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• You know, I'm actually amazed I never had Jeeves write any Egyptian god themed smut for me, since who doesn't like ancient gods using their incomprehensible powers to fuck each other? So let's go for it. As always, this is written by the legendary Jeeves, so follow him on SoFurry or FurAffinity, and maybe donate to his Patreon.

The Reunion of the Gods

It was said that the gods of ancient Egypt dwelled in the formless dark beyond the sky. That they controlled the domains of the sky, the earth and the underworld alike, but all from their homes in the great beyond. The truth however was both somewhat more abstract, and yet much more specifically tangible than that. It was, like so many things about omnipotent deities, a contradiction. But the good thing about being omnipotent was that contradictions didn't matter, because you had the power to simply erase them from all existence. Thus it came to pass that the ancient gods who dwelled beyond the skies not only walked the earth amongst the mortals they once ruled over in a more direct manner, but met up once a century or so to catch up and trade stories, like regular attendees of anniversary high school reunions.

“Horus, my dude!!"

The falcon smirked at the heavy, American-tinged accent of his fellow God, and looked up to see Anubis striding towards him with arms outstretched, his black furred and gold bejewelled body utterly bare and his cock already rock hard, and glistening with the clear suggestion that it had recently been put to use in a most physical, corporeal manner. Rising from the chair in which he had been seated, reading a volume of mortal literature from the nation of Japan known as a ' manga', the avian male set his glasses aside, rendering himself even more nude than his still accessory-clad companion, and welcomed Anubis into his arms. They hugged tightly, and though they could have frozen time and drawn the instant out to an eternity in their own perceptions, they let the universal passage of time continue unabated and simply allowed the embrace to linger naturally for ten seconds or so, their rigid erections straining and twitching against one another and their foreheads resting together, letting them indulge in deep, lingering eye-contact.

“It's good to see you again…"

Horus murmured in his gentle voice, still bearing the accent of the ancient tongue those of Northern Africa had spoken in their worship of him, though now translating those words into English given the native tongue of the land where this particular reunion was taking place. He chuckled, and tilted his head slightly to peer over Anubis' shoulder, letting his hands slide down the jackal's back until they were cupping his firm ass.

“...and you, dear Anput. I hope you've been keeping Anubis out of trouble?"

His eyes sparkled playfully as he regarded the human woman, her light brown skin flecked with freckles across her cheeks, nose and the peaks of her bare shoulders. She smirked, and pointedly lowered a hand between her smoothly shaven loins, sliding the digits between her flushed outer lips and drawing them back up glistening not just with arousal, but with what was clearly her husband's recently spilled seed. For a moment she acted as though she was going to push those fingers into her own mouth with shameless greed, but her eyes sparkled as she stepped closer, extended her hand, and fed the glistening digits into Horus' eagerly opened beak. He licked them clean, and groaned happily as while Anput rose up on the tips of her toes to kiss him lips to beak, Anubis reached down and wrapped a hand around their cocks, beginning to purposefully rub and grind their tips together.

“Does getting into it with him count? If so, I'm certain the answer will be yes…"

Another voice rang out from the entrance of the coffee shop, and a curvaceous hippopotamus as wide and tall as the doorway through which she was stepping beamed as Anput and Horus broke their kiss, and along with Anubis all turned their heads with utter glee at the sight of her. They parted from their existing three way embrace, and set aside all thoughts of their own shared intimacy as they raced towards the heaving breasts and rounded belly of Taweret. Being a fraction closer, Anubis and Anput got there first. The hippo towered over them both, and giggled in her deep, matronly voice as she stroked the backs of their heads and drew them to where she knew they both wanted so badly to be. They latched onto her thick, swollen nipples, and had barely brushed them with their lips when the first squirts of rich, sweet milk began to flow into their mouths and down their throats. Husband and wife moaned with ecstasy and comfort all at once as they drank from that divine, maternal source, while Taweret smiled at the blushing form of Horus as he tried not to look jealous.

“Would you like to drink of me too, sweet-beak?"

His head span and his face burned hot enough to sear the stars from the skies as Taweret melted his wise, dignified image with that same pet name she had been using for millennia. He nodded, and groaned as Taweret nodded simply, and with a twitch of the fingers on one hand split apart a new shard of reality. A whole new separate universe where everything was as it had been aside from one slight ripple in causality provoked by Anubis tripping over a chair leg, and Horus getting to the hippo's breast a fraction of a second before him.

“Ooh, we're creating new universes already? Y'know, I saw this amazing talkie... uhh, wait, wrong century, this amazing movie last month that had things like that happening. In this one universe, everyone had hot dogs for fingers. Do you think I could make one like that, but where everyone had penises for fingers? Mmmh, imagine the handshakes…"

Sekhmet giggled as she slipped through the door and patted Taweret gently on one cheek of her ample ass. The lithe lioness circled around the hippo, peering into both shards of reality to smile at all three of the others currently present, but willed a chez-lounge into being in place of one of the nearby tables and flopped down on that instead. She looked around for a moment, smirked, and beckoned with her fingers. From behind the bar, where he had been standing glassy-eyed and utterly immobile aside from his steady breathing, a human, mortal male in a uniform apron matching the sign on the coffee shop door moved to approach the naked lioness. She waved her hand and the glassiness faded from his gaze. Instead he stared, he grunted as he saw the divine figure before him, and his mouth fell open as the lower portion of his apron began to tent, and before long a dark spot appeared through the front of the fabric, soaking through his underwear, tan pants and the apron itself as the mortal helplessly and immediately flooded his underwear with cum. Sekhmet huffed and pouted as the man collapsed into a twitching, grunting, cumming ball on the floor.

“Oh, c'mon... it's been like eighty thousand years, give or take a few hundred thousand years depending on when you draw the line of modern humanity's ancestry. When are they going to evolve out of the whole ' unstoppable orgasms in the presence of the un-shrouded divine' thing?"

Thankfully, before she could chide the gurgling, still unceasingly cumming male any further, the rest of the reunion crew arrived. The coffee shop door swung open and a scream of pleasure rang out through it, Bast staggering in with a lace garter wrapped around her black furred right thigh and juices streaming down the inner fur of both legs as a cable led from a small box affixed to the garter all the way up to the entrance of her pussy. The grunting, cumming cat staggered over towards Sekhmet and tumbled forward onto the lioness' seat, and onto Sekhmet herself. Without so much as giving another moment's thought to the quaking, cumming human from whom the veil of ignorance had been removed, the lioness giggled and began to make out with the whimpering cat while Ammit and Nut slipped in, snorting with laughter as they followed the wet trail of Bast's copious ejaculations.

“Nnhhaahhhh... ahhyesss... god, fh-hhhuuuck... not fair!"

Bast gurgled as she continued to twitch, shudder and squirt while cradling the lioness upon whom she had fallen, moaning as Sekhmet continued to lick her face even after their kisses broke.

“You didn't t-thhahhfuck... didn't tell me you'd divinely charged the fucking vibrator!"

She stared accusingly yet lustfully up at the still snorting and howling cow and crocodile, only to shriek in dismay when with a blink of her eyes Nut removed the divine spark from the bullet vibe and it became depressingly, mortally average in its vibrations within the previously enraptured, utterly overwhelmed feline goddess.

“Ghhhahh... godsdammit, why do you girls always try to get me so fucking worked up?? Every single century…"

Bast mewled, struggling to her feet with Sekhmet rising with her, still cuddling the other cat but grinning over Bast's shoulder at the smirking, unabashed croc and cow.

“Because every patheon needs its slut…"

Ammit teased, glancing downward and uttering a sharp reptilian hiss of lust as Bast's gaze descended along with hers.

“…and you, Bast?"

She licked her large, toothy maw, the nearly foot long cock she had just summoned into existence pulsing and dribbling pre-cum between her legs as she strode forward and pulled Bast out of Sekhmet's arms, bending the black cat forward over the nearest table. The feline goddess shrieked and drummed her fists against the table as Ammit stuffed her cock deep into the cat's pussy, immediately starting to fuck her harder and with more inspired divinity than any god-charged toy.

“You don't even need to try in order to fulfil that role. It's just... a-aahhfuck, yessss...it's who you are!"

As Ammit and Bast began to rut feverishly over one of the coffee shop's many tables, Sekhmet moaned and beckoned for Nut to join her on her chez. The towering aurochs cow, almost as large in all dimensions as Taweret though with a sizeable pair of black horns capping her head, did so without hesitation. She snorted with desire as her eyes glanced towards Ammit and the heavy balls now swinging between the crocodile's legs, and Sekhmet purred as in an instant the lioness too bore a cock to rival the reptile's own. Nut knelt astride her. She sank down with a bellowing cry onto Sekhmet's straining shaft, and across the city in that very instant the goddess' brief distraction from maintaining constant, conscious control of her powers caused every single person who was masturbating, having sex or even idly fantasising about erotic matters to spontaneously and instantaneous begin to cum.

In that same moment, Taweret murmured happily as she watched the others getting more shameless and wild while she intimately cradled three other gods to her bosom across two realities. With a longing moan, she set another universe into being. A third shard of herself, so that she could feel a world where Anput and Anubis were drinking from her, a world where Anput and Horus were suckling on her breasts, and now a separate reality where she was hoisting Anput's lithe, smooth skinned body up so the human could wrap her legs around Taweret's head and let the hippo's large tongue bathe her pussy.

In the same instant, Horus and Anubis were fucking her. One in the pussy, one in the ass, standing either side of her and barely able to make their arms meet around the powerful girth of her huge maternal frame. Her eyes fluttered with pleasure. Her mind considered another fantasy, and a new universe tore itself from the others. In this one, Horus and Anubis' positions were reversed, and Anput was fucking Taweret's face with a seven inch clit. That version of Anput screamed in ecstasy, and in a moment of pure indulgence urged every other iteration of herself to possess such endowment too, so they could all feel as good as her.

Universes divided and subdivided over and over again, to infinity. The multiverse rang with the roars and shrieks and screams of the gods in every conceivable combination of positions, acts and fetishes. In one universe, Sekhmet's fingers gushed cum as Taweret suckled upon her thumb in the most taboo of all acts. In another, Horus bent the flow of time and spent approximately seventeen billion years with Anubis, flooding that whole universe with cum as they jerked one another off side by side until the walls of that reality crumbled and a tidal wave of infinite seed drenched shards of reality they hadn't even been privy to in any conscious manner.

Humans walked by outside the coffee shop, occasionally glancing inside and seeing the most boring thing possible within. A middle aged white guy, balding but with long, scraggly hair at the back playing an acoustic guitar in the centre of the store. A book club. A talk on beekeeping. Sports being shown on a large projector to table after table of uniformed and rowdily cheering fans.

No-one saw the truth of that once in a century meeting. And though the whole universe in an infinite number of iterations felt it, and experienced the ramifications of that reunion for aeons to come, the afternoon passed by in relative calm to the world beyond the coffee shop's front door. As night fell, one by one the coffee shop door opened and a beautiful figure stepped out, human to all who observed them. Shrouded, their true self and power hidden.

In another century, they would meet again. In another hundred years, in a beachside fisher's hut on the island of Borneo, the gods would reunite anew.

Until then though, they all had jobs to do. A myriad of universes to put back together and untangle from one another. An infinitely complex multiverse to rebalance. And not because they still desired to rule and command, they had long since given up that pet project and let the laws of physics take the wheel instead. But quite simply, so when they met once again in another hundred years? They could spend the afternoon fucking, and fucking up the entire multiverse together all over again.

By Jeeves