Don't Feed the Bears

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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Here's a simple story about a bear. I may or may not have been influienced by a giant bear plush that I use as a body pillow.


In a small mostly anthro town lives a human in his mid 20's named Joe Dalton. He is a pretty open minded human when it came to anthros and loved their custom of wearing nothing but collars around their necks. He catches himself ogling their bodies constantly and much prefers their company to humans. Joe is nervous around his own species, but didn't have that problem around anthros.

One day when Joe is taking a walk by himself through a local nature trail, he walks past a napping bear. Joe freezes when he sees it, but then he sees the red collar around its neck. He breathes a sigh of relief that it was just an anthro black bear. The bear hears Joe walk past and rolls over in the pile of leaves it called a bed, to look at the human. Joe gives a friendly, "Hello." The bear says, "I'll suck your cock for a hamburger."

Joe stumbles a little as he comes to a stop. Joe asks in fascination, "Are we talking dollar menu burgers or something bigger?" The bear sits up from the pile of leaves and replies, "The better the burger, the more effort I'll put into it." Joe looks over the black bear and sees a large backpack sitting nearby. The bear's fur is rough but not matted, meaning he probably hasn't been homeless very long.

Joe looks further down to a good sized sheath and set of balls. The bear sees Joe showing interest and spreads his legs further to show himself off. Joe orders, "Get on your hands and knees. I need to make sure you don't have fleas or lice before I agree to anything." The bear quickly complies and says, "Yes sir." Joe smiles to himself about how submissive the bear is.

Parting the fur in several places, Joe works his way down the body and doesn't spot anything. The bear waits patiently through the indignity because if he had any dignity left he wouldn't be offering blowjobs for burgers. Parting the bear's buttcheeks, Joe examines the anus and sees it isn't dirty or stretched out. Joe says, "Very nice. Let's go then." The bear stands up to his full height of 6' 6". Joe is 5' 10" and looks up at the chubby bear with a smile. The obese bear looked like he is ready for the soon coming winter.

Holding out his hand, Joe says, "My name is Joe, what's yours?" The bear shakes the offered hand and answers, "Gus." Gus shoulders his backpack and follows Joe down the trail. Joe asks, "How old are you?" Gus answers, "22." Joe asks, "You been living in the wild for very long?" Gus answers, "Only a few weeks. I got fired from my job and my parents said that was the last straw. They kicked me out." Joe runs a hand through Gus's fur and asks, "Living like a wild bear since?" Gus nods. Joe says, "I bet a big fellow like you could make it through winter if you found a nice place to hibernate." Gus stays quiet.

At the car, Joe adjusts the passenger seat. It slides back enough to accommodate the chunky bear. It isn't much of a drive to get to a fast food restaurant. Joe rubs a hand on Gus's leg and asks, "What do you want?" Gus looks over the drive thru menu and asks, "A number 3?" Joe pulls up

to the drive through speaker and orders two combo meals. He quickly pulls around and pays for the meals. The car fills with the delectable smell of cheeseburgers and french fries. Gus holds the bag full of food and his mouth waters at the thought of taking a big bite of the burger. Gus hasn't had a decent meal in a few days. Joe says, "You can eat yours now if you want." Gus quickly pulls out the burger box and flips it's lid open.

Joe takes sidelong glances at the hungry bear loudly savoring the burger. Gus stuffs french fries into his mouth between bites and washes it down with sips of cola. Joe reaches over to take a few of Gus's fries and eats them. Joe asks, "You must have really been hungry?" Gus nods his head vigorously.

The car comes to a stop in front of Joe's apartment building. Joe says, "Let's go inside for dessert." Gus carries his drink in one hand and his backpack in the other as Joe holds the rest of the food.

Joe leads the bear into his living room and they sit on the couch together. Joe turns on the TV and starts eating his burger and fries. Gus waits patiently as the human practically ignores the bear. The seconds tick by painfully slow for Gus as he waits for Joe to finish.

With a stretch, Joe yawns and leans against the big bear. Joe continues watching the TV without saying anything. Gus lets the human get comfortable against him and just relaxes. The program on TV ends and Joe says, "Now about that blowjob." Joe flips the TV off and stands up. Gus looks over the human's pale skin as Joe takes off his shirt. He follows through with his pants and underwear to be just as naked as the bear has been the whole time.

Gus looks over the fairly attractive human and stares at the strange floppy penis. Joe grabs Gus's collar and guides the bear off the couch and into the bedroom. Joe lays down on the bed and says, "Show me what you got."

With resignation that he needs to fulfill his half of the deal, Gus crawls up the bed towards Joe's erection. Joe tucks his hands behind his head and lays on the pillows to watch the bear. Gus lets his long bear tongue hang out of his mouth and runs it across Joe's balls. The balls are a little sweaty from the hike on the nature trail but it's still a fairly pleasant taste. Gus curls his tongue around the shaft and Joe gives a soft, "oh" at the experience.

Gus runs his tongue up and down the cock before engulfing it in his muzzle. Joe moans in pleasure at the sensation of the tongue circling around the head of his cock.. Gus is on his elbows and knees between the human's spread legs. Joe reaches a hand down to stroke through Gus's head fur and says, "That feels amazing. Keep that up." Gus sticks with what he knows and bobs his head in Joe's lap.

After a few minutes, Joe says, "I'm gonna cum. Swallow it all." Gus eagerly swallows the human's jizz as Joe grunts in pleasure. When Gus is sure that is all of it, he pulls off to look down at the naked panting human.

With the back of his paw, Gus wipes his muzzle and says, "I'm gonna go now. Thank you for the burger." Joe asks, "What's your hurry?" Gus shrugs and answers, "We both got what we wanted. Most people want me to leave afterwards." Joe orders, "Get over here and keep me warm." Gus crawls up the bed and Joe pulls the bear close. Gus tucks an arm under Joe's head and presses his belly towards him.

Joe runs his hand through Gus's rough fur and asks, "When's the last time you shampooed your fur?" Gus answers, "Since my parents kicked me out." Joe says, "I bet you are as soft as a silk mattress after a good bath. How about you wash up in my bathroom and I'll let you spend the night in my bed with me." Gus eagerly agrees because sleeping outside sucks.

Gus climbs off the bed and Joe points to the bathroom. Gus doesn't bother to close the door. Anthros go naked all day so why would they care about privacy. The bear fills the bathtub and calls out, "Joe, I'm ready for my bath." Joe walks into the bathroom in curiosity to see the bear on his hands and knees in the bathtub.

With excitement, Joe realizes Gus must be the type of anthro whose parents still bathe him even after he became an adult. Gus didn't know any better and assumed adult humans bathed each other too.

Joe grabs a bottle of fur shampoo he keeps around for just such an occasion. The shampoo is dumped on the wet bear and Joe takes the opportunity to feel up every inch of Gus's chubby body. Gus doesn't even consider anything wrong when Joe lathers up his balls. Gus feels nostalgia for the last time his Mom gave him a bath. When Gus is fully lathered, Joe uses a hand sprayer to rinse him off.

Gus feels better in the warm water and asks, "Do you want me to wash you too?" Joe climbs in the crowded tub between the sitting bear's legs and lets the bear shampoo his short hair. Gus tries his best and Joe explains, "Here, use this washcloth to rub my skin." Gus doesn't know much about how the furless humans bathe and follows instructions.

Joe loves how endearing the new friend he made is, as Gus tries his best. Joe pulls the plug in the tub and grabs a towel to dry off. Gus looks around for a switch for the fur drier mounted in the ceiling above the tub. Joe clicks on the little used machine that came with the apartment and jets of warm air blow down on them.

When Gus is finally dry, Joe remarks at how shiny and soft the once rough fur now is. Joe runs a brush through the fur coat and keeps stopping to pull out loose fur in the brush.

Gus feels right at home after the grooming he received. He leaves his collar off and lays back down on the bed. Joe puts on some boxers and climbs on the bed with the big bear. Gus's big body causes the mattress to sink in the middle and Joe can't help but slide up against his new teddy bear to stay warm.

It is still early in the evening, so Joe turns on a lamp on the nightstand and reads a book while Gus lays on his back to quickly fall asleep at the comfort of a real bed. Joe occasionally runs a hand across the sleeping bear's belly and it wanders down to fondle Gus's sheath and balls. The steady breathing of the big bear relaxes Joe until his eyes get heavy. He puts down his book and turns off the light. Joe is very comfortable as he drifts off to sleep against the bear's soft fur.

In the morning, Gus is still sleeping when Joe wakes up. Joe decides to get dressed and make breakfast for them. Joe cooks eggs and thinks about Gus. He considers offering the homeless bear a place to stay in exchange for more sex. Joe's erection tents his pants when he thinks about the taboo of keeping an anthro bear as a pet he would pamper and fuck.

The smell of food brings Gus out of bed and the bear walks into the kitchen. Gus asks, "What would you like me to do to earn breakfast?" Joes is impressed that Gus took the initiative. Joe puts the eggs and toast on a plate and waves it under the bear's nose. Gus's eyes follow it and his mouth waters.

Joe says, "I was already considering keeping you as my pet. If you are willing to entertain me, you are welcome to stay." Gus nods his head in agreement. Joe smiles and sets the plate down on the floor beside the table. Joe orders, "Here's your breakfast, pet. Eat it off the floor with no hands." Joe sits at the table and watches as Gus eagerly bites into the food. Gus is too naive to realise how degrading this is. He is just happy to not have to worry about a meal.

Joe eats his own breakfast and then holds his plate out to Gus. Gus sits on the floor and reaches for it, assuming Joe wanted him to wash the dishes. Gus pulls the plate back and says, "No, I want you to lick it clean with that long tongue of yours." Gus looks at the jelly and egg yolk covered plate. He quickly brushes his tongue across it and Joe smiles at how much fun his new pet is going to be.

Joe puts the plates in the sink and says, "It's almost time for me to head to work. I get off at 3pm. I'll give you until then to decide if you really want to live with me as my pet. If you are still here when I come home, I'll take that as acceptance of your new position." Joe leaves for work soon after.

Gus lays on the couch and watches TV. He thinks, 'Hell yeah. Free room and board to be this human's pet.' Gus has a one track mind and as long as Joe kept the food coming, Gus would do whatever the human wanted.

The day at work drags on for Joe. All he could think about was the black bear at home that seemed ready to do anything he wanted. Joe lets his imagination wander as he plans out a list of things he wanted to do to the chubby bear.

After work, Joe stops at the supermarket and picks up a few things. He grabs a box of human condoms and then looks through the anthro condoms. Joe finds a box of ursine compatible condoms and throws them in his cart to keep his options open. He throws in some lube too. Joe heads to the meat aisle to throw a variety of beef, chicken, and pork into his cart. Joe throws a few other items in his cart so it wasn't extremely obvious he wasn't about to have a barbeque/orgy.

The doe cashier smiles at the sight of the condoms and meat. She remains silent, but Joe feels she knows what he's about to go home and do. Joe quickly pays her and grabs his bags in excitement.

The drive home is quick and Joe fumbles the key in the lock. The door finally swings open and he sees Gus sleeping on the couch in front of the TV. Joe puts the groceries away and pulls out a baking sheet. With a few sprinkles of seasoning, Joe prepares the chicken breasts. Satisfied with his work, Joe slides the chicken in the oven to cook and sets a timer.

Joe looks at the sleeping bear on his couch and reaches down to fondle him. Joe tests how heavy a sleeper Gus is and starts stroking his sheath. Gus breathes heavily as his cock hardens and extends from his sheath. Joe smiles when he sees the bear's six inch cock. It wasn't the most impressive to Joe but real life hardly measures up to porn on the internet.

Giving a few gentle tugs, Joe works the cock through his fist. The precum flows and lubricates the cock as his hand massages the length. Gus moans and finally opens his eyes. Maintaining eye contact, Joe slowly pumps the cock and says, "I'm glad you decided to stick around. I've always wanted a pet but having to take care of the basics like cleaning a litter box or walking them is too much of a hassle."

Gus playfully asks, "Who says I'm housebroken?" Joe squeezes the cock in his hand and replies, "If print media wasn't dead, I'd hit you with a rolled up newspaper." Gus continues to pant in pleasure as the handjob continues. Running his hand up the bear's chest, Joe finds a nipple in the fur and pulls it. Gus lets out a grunt of pain and says, "I don't like that at all." Joe feels slightly embarrassed since he wasn't sure what he was doing.

Experimenting with the handjob, Joe rolls Gus's balls around in one hand while he pumps the cock with the other. Gus breathlessly says, "Oh yeah, I'm about to cum!" Joe speeds up the pumping and the bear squirms in ecstasy on the couch. Gus makes cute grunts as his seed erupts. It squirts on the bear's belly and onto Joe's hand.

Gus's tongue hangs out of his mouth as he pants in post orgasmic bliss. Joe looks at his jizz covered hand and holds it up to Gus's muzzle. Joe orders, "Lick it clean." Gus grabs Joe's wrist with his hands and proceeds to lick the thick white seed off. Joe has to suppress a giggle as the tongue tickles his hand. Licking lower, Gus manages to clean the jizz off his belly fur too. Joe briefly wonders if the bear's thick body is flexible enough to lick his own cock.

"What's for dinner?" asks Gus as he sniffs the air. Joe wipes his saliva covered hand on the bear's chest and answers, "Chicken." Gus shows his fangs in a smile and asks, "Do we have time for anything else before it's done?"

Looking at the clock, Joe says, "It should be done in a few minutes. How about we just watch TV and leave the sweaty stuff for later." Gus sits up on the couch and pulls Joe onto his lap. Joe can't help but get an erection in his pants as he lays against the big nude bear thinking about all the things he wants to try.

The timer rings and Joe reluctantly gets up off his bear pillow. Gus quickly follows behind and watches Joe set the tray of baked chicken on the kitchen table. Joe points to the opposite chair and says, "Sit." Gus moves a stray shopping bag out of the way and sees the condoms. Seeing Gus looking into the bag, Joe says, "I figured it couldn't hurt to keep the options open. I want to have a lot of fun with you." With a nod of his head, Gus sits at the table this time.

Gus and Joe quietly eat the chicken until Joe asks, "You don't mind this sex stuff do you?" Gus shakes his head no and answers, "As long as we don't do anything extreme, I'm okay with getting you off in exchange for food and shelter." Joe asks, "And being my pet. If other anthros found out?" Gus says, "I won't tell anyone." Joe smiles and finishes his chicken.

Standing up from the table, Joe says, "I love the feeling of your fur against my skin." Joe pulls off his shirt and walks behind Gus to wrap his arms around him. Gus takes more chicken from the tray and keeps eating as Joe rubs against him. Gus finishes off the tray and Joe says, "Bend over the table, Pet."

Pushing the dishes out of the way, Gus lays his belly on the table exposing his tailhole to Joe. Gus looks back and says, "I've never actually done any butt stuff with a human before." Joe pulls off the rest of his clothes and asks, "You've just been offering only blowjobs in exchange for food?" Gus nods his head and says, "I've only done it a few times when I was really desperate and couldn't get any money. I think you are worth it though."

Joe opens the pack of condoms and puts one on his erection. He squirts the lube on his finger and smears it around the tailhole. Gus didn't have any fuck buddies growing up, so he is pretty much a virgin by anthro standards. He can still count how many times he has had sex. He kept to himself and always turned down offers to fool around with people.

Gus lets out a gasp when the finger slides in. Joe smiles as he works the finger in and out. Gus's small bear tail waves around as he squeezes the intruder. Joe says, "How does it feel for your first time with a human?" Gus answers, "I've been missing out on this all my life." Joe pulls his finger out and wipes it on a napkin. He grips the bear's hips and presses his condom covered cock to the bear's tailhole.

With a smirk, Joe says, "Now for the real thing." Gus gasps again as the human's cock spreads his tight tailhole open. Joe grunts as well, a tight tailhole is a rare find. The table shakes as Joe starts thrusting into the bear. Gus grits his teeth as he gets used to the feeling.

The apartment is filled with the soft sound of Joe's balls slapping against Gus as master and pet play. Joe adjusts his grip on the fur and starts thrusting harder. Gus takes the human cock like a champ and quickly starts panting in pleasure.

The thrill of fucking a black bear on his kitchen table only makes Joe grow more desparate for release. Suddenly a knock on the door causes Joe to stop mid thrust. A voice says, "Joe, are you fucking in there? Got room for one more?" Joe yells, "Go away!"

The noise of a nose sniffing at the edge of the front door can be heard. "You know I love bears," the voice continues. Joe is conflicted for a moment and asks Gus, "You don't mind if I let him join us?" Gus yells, "You got anything to bring for dessert?" The voice says, "I got half a cake left in my fridge." Joe says, "Deal!"

With reluctance, Joe pulls his cock out and unlocks the door. Laying down on the couch, Joe points to his condom covered erection and says, "Hop back on, pet." The big black bear straddles Joe and hilts himself on the cock. Joe looks up at the bear and then down at the bear's six inch erection. Gus takes a moment to appreciate the cock in his tail hole and then starts to lift himself. Gus works up a rhythm and they continue where they left off.

The front door swings open and a Welsh Corgi named Maxwell comes walking in. Holding up the cake tray, Max says, "It's vanilla!" Joe yells, "Shut the damn door!" Max says, "Oops, I always forget you humans are so shy." Max uses his footpaw to swing the door closed. Gus turns his head to look at the new arrival. The Corgi is short, fit, and the complete opposite of a bear.

Joe says, "You can watch. Let me finish before you take a turn." Max nods his head and sets the cake down on the table. Max sits in the armchair beside the couch and watches. Joe grips Gus's thick butt and resumes the thrusting. The couple gyrate in pleasure as the voyeur dog fondles himself.

Max has had sex with Joe on a few special occasions but the Human generaly avoided his advances. Max is very confused about whether Joe actually likes him or not. Joe likes Max but the social stigma of a human being found out to be having sex with an anthro terrifies him.

Leaning back in the recliner, Max slowly squeezes his hand on his red dog cock. For a smaller dog, he proudly boasts a 9 inch cock, including the knot. The thrill of being watched by Max tingles through Joe's body as the bear enthusiastically grinds on the cock. Joe pets his hands through the fur on Gus's legs and takes deep breaths.

Max sniffs his sensitive nose in the air and enjoys the sweaty smell of a human mixed with the scent of a chicken dinner. Gus looks over at Max and then looks at the vanilla cake on the table. Gus is motivated by the food and speeds up.

Joe can't take much more and says, "Oh yeah, I'm about to cum!" Joe grips the bear tight as he unloads into the condom. Gus slows down at Joe's climax and lets it ride out. Joe pants in pleasure as he looks over at Max's hard dog cock. Max places two fingers on the pointy tip and says, "That looked fun." Gus climbs off the couch and heads over to the table.

Gus uses his tongue to clean the chicken juice covered plate from dinner. He grabs a knife and cuts himself a generous portion of cake from the cake plate. Max looks at the messy lube covered fur around the bear's tailhole as he bends over the plate to stuff forkfuls of cake into his mouth.

Max asks, "What's your name bear?" With a mouthful of cake, Gus answers, "Gus." Max stands up and says, "I'm Maxwell but my friends call me Max. Did you want to be my friend?" Gus looks from the dog cock to the dog's grinning face. The cake is too good to say no.

Gus answers, "Yes." Max walks up behind the bear and hugs him. Max's paws roam the bear's chubby body as he gets a feel for what's under the fur. Gus doesn't mind getting felt up as he continues to eat cake. Max's finger finds a nipple and he brushes across it several times. Gus enjoys the foreplay.

Joe gets off the couch and pulls the condom off. He chucks it in the kitchen trash can and looks at the cake. Joe asks suspiciously, "Why do you have all that cake? You live alone." Maxwell says, "I can have cake. I'm an adult." Gus says, "It's a good cake."

The dog rubs his head against Gus's back and says, "Thank you. Now hurry up and eat it so I can have a slice of you." Gus shoves the rest of the cake in his mouth. Maxwell sees the box of bear condoms on the table and says, "You are prepared, Joe." Joe nods as he grabs a plate and starts eating some post climax cake.

Max pulls open the box of condoms happily and hands one to Gus. Gus looks at it for a second and squints at the directions in fine print. Max sees the bear's confusion and says, "You have worn a condom before?" Gus lies, "Yeah of course. All the time."

A knowing smile spreads across Max's muzzle and he asks, "Joe, where did you find this cute honey bear?" Joe answers, "I picked him up while hiking a nature trail." Max says, "Not the most usual place for a hookup but you did well."

Max pulls the bear's tail as he leads him over to the couch. Sitting Gus down, Max pulls a condom from a pocket on his collar. He looks down at his dog cock and says, "I know it's slightly different, but let me give you a demonstration."

With a squeeze of his knot, Max hardens his cock up a bit and then rips open the condom package. Max takes a step forward to wave his cock in front of Gus's face. Gus's eyes follow it around as it bobs in the air. Max takes the dog condom and rolls it down the pointy tip of his cock. The condom gets to the knot and the specially designed pleats unfold to cover the bulbous gland. Max fingers the baggy section on the condom around his knot and says, "It's quite the engineering feat to make a condom accommodate a dog."

Gus looks at the condom in his hand and doesn't want to mess up putting it on. He hands it to Max and asks, "Put it on me, please?" Max gives a friendly smile and says, "Lay down." Gus lays on his back on the couch and Max rips open the condom package. Max points at a marking on the ring and says, "This dot means it's the top.

The condom is properly orientated and glides smoothly down the bear cock. Max exclaims, "Perfect!" Max straddles the bear and says, "Just lay back and relax."

The feeling of a condom on Gus's cock feels different than anything he has experienced before. Max gets comfortable on the bear's belly and leans down to kiss Gus on the mouth. Joe snears and says, "That's why I don't like having you over for sex. You want to get all kissy and romantic." Max says, "It feels good to have a little foreplay."

Joe holds up the plate of cake he's eating and asks, "I thought the food was the foreplay?" Max says, "Foreplay is more than just biological functions." Gus stares at the dog's condom covered cock as he feels the short tail wag slowly over his cock.

Max rubs his balls on Gus for a while as he slowly slides down the belly. Max grabs the tube of lube and squirts some on Gus's cock. Max pokes his finger in his tailhole a few times and says, "I'm ready honeybear."

Gus goes slow as he feels his cock make contact with Max. The corgi's round butt makes a perfect target and the bear's cock hits it's mark. Max moans at the feeling of being spread open. Gus is encouraged as inch after inch slides in.

The bear is full hilted and Gus says, "This is nice. You're just the right size for me." Max gives his hips a wiggle as he adjusts to the cock spreading him open. Max's erection bobs in the air as he enjoys himself. Gus reaches towards it and grabs it in his hand. Gus slowly pumps the dog cock as Max starts to thrust into it.

The feeling of the warm tailhole squeezing his cock feels delightful to Gus. He closes his eyes and enjoys the feelings. Joe says, "I'm going to take a shower. See yourself out when you're done, Max." Joe leaves them alone.

Max makes small talk, "I can't believe Joe would stoop to keeping an anthro as a sex slave." Gus opens his eyes and asks, "How do you know that?" Max says, "The walls are pretty thin. I heard you talking. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I think it's kinky you would let a human take advantage of you like this."

Gus increases the pace as he starts humping upwards into the Corgi. Gus says, "I don't have very many options open to me." Max moans and says, "I'll always be right next door if you want to come play or are hungry." Gus pumps his hand on Max's cock and the dog just moans in pleasure.

Max says, "Just keep doing that. I'm already so close." Gus grins at the encouragement and keeps doing what he's doing. Max reaches down and squeezes his knot. Gus grunts as he feels the dogs tailhole clamp down on his cock. Max's tongue hangs out of his mouth as he starts shooting his seed into the condom. Gus keeps pumping and Max just pants and grunts in pleasure.

Gus feels his oncoming orgasm and lays his head back to ride it out. Max keeps bouncing on the bear's cock as they both ride out their orgasms. After a minute, Max looks down at the filled reservoir tip of his condom and says, "Joe hates it when I make a mess. But the tradeoff of wearing a condom is worth it." Gus feels himself slide out of the dog's tailhole and Max climbs off.

Max pulls the condom off his hard cock and holds it up to the light. Max announces, "You're the best fuck I've had in a long time." Without much sentimentality toward the achievement, Max tosses the condom in the trashcan and wets a paper towel to wipe off his cock.

Gus sees Max's pulsing red cock waving around and asks, "Are you okay?" Max answers, "Yeah, this is just a side effect of being a dog. It makes sex a bit of an exercise in planning not to have anything important to do afterwards." Max grips the base of his cock and waves it around with a moan. Max reaches the wet paper towel back and wipes off his lube covered tailhole. He throws it in the trash and wets one for Gus.

Gus asks, "I knew a few dogs growing up and they always boast about being able to knot for an hour." Max smiles and says, "It's all about edging. If you keep giving a few thrusts every now and then, I don't doubt it."

Max sits down on the couch beside Gus and asks, "How long are you going to wear that condom?" Gus slides it off and holds it up. He looks at it and says, "I've never measured my cum before. Is this a lot?" Max hugs against Gus and says, "It looks about average to me." Gus takes the offered paper towel and cleans himself up.

They cuddle on the couch as Joe walks into the room fully dressed. Max asks, "Are you going somewhere?" Joe says, "No." Max snorts, "Humans and their clothes. You waste a perfectly clean set to just walk around your home where no one can see you." Joe says, "I'm not going to walk around my home naked."

Max offhandedly mumbles, "Suit yourself." while kicking his feet up on the coffee table. Joe stares at the dog's erect cock poking out of his lap. Max turns on the TV and finds something to watch while cuddling up to Gus. Joe sits on the other side of Gus and enjoys the warmth of the bear on the slightly cold fall afternoon. Joe makes a mental note to set the heater lower so he didn't sweat when touching the bear for extended periods of time.