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A few hours later...

Sarkis opened his eyes, having just had a nap for the past few hours. He sat upright and looked over to the other side of the room to see Taleen licking a silver bowl. Besides the weavile was another bowl filled with fruit, and a plate with two big pieces of meat on it. There were also three bottles of wine next to her "Those things weren't there before." Sarkis said as he pointed to the food and drink next to the weavile.

Taleen put down the silver bowl and licked her lips before saying, "Oh, I thought you two might be hungry, so I stole some stuff for you to eat."

"Oh... Well, thanks." Sarkis said as Taleen pushed the fruit bowl, some wine, and the plate with meat on it over to him.

"It's so nice to have someone around that doesn't care if something is stolen." Taleen said with a smile.

"I can't really stand on any moral high ground after all the dirty things I've done." Sarkis stated as he grabbed a green apple and took a bite out of it.

"Dirty things? What like?" Taleen inquired as she grinned.

"Well I once got into a foursome with..." Sarkis stopped speaking as soon as he noticed Rulf now waking up.

Rulf now opened his eyes and almost instantly, his eyes locked onto the food in front of him. "Err, is this for us?" he asked Taleen who then nodded in response. Rulf then happily ate and drank like there was no tomorrow. After finishing the food and talking for a while, they left the cave to go searching for the mine. They all wanted their treasure as soon as possible.

Many hours passed, and the sky quickly grew dark. The three of them were walking in the woods, Taleen led the others. As Taleen led the two men following her to the mine, one of them was thinking some very dirty thoughts about the weavile leading them, and said them out loud to the man next to him. "I wonder what she looks like without those fur shorts of hers." Sarkis said to the human.

"Must you always be so perverted? Even the men I fought beside were not as perverted as you, and they really liked their women." Rulf told him.

"If they also liked men, they would've got laid more often." Sarkis replied with a smirk.

"Not everyone likes men as much as you do. In fact, I don't think women like men as much as you do!" Rulf exclaimed.

"And that's their problem. A lot of women are dull and boring. They need a good man or another woman to brighten their day up... With hot steamy sex." Sarkis said whilst he rubbed his paws together, twisting his staff in between them as he smiled widely, and his mind began to wonder.

"Try not to drool too much." Rulf responded as he chuckled to himself a little.

Sarkis looked back to Rulf and now whispered. "Imagine walking in on Taleen whilst she's pleasuring herself, it must be hard for her with those claws of hers."

"Aren't you worried about her hearing you?" Rulf whispered back to him.

"No, she hasn't looked back once in all the time we've been talking. She probably wouldn't even notice us being attacked... Anyway, speaking of her, she's got a cute butt... So have you." Sarkis said to him, keeping a low voice.

Rulf wasn't sure of what he should say. He didn't know whether to take that as a compliment or just to yell at him just for looking at his butt. He bet Sarkis had been looking for quite a while too. "Err... if you say so." Rulf replied almost shyly.

Sarkis chuckled before he asked, "If you had the opportunity, would you bang Taleen?"

"You don't wait around do you?" Rulf said to him as he smirked.

"Life is short, might as well enjoy it while you can. So, would you?" Sarkis inquired.

"Maybe if I got to know her a little more, then yeah." Rulf responded.

"I'd make love to her even if she didn't say a word at all. Just as long as she enjoys it, and I enjoy it too, I'm happy." Sarkis told him as he smiled.

Just as Rulf was about to say something, Taleen turned around and said something they both weren't expecting. "Well maybe sometime we could have a threesome and screw each other's brains out!" she said loudly as she grinned, before turning around and walking forwards again.

Sarkis and Rulf both looked back at each other with surprised expressions on their faces before a certain Lucario then exclaimed, "When?"

Taleen then thought for a while before saying, "Hmm, after I get my share of treasure so you don't screw me in more ways than one!"

"Then let's make haste!" Sarkis shouted with excitement in his voice.

"We're here now!" Taleen said with a smile on her face as they all came closer to the mine entrance, held securely open with strong looking wooden support beams.

Rulf noticed something, there were tools lying around, pick axes, shovels and various other tools and equipment were just on the floor which led to the question he then asked Taleen. "Why did the workers abandon this mine if there is treasure down there?" Rulf asked her.

"Oh, the workers were crazy and said some undead creature chased them away. They're just crazy, now let's go!" Taleen said in an excited tone of voice before stopping after realizing just how dark that mine is. "Err, right after we've got some light in there!" she quickly added as she looked around. It didn't take them long to find two un-burnt torches and a lantern. After a little help from Sarkis in lighting them, they then walked down into the mine.

Rulf led the way down into the mine. He wore his shield on his left arm and held a torch in his right hand. Sarkis was just behind Rulf, holding his staff in one paw and a lantern in the other. Taleen was behind the two men the whole time, holding up her torch and following as she sniffed the air. She caught the scent of something coppery, but did not comment about it. Rulf didn't like this place, the mine seemed vast, yet there were no workers despite all the tools left lying around. "They must have been in a rush to get out of here." Rulf thought out loud.

"Who wouldn't be?" Sarkis begun, "I, myself, prefer to be inside damp, dark places. However, I feel like there's a nasty surprise waiting for us here."

"Probably right about that." Rulf replied.

Taleen then exclaimed, "Maybe the workers got killed by an undead monster! Or maybe bandits? Or maybe one of the miners got pissed and started swinging around a pick axe!"

Rulf didn't like how loud she was being, but he didn't want to tell her to be quiet just in case she got angry. He wasn't sure how a weavile like her might react to being told what to do. "If a miner starts swinging a pick axe at me, he's going to have a real big problem." Rulf stated before looking back at Sarkis and saying, "If we run into trouble, don't start flinging around those aura spheres your kind are so fond of, we don't want the damn mine falling down on our heads."

"You sound as if you don't think I know how to fight in mines and caves, I do it all the time." Sarkis said, sounding sarcastic.

Rulf was about to say something, but suddenly, they all felt very cold, almost as if they stepped out of a dense jungle and into a glacier. Just then, all three of them noticed something, light coming from the end of the mine. They all thought someone must be down there with them. As they all walked down the mine, they found themselves no longer in a mine, but in a tomb. They stepped into a room the miners must have accidentally tunneled into. The room was big, the walls, floor and ceiling were made of big sand colored blocks, and there were two doors to the left and right of the room. A big bowl-shaped burner in the middle of the room illuminated everything with golden flames.

Sarkis walked up to it to see what was burning inside it, but he couldn't see anything inside it. "That's... irregular. Magic, maybe?" Sarkis said as he now looked very confused.

Rulf then looked over to the door to his right that was made out of very dark, very old looking wood. "Be ready, I don't think we're alone in here." Rulf said as he walked over to the door, and slowly pushed it open.

Sarkis and Taleen watched him walk into the room before they followed him. They were both stunned at what they saw next. At the very end of this room, there was what appeared to be a solid stone sarcophagus on a raised platform of three stairs. The sarcophagus lid which appeared to be a simple large slab of rock, was right next to it, on the floor. Around the sarcophagus were what seemed to be golden candle sticks, with lit candles in them, Sarkis was the first one to say something. "I bet those candle sticks are worth quite a lot." Sarkis commented as he began wondering just how much they'd sell for.

Taleen shook her head angrily. "This better not be all there is in this stupid place!"

Rulf was silent as he approached the sarcophagus, he remembered Taleen saying something about the miners running away from something undead. He didn't believe such creatures existed, but if they did, this would be the kind of place they would lurk in. He stepped up one of three stairs leading to the stone, when he heard a demonic roar coming from the stone sarcophagus. Rulf hastily backed away and threw his torch to one side as he drew his axe and got into a combat stance, with his shield raised.

For a few seconds, everything was silent, until they heard the same demonic roar, this time from behind them. They all spun around to see an undead human, standing at seven feet tall. It wore dark red robes and a golden crown on its head. The creature's eyes were blood red and had fingernails that looked more like claws now. The skin of the undead creature was gray, and looked like it was still decomposing. Most of the nose had already rotted away, and there were no lips to hide the sharp yellow teeth that were still firmly in the creature's jaws.

Despite never encountering a creature like this, Rulf knew exactly what it was. "Lich!" Rulf shouted as he swung his axe vertically, cutting through the lich's robes on his chest. Rulf was about to strike again, but he quickly raised his shield to protect his head. The lich let out another roar and slammed its fist into the human's shield. Although it was only a punch, the force that was sent through his shield made him feel as though he had been hit by a war hammer.

Sarkis quickly tried to spear the lich with his staff, but in a flash, the lich disappeared, and reappeared just behind the lucario. He spun around, only to be grabbed by his neck and lifted off his paws. He dropped his staff and began kicking at the air as he frantically tried to shake himself loose from the undead creature's grip. He felt like if the lich held his neck any tighter, his throat would easily be crushed.

The lich held the lucario for a few seconds, using him as a shield against the human. Out of seemingly nowhere, the lich felt claws tearing away at his robes and flesh on his back. The lich threw the lucario towards the human and turned around to see a weavile with a furious look on her face. Rulf dropped his axe as the lucario's back hit his chest. Rulf fell back on the hard floor from the impact as Sarkis coughed hard, and rolled himself off the human. Rulf quickly got back on his feet, but couldn't find his axe.

Taleen ducked, dodging a punch thrown by the lich as she slashed at creature's shin and quickly turning around to run. But before she knew it, she found the lich had teleported in front of her, it grabbed her by both sides of her head, lifting her off the ground as it let out a deafening shriek whilst it pressed hard on her head. Taleen looked into its deep red eyes as her claws dug into the lich's arms. She was struggling as it felt like the lich was trying to crush her skull. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Rulf, who swung his shield towards the lich's face, bashing the undead creature's cheek and knocking out a few sharp yellow teeth. The hit dazed the lich who dropped Taleen and stumbled backwards towards Sarkis. The lucario slammed his wrist spike into the creature's back. The lich gave out one final shout before it fell to its knees, and got its throat slashed open by Taleen. It was still alive, but that didn't last long as Rulf used his shield to bash the lich directly in the face, causing the neck of the undead creature to snap. Sarkis jumped back, thinking it was still alive and looking at him with its head dangling behind it's back, but he eased up as the lich fell forwards on the ground, deader than when they first found it.

Sarkis looked down at the body and kicked it slightly. "I'd say it's dead, but it was dead when we were fighting it too. And you said this was a lich? What's that?" the lucario asked.

"Dead kings or queens, tyrants, people of importance or real bad people. In our stories back at home, they usually turn to spirits to keep themselves alive. It kind of works, but the spirit becomes corrupt if it isn't already, and does most of the thinking for them. They live within the dead person's body, I think they can live forever, but I'm not so sure." Rulf said as he now looked around the floor for his axe which he quickly found.

"What's the point if you end up looking like this guy? Let's face it, he wasn't going to get laid with a body like that. I bet his dick has rotted off too. Maybe that's why he was so pissed." Sarkis said with a chuckle.

"If I were him, I'd be worried about not having blood in my veins." Rulf stated as he had a small chuckle.

Just then, Sarkis looked around, and saw the crown from the lich's head was missing and the Weavile was nowhere to be seen. "Ohh shit!" Sarkis exclaimed as he thought, 'She's screwed us over!'

"What!?" Rulf exclaimed as he quickly looked around himself, half expecting to find some undead horror behind himself.

"Where did she go to?" Sarkis quickly questioned Rulf before he heard a familiar female voice behind himself.

"Mean me?" Taleen asked.

Sarkis looked behind himself, and both Rulf and himself were shocked at what the saw. Taleen was wearing many jeweled necklaces and bracelets, as well as a big smile on her face. Rulf gave her a puzzled look as he asked, "Where did you get all those?" Rulf asked her.

"The other room! We're rich! Rich as a lich!" the excited weavile exclaimed before she giggled hysterically.

Without a word, the two men rushed over to the other room, finding the door open. As soon as they entered the room, they knew they would never have to worry about money ever again.

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Author's notes: Hope you all liked this! And thank you to BigBossSonic and Hironada for editing this!