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Frederick Howard was a simple-minded 20-year-old. That didn’t mean that he was dumb or stupid, he just had a simple way of looking at life.

If you asked him about the meaning of life, or in life after death, he’d just reply with “I dunno, life’s too short to worry about that stuff. Just jerk-off and carry on”.

Rick lived by that mantra, or in other words, he was an avid masturbator. However jacking off is not always the answer to all of life’s questions, as he would learn first-hand on a lazy Sunday evening.

This particular evening began like any other, Rick was in the middle of his fourth daily jerkoff session when his younger brother knocked on his door.

“W-what is it?!” He exclaimed once he had minimized all the porn in his laptop’s screen.

“Rick! It’s the ghost! It’s making weird noises in my bedroom again!” Tom Howard was just a year younger than his elder brother, but due to their parents’ divorce and their father’s habit of going out for a drink and not returning until three days later the nineteen-year-old always saw Rick as his true and only paternal figure. Just like his older brother, Tom had short brown hair and an average body build.

“It’s not that I don’t believe you, but were you watching that TV show about haunted buildings again?”

“No...” Said his little brother. “I mean yes, but I’m completely sure it’s not a rat this time.”

Rick sighed. Since his younger brother had learnt that their house’s previous owner had died on his own room he had become obsessed with the idea of a ghost haunting his bedroom. He had tried to convince him that ghosts didn’t exist but...

“You still don’t believe me? But the guy who used to live here died in completely inexplicable and paranormal circumstances!” Said the undignified little brother.

“He just had an heart attack...” Replied Rick.

“That’s what THEY want you to think...”

“‘They’?” Rick asked. ‘They’ who?”

“The government, duh!”

Rick had enough of his brother’s paranoia. “Let’s make a deal. Let’s switch rooms for the night. If I don’t see any ghosts prancing around my bed during the night you’ll have to promise me we won’t talk about this ‘ghost’ ever again.”

“Mmm...That doesn’t sound that bad, I haven’t had proper sleep in weeks. But I wouldn’t want you getting assassinated by a murderous ghost...” His brother said.

“I’ll be fine, ghosts aren’t corporeal anyway. They don’t scare me.”

“Wow, I wish I were as courageous as you!”

And so that night after Rick made dinner for the two of them and and both of them brushed their teeth like every other night the two brothers said goodnight to each other and retired into each other’s room.

Obviously Rick brought his laptop along, he still had two more fapping sessions left before going to bed and he needed all the porn he could get hold of.

Rick’s eight inch long cock was about to erupt like a semen volcano when Rick realized he had forgotten to bring over his box of tissues. Maybe Tom kept some inside his drawers, he did have a cold not long ago after all! However when Rick searched the drawers he found something unexpected.

“A condom?! Why would my innocent younger brother have a condom in his drawer?!”

Of course Rick thought like that because he wouldn’t ever imagine his little brother losing his virginity before him. He examined the plastic more closely.

It was out of his wrapper, but it looked dry and unused. But more interestingly it was a large size. Rick had seen his brother dick’s more than once and he knew very well he wasn’t as well-endowed as him.

Who knows, maybe the condom was from the house’s previous owner. They hadn’t replaced the old furniture so it was a possibility. Besides, Rick was positively sure Tom wouldn’t even know what the use for this piece of plastic was.

What was most strange of all was that this little thing is coincidentally just what Rick needed.

Rick took the condom and returned to his seat, his cock still throbbing with excitement. When he put it over his dick it felt strangely fitting. Not too tight, not too loose, it was just perfect, as if the condom had been custom-made exclusively for his manhood.

“It’s funny how anticonceptives have evolved so much over the last few years.” Thought Rick and then nonchalantly he proceeded to beat off his eight-inch-long uncircumcised piece of meat.

The inanimate piece of plastic hugged his dick with intensity as the first drops of precum began to fill it. Through the plastic Rick’s cum gained a slight shade of purple in its color. A bright, almost flourescent purple.

It was quite the spectacle but Rick eyes were too busy going cross-eyed while staring at the ceiling right now.

“Aghh...Almost...there...” He grunted. Wow, it had been a long while since the last time he had been this rock-hard. The hug from the condom became tighter and stimulated his cock at the right time at the right places. Holy fuck, it was like fucking a self-aware fleshlight!

“Shiiiiit...Here it comes...!” Rick felt the familiar tingling sensation all over his body. His cock erupted, filling the condom with his seed, and Rick just stood there catching his breath.

“Holy fuck, that was nice...”

It sure was, time had seemed to freeze during his orgasm. But damn, he wished it had lasted longer.

“Daaaaamn right, dude! Phew, I’m wasted!”

...Rick hadn’t said that.

“What the...?! Who’s there?!” Called out Rick. “Have you spying on me all this time?!” That sure would have been embarrassing.

“Your sperm tastes so spicy...What did you have for dinner? Mexican? I kind of like it...It makes me feel so ALIVE!”

Rick felt bubbles coming out from inside his condom as the voice spoke. It couldn’t be...

He looked through the cum-filled piece of plastic and he could make out a small smiling face made of his own cum staring at him.

“Hi! Thanks a lot for your cum, bro. I had been sitting all dry inside that drawer for at least...months? Years? It feels great recovering my senses after all that time! It’s like I’ve been reborn!”

Rick did the most sensical thing: he removed the talking condom from his dick and threw it away as far as he could. The plastic flied across the room until it fell. It made quite a splatting sound. If it were an animal it would have been the sound of its blood leaving its body, but considering this was a condom it was the sound of the cum leaving its insides.

“Ouch! Watch it!” Said the talking condom. To Rick’s amazement it stood up. It began to hop on top of the stains of cum it had left on the carpet trying to reabsorb it, but the carpet was faster than it. “Look what you have done! Do you want me to get all dry again?”

“What...the hell...are you...?” Said Rick as he put on his underwear.

To Rick’s further amazement the condom began to...fly all over the room. Yes, it was a flying condom. Or rather, Rick’s cum was doing the flying around thing, the condom seemed to be just a container or a shell.

The strange flying thing hovered around until it “parked” on the air in front of Rick’s freaked out face.

“I’m Dom!” Said the small face inside the condom.

“Dom?”

“Yes! As in con-Dom!”

Rick facepalmed at the lame pun. “Well, I’m Rick, as in Frede-Rick, and I haven’t asked you for your name, I mean, WHAT are you?”

“I’m just your average ectoplasmic phenomena, dude!”

“Uh-uh...” Rick wondered if he was going insane. “So...”

“...I’m a fucking ghost. There, I said it!”

“A ghost?! So my brother was right?!”

“You mean the guy who looks like a younger you who opened the drawer now and then and no matter how I tried to cry at him for help he never came inside me?”

“...Yeah, that one. So you’re haunting us?”

“I’m not haunting you! I’m just haunting this condom. You see, I used to live in this house...”

“You’re the previous owner who died in mysterious circumstances?!”

“Sort of. It happened on a dark and stormy night. I was jacking off furiously when suddenly...”

The ghost went silent all of a sudden.

“...When suddenly?”

“I dunno. I must have had a heart attack or something.”

Rick was speechless. “...So you died by masturbation?”

“Don’t look at me like that! Dude, have you ever had a orgasm so great you felt like your soul was being spewed out from your cock and into the condom you were using to jack off...?”

“So your spirit became trapped inside the condom?...” Rick had a realization. “That means the condom was used by you?! Yuck!”

“Yup, unfortunately not much later my insides became dry and I slowly began to lose my consciousness until I was the inanimate condom you found. It was terrible! Everything was pitch-dark and no matter how much I screamed nobody came to help me...Thank goodness someone finally used me!”

“So, let me get this straight...You need semen inside you to live?”

“Yes! It’s, like, the fluid that gives birth to life, you know? It’s magical, man!”

“I’m guessing that’s just because you’re a possessed condom...”

“Hey! Don’t talk to me like I’m just some object! Besides, that’s a lot of questions you’re asking, I assert my right to ask you something for once!”

Rick seemed doubtful. He still didn’t believe anything he had heard. This probably was just a dream anyway. “So what do you want to ask?”

“Did you like it?”

“Wha...?”

“Did you like fucking my hole? Did you like how I became the perfect size for you? Did you like how I massaged your huge dick until I tasted that glorious cum?!” Asked Dom with piercing eyes.

“Uh...Well...I...It left me speechless!”

“Fair enough!” Said Dom happily. “I’m glad you liked it, after all, now that your cum is my blood we have a special bond...FOREVER.”

“You’re scaring me...”

“Ah, don’t worry man. It’s not forever, it’s just UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE.”

“Stop talking with that tone of voice!”

“WHAT TONE OF VOICE?!?!”

*Knock, knock!*

Oh crap! It was Tom!

“Hey big bro, is it all alright? I heard screaming...” The voice of Tom said behind the door.

“Everything is fine! Go back to bed! There aren’t any ghosts here!”

Tom opened the door anyway. Rick braced for the worst, but when his younger brother came into his room there was no trace of Dom.

“So it’s true. Aww...” Said Tom.

“Why do you sound so disappointed? You want to have your brother killed by a killer ghost or something?”

“It’s not that, it’s just, nah, forget it...” Tom left the room, not hiding his disappointment.

“Don’t blame him.” Said Dom coming out from under the bed. “He just wants to experiment with a real ghost. I can smell it. He wants to do sick stuff to me, Freddy!”

“And here I thought he actually was scared...” Said Rick. “And don’t ever call me Freddy.”

“I think Freddy sounds cuter.” Said Dom with a smile. Then his liquid facial expression got more serious. “Anyway, don’t you think it’s quite late?”

It was true, it was getting quite late and there were classes tomorrow.

“Yeah, I should sleep, but there’s lots of things I have to ask you first...”

“Nope, it’s late. Considering that when I died I was like, ten years older than you are right now, it’s my duty to be the paternal figure.”

Rick had his suspicions. “Why are you so interested in my well-being all of a sudden?...”

“I’m just showing care for the guy who saved my spectral butt by forcibly grabbing my unconscious body by the head and then fucking my hole until you spewed all of your sperm inside me.”

Rick’s eyes went all wide. “You make it sound like I raped you! I feel terrible now...”

“Nah, I enjoyed it. Now, time to sleep! Tomorrow will be a very special day!” The condom flied behind Rick’s back and gently pushed him towards the bed.

“What happens tomorrow?”

“It’s a surprise! But I can’t get to work if you are awake, I work just like Santa you know?”

“Uh? But I...Well, you’re just an hallucination anyway, if I’m lucky you’ll be gone the moment I wake up.”

“That’s the spirit!” Said Dom. “Well, no, the spirit is me, but you know what I mean. Yes, get under the covers like that...No, no, don’t worry, I’ll turn off the lights for you. There. Good night, sweet Freddy!”

“Don’t call me Freddy...”

Rick felt something cold on his cheek. Did Dom just give him a goodnight kiss? Yuck.

Not much later Rick fell into dreamland. He had horrible nightmares that night. He dreamed of his little brother baking a chocolate cake that didn’t taste that good, of his father making a scene in front of his friends, and of having to write an essay about the economical crisis completely in German.

The usual stuff, but when he awoke the next morning he found his briefs damp and sticky. Damn, did he had a nocturnal emission from such low-quality dreams?

The good news were that the talking condom wasn’t in his room anymore. Rick sighed with relief, turns out he wasn’t going crazy after all!

After changing his underwear and dressing up he went downstairs for breakfast. Tom was already there in the kitchen, eating some toast.

“So, did you hear any strange moans?” Asked his little brother.

“Moans?” Rick had dirty thoughts about that.

“You know, ghosts? In my room?”

“Ah, of course not. See? Turns out your room wasn’t being haunted after all.” Rick wasn’t about to traumatize his brother with crazy fantasies about talking condoms.

Both brothers finished their breakfast without saying much else and were good to go to the bus stop. Each brother took classes in different buildings but both took the same bus, so it was nice having someone to talk to on the way to class.

However, Rick didn’t talk much that particular morning. He was still thinking about that crazy dream involving the talking condom. Worse still, the damp feeling on his underwear had returned. Why? His cock wasn’t even hard!

It was like a leaking faucet. No matter how much he tried to hold it in, a small drop of sticky semen always seemed to drop out. Nobody on the bus seemed to notice (it’s not like Rick was going to spontaneously drop his shorts) but he felt very self-aware. It was like going through puberty all over again.

***

The first class was Geometry. Rick sat on his desk with a red face. The teacher’s speech sounded like a distant blur. Rick couldn’t concentrate on what the teacher was saying at all, he could only think about his penis. More precisely his rock-hard erection.

“Go down, go down...” Rick muttered. But his erection didn’t subside: his penis was eager to play.

“Oh for fuck’s sake...” The boy crossed his legs so his erection would be less obvious to the rest of the class but no matter how he positioned his legs his cock always managed to stick out. Rick hoped no one noticed the giant tent under his desk.

It was during one of these legs maneuvers when shit got real. Alarm bells rang on Rick’s head as he felt a breeze on his dickhead. He looked down under his desk and saw the tip of his cock peeking out from the left leg of his shorts.

The mischievous cock was leaking cum like crazy. Rick could smell the musk of his own manhood and that made his erection stick out even more from his shorts.

He was sweating a lot, but fortunately no one of his peers had seemed to notice his manhood’s blatant exhibitionism. Trying not to attract too much attention, Rick returned his gaze to the blackboard and casually put his hand inside his left pocket in order to adjust his cock. But when he did...

“Oh, you gotta be shitting me!” Just when Rick was about to grab his cock, the smelly snake retreated back inside his shorts by itself...Just to slide out from the opposite leg!

“Shhh!” Reprimanded the teacher.

Rick’s face was red with embarrassment. He had no idea what was happening to him today. He should’ve had a quick wank before coming to class...

“Psst! Hey!”

Rick looked to the classmates around him, but none of them had seemed to call for him.

“Down here, Freddy-boy!”

Rick glanced down and saw that his penis was now peeking up from the waistband of his shorts. His shaft was slightly twisted to the side, and his urethra was curved in a...smile?

“Surprise! It’s me, Dom!” Said a familiar voice from inside his peehole.

“AHHH!”

“SHHHHH!” Reprimanded the teacher once again.

Rick was freaking out. How the hell...?

“Psst! Freddy!”

Rick acted like he couldn’t hear his talking penis. “This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening, this can’t be happening...You’re not even supposed to exist...”

“Listen! This is going to be some awesome crazy fun!”

“How and why are you inside my penis?” Rick made sure to keep his voice low.

“I just pushed my ectoplasmic butt down your urethra while you were asleep. Basically I’m possessing your cock and balls.” Dom wiggled his shaft and gently rubbed his testicles together as he said this. He seemed proud of his abilities. “I’m not limited to a condom you know, I can possess anything that makes the cum on my veins tick.”

“But let’s get down to business, Freddy-boy...” Rick’s possessed cock said. “Tell me...Who do you like?”

“Huh?” Rick was taken aback with that question.

“C’mon, you’re in a classroom full of young studs on their hormonal prime. You must already have someone in bullseye.”

“HUH?!” Rick’s face was even redder now.

It was so sudden. Normally his penis was the one who decided who he was attracted to, not the other way around. It was kind of awkward.

“And yes, I already know you are gay. I could tell because of the porn video you were fapping to last night and the way you seemed to enjoy fucking my manly plastic hole without asking me for my consent.”

“But you said you enjoyed it as well!” The boy rebutted.

“Tell that to the judge, sicko.”

“Stop embarrassing me!” Rick cried out loud.

The teacher seemed to have had enough.“Howard! What’s all that racket?”

Rick really needed some time alone to discuss important matters with his penis, so he carefully thought of a good excuse.

“I feel a bit sick, can I excuse myself to the bathroom, please?”

“Very creative, Freddy-boy. Bravo.” Dom made a slow clapping sound with Rick’s testicles.

***

Once Rick was in the safety of one of the bathroom stalls, he lowered his shorts and had a few words with Dom.

“Look, I don’t know what you are plotting but I haven’t done anything wrong to you so please get out of my balls!”

“What are you talking about? I’m going to reward you, man. Your semen brought me back to life. I have to repay what you did for me!” Dom said with so much enthusiasm he drooled cum on the floor.

“And can’t you do that at home and not in the middle of class?”

The cock frowned. “But I need to learn more about you! I need to know who do you like! I can help you have a great time with anyone!”

“I know you are a cock possessed by an ectoplasmic entity which feeds on my semen but this is not the right moment to think about sex.”

His cock blinked his peehole a few times. “Not the right moment to think about sex, you say? You talk like a virgin. Sex is great!”

It seemed like Rick’s cock had more sexual experience than Rick himself. Quite surreal.

Just then someone knocked on the door of the stall.

“Hey, Rick! Having fun in there?!”

“Oh, we have company!” Said Dom happily.

“You took too long so the teacher sent me to get your ass back to class. But you’re not really feeling ill, aren’t you...?”

“Oh, crap...It’s Johan, the brutest, ugliest, smelliest bully of our class...” Whispered Rick to his genitals. “He’s always picking on me.”

“Oh!” Said Dom. “So, do you like him?”

“What?! Of course not!”

“I dunno. I have no idea about your preferences, man.”

The dark-skinned bully knocked on the door again. “HEY! Answer me! Or are you too busy jacking off?!”

“I’m not jacking off! I really am feeling ill!”

“Then why is there jizz all over the floor?!”

Rick glanced at his leaking faucet of a penis. “This is all your fault!”

His penis didn’t respond, it just hung in there silently.

“Oh, so NOW of all times you act like a regular dick?!”

Rick had no choice but to pull up his shorts and open the door.

The latino kid burst out laughing. “Teeheehee! Wait ‘till I tell everyone about this! Rick skipping class to have a private jack-off session!”

“You can’t do that!”

“Of course I can, wanker.” Johan took a step towards Rick, the bully much taller and muscular than him. “Who is gonna stop me? You?”

He was right. Johan may be a bully, but he was much more influential than Rick. Rick wasn’t popular at all, he was more like a ghost: invisible, not very talkative, average...His only notorious quality is that he was openly gay, yet he preferred to keep a low-profile and masturbate at home rather than go scouting for possible dates. The word of a star athlete against his...It was impossible! His reputation was ruined, he was always going to be known as a pervert.

Yes, it was true that he couldn’t stop him, but maybe his penis could. Dom had been hearing the whole conversation from the depth of Rick’s shorts, so he quickly formulated a plan. A plan so devilishly insane, it may just work! He had to do it for his new friend’s sake!

Johan grabbed the collar of Rick’s shirt. “Is your ass still aching from the last beating I gave you? Maybe it needs a reminder...”

“STOP THAT! Violence is never the answer!...” Interrupted a thirty year old male’s voice.

“What the?! Who’s there!?” Johan turned around but there was nobody else in the restroom. Even Rick seemed surprised at the seriousness of the voice.

“...Unless both parties give their proper consent beforehand of course. I won’t judge in those cases. But I haven’t heard my Freddy-boy over here give you any! So let go of him or face the consequences!”

“What the hell are you doing?! You’re going to make everything much worse!” Cried Rick.

“I won’t let anybody harm you Freddy-boy! Your enemies are my enemies, man! Just like your boyfriends are my boyfriends!”

“I don’t remember agreeing to anything like that!”

“Who the fuck are you talking to?!” Johan seemed much angrier now. “Tell that coward to show himself!”

“What?! You’ve gotta be kidding!” Rick wasn’t much of an exhibitionist, but Dom had no problem showing himself without asking.

“I’m no coward! You, on the other hand, should pick on someone your own size!” Said Dom, hanging freely and proudly from the top of Rick’s shorts. “I bet you’re not even six inches long!”

“What the...?! You’re a ventriloquist?! And with your own cock?!” Exclaimed the bully.

“Woah! That was some complex word you just said! Impressive for a monkey like you!” Said Rick’s penis.

Rick wanted to vanish into thin air. “Don’t tease him even further, Dom!”

Johan was still with his mouth hanging open, but he couldn’t let himself get defeated by such tricks!

“Hey! I was talking to you, ape-boy!”

“Huh?” Johan with reluctancy looked straight at the tip of Rick’s penis. Its peehole vibrated with each word it said...Yuck!

“I said that I bet you’re not even six inches long! Or are you too scared to show us?” Said the penis. “I have to warn you I get really angry when someone ignores my dares!”

“The hell...?! I’m not a fag like you, Rick! Make your dick shut up!”

“Okay, Freddy-boy. This is the grand finale.” Dom winked with his only eye at Rick. “I’ll need lots of your cum for this, so don’t be alarmed if your balls feel empty for a few days...”

“Wha...Hey! Don’t do whatever the hell you’re gonna do!” Rick was afraid to know what Dom was capable of.

Dom stroked his own shaft-body a few times to warm-up and then Rick felt his testicles being drained painfully. Rick’s penis pointed upwards a shoot a giant amount of jizz. But the semen didn’t fall to the floor, instead it stood suspended in mid-air, forming a giant white ball that hung from the tip of Rick’s penis like a balloon.

“Holy fuck!” Cried both Johan and Rick at the same time.

The giant ball then proceeded to reshape itself, until it looked like a really muscular human arm.

“I SAID...I BET...” Said a voice so deep that made the floor shake. “YOU’RE...NOT EVEN...” The arm creeped towards Johan.

“No! Get away from me! Don’t even think of touching me!” The bully tried to run away but the giant arm made of semen held him by a tight grip.

“SIX INCHES...LONG!” Dom’s fingers pulled down Johan’s pants until his hairy bum was exposed to both Rick and the monstrous arm protruding from his cock.

The skin on Johan’s buttocks were dark and hairy. Pretty much unlike a monkey’s, surprisingly.

“Please! Let me go!” Johan was about to cry from the humiliation, but he still covered his manhood with his hands, something which annoyed the hell out of Dom.

“SHOW ME YOUR COCK...” Ordered Dom. “...OR I’LL FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE!” He wiggled his enormous middle finger for effect.

“AHHH!” Johan held his arms up, fearing for the safety of his rectum.

From his crotch hung out a small, dark-skinned uncut sad little thing of a dick.

“HAHAHAHA! WHAT A PATHETIC LITTLE THING! AND FREDDY-BOY HERE WAS SCARED BY A MONKEY WITH A TINY WEEWEE LIKE THAT?!”

Rick wasn’t sure if it was right tormenting his bully this way, but when he saw that little thing he couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Stop it! Please!” Johan was crying like a baby. However his humiliation was far from over. Dom took hold of Johan’s cock and injected a small quantity of his ectoplasmic cum inside it.

For the few seconds when Dom’s hand was inside Johan’s cock, Rick and Johan were tied together by a rope made of semen from their cocks. Both boys thought this was pretty gay.

Without warning the rope of semen retreated back into Rick’s balls.

“Yuck!” Said Rick’s penis. “The insides of that ape guy smelt terrible! But his semen was tasty, sweaty jock balls always have the saltiest cum!”

Rick was a bit scared to ask, but he did anyway. “What have you done to him?”

“Just wait and see!” Was Dom’s reply.

“You fucker! I won’t forget this!” Said Johan with his body still trembling. “I’ll tell everyone you’re goddamn crazy! You fucking destroyed the restrooms with your...cum!”

Rick hadn’t noticed, but Dom’s giant arm had broke most of the stalls while it was pursuing Johan.

“But you have to admit it was very impressive.” Said a shy, slightly feminine voice. “Eight-inch long cocks are capable of doing amazing things.”

Johan screamed in shock when he realized his small dick was the one talking.

“Heavens! Did I just said that outloud? How strange!” The small uncircumsized dick seemed to blush nervously. “Oh! The embarrassment! I need to retreat!” The small dick shriveled up. “Yeah, like this. Now I look just like an asshole. Damn, I wish I were a nice tight asshole, that way I could taste some real dick now and then...” Johan’s dick began to get erect. “Dang it! That turns me on!”

“Stop it! That’s not at all what I’m thinking! I’m not a fag! Arrgh!” Johan pulled up his pants and ran away with a very red face.

“Yes! Run away you coward! And good luck staying inside the closet with your talking weewee!”

“How the hell did you do that? Were you spiriting his dick like you do with mine?” Rick asked his penis.

“Nah, I just discharged a tiny bit of my ectoplasmic mojo inside his balls to see what happened.” Said his penis with a smile. “His sperm was so gay, man. I just gave it the gift of life.”

***

During the rest of the day’s lessons Dom seemed tired and didn’t cause too much of a hassle. Apparently he had wasted too much semen in scaring away the bully. “Those tricks always tire me out so much...When you get home, jack me off inside my condom so I can get some proper sleep...Zzzz...” Dom had told him.

Rick thought a lot about Johan and what his small penis had said before he ran away. Could it be that deep down he had been repressing lots of insecurities about his sexual orientation and that’s why he was such bully to his openly gay classmates like Rick? In any case, Rick was sure Johan wouldn’t be bullying anybody anytime soon.

“Ohh, this feels soooo nice!” Dom said with pleasure when Rick eyaculated inside the old condom. Finally, Rick’s penis was his own once again.

“This condom is special, you know? It’s my favorite vessel.” Said Dom the talking condom as he hovered all over Rick’s room. “It’s the memento from how I died so make sure you don’t throw it away!”

“Sure thing...Yuck...” Said Rick. He didn’t know how much time he could keep Dom’s existence hidden from Tom, he wondered how he’ll react if he knew there really was a ghost living in their house...And that it was made from Rick’s cum.

“By the way, if you’re gonna be living inside my room from now on, I’d like to know more about your human life...Can I at least know your real name?”

“Nope. But I’ll let you learn a very revealing aspect about my death.”

“For real?” Rick got very interested.

“While I was jacking off for the last time, the name of the Xtube video I was watching was...”

“Forget it.”

***

“Woah! That was a really nice gay erotic story! Do you think the main characters adopt a baby after the ending? It would be really cute!”

“Shut up...I’m trying to fap...” Moaned Johan.

“I think the author should write a sequel!” Johan’s small penis said happily. “Or better yet! A story about a small Latino penis that falls in love with a hung Caucasian one! Or better yet, better yet...! OHHHHH!”

Johan stroked his cock furiously. Not because it felt pleasant, but because that was the only thing that made it shut up.