over the labrador's shoulder.
Phil points at the bull and asks, "Did you want to tag in?" The bull approaches. Phil rolls off the bear's cock and hands Cody his yellow swimsuit. Cody knows his moment is over and walks towards the ocean to rinse off. The bull looks down at Phil laying on his back and orders with a grin, "Get on your hands and knees, you big white slut." Phil gets into position and waves his eager butt in the air.
The bull's cock is thick but a reasonable length of 11 inches. No foreplay is involved as the complete stranger gets down on his knees, grabs the polar bear's hips, and slides his long cock in. The mixture of lube and cum from the previous occupant makes the bull cock slide in easily. Phil lets out a moan of pleasure as his hole gets stretched and prostate gets pressed against.
The bull takes a moment for the polar bear to get used to his girth. Phil uses the moment to take a long sip of his drink and the straw loudly sucks air when he gets to the bottom. West cuts his eyes at Phil enjoying himself so blatantly and is glad he is feeling tipsy from his own drink. The bull isn't gentle as he pulls his cock back and starts thrusting in.
It's confusing to West that his penis has grown hard from watching the exhibition. The bull's cock slicks and slops loudly into Phil. The contrasting sound can be heard over the calming sound of the waves crashing in. Phil reaches a hand over to touch West's leg and suggests, "How about you take a seat in front of me?"
West knows not to argue and gets out of his chair to sit cross legged on the towel right in front of Phil. The human's erection looms right in front of Phil's muzzle. West looks into Phil's eyes wondering if his bear is about to cross another line in their relationship.
Phil's body bumps forward rhythmically as the bull thrust into him. Phil states, "I'm gonna suck your cock now. You don't have to cum if this is too gay for you." West's cock is licked by the bear's tongue and he tries to keep a neutral face to hide how good it feels. Phil's long tongue slathers all over West's smooth hairless balls and around the base.
The bull right in front of West gives a snort and says, "Disgusting. Gonna take me twice as long to cum now." Phil enjoys the pounding in his tailhole as he licks the slightly salty human cock. West tries to stay quiet and endure the sexual assault as Phil's nose presses into his completely smooth pubis.
West's eyes rapidly look around to the omnipet's watching. The goat strokes his cock in anticipation of maybe getting a turn. The labrador pants and lets his erection tent his shorts. The female Zebra enjoys the sight of three men enjoying themselves on the beach and runs a finger around her bikini covered nipple. West starts to imagine it is her muzzle around his cock.
The fuck and suck lasts for a while. West is squirming in unwanted pleasure. The bull slaps the side of Phil's butt and says, "Here comes your prize." The bull pulls out and furiously strokes his slick bovine organ.
Like a firehose, milky white fluid shoots out of the cock and hits West in the face. West recoils and flails as a second spurt hits him in the chest and a third lands on the top of Phil's head. West's penis pops out of Phil's mouth as he scrambles backwards to get away. The collar around his neck, anchored by the leash, prevents him from going too far.
The watching crowd chuckles at the human's reaction. Anger and humiliation burns hot on his skin, as West glares at the large cock shooting cum all over Phil's back fur.
Phil smiles up at West in a blissful zen like state. The sand uncomfortably works its way into West's buttcrack as he tries to wipe the semen off himself with his hands. West wipes his hands on the towel under Phil in an attempt to use something more absorbent to get the cum off himself.
West holds his complaints, since nothing he would say about the situation matters to anyone present. The bull gives a satisfied sigh and says, "That was great. I'm gonna get me one of those coconut drinks to replenish all the milk I lost. Heh heh heh." The bull leaves the casual public sexual encounter without even a goodbye.
Phil rolls over on his back and strokes his black cock leisurely. The goat speaks up, "Looking to keep going, big boy?" Phil raises his legs in the air and says, "Yeah, I'm almost there." The goat isn't that bad looking with white fur, long horns, and a cute goatee. His average body is unremarkable, as he slides down his swim shorts to reveal a human penis and regular sized testicles swinging between his legs.
The goat takes up a position between Phil's legs and pulls each of the bear's legs over his shoulders. He presses his average sized erection into the eager tailhole. While not as long or thick as the bull, the cock feels great sliding in and out of the used hole. The goat smiles at West and says, "Don't worry, human. I plan on cumming inside." The thrusts are fast and rough as he pushes himself into the large polar bear.
West wants to run down to the water to wash himself off but knows he will have to endure until Phil finishes. West leans down to wipe his face on the towel again.
Phil thrust his cock eagerly into his paw and lets out grunts. West is at least glad his own erection has subsided. He grabs his drink and sucks it down as he waits. The labrador sidles up to West and asks, "Would you mind if I licked your human clean?" Phil looks at West upside down and says, "Do it."
The humiliation decreases as the dog licks his tongue around West's face. Having dog saliva on his face is an acceptable step away from drying bull semen. The dog is quick and West tries to ignore the tickling feeling.
The tongue goes down his body, lapping the cum off the smooth skin on his chest. West leans back on the sand to give the dog better access to his body. The labrador's hand goes to West's back and pulls him in his lap sideways. The other hand fondles West's balls a little as he licks the nipples. West can't help but let out a little moan at the stimulation. The dog finishes with a friendly smile and says, "I'm honored to get a taste of Durrack's seed." West wonders if he should know who Durrack is.
The dog holds West between his legs and leaves his paw on West's balls. It only reminds West of the clothing disparity as he feels the dog's swimsuit press against his body. Together they watch Phil get pounded in his tailhole. The alcohol and teasing sensation of the dog's touch has West rock hard again. With his inhibitions lowered his hand wanders down to his cock. Phil watches West and suddenly asks, "Oh, now you are eager to participate?" West pulls his hand away and says, "No." Phil just smiles as his body rocks back and forth with the goat's thrusts. West's erection flags in the air, as the dog continues to massage his balls.
The goat pumps away into the bear's sloppy tailhole. The stimulation gets to be too much and Phil squeezes his cock tight. He holds his mouth open and lets his own seed spray across his tongue. West recoils in slight disgust as he watches the sticky white seed sloppily land around Phil's muzzle. The goat under his tail lets out a laugh and says, "Oh yeah!" With a few hard thrusts, the goat lets loose his own orgasm. Phil rides out the experience proudly.
The zebra applauds the action. The dog lets go of West to join her clapping. Everything is a mess of cum and Phil feels no shame in his public exhibition. Phil is left sticky and panting as the goat slowly pulls out. A trail of cum leaks out Phil's tailhole to drip onto the towel.
Phil looks at the dog cuddling up to West and says, "We should probably rinse off in the showers." The dog unties the leash from the umbrella and hands it to Phil. The dog says, "You know how to put on a show. Maybe we'll see you around again?" Phil nods politely. The goat pulls up his shorts and just grins at them. West feels a streak of embarrassment as drops of cum leak out of Phil when he gets to his feet. With the leash in his hand, Phil slowly pulls West towards the nearby shower area.
A few people give Phil's cum matted fur looks. Phil just smiles back at them. The outdoor shower is nothing more than a pole on a concrete slab. West has rinsed off at beach showers before, but it feels different doing it naked in public. Phil selects a provided shampoo bottle from a nearby shelf and turns on the water. Phil uses his public persona and orders, "Get to work." Phil ducks his head under the water to start dissolving all the salty cum. West frowns as he rubs his hands around Phil's cum covered muzzle.
The leash dangles at West's feet as he massages the white fur. Phil gives the bottle a good squeeze between his ears and closes his eyes. The suds start to flow as West works his way down Phil's body. It reminds West of his childhood. His dad encouraged him to shower together with Phil. West was eager for any chance to touch and explore his new omnipet's body. The times have changed and West is extremely conscious of the people watching them now.
West works his fingers around the bear's body and is glad Phil cut his fur short. He gets down to the waist and whispers, "Do you really want me to scrub your butthole too?" Phil pauses scrubbing his chest to look back and answer, "Of course." West numbs himself to how gross this is and scoops lots of suds on his hand. He slowly presses his hand between Phil's legs until he touches the back of the ballsack. West forces himself to repeat the motion a few more times until the area is soaped up. The legs are easy and West breathes a sigh of relief that he made it through. The concrete hurts his knees as he reaches Phil's paws.
Phil turns around to say, "How about we take a long walk down the beach? I'm sure it's worth looking around the marina over there?" West is left with the polar bear's sheath and balls inches from his face. West keeps in his character and answers, "Yes Master." Phil pets the side of West's face lovingly with his hand as he looks down at the human face next to his genitals.
Not wanting to torture the spoiled human, Phil steps under the water and starts rinsing himself. West runs his hands around the back fur to make sure the shampoo is completely out. Phil steps away from the shower and shakes himself to get most of the water out. West is quick about running his hands over his own body to make sure he's gotten the sand out of his butt crack.
Phil uses a finger to scoop up the leash and they walk back to their umbrella. Phil drips a puddle of water in the sand as he surveys the mess he made. He picks up his satchel bag and says, "I'm not drying myself off with those dirty towels. As long as we walk on the beach, I don't think anyone will mind us wearing our matching swimsuits." Phil pulls him into a wet hug and slaps West's bare butt a few times.
It's hard not to smirk at Phil's humor and West just enjoys the wet arms around him. West feels a strange comfort in the loving hug and presses his naked body into it. Phil suddenly asks, "Are you mad at me for forcing you to let me suck your dick?" West answers, "No. You were having fun and wanted to include me." Phil says, "I can finish you off if you want?" West pushes himself away from the wet polar bear and says, "No thank you." Phil smiles and says, "Make up your mind about sex stuff. You turned down my suggestion to get you a chastity cage to let everyone know you are off limits." West looks down at the dirty towels and says, "Well, it's difficult to explain, you're like a younger brother to me and I'm not gay." Phil says, "A mouth is a mouth. Would you really rather a stranger of the opposite gender suck your cock than the person who knows you the most?" West doesn't answer the question and starts folding up the dirty towels.
The moment hangs in the air as Phil holds his bag open for West to stuff the towels back in. Phil adjusts the bag to lay against his hip and then motions for West to hand him the empty coconut drink. Phil uses the strength in his arms to rip open the coconut and pulls off a hunk of the white nut. He holds the bite out to West. Like a good pet, West lets his new master put it in his mouth. They start to walk and with his mouth full of coconut, West raises his empty cup and asks, "Master, do you think we could stop and get a refill on mine?" Phil crunches coconut between his teeth and answers, "Sure."